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Bitch, Cute, and Friends: You are NOT to have a single girls phone number e You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram Snapchat . and Twitter) E You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere in public) . You are NOT to go to Honda without me vvoom room You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week . You're NOT to look at a single girl e if girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away e Mo is to NOT hang out us every time we hang out . You are NOT to ask for head Nau augn . You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again . You're NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah,Deven,or Josh ever again Nwe . You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you 21? . I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please x-xxxx e if we move in there are to . If we move in together your friends wil RARLEY be allowed over e If I catch you around giris 1 kill you e You are NOT to ditch me for your friends 路 Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU! navy銆 . We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least Noyy . If I say jump you say "how high princess xoxo NEVER ever be girls at our house NoNO You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so i know your not messing around You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back * bai-xue-lives: allthingshyper: wenamedthedogkylo: trenchmints: Filed under: yikes, get a new girlfriend, doubleyikes A classic example of what abusive behavior in women can look like. This isn鈥檛 cute or sweet or just for anyone鈥檚 own good, this is controlling. Young gents (and wlw and nb folks interested in ladies), if your girlfriend or prospective girlfriend presents you a list like this (especially in writing), you crumple that shit up, drop it at her feet, remind her that you are not property, and walk away. This shit isn鈥檛 funny or cute when a man does it to a woman; do not tolerate it just because it鈥檚 coming from a woman. Holy fucking shit this bitch is out of her mind obsessive already What do you wanna bet that she hates Keegan, Tyler, Noah, Deven, Josh, and Austin because they saw through her bullshit and tried to warn their bro
Honda, Memes, and Toyota: SUCESSO REPRESENTA O 1% DO SEU TRABALHO QUE RESULTA DOS 99% QUE 脡 CHAMADO DE FRACASSO. SOICHIRO HONDA @LIDERESEMPREENDEDORES HONDA ELE FOI RECUSAD0 PARA UM TRABALHO DE ENGENHARIA PELA TOYOTA LIDE RES Aos 8 anos, construiu uma bicicleta, aos 13 j谩 tinha pequenas 鈥渋nven莽玫es鈥, aos 16 anos, Honda vai para Tokio como aprendiz numa oficina mec芒nica, e poucos anos depois, volta para Hamamatsu e abre a sua pr贸pria oficina. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Trabalha dia e noite, inclusive dormindo na pr贸pria oficina, e para continuar nos neg贸cios, empenha as j贸ias da pr贸pria esposa. Quando apresentou seu trabalho a uma grande empresa, dizem-lhe que seu produto n茫o atende ao padr茫o de qualidade exigido. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Sr.Honda desiste? N茫o! Volta a escola por mais 2 anos, sendo v铆tima de goza莽茫o dos colegas e alguns professores o tachavam de 鈥渧ision谩rio鈥. Sr.Honda se chateia? N茫o! Ap贸s 2 anos, a empresa que o recusou finalmente fecha contrato com ele. Durante a guerra, sua f谩brica 茅 bombardeada 2 vezes, grande parte 茅 destru铆da. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Sr.Honda se desespera e desiste? N茫o! Reconstr贸i sua f谩brica mas, um terremoto novamente a arrasa. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Essa 茅 a gota d鈥櫭ua e Honda desiste? N茫o! Ap贸s a guerra segue-se uma grande escassez de gasolina em todo o pa铆s e este homem n茫o pode sair de autom贸vel nem para comprar comida para a fam铆lia. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Ele entra em p芒nico? N茫o! Criativo, adapta um pequeno motor a sua bicicleta e sai as ruas. Os vizinhos ficam maravilhados e todos querem tamb茅m as chamadas 鈥渂icicletas motorizadas鈥. A demanda por motores aumenta e logo ele fica sem mercadoria. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Decide ent茫o montar uma f谩brica para essa nova inven莽茫o. Sem capital, resolve pedir ajuda para mais de 15 mil lojas espalhadas pelo pa铆s. Como a ideia 茅 boa, consegue apoio de cerca 5 mil lojas, que lhe adiantam o capital necess谩rio para a ind煤stria. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Hoje, a Honda Motor Company 茅 um dos maiores imp茅rios da ind煤stria automobil铆stica, conhecida e respeitada no mundo inteiro, tudo porque Soichiro Honda, seu fundador, n茫o se deixou abater pelos terr铆veis obst谩culos que encontrou pela frente. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Se voc锚 adquiriu a mania de reclamar e sempre colocar a culpa no destino, pare! O que sabemos 茅 uma gota, o que ignoramos 茅 um oceano. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 lideresempreendedores empreendedoresbrasil 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅

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Honda, Tumblr, and Blog: joannaeris: The Mania Tour at Honda Center on September 29, 2018 in Anaheim, CA馃摳Michael Tullberg/Getty Images

joannaeris: The Mania Tour at Honda Center on September 29, 2018 in Anaheim, CA馃摳Michael Tullberg/Getty Images

Ass, Bad, and Bitch: HOW DOMINO'S PIZZA TRACKER SAVED A LIFE This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the Domino's Pizza tracker saved my life I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos. I don't eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY important thing ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut. I had been having trouble with my now Ex-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won't go into details, but let's just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I'Il just break it off Wrong One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after a constant bombardment with Domino's WEVE CHANGED OUR SHIT,I SWEAR WE RE AWESOME NOW ad campaign, I decided to give it a shot Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza I built a modest 2 topping medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have come in the delivery pizza world Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that would save my neck The Pizza Tracker Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from Domino's It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza ORDER MENU COUPONS LOCATIONS TRACKER ESPANO This is where the night got interesting. I am on my couch, one eye on "Parks and Rec the other on the pizza tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch. We had just entered stage 2. Prep. KNOCKI KNOCKI KNOCK For a split second I thought, "woh that was fast, Iput my order in 10 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it's still in stage 2 By the end of my thought, the door swung open Guess who Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven) She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!GET THAT SHIT IN THE OVEN l try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me "SIT THE FUCK DOWN!! She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out hoping to get her to calm down. It's no use. I decide I need to try and get to my phone. l inconspicuously try to look for my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to me STAGE 41 BOX FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact, glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away Stage 51 DELIVERY Alejandro is delivering your pizza GOD SPEED ALEJENDROIII MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON THIS Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just makes things worse It's been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second and save the day 10 more minutes go by Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we're still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA TRACKER, YOUVE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never order from Domino's again!!! After this thought I immediately think to myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again. Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho with the knife and went back to his 98 Honda Accord and called the cops. Domino's pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from the pizza tracker to the savior tracker Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didnt panic, and saved my ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza too. THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE PIZZA MA THEMETAPICTURECOM srsfunny: Very Well Done Domino鈥檚 Pizza Tracker