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Asian, Confused, and Fucking: Dylan Reneau @DylanReneau Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is worth taking the risk of getting salmonella @logancooper14 Dylan pull yourself together and go get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some class bigpandulce: kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there! Two words: Raw eggs. ?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on *deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella. MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely. Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead. Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough. Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag??? Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag? U can also get from cucumberssss
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Asian, Confused, and Fucking: Dylan Reneau @DylanReneau Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is worth taking the risk of getting salmonella @logancooper14 Dylan pull yourself together and go get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some class alexander: thyrell: kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there! Two words: Raw eggs. ?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on *deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella. MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely. Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead. Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough. Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag??? Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag? well i was using it as an alternative to romaine lettuce but i guess ill go fuck myself :/ Who the fuck puts flour in cookie dough????
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Asian, Confused, and Fucking: Dylan Reneau @DylanReneau Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is worth taking the risk of getting salmonella @logancooper14 Dylan pull yourself together and go get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some class piranhapunk: kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there! Two words: Raw eggs. ?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on *deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella. MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely. Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead. Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough. Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag??? Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag? why are you NOT eating flour straight from the bag????
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Asian, Confused, and Fucking: Dylan Reneau @DylanReneau Unpopular opinion: cookie dough is worth taking the risk of getting salmonella @logancooper14 Dylan pull yourself together and go get a damn spoon. It's cookie dough not a beefy 5 layer burrito have some class lostsometime: vorbits: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there! Two words: Raw eggs. ?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on *deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella. MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely. Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead. Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough. Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag??? there go my dinner plans ;( why are you eating flour straight from the bag???
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Confused, Ignorant, and Lol: oooo T-Mobile LTE 11:53 PM Xproudblackconser... Follow creativleyderp creativleyderp: proudblackconservative: captainsuperbi: women who are republicans worry me like why dont you love yourself? You have no idea how much I love myself, darling. Enough to vote with my brain instead of my vag. It'sS awesome you know what else would be awesome? equal pay. thanks for none of your help You know what you already have? Equal pay. Please bury that idiotic wage gap myth Source: captainsuperbi <p><a href="http://jawbreakerwallace.tumblr.com/post/111845734889/proudblackconservative-doldru-ms" class="tumblr_blog">jawbreakerwallace</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/111820856719/doldru-ms-thehomelessoul" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href="http://doldru-ms.tumblr.com/post/111818878581/thehomelessoul-proudblackconservative" class="tumblr_blog">doldru-ms</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thehomelessoul.tumblr.com/post/111815982988/proudblackconservative-doldru-ms-i-literally" class="tumblr_blog">thehomelessoul</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/111814866229/doldru-ms-i-literally-will-never-understand-how" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://doldru-ms.tumblr.com/post/111347261836/i-literally-will-never-understand-how-ignorant" class="tumblr_blog">doldru-ms</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I literally will NEVER understand how ignorant conservatives can be. I will never understand how blacks ones can even exist like holy mf Christ</p></blockquote> <p>&gt;calls me ignorant<br/>&gt;thinks I should think a certain way because of my skin tone<br/>&gt;also says literally nothing to show that I’m wrong or confirm my apparent ignorance</p><p>Top kek</p></blockquote> <p>I’m confused why wouldn’t they vote conservative? Who do you think ended slavery lol?</p></blockquote> <p>Parties have shifted their platforms overtime. Black started voting democratic when republicans didn’t support the civil rights act. ALSO, but because Lincoln was anti-slavery doesn’t mean he was pro-black.</p></blockquote> <p>I swear if I hear this “the parties switched” nonsense one more time…</p></blockquote> <p>Not to mention it would take less than a minute of research to see that a higher percentage (above 80%) or Republicans voted for the Bill than Democrats (around 65%)…. like what is this person being told? </p></blockquote> <p>That &ldquo;hurr durr republicans are evil old racist white men who hate blacks and women and gays and poor people like basically if the whole Confederate Army was all like yeah and bring back slavery keep the women in the kitchen churning the butter hurr durr&rdquo; basically.</p>
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Confused, Ignorant, and Lol: oooo T-Mobile LTE 11:53 PM Xproudblackconser... Follow creativleyderp creativleyderp: proudblackconservative: captainsuperbi: women who are republicans worry me like why dont you love yourself? You have no idea how much I love myself, darling. Enough to vote with my brain instead of my vag. It'sS awesome you know what else would be awesome? equal pay. thanks for none of your help You know what you already have? Equal pay. Please bury that idiotic wage gap myth Source: captainsuperbi <p><a href="http://doldru-ms.tumblr.com/post/111818878581/thehomelessoul-proudblackconservative" class="tumblr_blog">doldru-ms</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thehomelessoul.tumblr.com/post/111815982988/proudblackconservative-doldru-ms-i-literally" class="tumblr_blog">thehomelessoul</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/111814866229/doldru-ms-i-literally-will-never-understand-how" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://doldru-ms.tumblr.com/post/111347261836/i-literally-will-never-understand-how-ignorant" class="tumblr_blog">doldru-ms</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I literally will NEVER understand how ignorant conservatives can be. I will never understand how blacks ones can even exist like holy mf Christ</p></blockquote> <p>&gt;calls me ignorant<br/>&gt;thinks I should think a certain way because of my skin tone<br/>&gt;also says literally nothing to show that I’m wrong or confirm my apparent ignorance</p><p>Top kek</p></blockquote> <p>I’m confused why wouldn’t they vote conservative? Who do you think ended slavery lol?</p></blockquote> <p>Parties have shifted their platforms overtime. Black started voting democratic when republicans didn’t support the civil rights act. ALSO, but because Lincoln was anti-slavery doesn’t mean he was pro-black.</p></blockquote> <p>I swear if I hear this &ldquo;the parties switched&rdquo; nonsense one more time…</p>
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