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Ass, Bad, and Beautiful: THE POOREST PRESIDENT IN THE WORLD This image of Uruguay's president went viral recently and some people criticised him for his posture and clothes This is José Mujica.. José Mujica, currently the president of Uruguay, is know for being a rarity among powerful he chooses to £7,500) people and around 90% of his $12,000 salary to charities that benefit poor Guerrilla bad ass.. OSE MUSICA CORDAN A guerrilla fighter for Tupamaros (a "Robin hood" organization that stole from the rich and gave to the poorl he was imprisoned twice, kept in horrible conditions, escaped once, and was only apprehended after being shot six times by the police. He was released fourteen years later when a constitutional democrocy was restored Uruguay's presidential palace this beautiful palace with 42 staff members to him he instead lives on a small farm a few minutes from the capital. House and Car He drives a 1987 Volkswagen Beetle, and is a part time farmer, growing chrysanthemums (a kind of flower) for sale at nearby markets. He lives in a small house with his wife, who was also an imprisoned guerrilla fighter and member of Tupamaros, who is now a Uruguayan senalor Guards His only protection are two guards positioned on his road (required by the governmenti and his three legged dog Manuela. Under his presidency Uruguay has legalized marijuana and same-sex marriage, while also enaching one of the region's most boosting the use of renewable and biomass. He does not like to be called the worlds poorest president, stating that "It is not the man who has too limle, but the man who craves more, who is poor." sweeping abortion rights laws and sharply energy sources like wind This man is leading by It is clear the power has not corrupted him. He leads for his people. We need more world leaders like him srsfunny: The Poorest President In The World Is Also The Coolest
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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: SLIMGEMS slimgems: @baited-in wanted me to draw some werejasps, so here’s a couple + a partially corrupted jasper !!

slimgems: @baited-in wanted me to draw some werejasps, so here’s a couple + a partially corrupted jasper !!

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Ass, Autocorrect, and Bad: wint @dril Following wint @dril Following nerd with lame attitude: North Korea is bad Me: Have you ever lived there nerd: (his glasses fall off) in hell you are forced to smoke weed 4:19 PM-22 Jul 2014 Me: Catch you later wint @dril Followirn 4:38 PM-3 Auq 2014 wint @dril Following my fuckin opinion of politics? heres my fuckin opinion of politics. not a single senator in the history of the united states, has been white farm boss: yyoure so good at cleaning the pigs' ass holes. please let us pay you me: no. i won't allow my work to be corrupted by the dolar. 11:25 PM- 30 Mar 2017 6:40 AM -27 Oct 2014 wint @dril Following Economic Economic- drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or Left Right not, 9:20 AM-9 May 2014 wint @dri Following wint @dril Following oop, autocorrect got me. what i meant to say was "i cant wait to eat shit right out of the sewer and suck some outrageously gay clown dicks" 8:06 PM -8 Aug 2014 "don't tread of me", the famous words of that good snake who doesn't want to get stepped on, the noble slithering bastard I relate to most 12:28 PM-2 Aug 2015 wint @dril Following wint @dril Following GENDERLESS WEDDING AT HARD ROCK CAFE: THE BRIDE AND GROOM WILL BE COVERED IN TARPS IN ORDER TO SCreaming while the road workers slowly pave a road on top of me using my own tax dollar 9:39 AM-26 Sep 2015 CIRCUMVENT THE STANDARDIZED NORM'S, FREE ICE 6:54 PM-7 Jun 2011
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Arguing, Community, and Girls: Rita Ora Following @RitaOra honest experience in my life. I have had romantic relationships with women and men throughout my life and this is my personal journey. I am sorry how I expressed myself in my song has hurt anyone. I would never intentionally cause harm to other LGBTQ+ people or anyone. Looking forward, I hope that continuing to express myself through my art will empower my fans to feel as proud of themselves as I'm learning to feel about who I am. I'm ever thankful to my fans for teaching me to love myself no matter what. I have strived to be a Hello everyone reading this. Girls was written to represent my truth and is an accurate account of a very real and honest experience in my life. I have had romantic relationships with women and men throughout my life and this is my personal journey. I am sorry how I expressed myself in my song has hurt anyone. I would never intentionally cause harm to other LGBTQ+ people or anyone. Looking forward, I hope that continuing to express myself through my art will empower my fans to feel as proud of themselves as I'm learning to feel about who I am. I'm ever thankful to my fans for teaching me to love myself no matter what. I have strived to be a contributor to the LGBTQ+ community throughout my entire career and always will be Love, Rita eringrace99: theshitneyspears: smh y’all made an OPENLY bisexual woman apologize for writing a song about her experience being bisexual just because it didn’t properly reflect every single gay person’s experience I’m bisexual too, and although I do see the problem with some of the lyrics, and why it may offend some people, it is a song. It is HER experience as a bisexual woman. Not every LGBTQ+ person’s experience with their sexuality is the same. We’re all different. I thought that was the beauty of our community, that we are all different and one in the same. We look out for and after everyone and anyone that is proud to enter. But some of you look so deep into things that it gets misconstrued and corrupted. I’m not saying that I didn’t cringe at some of the lyrics and think the same things you did, but come on, this is from her experiences, her LIFE, and about HER SEXUALITY, not yours. Not everyone is the same. Not every bisexual person is the same. STOP HATING AND LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO ARGUE ABOUT.
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Cars, Crazy, and Fucking: "I promise l won't get too crazy tonight" 3 drinks later: abmoms Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s... prisonofteeth: Okay, but Marvin Heemeyer didn’t destroy his town. He specifically targeted buildings owned by corrupt politicians in his hometown, who over the course of nearly a decade, made it impossible for him to operate his muffler shop. Through a zoning dispute and some shady deals, the town trustees had placed a concrete plant directly in the plot of land he used to access his muffler shop, and then fined him for having junk cars on the property and not being hooked up to the sewer line“On June 4, 2004, Heemeyer drove his armored bulldozer through the wall of his former business, the concrete plant, the Town Hall, the office of the local newspaper that editorialized against him, the home of a former judge’s widow, and a hardware store owned by another man Heemeyer named in a lawsuit, as well as a few others. Owners of all of the buildings that were damaged had some connection to Heemeyer’s disputes”Marvin didn’t hurt anyone in his rampage. Witnesses recount how he went out of his way to make sure that no one was hurt. The only casualty was after he took his own life with a single gunshot after his bulldozer came to a halt.His story is a story of protest and revenge against a corrupt system that took advantage of him, prevented him from running his business, and wore him down until the bitter end. Marvin Heemeyer is a fucking hero.
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Aladdin, Barbie, and Batman: feynites.tumblr.com minesottafatspoollegend i love in fantasy when its like "king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure, who was actually a brutalized batman doll without his cape (the dog chewed half his head, too), who we dubbed 'Evil Chancellor Traytor'. The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys, 'chancellor' just came with the word ‘evil, in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition. Like grand, or high, or something along those lines Anyway, the running gag was that the king (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancellor Traytor, who basically comported himself like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of the day. The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called 'the kingslayer The additional twist on the joke, though, was that he never was behind anything. The king was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor was the most devoted civil servant in the entire Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his nights working on writing up new legislature to ensure that broken toys had access to mobility devices, was always on the lookout to acquire new shoeboxes for expanding city infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that once got half the 'settlement' in my sister and I's closet moved to the upper shelf so that vulnerable toys were less likely to be snatched up by the dog The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic as the 'evi in his name. See, Action Figure Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and exploiting the underclasses. The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant, and loyally serve a good ruler or, if the regent should became a despot, to slay them on behalf of the people But since killing the king would be a terrible crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of person who would willingly die to spare the people from the plight of a wicked leader because the murder would be pinned on them, in order to keep the 'machinery of politics working as smoothly as ever Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary, in which my sister I would take turns writing out the most over-the-top good shit he'd done behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else had finished talking shit about him. I don't know why but we got the biggest kick out of being like Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can't the king see how wicked he is?! Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char! Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if someone puts a knife in the king's back, we'll know where to look! Evil Chancellor Traytor's Diary: Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another legless action figure sitting by the benches. I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he wasn't looking. I really need to increase budgeting to the medical treatment centers. If only we had enough glue, I think we would see far fewer toys trying to get by without limbs insert iconic evil laugh Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my mom's cleaning sprees and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out. My littler brother, who tended to follow my sister and I's games like he was watching a daily soap opera, cried so hard that we had to do a special 'episode' where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellor's diary, and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave and then ordered the toys driving the toy bulldozer to bury him so that Traytor's grave would have a body' (this seemed very important for some reason) And then we had the Quest For a New King. Somehow or another that ended up being a giant rubber snake called Tyrant King Cobra (via besiderunningwaters) #my apologies for rambling #but it has been a long time since i thought about traytor #and that suddenly reminded me of him H APR 201 SOURCE SWEETBABYRAYSGOURMETSAUCES 78,236 NOTES The Unforgettable Tale of Evil Chancellor Traytor
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Advice, Bad, and Beautiful: ORD OF THE RINGS RANDOM FACTS thar eveRy Fan should kou AKT 2) The hobbits are actually a sub-group of men. They appeared in the First Age and lived by the river, pawing unnoticed by other races until the Third Age, when they settled in The Shire with the penmission of th. Kng of Arthedain (a kingdom of men in the north). The ifespan of a hobbit is longerthan that of regular The oldest known was the Old Took, who reached 1yo years. Bilbo ouelived the Old Took, by the time of his departure to the Undying Lands he was 13a years old Hebbits have an innate ablity to theow stones with a very accurate aiming. You can see in the movies how this s depicted, an Merry and Pippin throw stones at the ores n The Felowship of the Ring and in The Two Towersy and Bibe does so in Hobbit trilogy. to be as beautiful as the fairest maid to ever wak the world, Lothien, and shares many similitudes with her. The biggest one is the fact that both were immortal maids that fel in love with amortal man, choosing death in oeder to be with them. Arwen, Elrond has Elrohir They used to ride with the Rangers of the North and deeply hated the orcs, as their mother, Celebrian, was ambushed and tormented by them, damaging her Earth forever No partofthe books ever mentiens Legolas's hair celoue. It could be assumed that he is likely to be blonde due to his father's golden hair, but chances are that he could be dark haired, as some ilustrations depict him The reason for Boromir's presence in Rivendell is that his brother, Faramis, had a recurrent dream that little after Beromir dreamt toe, so he was seeking the advice o Elrond. In the dream a veice said some kind ef profecy which basicaly meant that they should look for Aragan in Rivendell, the One Ring was about to waken and the war for Middle Earth was about te begin Gollum story has some pretty dark and grim parts. It among the blood-drinking ghost that crept into the holes to find the young" and "slipped through windows to find cradles, suggesting that Gelum ate human children and babies when be could find them. When the Felowship is about to leave Lethorien Galadriel orders Gimli to ask for a gift (this can be seen n the extended edition of the movie), He anks fora single strand of Galadriel's hai, she then proceeds to cut three of them and gives them te GimE. What bringsa deep and signficant meaning to this gift, is the fact that she wn asked for the same thrice by the most badass of all the elves that ever lved, Feanor, but she always Many think that al the good guys in The Lord of the ings are white-skinned and beautiful and all the bad and ugy. That's not true There was a tribe of men caled the Druedain that lived within the berders of oGondor. These were short, dark skinned andr in tho eyes ofelves other men, ugly. Yet they were mever corrupted by evil, hated the orcs and his actionswere key in the outcome of the Battle of the Pelennos, as they aided the Rohirrim to arrive on time through the woods Char's all FoR nouu. Chank you FOR youR atcencion. Sorry, just ran out of potatoes Here's a jicama for the long post LOTR Random Facts #2
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Aladdin, Bad, and Barbie: C ,d 40%. 11:52 PM minesottafatspoollegend i love in fantasy when its like "king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous" es When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure, who was actually a brutalized batman doll without his cape (the dog chewed half his head, too), who we dubbed 'Evil Chancellor Traytor. The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys, chancellor just came with the word 'evil in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition Like 'grand' or 'high' or something along those lines Anyway, the running gag was that the king (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancel- lor Traytor, who basically comported himself like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of the day. The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called 'the kingslayer The additional twist on the joke, though, was that he never was behind anything. The king was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor was the most devoted civil servant in the entire Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his nights working on writing up new legislature to ensure that b mobility devices, was always on the lookout to acquire new shoeboxes for expanding city infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that once got half the 'settlement' in my sister and I's closet moved to the upper shelf so that vulnerable toys were less likely to be snatched roken toys had access to the dog The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic as the evil in his name. See, Action Figure Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and exploiting the underclasses. The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant, and loyally serve a good ruler-or, if the regent should became a despot, to slay them on behalf of the people But since killing the king would be a terrible crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of person who would willingly die to spare the people from the plight of a wicked leader, because the murder would be pinned on them, in order to keep the 'machinery of politics working as smoothly as ever Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary in which my sister I would take turns writing out the most over-the-top good shit he'd done behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else had finished talking shit about him. I don't know why but we got the biggest kick out of in Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can't the king see how wicked he is?! Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char! Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if someone puts a knife in the king's back, we'll know where to look! Evil Chancellor Traytor's Diary: Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another legless action figure sitting by the benches. I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he wasn't looking. I really need to increase budgeting to the medical treatment centers. If only we had enough glue, I think we would see far fewer toys trying to get by without limbs... insert iconic evil laugh* Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my mom's cleaning sprees, and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out. My littler brother, who tended to follow my sister and I's games like he was watching a daily soap opera, cried so hard that we had to do a special 'episode where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellor's diary, and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave and then ordered the toys driving the toy bulldozer to bury him so that 'Traytors grave would have a body' (this seemed very important for some reason) And then we had the Quest For a New King Somehow or another that ended up being a giant rubber snake called Tyrant King Cobra Source: sweetbabyr aysgourmetsauces 79,144 notes I want this to be an actual soap so bad
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Ass, Bad, and Beautiful: The "poorest" president in the world... This image of Uruguay's president went viral recently and some people criticised him for his posture and clothes MINISTERIO DI NOMÍA Y FIN EPUBLIC URU This is José Mujica... José Mujica, currently the president of Uruguay, is know for being a rarity among powerful politicians, as he chooses to donate around 90% of his $12,000 (£7,500) monthly salary to charities that benefit poor people and small entrepreneurs. Guerrilla bad asS... 1 60 F 3OSE MUJICA CORDANO A guerrilla fighter for Tupamaros (a "Robin hood" organization that stole from the rich and gave to the poor) he was imprisoned twice, kept in horrible conditions, escaped once, and was only apprehended after being shot six times by the police. He was released fourteen years later when a constitutional democracy was restored. Uruguay's presidential palace Although this beautiful palace with 42 staff members is available to him he instead lives on a small farm a few minutes from the capital. House and car He drives a 1987 Volkswagen Beetle, and is a part time farmer, growing chrysanthemums (a kind of flower) for sale at nearby markets. He lives in a small house with his wife, who was also an imprisoned guerrilla fighter and member of Tupamaros, who is now a Uruguayan senator. Guards His only protection are two guards positioned on his road (required by the government) and his three legged dog Manuela. Under his presidency Uruguay has legalized marijuana and same-sex marriage, while also enacting one of the region's most sweeping abortion rights laws and sharply boosting the use of renewable energy sources like wind and biomass. He does not like to be called the worlds poorest president, stating that "It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, who is poor." This man is leading by example. It is clear the power has not corrupted him. He leads for his people. We need more world leaders like him. asweetheartbeing40: specialformytaste: specialformytaste :  so impressive..I have to reblog this! Wow, what a rarity!
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