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Boner, Brains, and Children: Myths About Men That Need To Be Eradicated 1. That we don't like cuddlin'. I will cuddle your brains out. I will cuddle you so good you will walk funny the next day 2. We're not all emotionally stunted, sex driven idiots who think that women are some enigma 3. Men are worse parents, and less nurturing, than women 4. Just because I need to be physically attracted to a girl I'd like to date doesn't imply I only like girls for their looks 5. That if we like kids, we're pedophiles. 6. "Men shouldn't cry." Screw you, I ain't made out of stone 7. That men cannot ever be victims of sexual assault. 8. That men cannot ever be the victims of domestic abuse by a female partner. 9. That men can't be affectionate, we just fake it for sex. 10. That we don't get harshly judged for our appearance, and specifically our height. 11. I'm not talking to you just because I want to bone you 12. That, as a man and father, I'm incapable of changing diapers, feeding and nurturing my children, taking my kids to the park, am generally clueless when it comes to making decisions about household matters, can't grocery shop, can't sew or cook, and generally have no clue what to do with my kids/house/money 13. Ladies, really, we have no idea what we did. Stop being mad and explain 14. Commercials make us look like bumbling idiots who can't dress ourselves. 15. When women say we ALL stereotype women, which is really them stereotyping men 16. That men think about sex every 7 seconds I/. All men like sports 18. That by being sexually attracted to you, we are somehow dehumanizing you, or objectifying you. This can happen, but it is not an automatic consequence of a man's sexuality 19. Having a boner doesn't always mean that we're excited, it can just happen for no goddamn reason and it doesn't make us more perverted than you girls! 20. That enjoying effeminate things and enjoying women are mutually exclusive srsfunny:Some Men Want To See The World Demystified
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Birthday, Books, and Cheating: BOYFRIEND APPLICATION Below are a series of multiple choice, fill-in-the-blank, and short answer questions. Please answer all questions truthfully in order to maximize the chances of an accurate decision to be made by administrator. BasicS My name is bovfriend.Im vears old and my birthday is.Iam ft in tall and Iweigh and I am applying for the position of lbs. Ilivem_. Do you have any tattoos piercings? (Specify) (city), (state province). I(am / am not) a virgin. What is your main means of transportation? (Circle) (A) Parent Guardian drives me(B)I have my own car (C) Public transportation (D) Other If you choseB or D from the question above, please specify what type of car or whatyour other means of transportation is. Do you have any siblimgs? (Specify) Do you have any pets? (Specify) Education Career Explain your current education status (where you go to school, where you plan to go to school, whether you are fmished with school, etc.) and your current career status (mcluding pastjobs and what you want to do in the future) Interests Do you play any sports?Ifso, which? How often are you on the internet? hrs week. What sites do you go on Specify top 5 favorites... Bands Movies Books Foods Doyou smoke? What is a typical night on the weekend for you? Doyou drmk? Do you do drugs?(Specify) Do you play any imstruments? (Specify) TrueFalse (Circle answer) Your profile picture is a picture of a car or a funny thmg you found on the internet. I ouown croCS You can countyour sexual partners on one hand (or no hands) Youwould be freaked out if you found outI was writing about you on my blog You like to cuddle. You know what Tumblris You like to make breakfast and be cute. T F T F T F Define What is your defmition of cheating!? What is vour defmition oflove? What would you say is "your type"? What is your defmition of a perfect date? Attach to the back of this packet the best picture ofyou upon completion Do not attach a picture ofyou taking a picture ofyourselfshirtless in the bathroom withyour phone please. (pleaseprint), hereby promise to be the perfect boyfriendif I am chosen to be the bovfriend of Signature ate eatcleanmakechanges: the-last-chord: cyanideinyourtea: unabsolute: alaera: legit don’t even care if it looks ugly on my blog, it’s perf. i would do anything for any guy follower that filled this out in my ask. like seriously anyhting. this is absolutely perfect. if you do this, you will get a nice gift in your ask box. tempted to print this out…  “You would be freaked out if you found I was writing about you on my blog” HAHA I love this!  …do you know what tumblr is….Normally I ask girls that question :P

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Birthday, Books, and Cheating: BOYFRIEND APPLICATION Below are a series of multiple choice, fill-in-the-blank, and short answer questions. Please answer all questions truthfully in order to maximize the chances of an accurate decision to be made by administrator. BasicS My name is bovfriend.Im vears old and my birthday is.Iam ft in tall and Iweigh and I am applying for the position of lbs. Ilivem_. Do you have any tattoos piercings? (Specify) (city), (state province). I(am / am not) a virgin. What is your main means of transportation? (Circle) (A) Parent Guardian drives me(B)I have my own car (C) Public transportation (D) Other If you choseB or D from the question above, please specify what type of car or whatyour other means of transportation is. Do you have any siblimgs? (Specify) Do you have any pets? (Specify) Education Career Explain your current education status (where you go to school, where you plan to go to school, whether you are fmished with school, etc.) and your current career status (mcluding pastjobs and what you want to do in the future) Interests Do you play any sports?Ifso, which? How often are you on the internet? hrs week. What sites do you go on Specify top 5 favorites... Bands Movies Books Foods Doyou smoke? What is a typical night on the weekend for you? Doyou drmk? Do you do drugs?(Specify) Do you play any imstruments? (Specify) TrueFalse (Circle answer) Your profile picture is a picture of a car or a funny thmg you found on the internet. I ouown croCS You can countyour sexual partners on one hand (or no hands) Youwould be freaked out if you found outI was writing about you on my blog You like to cuddle. You know what Tumblris You like to make breakfast and be cute. T F T F T F Define What is your defmition of cheating!? What is vour defmition oflove? What would you say is "your type"? What is your defmition of a perfect date? Attach to the back of this packet the best picture ofyou upon completion Do not attach a picture ofyou taking a picture ofyourselfshirtless in the bathroom withyour phone please. (pleaseprint), hereby promise to be the perfect boyfriendif I am chosen to be the bovfriend of Signature ate
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