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Animals, Dude, and Fucking: What are aninmals? If you have been around for a bit you might have heard of them before. But just WHAT exacntly are aninals? It's simple: animals are little people just like you or me. Over twenty different types of animnals have been discovered so far. Here is the most common ones that you can find: flopwop slippery tube dude fuckingf STUPld idiot comon doggo t special doggo vengeance What are aninmals? part 2 Now we all know what anmals are. But what are they like? Do they live in a house? what is their favourite televeision program to watch? Well you have come to the right place my friend. Here is an in-depth explamation of some of the most common aminals moon doggo tpe: doggo This kind of doggo used to live on the moon, but they were exiled to earth because they screamed ALL THE TIME. Now they spend most of their time screaming at the moon. They have not learned their lesson. the swooshmaster type: rocket Likely some form of angel, this creature can often be found descending from heaven in order to mock us. They can also melt objects with their mind. ice type: law enforcement This buge is about 6 feet tall and has thick armour which can deflect bullets, katana, and harsh insults. They use this power for good, mediating conflicts throughout the animal kingdom type: ???? Probably some kind of doggo, this creature is very hard to earn about because it can turn invisible at will. This is the only picture there is. What are aninmals? part 3 If you even exist then you have prombably asked yourself the quistion, do anmials get in a fight? who win? can they do a roundhouse kick? what are their special abilities? Lucky for you, today we will lay these qeustions to rest by looking at a few animnals that science has recently discovered death fighting style: ponch/kick special ability: call forth spirits "gghzhrhrhhrg mystery worm ighting style: wrestle &pestl special ability: fuck em up "todays special offer is on one-way tieket's to pound toun special doggo big joe fighting style: theoretical deconstruction special ability: warmth beam fighting style: loud screams special ability: stop time -お前はもう死んでいる" What are aninmals? part 4 Now that sientists have discovared over 30 aninals, you may have more quistions to ask, such as what aninmal is the strongests? where do the aninals doing a pee? can i eat the aninals without riskng INDIGESTION? these and other such qustions will be answeerd here special delivery bype: postman life tyre: oreo Closehy related to bumenens, this aninal sboots spider webs from its wrists to move fromm bouse to bouse to deliver your daily post When this brown aninmal isn't being dunked in milk, it does a float down rivers to sa ev childron and women who get lost at sea or thrown overborde by pirate dog gos. ather christma s ype: bappiness thie type ba stand Evry december, this small creeture, believed to be some kind of fat tube dude, wil send presents to the childran across the world who haen been nice to aninals through the year If you havnt been nice, he sends bomlh. This sneeky fucking f ST UPId idiot will steal whatever he can get his gloves on. It is believed they survive on a diet of greggs and polo mints.
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Arsenal, Winnie the Pooh, and Bear: GASTONIA MAIN 5050 9100 070 681 7 POS T M DER N R EDERICK CRE W S AUTHOR OF THE POOH PERPLEX U.S.A. $22.00 Canado $35.00 Nearly forty years ago, a young literary scholar by the name of Frederick Crews had an inspired idea: to portray his trendsetting peers in the act of applying their critical acumen to the adventures of that deceptively simpleminded teddy bear of story- book fame, Winnie-the-Pooh. In incisive chapters entitled "A Bourgeois Writer's Proletarian Fables," "A la recherche du Pooh perdu," and so forth, Freudian and Marxist, New Critic and Neo- Aristotelian alike had at the Pooh texts, dredging up their hidden layers of meaning for the enlight- enment of the hitherto unsuspecting reader. The Pooh Perplex became a bestseller, a "must" read discussed at sherry-and-cheese gatherings from coast to coast. Now Winnie-the-Pooh is three-quarters of a century old-and, alas, Professor Crews lags not far behind. Thanks, however, to the efforts of Princeton's superstar professor N. Mack Hobbs, Crews has been coaxed out of retirement long enough to lend his blessing and his name to a project undertaken in homage to his own-a panel on Pooh convened at the December 2000 Modern Language Association convention irn Washington, D.C., at which the leading lights of contemporary criticism were invited to train their wits upon the beloved bear. Radical feminist Sisera Catheter, Lacanian postcolonialist Das Nuffa Dat, and trailblazing proponents of Deconstruction, Poststructuralist Marxism, New Historicism, Biopoetics, Cultural Studies, and-let (continued on back flap) (continued from front flap) us not forget-recovered memory theory all took their turns at the podium and their shots at dear Edward Bear, leaving no ammunition in the arsenal of contemporary literary hermeneutics unexploded. Here, then, are the published pro- ceedings of this remarkable event, for the edifica- tion (and delectation) of a new generation of readers. FREDERICK CREWS is Professor Emeritus of English at the University of California, Berkeley. <p>What is this nightmarish thing I found at the library?</p>

What is this nightmarish thing I found at the library?

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