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Bad, Blunts, and Dad: 50% COOL WAYS TO SAY ND TO WEED 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26.1 was raised right, I won't light. 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard 5.You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. l'm cool 6. My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 7. Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 8. Uhhh.. no thanks loser! 9. Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. 10. Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 11. Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 12. No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 13. Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 14. I would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner 15. Injecting weed is for dummies. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 16. I will never do one toke. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 19. Bugger off, you bong addict 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 20. I will use my taser on yu. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 21. What do I look like? A failure 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 22. Nah, bongs are wrong 23. No way Hemp is horible 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good 24. I'd rather not be a canniba. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps 25.I don't think so, l'm 33. That's a death "roach." No. 41. Lay off,I isten to the law. ay o 47. You're domb if you do "dank." m nice. 50. No, man. I follow MMYV www.facebook.com/MMYVofficial 13/10 choose 20 and 29!

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Bodies , Chicago, and Crying: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://breelandwalker.tumblr.com/post/133533282304">breelandwalker</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesigilsofbaphomet.tumblr.com/post/133520415628">thesigilsofbaphomet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pro-choice-is-love.tumblr.com/post/122707196330">pro-choice-is-love</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://humunanunga.tumblr.com/post/121321307137">humunanunga</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alienbotanist.tumblr.com/post/121210031033">alienbotanist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mcgrlabroad.tumblr.com/post/117287717054">mcgrlabroad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me โ€œwhy do I look like this?โ€ And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite I had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, โ€œlook at this picture. What does she look like?โ€ And my wife very shyly answered โ€œMeโ€ฆโ€ (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied โ€œthat is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this.โ€</p> </blockquote> <p>I very rarely reblog miscellaneous posts but there are some followers of mine who really need to see this.</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh shit Iโ€™m crying thank you</p> </blockquote> <p>Remember, a lot more of you have the bodies of goddesses than you might think.</p> </blockquote> <p>BOOM. Love yourself, darlings.</p> </blockquote>
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Fail, Fire, and News: 2212. THE HOBBIT other. the Master wished for no enmity Then the Master hesitated and looked fr The Elvenking was very powerful in th uch of old songs, giving his mind to trade and goes and gold, to which habit he owed were of differen settled without him. The news had sprea the hall like fire through all the town. People inside the hall and outside it. The quays were hurrying feet. Some began to sing snatches of old cerning the return of the King under the Mountai was Thror's grandson not Thror himself that had come did not bother them at all. Others took up the s rolled loud and high over the lake. with him, not t mind, however, and quickly the d fr the onged song and The King beneath the mountains, The King of carven stone, The lord of silver fountains RPINNNT.BM Shall come into his own! His crown shall be upholden, His harp shall be restrung, His halls shall echo golden To songs of yore re-sung The woods shall wave on mountains And grass beneath the sun; His wealth shall flow in fountains And the rivers golden run. The streams shall run in gladness, The lakes shall shine and burn, All sorrow fail and sadness him on the back, and they maa was just as well, for he was no At the Mountain-king's return! cularly ch they sang, or very like that, only there was a great del f it, and there was much shouting as well as the 182 THE HORBIT OLK <p><a href="http://orriculum.tumblr.com/post/170215054038/admiralchimp-orriculum-a-tolkien-inspired" class="tumblr_blog">orriculum</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://admiralchimp.tumblr.com/post/170211421600/orriculum-a-tolkien-inspired-spell-of-renewal" class="tumblr_blog">admiralchimp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://orriculum.tumblr.com/post/170198242433/a-tolkien-inspired-spell-of-renewal-a-verse" class="tumblr_blog">orriculum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2> <i>a tolkien-inspired spell of renewal</i> ๐Ÿ„</h2> <p>a verse fromย p.182ย โ€œa warm welcomeโ€, written in cirth runes, sealed with ground espresso and cloves in wax.ย </p> <p>โ€œ<i>His crown shall be upholden, <br/> his harp shall be restrung,<br/> His halls shall echo golden,<br/> To songs of yore re-sung</i>.โ€</p> <p><strike>my tolkien runic is a lil rusty so some letters are probably wrong</strike></p> </blockquote> <p>No offense, but JRR Tolkien, staunch Catholic and opponent of power used or gained outside of Divine sanction, would not approve of any spell.ย  His โ€œmagicโ€ (at least the good magic) was more the power of angels or a natural talent that looks almost magical than anything.ย  All witchcraft and magic spells in his works lead to death and ruin.</p> <p style="">So, <br/></p> </blockquote> <ol><li> <b>ย ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ</b> do i look like i give a shit</li></ol></blockquote>
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