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How to become a legend: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy I'm going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl's number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, "I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I'll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand." Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head whoamiamneko If anyone ever does this to me l'll call them out on being a con artist a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Joke's on you, buddy. That'll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozern times? I can take a punch But then eventually, l'll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I'Il just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can't figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine Because l'm a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who's gonna' stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can't become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It's basic math whoamiamneko Moral of the story, don't be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy First of all, don't you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again And second, where did I say l'd be lonely? I'd be a ghost on a motorcycle. That's the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes Source: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy How to become a legend
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Humans are wierd: arcticfoxbear Humans Are Weird So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones?" going around tumbir at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking Earth is a wonky place, the axis tits, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What it what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? what if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all SCOREI Earth like worldl Lets get exploring before we get out competear And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and et, electrid storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just there. counting seconds between riashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a humans are awesome fiction megapost you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it" For a ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australa crazy-pages Alen: "Tm sorry what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is? Human-H0ถesty we can tolerate anywhere from-40 to 50 Celcius but we prefer the 0 to 30 range AlienI'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing? Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bt nippy Other human Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least. Human: Heh Alilen And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, hair way to bolling?" Human: Eugh Yes it sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god helip you it you Yeah everybody knows someone like that touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes Aen We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy val tashoth Youre telling me that you have. settiements On islands with active volcanism? well yeah i'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawail how to live their lives Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction What, the moften rock? Well yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out iquid rocks! The best one is Yelowstone, though All these hot springs and geysers from the YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES? Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them. Sounds like the "Damned trlogy by Alan Dean Foster the-grand author And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chit? Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about Amazingl when did you manage to send drones that could survive such temperatures? well, actually what? ..what?" we sent no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent.. HUMANS. to a place one hundred degrees below treezing? y-yeah and they didnt. die? Well the first few did PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE32212121 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to human settlements Yep. Pompeii is legendary. Entire cities went Towns buried under lava, peoples brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more kißed by falling ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again wel Are you serniously telling me this volcano is legendary for kiling several urban conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN? In our defence it hasn't actually done it since What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensibile about those Oh yeah After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we budd them better 159.505 notes Humans are wierd
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<p><a href="http://vastderp.tumblr.com/post/169944777396/bebeocho-toastoat-skeppsbrott-so-this-has" class="tumblr_blog">vastderp</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://bebeocho.tumblr.com/post/169077001302/toastoat-skeppsbrott-so-this-has-been-stuck-in" class="tumblr_blog">bebeocho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://toastoat.tumblr.com/post/165836872255/skeppsbrott-so-this-has-been-stuck-in-my-head" class="tumblr_blog">toastoat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://skeppsbrott.tumblr.com/post/164838024577/so-this-has-been-stuck-in-my-head-ever-since-i" class="tumblr_blog">skeppsbrott</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.</p></blockquote> <p>this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked</p> </blockquote> <p>i didn’t know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Eggleston–wikipedia describes him as “an innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,“ but according to <a href="http://www.rushad.net">his personal website</a> he’s a “cello goblin &amp; otherworldly jester currently touring earth” </p> </blockquote> <p>I love him instantly</p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="http://vastderp.tumblr.com/post/169944777396/bebeocho-toastoat-skeppsbrott-so-this-has" class="tumblr_blog">vastderp</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://bebeocho.tumblr.com/post/169077001302/toastoat-skeppsbrott-so-this-has-been-stuck-in" class="tumblr_blog">bebeocho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://toastoat.tumblr.com/post/165836872255/skeppsbrott-so-this-has-been-stuck-in-my-head" class="tumblr_blog">toastoat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://skeppsbrott.tumblr.com/post/164838024577/so-this-has-been-stuck-in-my-head-ever-since-i" class="tumblr_blog">skeppsbrott</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.</p></blockquote> <p>this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked</p> </blockquote> <p>i didn’t know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Eggleston–wikipedia describes him as “an innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,“ but according to <a href="http://www.rushad.net">his personal website</a> he’s a “cello goblin &amp; otherworldly jester currently touring earth” </p> </blockquote> <p>I love him instantly</p> </blockquote>
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<p><a href="http://bluebreeze52.tumblr.com/post/165271575840/libertarirynn-hey-remember-when-matpat-actually" class="tumblr_blog">bluebreeze52</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165271399949/hey-remember-when-matpat-actually-made-theories" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Hey remember when MatPat actually made theories based on physics and math instead of just rehashing ancient forum threads and pretending he just now came up with it?</p></blockquote> <p>Yeah, not gonna lie, Matt was somehow both lazy and put too much effort into this. Lazy in that he copied an idea everyone already knows about, and put too much effort into an 11 minute video when the theory can be summed up in a few sentences.</p></blockquote> <p>Exactly. Nostalgia Critic summed this up in like 30 seconds in one of his rundowns of Disney conspiracies. Matt likes to drag pointless things everybody knows about into 11 minute long beatings just so he can bring in the ad revenue. There&rsquo;s nothing wrong with getting paid for your work but I&rsquo;d like to see some actual, you know, work.</p>: They're RELATED" 11:33 Ariel is RELATED to Hercules?! (Disney's Connected Universe) The Film Theorists 223,419 views 2 hours ago : <p><a href="http://bluebreeze52.tumblr.com/post/165271575840/libertarirynn-hey-remember-when-matpat-actually" class="tumblr_blog">bluebreeze52</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165271399949/hey-remember-when-matpat-actually-made-theories" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Hey remember when MatPat actually made theories based on physics and math instead of just rehashing ancient forum threads and pretending he just now came up with it?</p></blockquote> <p>Yeah, not gonna lie, Matt was somehow both lazy and put too much effort into this. Lazy in that he copied an idea everyone already knows about, and put too much effort into an 11 minute video when the theory can be summed up in a few sentences.</p></blockquote> <p>Exactly. Nostalgia Critic summed this up in like 30 seconds in one of his rundowns of Disney conspiracies. Matt likes to drag pointless things everybody knows about into 11 minute long beatings just so he can bring in the ad revenue. There&rsquo;s nothing wrong with getting paid for your work but I&rsquo;d like to see some actual, you know, work.</p>

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