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Anna, Bodies , and Fucking: Shells&Emotions @anna_bayla My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out 5/13/16, 1:44 AM 986 RETWEETS 1,759 LIKES corporationsarepeople: dinosaurrainbowstarfish: beachfox: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 β€œAnd if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.” β€œJesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!” β€œHmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?” β€œwut” β€œWhat?” β€œShouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?” β€œDon’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.” β€œUh….” β€œOr learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.” He goes on for like several examples too. β€œHow can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?” β€œCut it off.” β€œwut” β€œCut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.” β€œwut” β€œWhat” β€œDid I fucking stutter?”
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Anna, Bodies , and Fucking: Shells&Emotions @anna_bayla My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out 5/13/16, 1:44 AM 986 RETWEETS 1,759 LIKES corporationsarepeople: dinosaurrainbowstarfish: beachfox: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 β€œAnd if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.” β€œJesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!” β€œHmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?” β€œwut” β€œWhat?” β€œShouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?” β€œDon’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.” β€œUh….” β€œOr learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.” He goes on for like several examples too. β€œHow can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?” β€œCut it off.” β€œwut” β€œCut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.” β€œwut” β€œWhat” β€œDid I fucking stutter?”
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