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Her profile said she was into RPGs: Sat, Jun 22, 18:36 Hello traveller, I am your guide. Are you ready to begin your quest? Hello stranger, what do I need to do, to complete your request. You have to recover a long time lost manuscript held by a famous necromancer. Your journey begins in a forest. The left of you is a mountain with a large boulder blocking it's entrance, in front of you is an ancient graveyard. Some of the greatest heroes of the realm rest there I would like to investigate the grave- yard of it looks chill or haunted. Not strong enough to push that boulder As you enter the graveyard you notice old tombstones crumbling, scribed in language too ancient to be known by any living creature. While searching around you find a crypt, the front door has been knocked open, you can hear a soft gust of wind coming from inside. I copy the ancient text, best as possible. I use 'produce flame' when I enter the crypt. As you go in the light from your spell fills the room, you notice the coffins that adorn the walls and a spiral staircase that leads further down, at the bottom of it lies a large room, broken pillars, and a statue of Sild, the Warlock. A very powerful wizard from centuries past. Further away, with barely any light around it, you see a creature in a black robe facing away, as it ignores you on purpouse. There's a corpse on an alter in front of it, and it's hands deep inside it As I enter the room I go "excuuuuuse me, but it's not nice to sacrifice people" en hold my flame ready to attack if he would attack me... The creature in black turns annoyed by your interference, you see a beetle crawl out of it's eye socket, it's deformed face makes your stomach sick, as you think that eating all those fries before entering a graveyard was a bad idea. A purple light starts forming as he moves his hands together With a quick look around you notice a large floating orb 3 meters above the creature's head. You remember the old legend of Sild's orb, which he used teleport anywhere in the world. Nasty! God damn it those fries! I shoot my flame to the orb so the bug guy can't escape. And pull out my scimitar ready to attack As your flame hits, the orb shatters into what seems to be glass spikes, flying everywhere, further damaging the room. Some hit the creature, tearing his black robes just to reveal pieces of rotting flesh. The stench of death takes over the room, you can't hold those fries anymore, as you make an effort to not puke onto your brand new heels -and you hear your own voice in your head WHY WOULD YOU GO INTO A GRAVEYARD USING HEELS WOMAN ? As you get distracted, the creature fires his spell, you quickly block it with your scimitar, but it flies away from your hand. You are disarmed and the creature starts running in your direction "I DON'T I WANTED SOMETHING DIFFERENT THEN THE USUAL SNEAKERS as I replied to my own question. I take them of hold them as a weapon ready to defend myself against the ugly bug dude. And try to figure out if I can back to my scimitar. As you dual-wield your brand new puke-free heels you notice a two fast moving shadows moving behind the creature. Desperation starts to hit as you are outnumbered and your scimitar is nowhere to be seen, suddenly the shadows jump onto the creatures head and start attacking him. IT'S YOUR FAMILIARS, your thank yourself for installing that catdoor years ago. The creature loses balance just as it reaches you, slipping and faceplanting your puddle fries and cola that rested on the floor. You plunge it's head with both heels. It explodes and the creature slowly starts turning into ashes... You give a well deserved pet to them. The comforting purring sounds fills the room, you feel safe now. One of your familiars starts digging into the ash pile, as he found something of value there. IT'S A FORTUNE COOKIE! I go like "Oooh cookie!" I break it open and eat the cookie while I read. And also keep petting them, like a good rub under the chin. You slowly chew the cookie, the slight chocolate taste is well welcome at this moment, unravel the note, and it says , hit me up for fries & movies sometime. Sept Her profile said she was into RPGs

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deadmomjokes: owl-librarian: #you just made it a higher stakes game of hide and seek Having gone to this University, and having personally played hide and seek in the Harris Fine Arts Center, I guarantee you that NOBODY finds hiders unless they, too, are familiar with the bowels of the HFAC. Once you get down to the practice-room levels, time stops completely and you could walk up the back stair and end up in 1967. The halls change at least 8 times an hour, there’s no way you’re getting back out the same way you came in. When the lights start going off at 10 the whole bottom 3 floors descend into some subsection of the fey realm. I once hid up on the balcony stage access fire-escape thing of a lower-level theater, and 3 faculty walked by under me and not a one of them noticed the hulking, wheezing asthmatic lurking above them, half dangling off a rickety metal ladder that probably wasn’t supposed to be climbed. A fellow hider friend came and found me, and we sat up there for 30 minutes listening to some distant clicking sound before we realized nobody was actually going to find us. We had no cell service, and no internet to reach anyone. We got lost trying to get back out, and once we resurfaced, everyone else was gone, the building was empty, and we just went home to eat ice cream. Nobody knew where we had disappeared to, and nobody bothered to check if we were there before leaving. For all I know, they just assumed we had been lost to the gaping maw of the HFAC basement and when they saw us at church on Sunday it was probably like they’d seen a ghost. None of us ever mentioned it again. Basically what I’m saying is Campus Police had no hope of finding them in the first place and probably lost an officer or two if they actually conducted a real search, because nobody except Senior art majors or veteran custodians actually knows how to navigate that building and make it out in the same dimension they entered from. Not at 11pm anyway. : DISORDERLY Oct. 1 - A group of students playing hide and seek in the Harris Fine Arts Center at 11 p.m. caused a faculty member to call the University Police. The police arrived but were not able to find any of the students. deadmomjokes: owl-librarian: #you just made it a higher stakes game of hide and seek Having gone to this University, and having personally played hide and seek in the Harris Fine Arts Center, I guarantee you that NOBODY finds hiders unless they, too, are familiar with the bowels of the HFAC. Once you get down to the practice-room levels, time stops completely and you could walk up the back stair and end up in 1967. The halls change at least 8 times an hour, there’s no way you’re getting back out the same way you came in. When the lights start going off at 10 the whole bottom 3 floors descend into some subsection of the fey realm. I once hid up on the balcony stage access fire-escape thing of a lower-level theater, and 3 faculty walked by under me and not a one of them noticed the hulking, wheezing asthmatic lurking above them, half dangling off a rickety metal ladder that probably wasn’t supposed to be climbed. A fellow hider friend came and found me, and we sat up there for 30 minutes listening to some distant clicking sound before we realized nobody was actually going to find us. We had no cell service, and no internet to reach anyone. We got lost trying to get back out, and once we resurfaced, everyone else was gone, the building was empty, and we just went home to eat ice cream. Nobody knew where we had disappeared to, and nobody bothered to check if we were there before leaving. For all I know, they just assumed we had been lost to the gaping maw of the HFAC basement and when they saw us at church on Sunday it was probably like they’d seen a ghost. None of us ever mentioned it again. Basically what I’m saying is Campus Police had no hope of finding them in the first place and probably lost an officer or two if they actually conducted a real search, because nobody except Senior art majors or veteran custodians actually knows how to navigate that building and make it out in the same dimension they entered from. Not at 11pm anyway.

deadmomjokes: owl-librarian: #you just made it a higher stakes game of hide and seek Having gone to this University, and having personall...

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<p><a href="https://ergiinmiddleearth.tumblr.com/post/165468566165/northern-seidmadr-mystic-starseed" class="tumblr_blog">ergiinmiddleearth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://northern-seidmadr.tumblr.com/post/165466440589/mystic-starseed-lunarecord-mystic-starseed" class="tumblr_blog">northern-seidmadr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mystic-starseed.tumblr.com/post/165460846122/lunarecord-mystic-starseed" class="tumblr_blog">mystic-starseed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lunarecord.tumblr.com/post/165459819916/mystic-starseed-oracleandmagickwithlily" class="tumblr_blog">lunarecord</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mystic-starseed.tumblr.com/post/165459765367/oracleandmagickwithlily-mystic-starseed" class="tumblr_blog">mystic-starseed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://oracleandmagickwithlily.tumblr.com/post/165459630532/mystic-starseed-oracleandmagickwithlily" class="tumblr_blog">oracleandmagickwithlily</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mystic-starseed.tumblr.com/post/165458290202/oracleandmagickwithlily-yes-i-am-trash" class="tumblr_blog">mystic-starseed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://oracleandmagickwithlily.tumblr.com/post/165457804792/yes-i-am-trash-oracleandmagickwithlily-all-my" class="tumblr_blog">oracleandmagickwithlily</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://yes-i-am-trash.tumblr.com/post/165456466302/oracleandmagickwithlily-all-my-witchcraft-and" class="tumblr_blog">yes-i-am-trash</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://oracleandmagickwithlily.tumblr.com/post/165204911637/all-my-witchcraft-and-wicca-books-i-got-2" class="tumblr_blog">oracleandmagickwithlily</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>All my Witchcraft and Wicca books. I got 2 currently on Order but yeah…lol…hope you can read them okay</p></blockquote> <p>Chakras are cultural appropriation </p> </blockquote> <p>I read on all kinds of topics, I don’t always do the topics I read on. I’m not gonna not learn something just due to the color of my skin. Knowledge is knowledge. </p> </blockquote> <p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>Acknowledging and working with your chakras is not cultural appropriation 🌠</p> </blockquote> <p>Exactly! If I read on it and then mocked them or where they came from, then there would be an issue. I’m not gonna avoid learning just because I am white. That’s stupid. </p> </blockquote> <p>I totally agree! Don’t let naysayers get to ya 😄🌠💖</p> </blockquote> <p>well stealing and using someones culture as if it were your own is definitely cultural appropriation. gotta unfollow sorry</p> </blockquote> <p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>Working with your chakras (that every human being has) is not stealing culture from anyone 🌠</p> <p>and if you gotta unfollow someone for having a completely unproblematic viewpoint on something that is essentially a non-issue, fine by me 🖑</p> </blockquote> <p>So hey, here’s some people to unfollow or block for shitty reactions to a call out on appropriation 👌</p> </blockquote> <p>Its rare to see a pile in which a Tin Bird Dog book isn’t the worst.  😂 </p> <p>Seriously though. “Energy points” is not a less magical term, and it has less colonial baggage. Its also more versatile, especially for New Age tangents. </p> </blockquote>: THE CRYSTAL BIBLE Hall OSTA RA A PRACTICAL CUIDET TOTHe RUNES The Path -Christian Witch CHAKRAS CRYSTALS For Beginners POND For Beginners KENNER witchcraften, a Shoestring : * Blake , * LITTL -WHITE SPELLS MODERN WITCHCRAFI Book of Love Spells A MODEAN-DAY wHITE WITcH'S GUIDE The Witchs Brom Blak Witchs Grimoire usp Anm ork Silver's Spells for PROSPERITY RavenWoll ARRET--> THE CHEROKEE HERBAL Silver's Spells fer LOVE THE WICCAN YEAR 2攤 The Good Cat Spell Book KEMP WICCAfor BEGINNERS SABIN Al Sylvan The Circle Within PAXSON THE WAy OF THE ORACLE acer AL1715 By Oak, Ash,&ChoRn Conway DRUH-D--P-O V/ E R-一wolf e @ THE BOoR OF CRYSTAL SPELLS GRANT THE DRUID MAGIC Greer Handbook in the shadow of 13 moons ShermanCook ENCHANTMENT of the FAERIE REALM Andrews EMBRACING THE MOON。 Galenorn-I DANCING WITH THE SUN Galenorn e THE MODERN GUIDE TO WilChcPali Tarol imoire . 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Conwav WITCHCRAFT THE PATH OF DRUIDRY BILLINGTON ANIMAL SPEAK ANDREWS TEEN WITCH RAVENWOLF MOON MAGICK CONWA HALLOWEEN RAVENWOLF WICCA TEACHINGS ANNTRODUCTİON AND PRACTICAL GuDE TONY BELL ngels COMPANIONS IN MAGICK RAVEN WOLF ENCYCLOPEDIA OF NATURAL MAGIC GREER Oi DITCH Blaks Book op Ritual Grimoire for the Green Witch MOURA CİRCLe, coven &. g CHRISTOPAGANISM HIGGINBOTHAM THE CRAFT AWTCHDBOOK, A MORRISON Al Rove slake ARTE SPELLCRAFT FOR A MAGICAL YEAR <p><a href="https://ergiinmiddleearth.tumblr.com/post/165468566165/northern-seidmadr-mystic-starseed" class="tumblr_blog">ergiinmiddleearth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://northern-seidmadr.tumblr.com/post/165466440589/mystic-starseed-lunarecord-mystic-starseed" class="tumblr_blog">northern-seidmadr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mystic-starseed.tumblr.com/post/165460846122/lunarecord-mystic-starseed" class="tumblr_blog">mystic-starseed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lunarecord.tumblr.com/post/165459819916/mystic-starseed-oracleandmagickwithlily" class="tumblr_blog">lunarecord</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mystic-starseed.tumblr.com/post/165459765367/oracleandmagickwithlily-mystic-starseed" class="tumblr_blog">mystic-starseed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://oracleandmagickwithlily.tumblr.com/post/165459630532/mystic-starseed-oracleandmagickwithlily" class="tumblr_blog">oracleandmagickwithlily</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mystic-starseed.tumblr.com/post/165458290202/oracleandmagickwithlily-yes-i-am-trash" class="tumblr_blog">mystic-starseed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://oracleandmagickwithlily.tumblr.com/post/165457804792/yes-i-am-trash-oracleandmagickwithlily-all-my" class="tumblr_blog">oracleandmagickwithlily</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://yes-i-am-trash.tumblr.com/post/165456466302/oracleandmagickwithlily-all-my-witchcraft-and" class="tumblr_blog">yes-i-am-trash</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://oracleandmagickwithlily.tumblr.com/post/165204911637/all-my-witchcraft-and-wicca-books-i-got-2" class="tumblr_blog">oracleandmagickwithlily</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>All my Witchcraft and Wicca books. I got 2 currently on Order but yeah…lol…hope you can read them okay</p></blockquote> <p>Chakras are cultural appropriation </p> </blockquote> <p>I read on all kinds of topics, I don’t always do the topics I read on. I’m not gonna not learn something just due to the color of my skin. Knowledge is knowledge. </p> </blockquote> <p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>Acknowledging and working with your chakras is not cultural appropriation 🌠</p> </blockquote> <p>Exactly! If I read on it and then mocked them or where they came from, then there would be an issue. I’m not gonna avoid learning just because I am white. That’s stupid. </p> </blockquote> <p>I totally agree! Don’t let naysayers get to ya 😄🌠💖</p> </blockquote> <p>well stealing and using someones culture as if it were your own is definitely cultural appropriation. gotta unfollow sorry</p> </blockquote> <p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>Working with your chakras (that every human being has) is not stealing culture from anyone 🌠</p> <p>and if you gotta unfollow someone for having a completely unproblematic viewpoint on something that is essentially a non-issue, fine by me 🖑</p> </blockquote> <p>So hey, here’s some people to unfollow or block for shitty reactions to a call out on appropriation 👌</p> </blockquote> <p>Its rare to see a pile in which a Tin Bird Dog book isn’t the worst.  😂 </p> <p>Seriously though. “Energy points” is not a less magical term, and it has less colonial baggage. Its also more versatile, especially for New Age tangents. </p> </blockquote>
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vastderp: adorably-confused-fallen-angel: sparklesmccheesy: ittygittydiddynator: iheichouguys: lifehackable: This is potentially life saving information everyone should know. No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it. When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me. Important and vital I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe. : HOW TO FIND A LOST DOG On day 12 of searching for my dog in a heavily wooded area, distraught and hopeless, I ran into a couple of hunters. They said they lost the occasional dog on a hunt but always got them back. What they told me has helped many dogs and families be reunited DOG LOST The dog ownerls) should take an article of clothing that has been worn at least all day, the longer the better, so the lost dog can pick up the scent. Bring the article of clothing to the location where the dog was last seen and leave it there. Also, if the dog has a crate & familiar toy, you can bring those too (unless location undesirable for crate). You might also want to leave a note requesting item(s) not to be moved Leave a bowl of water there too, as the dog probably hasn't had access to any. Do not bring food as this could attract other animals that the dog might avoid. Come back the next day, or check intermittently if possible. Hopefully the dog will be waiting there. I was skeptical and doubted my dog would be able to detect an article of clothing if he didn't hear me calling his name as loud as possible all day for 12 days. But I returned the next day and sure enough found him sitting there! I hope this helps someone out there who's missing a best friend. Good luck :) LifeHackable.com vastderp: adorably-confused-fallen-angel: sparklesmccheesy: ittygittydiddynator: iheichouguys: lifehackable: This is potentially life saving information everyone should know. No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it. When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me. Important and vital I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.
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andrea-booksdreams: loquacious-lucy: nkoatsumeme: alien-fricker: tag yourself i’m ask me if i give a fuck It’s not my fucking problem im what the fuck do they want from my life Kiss my ass Fuck it, it wont work: TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE I'm not certain that's feasible. No fucking way You've got to be shitting me. Tell someone who gives a fuck Ask me if I give a fuck. Really Perhaps you should check with <name>, . Of course I'm concerned. I wasn't involved in that project. . I'm not sure I can implement this. Are you sure it's a problem? Interesting behaviour. Fuck it, it won't work... When the fuck do you expect me to do this. He's got his head up his ass........ Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner..I'Il try to schedule that. ..Perhaps I can work late. He's not familiar with the problem. ..You don't say. Eat shit and die, motherfucker.... What the fuck do they want from my life?. Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>? They weren't happy with it? Kiss my ass.. Fuck it, I'm on salary.. So you'd like my help with that? andrea-booksdreams: loquacious-lucy: nkoatsumeme: alien-fricker: tag yourself i’m ask me if i give a fuck It’s not my fucking problem im what the fuck do they want from my life Kiss my ass Fuck it, it wont work
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fruitcrocs: criacow: pearwaldorf: #cow! #omg #DOES THAT MACHINE SAY HAPPYCOW ON IT #OMGGGG #ded of cute #video yes that does indeed say happycow. so. there have been A TON of studies on cows and grooming. the general summary: cows really like to be clean; they’re MUCH happier that way. if you don’t provide them a brush or something like that, they’ll use walls or fences to scratch against, possibly hurting themselves in the process. but more to the point grooming is a way they calm themselves down, too. similar studies have found that it’s the first thing they do after being freed when they’ve been restrained. which leads to brushes like the one above, or ones like this (one of my favourite cow photos ever): cows: anxious and fussy but much happier when able to do self-care. SOUNDS FAMILIAR TO ME THE POOR BABY GOT BRUSHED AWAY BY IT AT THE BEGINNING I LOVE COWS : fruitcrocs: criacow: pearwaldorf: #cow! #omg #DOES THAT MACHINE SAY HAPPYCOW ON IT #OMGGGG #ded of cute #video yes that does indeed say happycow. so. there have been A TON of studies on cows and grooming. the general summary: cows really like to be clean; they’re MUCH happier that way. if you don’t provide them a brush or something like that, they’ll use walls or fences to scratch against, possibly hurting themselves in the process. but more to the point grooming is a way they calm themselves down, too. similar studies have found that it’s the first thing they do after being freed when they’ve been restrained. which leads to brushes like the one above, or ones like this (one of my favourite cow photos ever): cows: anxious and fussy but much happier when able to do self-care. SOUNDS FAMILIAR TO ME THE POOR BABY GOT BRUSHED AWAY BY IT AT THE BEGINNING I LOVE COWS
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Interesting behaviour.: likeigiveabotherwiningisforgrapes Follow TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE I'm not certain that's feasible. Really Perhaps you should check with <name>, Of course I'm concerned. You've got to be shitting m... Tell someone who gives a fuck.. Ask me if I give a fuck. It's not my fucking problem. wasn't involved in that project. Interesting behaviour What the fuck?. Fuck it, it won't work.. Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner'lI try to schedule that. When the fuck do you expect me to do this ?..... Perhaps can work late Who the fuck cares?. I'm not sure I can implement this. Are you sure it's a problem? He's got his head up his ass. He's not familiar with the problem. You dont say Eat shit and die..... Excuse me? Eat shit and die, motherfucker What the fuck do they want from my life? Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>? They weren't happy with it? Kiss my ass.. Fuck it, I'm on salary So you'd like my help with that? alien-fricker tag yourself i'm ask me if i give a fuck Interesting behaviour.
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psy-cho-lo-gy: Source: Your body on anxiety. Follow Francesca Mura on Pinterest So in a nutshell I should be dead: Your Body On Anxiety People with anxiety are all too familiar with the negative impact it can have on their daily lives -but even if you don't suffer from the disorder, the anxious episodes and chronic stress we all experience can take a serious toll on our health. Take a look at what anxiety does to the body below. Fluids are dispersed to different parts of the body during episodes of anxiety. This causes the throat to become dry and the throat muscles to tighten When the body produces cortisol, the liver produces more glucose. This causes a spike in your blood sugar levels, which if not usecd, could be reabsorbed through the body Throat troubles Liver reactions When you first encounter anxiety, you may haue... Our response to stress increases our blood flow, causing a redistribution throughout the body. This causes some people to become paler as a reaction, while others tend to flush. Tense muscles When the body first experiences stress, the muscles immediately seize as a reflex reaction. Skin reactions An active spleen In order to get more oxygen to the bo dy during an anxious episode, the spleen discharges more red and white blood cells Once you've been dealing with anxiety for a while, it can cause other health issues. Greater susceptibility to ulcers Cardiovascular problems HEART Weaker respiratory functions STOMACH AND DIGESTIVE TRACT LUNGS Long-term anxiety's effect on the... Digestion troubles Changes in metabolism An overworked nervous system BRAIN IMMUNIE SYSTEM Problems falling asleep SWeakened mmune system Changes in the brain Sources: American Psychological Association, The New York Times Health Guide, University of Maryland Medical Center, National Institutes of Health, Anxiety and Depression Association of America Illustrations: Getty, Alissa Scheller/The Huffington Post THE HUFFINGTON POST psy-cho-lo-gy: Source: Your body on anxiety. Follow Francesca Mura on Pinterest So in a nutshell I should be dead

psy-cho-lo-gy: Source: Your body on anxiety. Follow Francesca Mura on Pinterest So in a nutshell I should be dead

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