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Donald Trump, Fucking, and Ted: "Well let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him," Cruz said, bizarrely implying he is attracted to rodents <p><a href="https://the-real-ted-cruz.tumblr.com/post/160353109829/burningmanonacid-asgardreid-37q" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-ted-cruz</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://burningmanonacid.tumblr.com/post/160353068345/asgardreid-37q-asgardreid-uchigtana" class="tumblr_blog">burningmanonacid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://asgardreid.tumblr.com/post/158816317108" class="tumblr_blog">asgardreid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://37q.tumblr.com/post/158816084717/uchigtana-2016-is-quite-a-year-ratfucking-is" class="tumblr_blog">37q</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://asgardreid.tumblr.com/post/158815984355" class="tumblr_blog">asgardreid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://uchigtana.tumblr.com/post/141690106135/2016-is-quite-a-year" class="tumblr_blog">uchigtana</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>2016 is quite a year</p></blockquote> <p>“Ratfucking is an American slang term for political sabotage or dirty tricks. It was first brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in their book All the President’s Men.” (<a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>everything makes sense now</p> </blockquote> <p>It took me a fucking year to realize what he meant because he refuses to speak like a regular human</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mxpl2NEgMKEt-Ocs3EkmpYA">@the-real-ted-cruz</a></p> </blockquote> <p>HECKING FITE ME</p> </blockquote> <p>&hellip;</p><p>Anyway, remember when Ted Cruz implied that he would hit Donald Trump with his car?</p>
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Af, Anime, and Bee Movie: PROGRAMMER DAD FRIEND THAT COMES OVER AND NEVER LEAVES WINEMOM GOTH TEEN LITTLE BROTHER - NERD - collects stamps - memorized entire bee movie script - likes art more than u never showers - dad jokes 24/7 - lovesrobots more than people -92% mental issues - says "fite me" too much - "welcome to my dark and twisted mind" - eyeliner always perf - just trying their best - watches anime - MCR 4 LYFE - really nice - cares what ppl think of them - takes bokemongo too seriously b4 swirls wine glass drinking from it like a dick - secretlyjudgingu - only drinks red wine - fake really gay snapchats everything - 2 pure 4 this world third wheel 4 everything - third wheel 4 everythina BETTER THAN YOu CousIN WEIRD UNCLE WEIRD UNCLE X1O DISTANT COusIN Kooky GRANDPA -"back in my day - laughs at everything -parano - waitina 4 some1 to ask about their fav cryptid - can build a bomb but doesn't know how to change their ringtone - always talking about their qf in canada - kinda boring kind of an asshole - has 1 friend - doesn't know what personal space is - the worst tbh - fake bitch - shady af outwordly will seduce a rock forfun - ownbiggest fan - lies on resume juages u Blood orange - owna 2002 nokia phone - pushes alasses up anime style b4 correcting somel - meme hoe always screaming - fueled by coffee - sh*tposts - aDORKable <p><a href="http://riddlcr.tumblr.com/post/153445411249/yall-were-having-so-much-fun-with-this-post-that" class="tumblr_blog">riddlcr</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Ya’ll were having so much fun with <a href="http://riddlcr.tumblr.com/post/153269333511/i-see-your-programmer-dad-and-raise-you-wine-mom">this</a> post that I decided to make a tag yourself meme out of it. </p></blockquote>
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