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Fire, Gif, and Phone: My hotel has a sitting area with no possible way to access it <p><a href="http://heresymaker.tumblr.com/post/173374226185/mattfrost9-pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">heresymaker</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://mattfrost9.tumblr.com/post/173368584955/pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mattfrost9</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pencil-rebagels.tumblr.com/post/170789645641/nickyvmlp-randomjunkbloguniverse" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pencil-rebagels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nickyvmlp.tumblr.com/post/170643626730/randomjunkbloguniverse-sunnysundown" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nickyvmlp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://randomjunkbloguniverse.tumblr.com/post/136930524501" target="_blank">randomjunkbloguniverse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunnysundown.tumblr.com/post/136926845481" target="_blank">sunnysundown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetallblacknerd.tumblr.com/post/136925657311" target="_blank">thetallblacknerd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chellzaintshit.tumblr.com/post/136922296793" target="_blank">chellzaintshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaintaboutshit.tumblr.com/post/136912549583" target="_blank">weaintaboutshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superbrybread.tumblr.com/post/136866352410" target="_blank">superbrybread</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pokemanaphy.tumblr.com/post/136836479516" target="_blank">pokemanaphy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stillhasabigego.tumblr.com/post/136814876667" target="_blank">stillhasabigego</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://guitaurenhero.tumblr.com/post/136805416431" target="_blank">guitaurenhero</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therealfeedback.tumblr.com/post/136750453004" target="_blank">therealfeedback</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://salty-mcfly.tumblr.com/post/136750369382" target="_blank">salty-mcfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://termanal-velocity.tumblr.com/post/136749786955" target="_blank">termanal-velocity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strawberryr.tumblr.com/post/136749594651" target="_blank">strawberryr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://delcat177.tumblr.com/post/136176480164" target="_blank">delcat177</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professor-bats.tumblr.com/post/136176369985" target="_blank">professor-bats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kalasraven.tumblr.com/post/135329532619" target="_blank">kalasraven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knightsintodreams.tumblr.com/post/135317626485" target="_blank">knightsintodreams</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acearoruby.tumblr.com/post/135091848501" target="_blank">acearoruby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarakitten.tumblr.com/post/135067742921" target="_blank">sarakitten</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://realgirlsgaming.tumblr.com/post/132113456630" target="_blank">realgirlsgaming</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azaleecalypso.tumblr.com/post/131334095107" target="_blank">azaleecalypso</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://touchyourblood.tumblr.com/post/131304828509" target="_blank">touchyourblood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thephilosophyofnope.tumblr.com/post/129745107562" target="_blank">thephilosophyofnope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bikwin5.tumblr.com/post/129124872826" target="_blank">bikwin5</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jimthecitizen.tumblr.com/post/129117876728" target="_blank">jimthecitizen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that’s quitter’s talk</p> </blockquote> <p>you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip</p> </blockquote> <p>use whirlwind sprint</p> </blockquote> <p>climb on the desk and double jump from there<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing</p> </blockquote> <p>Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fuckin triangle jump</p> </blockquote> <p>Wallrun and jump to it</p> </blockquote> <p>There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there</p> </blockquote> <p>There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!</p> </blockquote> <p>you’re just not thinking with portals. </p> </blockquote> <p>They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.</p> </blockquote> <p>jump and then hit control</p> </blockquote> <p>paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink</p> </blockquote> <p>Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet</p> </blockquote> <p>Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="594"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a4229de323d2c2395fdd0258ba17903e/tumblr_inline_o0lrswM7fO1s0dtdn_540.jpg" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="594"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony.</p> </blockquote> <p>Kill all the enemies in the hotel and when you go back to the lobby a ladder will have appeared yo climb up there. </p> <p>There’s a heart container and a 300 rupee chest up there</p> </blockquote> <p>No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up</p> </blockquote> <p>You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple</p> </blockquote> <p>Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix </p> </blockquote> <p>Jump and press start repeatingly!</p> </blockquote> <p>For the longest glides, press the X button at the top of your jump.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16a6816af1b633c408a3fbbffc76a300/tumblr_inline_p411poGlJ41r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d96cd8eb1d7a0c21fb9ae63245bc2b3b/tumblr_inline_p411ppfaer1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4162036a35c968ed1cfce1996737cd91/tumblr_inline_p411pstsNo1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b5684204043e17fdb93c5c18d7a4b86/tumblr_inline_p411pvyl5y1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0190b5e88668d46d34185ed2e9056a11/tumblr_inline_p411qe9MWF1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/83df7394f243f14fa07db96f50c13eb1/tumblr_inline_p411rjAR7c1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a49d0df53998358a408becdfc247bb25/tumblr_inline_p411rk5bFh1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="278" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="deejaybox:lHYs5gpyNfWFidWRc5fUbQ:ZeSMgusDg9lP"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/76f97706e8cc5b0659ff9da120bb5fcf/tumblr_mri525Hqz91rcqmk0o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="278" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Dialing 5501436 in the lobby phone will disable clipping. Just make sure to only do this if this isn’t a protected hotel, or if you have the mod/admin aproval. </p> </blockquote> <p>Need to defeat Vah Madoh and obtain Revali&rsquo;s Gale first</p>
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Crying, Family, and Guns: Chwistopher @Loudwindow Concept: Pirates slay a monster mermaid to steal its treasure chest. Pirates open chest, finds a sleepy baby mermaid within. Monster mermaid was using the treasure chest as a cradle. Pirates: <p><a href="http://dragonsateyourtoast.tumblr.com/post/169373651900" class="tumblr_blog">dragonsateyourtoast</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://otherwindow.tumblr.com/post/169340235270/otherwindow-this-is-how-the-golden-age-of-piracy" class="tumblr_blog">otherwindow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://otherwindow.tumblr.com/post/169291615220/this-is-how-the-golden-age-of-piracy-ended" class="tumblr_blog">otherwindow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This is how the golden age of piracy ended.</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="677" data-orig-width="1000"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/51eb1c65a8936859a4b9e9ed54eb60d9/tumblr_inline_p22tdbtzyD1qdd180_540.jpg" data-orig-height="677" data-orig-width="1000"/></figure><p>The first mermaid to get tattoos :)</p> </blockquote> <p>“we didn’t know any better,” the crewman says, and swallows, presenting the chest to the captain. “what do we do now?”</p> <p>“kill it,” the captain says, but the ice is melting in his eyes.</p> <p>“we can’t,” the first mate says desperately, praying she won’t have to fight her captain on this. “we can’t. we - i won’t. we won’t.”</p> <p>“i know.”</p> <p>x</p> <p>“daddy,” she says, floating in a tub of seawater in the hold, “daddy, la-la, la-la-la.”</p> <p>her voice rings like bells. her accent is strange; her mouth isn’t made for human words. it mesmerises even the hardiest amongst them and she wasn’t even trying. the crew has taken to diving for shellfish near the shorelines for her; she loves them, splitting the shells apart with strength seen in no human toddler, slurping down the slimy molluscs inside and laughing, all plump brown cheeks and needle-sharp teeth. she sometimes splashes them for fun with her smooth, rubbery brown tail. even when they get soaked they laugh. they love her.</p> <p>“daddy,” she calls again, and he can hear the worry in her voice. the storm rocking the ship is harsh and uncaring, and if they go down, she would be the only survivor.</p> <p>“don’t worry,” he says, and goes over, sitting next to the tub. the first mate, leaning against the wall, pretends not to notice as he quietly begins to sing.</p> <p>x</p> <p>“father,” she says, one day, as she leans on the edge of the dock and the captain sits next to her, “why am I here?”</p> <p>“your mother abandoned you,” he says, as he always has. “we found you adrift, and couldn’t bear to leave you there.”</p> <p>she picks at the salt-soaked boards, uncertain. her hair is pulled back in a fluffy black puff, the white linen holding it slipping almost over one of her dark eyes. one of her first tattoos, a many-limbed kraken, curls over her right shoulder and down her arm, delicate tendrils wrapped around her calloused fingertips. “alright,” she says.</p> <p>x</p> <p>“why am I really here?” she asks the first mate, watching the sun set over the water in streaks of liquid metal that pooled in the troughs of the waves and glittered on the seafoam.</p> <p>“we didn’t know any better,” the first mate says, staring into the water. “we didn’t know- we didn’t know anything. we didn’t understand why she fought so viciously to guard her treasure. we could not know she protected something a thousand times more precious than the purest gold.”</p> <p>she wants to be furious, but she can’t. she already knew the answer, from reading the guilt in her father’s eyes and the empty space in her own history. and she can’t hate her family.</p> <p>“it’s alright,” she says. “i do have a family, anyways. i don’t think i would have liked my other life near as much.”</p> <p>x</p> <p>her kraken grows, spreading its tendrils over her torso and arms. she grows too, too large to come on board the ship without being hauled up in a boat from the water. she sings when the storms come and swims before the ship to guide it to safety. she fights off more than one beast of the seas, and gathers a set of scars across her back that she bears with pride. “i don’t mind,” she says, when the captain fusses over her, “now i match all of you.”</p> <p>the first time their ship is threatened, really threatened, is by another fleet. a friend turned enemy of the first mate. “we shouldn’t fight him,” she says, peering through the spyglass.</p> <p>“why not?” the mermaid asks.</p> <p>“he’ll win,” the first mate says.</p> <p>the mermaid tips her head sideways. Her eyes, dark as the deep waters, gleam in the noon light. “are you sure?” she asks.</p> <p>x</p> <p>the enemy fleet surrenders after the flagship is sunk in the night, the anchor ripped off the ship and the planks torn off the hull. the surviving crew, wild-eyed and delirious, whimper and say a sea serpent came from the water and attacked them, say it was longer than the boat and crushed it in its coils. the first mate hears this and has to hide her laughter. the captain apologizes to his daughter for doubting her.</p> <p>“don’t worry,” she says, with a bright laugh, “it was fun.”</p> <p>x</p> <p>the second time, they are pushed by a storm into a royal fleet. they can’t possibly fight them, and they don’t have the time to escape.</p> <p>“let me up,” the mermaid urges, surfacing starboard and shouting to the crew. “bring me up, quickly, quickly.”</p> <p>they lower the boat and she piles her sinous form into it, and uses her claws to help the crew pull her up. once on the deck she flops out of the boat and makes her way over to the bow. the crew tries to help but she’s so heavy they can barely lift parts of her.</p> <p>she crawls up out in front of the rail and wraps her long webbed tail around the prow. the figurehead has served them well so far but they need more right now. she wraps herself around the figurehead and raises her body up into the wind takes a breath of the stinging salt air and sings.</p> <p>the storm carries her voice on its front to the royal navy. they are enchanted, so stunned by her song that they drop the rigging ropes and let the tillers drift. the pirates sail through the center of the fleet, trailing the storm behind them, and by the time the fleet has managed to regain its senses they are buried in wind and rain and the pirates are gone.</p> <p>x</p> <p>she declines guns. instead she carries a harpoon and its launcher, and uses them to board enemy ships, hauling her massive form out of the water to coil on the deck and dispatch enemies with ruthless efficiency. her family is feared across all the sea.</p> <p>x</p> <p>“you know we are dying,” the captain says, looking down at her.</p> <p>she floats next to the ship, so massive she could hold it in her arms. her eyes are wise.</p> <p>“i know,” she says, “i can feel it coming.”</p> <p>the first mate stands next to the captain. she never had a lover or a child, and neither did he, but to the mermaid they are her parents. she will always love her daughter. the tattoos are graven in dark swirls across the mermaid’s deep brown skin and the flesh of her tail, even spiraling onto the spiked webbing on her spine and face. her hair is still tied back, this time with a sail that could not be patched one last time. </p> <p>“we love you,” the first mate says simply, looking down. her own tightly coiled black hair falls in to her face; she shakes the locs out of the way and smiles through her tears. the captain pretends he isnt crying either.</p> <p>“i love you too,” the mermaid says, and reached up to pull the ship down just a bit, just to hold them one last time.</p> <p>“guard the ship,” the captain says. “you always have but you know they’re lost without you.”</p> <p>“without you,” the mermaid corrects, with a shrug that makes waves. “what will we do?”</p> <p>“i don’t know,” the captain says. “but you’ll help them, won’t you?”</p> <p>“of course i will,” she scoffs, rolling her eyes. “i will always protect my family.”</p> <p>x</p> <p>the captain and the first mate are gone. the ship has a new captain, young and fearless - of the things she can afford to disregard. she fears and loves the ocean, as all captains do. she does not fear the royal fleet. and she does not fear the mermaid.</p> <p>“you know, i heard stories about you when i was a little girl,” she says, trailing her fingers in the water next to the dock.</p> <p>the mermaid stares at her with one eye the size of a dinner table. “is that so?” she hums, smirking with teeth sharper than the swords of the entire navy.</p> <p>“they said you could sink an entire fleet and that you had skin tougher than dragon scales,” the new captain says, grinning right back at the monster who could eat her without a moment’s hesitation. “i always thought they were telling tall tales.”</p> <p>“and now?”</p> <p>“they were right,” the new captain says. “how did they ever befriend you?”</p> <p>the mermaid smiles, fully this time, her dark eyes gleaming under the white linen sail. “they didn’t know any better.”</p> </blockquote> <p>Yooooo</p>

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Being Alone, Donkey, and Fire: A one-man army 2 Gurkha used 400 bullets, Courageous: Acting Sgt Dipprasad Pun came under 17 grenades, a mine and even a tripod to defeat fire from the enomy for 15minutos 30 Taliban on his own A GURKHA who fired 40lets By Fred Attewill and 17 grenades while single-handedly lighting off 30 Taliban militants is to he found iwo insurgents digging a reccive the second highest military trench to lay an improvised explosive honour for bravery device at the checkpoint's front gate. Acting Sgt Dipprasad Pun, 3 was on sentry duty alone at night when he discovered two insurgents preparing to plant a bomb outside He then found himself pinned down under attack from rocket-propelled grenades and AK47s for more than 15 minutes, as e franticall,y As enemy tighters launched wave radioed for back up after wave of attacks, the 1.7m (Slin) At tirst, he was afraid but he said Gurkha opened fire with a machine yesterday: As soon as I opened gun, a rile and a grenade launcher. ire, that was gone before they When he exhausted all ammunition kill me I have lo kill some. he tried to batter one militant with a When the fight was over, his sandbag before bludgeoning him with company commander arrived a machine gun tripod, as he roared in casually slapped him on the Nepali: I will kill you, back and asked if he was OK The soldier, from the Royal Gurkha The third gencration Gur- Rilles, was alerted to he enemy when kha. from Ken, will receive he heard what he thought was a cow or the Conspicuous Gallantry Cross, one of 136 awards to a donkey near his sentry posi. But, when he climbed on to the roof, be announced today Defines Badassery 👊🏻
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