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callmeblake: mcrmyhollywoodscans: JUNE 2004 - SKRATCH Photo Credit: Derrick Santini : My Chemical Romace ..usually burn... My Chemical Romance are goniuses. I will say it go) on any givan "roality TV show, which again: geniuses! They wrote this catchy song about one would it be and why? not being okay. Can you imagine anything striking a FRANK: GROWING UP GOTTI, cause I'm a quar- deeper chord with the key high-school-aged record- ter Polish and three-quarters mobster. buying demographic? I swear, they must be managed by Steve Forbes or something. I'm not dissin'-I'm SKRATCH: Does anyone in the band have just jealous! Do you realize how many underage an obnoxious girlfriend? What makes her girls these guys must have swarming around their so lame? tour bus?! It boggles the mind. Anyway, I had a really FRANK: What, are you kidding me? You're gonna great e-mail exchange with guitarist Frank Lero. He's get me into trouble with this one. Fine: Mikey's girl- got a great sense of humor and he believes in evolu- friend. Ha ha, l'm callin' you out, Jeanna bait! Yeah, tion-so, as far as l'm concerned, he deserves to live that's right-I went there. a happy, normal life. Judge for yourself, though. SKRATCH: If you had to wear either high SKRATCH: Late at night when you think heels or a bra on a regular basis, which of the Warped Tour, what do you think of? would you pick, and why? FRANK: The lack of showering, rad Porta-Potties, FRANK: Dang. Neither, really. I have bad ankles, and friendship. so the heels are not even a question; and bras just seem like a hassle, SKRATCH: You guys are kinda pale. Are you worried about sunburn on the SKRATCH: Do you believe in evolution? Warped Tour? What will you do to prevent FRANK: Yes, because it happened. Next it? Or are you looking for a little color? FRANK: Um, I don't know It's really not something SKRATCH: If you killed someone, where I'm too concerned about...butI do usually burn, would you hide the body? Do you think especially on my face, and that's never any fun...so you'd get away with it? maybe I should come up with some sort of a plan. FRANK: I would hide the body in a voting booth. Apparently, intelligent people haven't stepped foot in those things for years. SKRATCH:I love the way your music video looks like a film trailer. If they were to ac- tually make the film being "advertised," what would the plot be? What character And that way, if Ashcroft is running for any sort of office, the body can do a little last-minute campaign FRANK: There would be absolutely no plot whatso- ing! Ha ha ha. Oh, man, I'm fucking funny. Is that too ever. It would be lots of close-ups of Gerard, some heady a reference for a Warped Tour guide? Well, more of Mikey, a car would blow up, and it would be take your mind off it by checking out My Chemical Romance all summer long on this year's Warped Tour! And throw my man Frank some sunscreen when you see him. I worry about hirm, you know? would each member of the band play? over. I would audition for the part of Godzilla. SKRATCH: Man, didn't high school suck? FRANK: [Tou hit the] nail on the head, sister. SKRATCH: If you could go (or had to www.skratchmagazine.com By Jeff Penalty /Photo by Derrick Santini playing 6/18-8/1S www.theimmortalityproject.com callmeblake: mcrmyhollywoodscans: JUNE 2004 - SKRATCH Photo Credit: Derrick Santini
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jjsinterlude: insidiousink: hobbit-feels: badgyal-k: tiffanyaliyah: ukrindian: bae–electronica: dynastylnoire: jollylollylily: clarknokent: Bruh Yooooooo… Levels I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂 black mirror season 4 Savage Oh wow This is super epic.  He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something. HOWEVER If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.  In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself. This is Greek Mythology levels of savage. #In which a man is in command of his destiny#And does not know it YOOOOOOOO : Sassafrantz @Sassafrantz Pretended to add my number into this obnoxious guy's phone. All I did was edit his mom's contact. Hope she likes dick pics and booty calls. 6/26/16, 7:03 PM 1,546 RETWEETS 3,519 LIKES jjsinterlude: insidiousink: hobbit-feels: badgyal-k: tiffanyaliyah: ukrindian: bae–electronica: dynastylnoire: jollylollylily: clarknokent: Bruh Yooooooo… Levels I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂 black mirror season 4 Savage Oh wow This is super epic.  He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something. HOWEVER If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.  In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself. This is Greek Mythology levels of savage. #In which a man is in command of his destiny#And does not know it YOOOOOOOO
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milovelylife531: marzipanandminutiae: cursed-mike-vining: minestuck: alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business the covers with women are equally gay so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity I know I’ve never read these, but I feel like I know these stories? : Adventures o ne THE BAILEY SCHOOL KIDS Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses If Captain Teach is a pirate, then where is the treasure? by Debbie Padey and Marcia-Phornton Jones SCHOLASTIC Adventures the Advent Scholastic 0-590-22638-X $2.99 US/$3.99 CAN THE BAILEY SCHOOL KIDS Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade Could there be another vampire at Bailey School? by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones S CHOLASTIC Adventures o $2.99 US $3.99 CAN THE BAILEY SCHOOL KIDS Werewolves Don't Go To Summer Camp Welcome to Camp Lone Wolf... and beware! by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones S CHOLASTIC e Adventures Scholastic 0-590-47297-6 $2.99 US $3.99 CAN THE BAILEY SCHOOL KIDS Genies Dont Ride Bicycles Cán the new neighbor make wishes come true? by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones SCHOLASTIC milovelylife531: marzipanandminutiae: cursed-mike-vining: minestuck: alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business the covers with women are equally gay so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity I know I’ve never read these, but I feel like I know these stories?

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the-mighty-birdy: waveringwannabevalkyrie: delistylehardcore: when you get to the pearly gates saint peter asks you if youve ever drawn a comic that looks like this and if the answer is yes he pulls the lever and the trapdoor to hell opens beneath your feet All of the “couple dynamics” people and the person who made that “how to talk to short people” comic don’t deserve to go to hell though I’ll admit I’m a sucker for couple dynamics I don’t think I’ve ever seen this particular format in a couple dynamic post. This very specifically only brings up one image for me: cringey strawman cartoons were the person in the blue is a stand in for the OP, just trying to be “sensible and reasonable”, and the person in the pink is an obnoxious caricature of whoever you disagree with.: the-mighty-birdy: waveringwannabevalkyrie: delistylehardcore: when you get to the pearly gates saint peter asks you if youve ever drawn a comic that looks like this and if the answer is yes he pulls the lever and the trapdoor to hell opens beneath your feet All of the “couple dynamics” people and the person who made that “how to talk to short people” comic don’t deserve to go to hell though I’ll admit I’m a sucker for couple dynamics I don’t think I’ve ever seen this particular format in a couple dynamic post. This very specifically only brings up one image for me: cringey strawman cartoons were the person in the blue is a stand in for the OP, just trying to be “sensible and reasonable”, and the person in the pink is an obnoxious caricature of whoever you disagree with.

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theultimatepumpkinpie: notasupersaiyan-yet: built2bulk: berserkerjerk: pr1nceshawn: Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans. Accurate. This is oddly comforting. Idk why I was expecting a list of negative shit We do do these things a lot and it’s so nice to hear them in a positive light because so often I feel like we’re hated on. Never in my life have I had someone from another country call us friendly. They always say we’re loud and obnoxious (not that that’s not true, it often can be). It’s such a relief to hear something else. : Friendly to the point that you become suspicious of their intent. 1. Americans generally are more confident in the way they present themselves, most other countries tend to be more reserved. Walk into a room full of different nationalities, l guarantee the American person will be the first to introduce themselves. It's a confidence thing, and I admire it. 2. 3. When they use the imperial system. 4. Wearing sneakers with anything 5. Big smiles, firm handshakes Using big adjectives generously ("Wow, your aunt's kidney stones sound awesome!" or "This Euroshopper beer tastes great!") 6. Mostly it's the 'prepared for anything' look they have about them (fanny pack, backpack bottled water, camera pouch) compared to various other tourists Asians tend to herd together for safety, while Europeans vary between blend-right-in Scandinavian to designer-brands-everywhere French and traffic-laws-are-for-others Italian. But Americans are the only ones who seem to view a perfectly civilized, modern city like some kind of uncharted jungle that doesn't have places to shelter in the rain or buy cheap bottled water. 7. They say 'great' and are not being sarcastic. I can't even begin to imagine making a sentence where great actually means great. 8. 9. Constant clapping. Being surprised about the topless models on page 3. 10. Speaking as a former barman or "bartender" as American customers would say... tipping! No British person will ever tip a barman. l'll occasionally get bought a drink by drunk ladies or gents, but Brits actually giving me money for doing a job that I was already being paid for? Never happened. I would listen for American accents (which were easy to hear due to their natural loudness) and immediately serve them next. 11. Americans describe distances in driving time, as opposed to miles or kilometers. 12. The dead giveaway is when they call you "honey" or "sweetie" or "darling" 13. 14. North face jackets. Everywhere. Incredibly loud but incredibly friendly. Very often you can hear them before you see them 15. theultimatepumpkinpie: notasupersaiyan-yet: built2bulk: berserkerjerk: pr1nceshawn: Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans. Accurate. This is oddly comforting. Idk why I was expecting a list of negative shit We do do these things a lot and it’s so nice to hear them in a positive light because so often I feel like we’re hated on. Never in my life have I had someone from another country call us friendly. They always say we’re loud and obnoxious (not that that’s not true, it often can be). It’s such a relief to hear something else.
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friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: the-real-adam-taurus: starbound1332: theindependentconservative: transmeddling: thatpettyblackgirl: white people when they see us having a good time: OP really thinks black and brown people can’t go to fancy restaurants and have a good time without being loud and obnoxious and generally disrupting the atmosphere? correct me if i’m wrong but isn’t that pretty goddamn racist? WTF is White Spaces?  OP sounds racist as hell. There’s a difference between having a good time and being an obnoxious ass. Learn it! Well, op’s url is suitable Sounds racist to assume that nonwhite folks can’t have a good time without hootin and hollerin like kids at a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese It IS racist and I and my entire black family literally cannot stand when we go out and people are being obnoxious shits 🙄: la mujer @lamujer I LIVE for brown and black families being in white spaces (l.e. fancy ass restaurants) and being loud as hell and having a good time!! 7:19 PM Mar 23, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 1.5K Retweets 7.8K Likes friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: the-real-adam-taurus: starbound1332: theindependentconservative: transmeddling: thatpettyblackgirl: white people when they see us having a good time: OP really thinks black and brown people can’t go to fancy restaurants and have a good time without being loud and obnoxious and generally disrupting the atmosphere? correct me if i’m wrong but isn’t that pretty goddamn racist? WTF is White Spaces?  OP sounds racist as hell. There’s a difference between having a good time and being an obnoxious ass. Learn it! Well, op’s url is suitable Sounds racist to assume that nonwhite folks can’t have a good time without hootin and hollerin like kids at a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese It IS racist and I and my entire black family literally cannot stand when we go out and people are being obnoxious shits 🙄
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Cat training: vet-and-wild The weird wavs l 've accidentally trained my cat to wake me up I can't stand animals that are obnoxious in the mornings when they want to get up and be fed. So, l've taken a pretty hard stance on ignoring obnoxious morning behavior to avoid reinforcing it. However, Garrus is a very fast learner, and he's noticed that there's a few things I'm really bad at ignoring. I've created the most bizarre alarm 1. Chowing on my phono oord. Ho only dooo it in tho morning when he wants me to get up. I've never seen him do it any other time. It's really hard for me to ignore my cat chewing on something plugged into an outlet. And so I have accidentally trained him to chew on it when I'm being stubborn and I don't want to get out of bed. Solution: unplug the phone and go back to sleep. 2. Swatting at my curtains. He likes to do it when he has the night zoomies and l'm trying to sleep instead of giving him attention. It's a really annoying sound. Like, REALLY annoying. And in my half-asleep state, my initial response was to grumble and tell him to knock it off. Didn't work so well for a cat that is doing an obnoxious behavior to get attention He didn't care that I was yelling at him-he was getting the attention he wanted. The one time l was just too exhausted to deal with him and didn't respond, he gave up pretty quickly. That'o whon I roalizod ho'd boon playing mo. Now I juot ignore it and he stops pretty fast. 3. Changing the temperature on my snake's HerpStat. I don't even know how he started this one, but one day I was lounging in my bed in the morning and I heard the HerpStat beeping like it does when the temp has been changed. And l panicked because I didn't want my snake being burnt to a crisp! Big mistake. My sudden movement out of bed reinforced Garrus, and for the next few days l'd wake up to beeping. I don't know if he was biting it, or nudging it, or what but my attempts to scold him only caused him to make happy "murrrrp" noises because I was acknowledging his presence. I have now placed the HerpStat in a high open drawer so he can't reach it. But I'm still kind of in shock that he learned to do this. Little punk. l think Pavlov is laughing at me clickercake Accidentally reinforced behaviors are an absolute riot clickerpunk Omg my mornings are EXACTLY like this. But my cat has discovered that if she scratches the floor i shoot out of bed because i dont want her peeing on the floor or something.. The moment i sit up in bed she goes "brrrp!" because im awake.. Damn smart cats Source: vet-and-wild 287 notes Cat training

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Gotta love college: In Case ef Fire De lot Use Elevator Use Stairs there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was n college, there was a particular class took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning "Look who's late" face, and walks on inside What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like Fuck it and SCALED THE BUILDING! She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom He did a double take, started to say "How the hell d" when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP DOING THAT! Gotta love college
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Impressive: in Case et Fire Elevator Use Stairs there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance Wel, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here) He looks up from walking and he sees her He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning Look who's late" face, and walks on inside What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like Fuck it and SCALED THE BUILDING! She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom He did a double take, started to say "How the hell d when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP DOING THAT! Impressive
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“AND THEN THEY ALL CLAPPED”: In Case et Fire Do lot Use Elevafor Use Stairs there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning Look who's late" face, and walks on inside What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like Fuck it" and SCALED THE BUILDING! She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. He did a double take, started to say "How the held when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP DOING THAT!" “AND THEN THEY ALL CLAPPED”
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