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Asian, Fucking, and God: THE ONION EDITION 10c FINEST AMERICAN NEWS SOURCE MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON NEIL ARMSTRONG'S HISTORIC FIRST WORDS ON MOON HOLY LIVING FUCK' THE MOON Jesus fucking down in the moon's low gravity The distant, lonely, mysterious colleague on the lunar surface. satellite that has tascinated Hl, yeah Hell yeah," an mankind since the dawn of time ecstatie Aldrin said, pumping astronauts Neil Armstrong and lt's like I told you on the way down on the Sea of Tranquty his shipmate. "Remember?I told in the lunar module Eagle andyou this was going to be fucking Chris Houston. We're on the spent two hours engaged in bove: Neil Armstrong on the surface of the fucking moon chological preparations for the to the capsule. Their intense 18 un-fucking-believableness f month NASA training period- the next phase of the operation, the primary unction of which earthlings watched on televi- credible nature of their mis- ed the tour steps leading out of at one point Armstrong had to the module, pause, and tooksit down and take several deep one small but epoch-making breaths. "just so I dont fueking HOUSTON:Roer. Tranquility 250,000 miles away. " abso-seientists at press time still fucking-lutely am standing oncouldnot eve begin to fucking TRANQUILITY; [t wasa smooth The Earth as seen Ho y Jesus the sur ace of the moon rom the surfaceof the fuckingmoon conceive I am talking to you from the The astronauts also planted an goddamned fueking moon. JesusAmerican flag in the ground H. Christ in a chicken basketongside a plaque reading, in Holy mother of tuck," the first part: "This plaque, placed here Christ's sake. the moon. Over. HOUSTON: You're clear, Tran- pause.) HOUSTON: Roger that. You're quility. Proceed. Over. clear for T1, walkingon lhe, TRANQUILITY: Can see the| TRANQUILITY: Holy 〔pause) Lunar Module ootpads de- living (long pause) fuck. (Long man on the moon added. Roger, no fucking doubt about rom the planet around which it," Mission Controller Peterthis celestial body orbits, will Lovell replied. A-fucking-fir- rest undisturbed on this spot for HOUSTON: You're cleared to, the goddamned moon· (Long| copy? Conveyor. To walk (pause HOUSTON: We read you. Over ing believing this? Over fucking walk on the moon. TRANQUILITY: Footpads depHOUSTON: We read you. Over Eight minutes later, as Armholy living tuck. Can you believe E CAN PUT A MAN ON THE tou uieeakendMOON, BUT WE CAN'T BOMB TRANQUILITY: LEC attached. Surface is powdery. One more lutely am standing on the sur- pause.) I'm hypervnlating.talking to you from the god- HOUSTON: Everything okay,Hold on. r. (lang0ujSsriotinchskn bastA TINY ASIAN NATION INTO the ladder. Can see the Eath, TRANQUILITY: I'm on the bot- THANQUILITY Holy mother THE STONE AGE? A newspaper from July 21st, 1969
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Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Beautiful: Timeline of the Far Future earth heavens size magnitude of event Buildings decayed Most words extinct day word wil have survived ce sheet completely mebed 6 metres higher 1000 New North Star Gamma Cephel replaces Polaris 1000 Carbon Dioxide released before 2100 New NorthStar #2 lota Cephei wins the top spot Mayan endtimes (again) Rough length of the Earth's axial tilt reversed Islamic & Gregorian calendars TEN THOUSANO YEARS Chernobyl finally safe Arecibo message KEO time capsule Lake Erie capacity to carry a fourpage messge 296,000 brightest star in the nght sky 500,000 New ice age Earth kely to have been hit day's reactors will finally be off a new global teeze glass created to dabe wa have finually degraded 50.000 exist. Everything ese gone Galactic near miss about L1 light years trom the 5,000,000 Aqulae system 125 light years from Earth have weakened to the 7200,000 Mount Rushmore eroded 8400000 LAGEOS re-entry The utellite's orbits 10,000.000 Red Sea flooded, dividing Star T Pyaidt 3.260 light years away 50,000,000 50,000,000 50.000.000 Antarctica ice meltGalactik empire aking sea levels by 75mgalaxy could be ange similar to the Himalayas 60000000 Australia and Indonesia merge effects of gravity lang periods, making orbits chaoto Atlantic ocean moving back together untbil All continents fused 600 000.000 Total solar eclpses impossible End of C3 photosynthesis way from Earthfor 1000,000,000 Game over, man End of multicellular life The Sun's luminosity inceases 10% Earthi's surface 300,000,000 End of most cellular life the poles, alowing simple lide End of Earth's magnetic field 3,500000.000 Earth like Venus dentical (read very nasty) 2800 000,000 The end of life 000,000,.000 feld mears no profection temperature its 147C All ife des-seeya 5,400000.000 Sun's hydrogen exhausted Mlomeda galany 7,900,000,000 Sun hits max radius TEN BLLION YEARS Sun white dwarf 256 times Venus and maybe Earth destroyed Becomes a carbon-oxygen 4,400,000,000 ms Sun-black dwarf 0.000,000,000 The Big Rip Local group merge Cosmic microwave background merge. The Big Bang cools from 20C tonear 1.000.000,000,000 Local group finishes merging End of star formation EN TRILION YEARS End of star formation 110,000,000.000,000 Star's Fuel Exhausted The only objects left are remnants white dearh, neutron stars, and black holes 100,000,000,000,000.000,000 Earth dies years Earth's obit have finaly decayed and it will plunge into the sun Knowledge is Beautiful Design &Concept: David McCandless&Paul Butt vLD7 April 205 sources NASA, Dutch (2006L Ancher & Bovkin 0os, Petsdam Iestitute, Britannica, Nature, The Geological Society, designe Fabio Bergamaschi Bobylev (2010), Scientic net <p>El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en grande</a>.</p>

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Tumblr, Blog, and Pluto: Instituto de Astrofisica de Andalucia photos-of-space: Dwarf planet Haumea, which orbits the Sun beyond Pluto, has a faint ring of debris surrounding it. [1900 × 1520]

photos-of-space: Dwarf planet Haumea, which orbits the Sun beyond Pluto, has a faint ring of debris surrounding it. [1900 × 1520]

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Tumblr, Blog, and Mercury: photos-of-space: Mercury is captured as it orbits the vastly larger sun [1920 × 1080]

photos-of-space: Mercury is captured as it orbits the vastly larger sun [1920 × 1080]

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Memes, Http, and 🤖: D-O-D DARK SIDE OFDIMENSION 2 Ini Yang Terjadi Jika Matahari Menghilang Selama Seminggu 1. Suhu jadi sangat dingin. Hal pertama yang pasti terjadi apabila matahari menghilang yaitu bumi akan menjadi gelap gulita dan suhu jadi dingin. Meskipun begitu, bumi tetap terus berputar pada porosnya walaupun tanpa adanya matahari. Suhu bumi akan turun menjadi sekitar 0 derajat Fahrenheit jika matahari tidak muncul selama seminggu. Dengan suhu begitu, tentu udara akan terasa sangat dingin, namun hal itu belum cukup untuk membekukan manusia atau makhluk hidup lainnya. 2. Sumber makanan hilang. Tidak ada matahari berarti tidak akan ada fotosintesis, proses dimana tanaman mengubah sinar matahari menjadi energi. Jika tanaman tidak bisa berfotosintesis, maka tanaman akan layu dan mati yang berarti hewan akan kehilangan makanannya. Dalam kata lain, manusia akan kehilangan sumber makanan yang sebagian besar berasal dari tumbuhan dan daging. 3. Bumi melayang tanpa orbit. Dan dampak terbesar dari menghilangnya matahari dalam seminggu bukan berada di permukaan bumi, melainkan di luar angkasa. Pada saat yang sama bumi terus berputar dan ia juga mengorbit mengelilingi matahari. Matahari memberikan tarikan gravitasi pada semua planet di tata surya kita. Tanpa gravitasi tentu planet hanya akan melayang tanpa orbit dengan kemungkinan akan menabrak komet, meteor ataupun planet lainnya. 4. Matahari bangkrut karena tidak bisa jualan lagi. Sumber: http:-www.wowmenariknya.com

1. Suhu jadi sangat dingin. Hal pertama yang pasti terjadi apabila matahari menghilang yaitu bumi akan menjadi gelap gulita dan suhu jadi di...

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Memes, American, and Russia: infia fact Wahana antariksa Soyuz dari Rusia, akhir- nya berhasil mengirimkan satelit Mayak ke orbit. Mayak, yang dijuluki sebagai bintang buatan ini dikhawatirkan akan menggangqu pengamatan para astronom dunia. Foto: Mospolytech Repost @infia_fact ・・・ Setelah lama digodok, wahana antariksa Soyuz dari Rusia akhirnya berhasil mengirimkan satelit Mayak ke orbit. Satelit ini diluncurkan dari Baikonur Cosmodrome, Kazakhtan, pada tanggal 14 Juli 2017 waktu setempat bersama 72 satelit lainnya. . Alexander Panov mengatakan kepada IFLScience, peluncuran satelitnya berjalan dnegan lancar dan kini kita menunggu NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command) untuk melacaknya. Roscosmos melaporkan bahwa segalanya sesuai rencana. . Namun, satelit yang diciptakan oleh Moscow State Mechanical Engineering University (MAMU) dengan biaya 30.000 dollar AS (sekitar Rp 399 juta) dari penggalangan dana melalui situs Boomstarter ini dikhawatirkan akan menganggu pengamatan astronom dunia. . Pasalnya, walaupun Mayak adalah cubesat, sebuah satelit kecil berukuran sebesar roti tawar yang belum dipotong, tetapi satelit ini akan mengeluarkan layar raksasa berbentuk piramida pada ketinggian 600 kilometer. . Terbuat dari mylar, layar berukuran 16 meter persegi yang 20 kali lebih tipis dari rambut manusia tersebut dirancang untuk memantulkan cahaya matahari. Kalkulasi para peneliti dari MAMU, Mayak akan bersinar dengan magnitudo -10. . Berarti Mayak akan menjadi obyek ketiga paling terang di langit bumi setelah matahari dan bulan. Namun, kalkulasi dari IFLScience menunjukkan bahwa magnitudo cahaya mayak hanya akan -3. . Tetapi, dengan angka tersebut mayak akan menjadi obyek keempat paling terang setelah Venus. Dengan cahaya seterang itu, Mayak bisa menganggu pengamatan astronom dan survei langit. . infia infiafact space antariksa astronomi luarangkasa soyuz mayak iss russia

Repost @infia_fact ・・・ Setelah lama digodok, wahana antariksa Soyuz dari Rusia akhirnya berhasil mengirimkan satelit Mayak ke orbit. Satelit...

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Tumblr, Blog, and California: Fritz Zwicky, an astronomer at the California Institute of Technology, stumbled across the gravitational effects of dark matter in the early 1930s while studying how galaxies move within the Coma Cluster. The Coma Cluster consists of approximately 1,000 galaxies spread over about two degrees on the sky-roughly the size of your thumb held at arm's length, and four times the size of the Sun and the Moon seen from Earth. Gravity binds the galaxies together into a cluster, known as a galaxy cluster. Unlike the gravitationally bound planets in our solar system, however, the galaxies do not orbit a central heavy object like the Sun and thus execute more complicated orbits To carry out his observations, Zwicky persuaded Caltech to build an 18-inch Schmidt telescope that could capture arge numbers of galaxies in a single wide-angle photograph. He used the instrument to make a survey of all the galaxies in the cluster and used measurements of the Doppler shift of their spectra to determine their velocities. He then applied the virial theorem. A straightforward application of classical mechanics, the virial theorem relates the velocity of orbiting objects to the THE FATHER OF DARK MATTER-AND MORE 1 3 ry <p><a href="https://photos-of-space.tumblr.com/post/162261874067/fritz-zwicky-the-father-of-dark-matter" class="tumblr_blog">photos-of-space</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Fritz Zwicky-The father of Dark Matter</p></blockquote>

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Memes, Nasa, and Help: Jupiter by Juno . Image credit & Copyright: NASA - SwRI - MSSS - Gerald Eichstädt - Seán Doran . Juno is a NASA spacecraft. It is exploring the planet Jupiter. The Juno spacecraft launched aboard an Atlas V (Atlas “5”) rocket in August 2011. It reached Jupiter in 2016. That was a five-year trip! The name "Juno" comes from stories told by the Romans long ago. In the stories, Juno was the wife of Jupiter. Jupiter hid behind clouds so no one could see him causing trouble. But Juno could see through the clouds. . And the Juno spacecraft can see through the clouds of the planet Jupiter. Juno is helping scientists study Jupiter. What they learn will help us understand how Jupiter and other planets began. . The spacecraft did not land. Juno is called an "orbiter." This kind of spacecraft flies around, or orbits, a planet. Juno will orbit Jupiter 37 times in all. Juno will orbit Jupiter's north and south poles for about one year. One trip around Jupiter takes Juno about 14 days. Juno has science tools to study Jupiter's atmosphere. (The atmosphere is the layer of gases around a planet.) Juno will take the first pictures of Jupiter's poles. The spacecraft will study the lights around Jupiter's north and south poles, too. Juno gets its power from the sun. The spacecraft has three large solar panels around its six-sided body. . Juno will help scientists understand how Jupiter was made. The spacecraft will help them learn how Jupiter has changed, too. The new discoveries can help us understand more about our solar system. (Source: NASA) Repost @timeless_universe

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