Definitely, Friends, and God: AT&T
,d 16%. 1:16AM
Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by
a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like
"Your girlfriend dumped you because you're ugly" that's nice
tim isn't it past ur bedtime
also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they're
being said to u by an annoying backseat driver
"drive into that pole" thanks karen or i could not do that
you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are
being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class
"maybe they poisoned you" maybe you should fuck of,
OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY
My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend
Spock's behind you with an answer
"did I lock the door
captain you have locked the door every day for over ten
years, and it is very hard for most people to break even
subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door
I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all
and his eyes lit up. He didn't smile but he did nod a whole
bunch of times, it was great.
I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to
me by a super uptight religious white lady
"god hates you because you don't believe in him your
failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone "everything
you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell"
thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off
I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.
Reblogging this for a friend.
"you're a parasite on society at large and your friends in
specific-" fuck off greg
You can also pretend you're resisting the Imperius curse, I do
Next time you go past the deep fryer, stick your hands right
in the hot oil."
"Why? Stupid thing to do really. No, I don't think I will, thanks."
I'm going to queue this forever since it's a coping mechanism
that might actually help me and i keep forgetting about it
<p>Some good coping strategies :)</p>