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keichanz: echobows: keichanz: keichanz: I am. Speechless??? I’m a;odsjhfliaodshfo;afj It’s my precious Dip-Tip drawn by the aMAZING AND TALENTED AND JUST FREAKING AWESOME @echobows!!!! I literally HAVE NO WORDS LOOK AT HER. SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND HER LITTLE BLACK-TIPPED EAR IS PERFECT SHE IS PERFECT I’M CRYING IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE HER AND I LOVE ECHOS AND JUST I’M SO OVERCOME WITH FEELS HNNNGGGG I must write my perfect precious Dip-Tip now with her Overprotective Papayasha™, Exasperated Mom™ and Baby Tai I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW YOU DONT EVEN I CAN’T EVEN  OA;JFAO;EIJFAO;F  Btw if y’all are curious Dip-Tip, aka, Izayoi stars in my oneshot Console and the more recent Apology and she’ll be the main character in my future drabble series Excursions in Dating. (I might be changing it to Adventures in Dating, idk yet)  GUYS REBLOG THIS AND COMPLIMENT ECHO RIGHT NOW  DO IT LOOK YOU I’M GONNA NEED YOU TO BACK THE FUCK UP THIS IS JUST WHAT I SAW WHEN I READ YOUR FICS ASFSDSDASDS !!!!!!!!!!! IT’S DIP-TIP!!!! : @ecrobous8018 keichanz: echobows: keichanz: keichanz: I am. Speechless??? I’m a;odsjhfliaodshfo;afj It’s my precious Dip-Tip drawn by the aMAZING AND TALENTED AND JUST FREAKING AWESOME @echobows!!!! I literally HAVE NO WORDS LOOK AT HER. SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND HER LITTLE BLACK-TIPPED EAR IS PERFECT SHE IS PERFECT I’M CRYING IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE HER AND I LOVE ECHOS AND JUST I’M SO OVERCOME WITH FEELS HNNNGGGG I must write my perfect precious Dip-Tip now with her Overprotective Papayasha™, Exasperated Mom™ and Baby Tai I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW YOU DONT EVEN I CAN’T EVEN  OA;JFAO;EIJFAO;F  Btw if y’all are curious Dip-Tip, aka, Izayoi stars in my oneshot Console and the more recent Apology and she’ll be the main character in my future drabble series Excursions in Dating. (I might be changing it to Adventures in Dating, idk yet)  GUYS REBLOG THIS AND COMPLIMENT ECHO RIGHT NOW  DO IT LOOK YOU I’M GONNA NEED YOU TO BACK THE FUCK UP THIS IS JUST WHAT I SAW WHEN I READ YOUR FICS ASFSDSDASDS !!!!!!!!!!! IT’S DIP-TIP!!!!
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The space bears dont stand a chance: vrabia i'll see your space australians and raise you: space eastern europeans like space australians, but comically deadpan . 'there was a critical systems failure and now we're dead in space! we need to evacu- "chief engineer antonov thumps control panel with fist 'oh, we're. we're okay .someone has either pickled a vegetable or distilled alcohol in a container that was intended for neither, in zero gravity . there's a little old lady on this crew. nobody knows why. nobody suspects she's the head of an espionage network either "exasperated muttering over comms line during repair eva what's that?' i said this thing has made in usa' written on it and no fucking wonder deliberately heavy accent* exkyooz my language improvised electrical device breaks safety regulations in 72 systems. 'what? it woks somebody is talking about The Revolution. 'andrei please that was 2723 years ago 'my father fought in it' "here's a good one: is it possible to introduce communism in the frozen world of OGLE-2005-BLG-390Lb?" confused alien: i don't know? 'in principle yes, but after the first five year plan they would have to import ice . . the trabant, but now it's a space ship lavvyan THE TRABANT, BUT NOW IT'S A SPACE SHIP zellieh nvaders overrun the ship Eastern European crewwoman: rolls up sleeves, takes rings off* HOLD MY RINGS lavvyan engine ever-so-slightly catches on fire* Eastern European engineer slaps it out with her bare hand, cursing and kicking the engine the entire time* incident doesn't even rate a maintenance log entry Source vrabia 1,956 notes The space bears dont stand a chance
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Obnoxious Lady Uses Google Translate to Give a Speech and Border Patrol lets her go Because of her "Foul Mouth": Yesterday at 8:17 AM Ok. Storytime: this is kinda long but PLEASE READ. It's about my experience last night with these fucking border patrol agents. Last night, I rode the greyhound bus from Bakersfield to Las Vegas to visit family. When we got to the California/Nevada state line, as always, there's a checkpoint. (This checkpoint USED to be one where they made sure you weren't carrying fruits into California, bc of an invasive fruit fly species) Anyway... The bus driver makes an announcement: "We are being boarded by Border Patrol. Please be prepared to show your documentation upon request". WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK? So you know I'm ready to act an ASS. I stand up and say LOUDLY I stand up and say LOUDLY: THIS IS A VIOLATION OF YOUR 4TH AMENDMENT RIGHTS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOW THEM *SHIT*! This is illegal. We are not within 100 miles of an international border so that have NO authority to ask you for ANYTHING. TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF! And, Since my Spanish sucks, I Google translated how to say that in Spanish and repeated myself: Esto es una violación de los derechos de su cuarta enmienda. ¡No tienes que mostrarles nada! Esto es ilegal No cumples, y no tengas miedo. Están equivocados, y no dejaremos pasar esto The lady next to me did not speak English. She looked terrified. I reassured her that I had her back. The agents get on. Proceed to announce that they are about to start asking for "documentation" from people. I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit! 'm not drivina this his so vou have NO The agents get on. Proceed to announce that they are about to start asking for "documentation" from people. I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit! I'm not driving this bus, so you have NO RIGHT to ask me for anything! And the rest of you guys don't have to show them anything, either! This is harassment and racial profiling! Don't show them a gotdamn thing! We are not within 100 miles of a border so they have NO LEGAL RIGHT or jurisdiction here! GOOGLE IT!" The agents start to look exasperated, because they can see I'm wiling to act a WHOLE DONKEY. One of them said "Fine. We can see that you're a citizen because of your filthy mouth". And then they just said "go ahead" to the bus driver and got off. Point is: These border patrol officers act like they do because they EXPECT people to be afraid of them and just comply. The lady next to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when Point is: These border patrol officers act like they do because they EXPECT people to be afraid of them and just comply. The lady next to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when they boarded. I felt it was my duty to defend her. We DO NOT LIVE in Nazi Germany. No one should be asked to present "papers" for interstate travel. I defended her, and I defended myself. We DO NOT HAVE to just take this shit LYING down. What those officers did is WRONG and completely illegal. All it took was ONE LOUD ass Black woman to let them know WE ARE NOT WITH THE SHITS. FUCK Y'ALL. And they backed off. Use your voice. Take a risk. Act an ASS. Because if you let them intimidate the poor Spanish speaking woman next to you, who do you think they're coming for next? Obnoxious Lady Uses Google Translate to Give a Speech and Border Patrol lets her go Because of her "Foul Mouth"
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The zucchini bandidtos: ladypandacat abwatt thegreenwolf falsedetective falsedetective my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini i feel like i should've added more context when i posted this. my grandparents live in a rural area where farmers and casual gardeners alike are, at this point in the year, suddenly being hit with unexpectedly abundant zucchini crops. there aren't just some random vandals leaving zucchinis in people's cars for the hell of it, this is the work of some very exasperated, probably very elderly, folks who have more zucchini than they know what to do with Yep. You can also expect to find a bag of zucchini on your porch My grandfather once found his neighbor stealing his tomatoes out of his garden at three in the morning. Red-handed, with a basket of the nearly-ripened ones. He thought he was going to find gophers or something, but no, here's Henry, taking his tomatoes. The best ones There was a long pause between thenm My grandfather (allegedly) said, "Henry... it's OK. You can take some tomatoes if you want them." Henry sighed in relief "But," my grandfather said, "you have to take two zucchini for every tomato." There was another long silence. "That's a harsh bargain, John," said Henry. "But I accept. I'll tell Joe up the street, too." My grandfather said, "Tell Joe he needs to take three." a friend of my dad's came by in the middle of the night, he seemed very nervous when my dad answered the door. he wouldn't come inside but he leaned in and whispered to my dad in spanish, "i have some fresh grapes for you." and then this happened GAME SOPRY the melon was a special bonus The zucchini bandidtos

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The zucchini bandidtos: ladypandacat abwatt thegreenwolf falsedetective falsedetective my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini i feel like i should've added more context when i posted this. my grandparents live in a rural area where farmers and casual gardeners alike are, at this point in the year, suddenly being hit with unexpectedly abundant zucchini crops. there aren't just some random vandals leaving zucchinis in people's cars for the hell of it, this is the work of some very exasperated, probably very elderly, folks who have more zucchini than they know what to do with Yep. You can also expect to find a bag of zucchini on your porch My grandfather once found his neighbor stealing his tomatoes out of his garden at three in the morning. Red-handed, with a basket of the nearly-ripened ones. He thought he was going to find gophers or something, but no, here's Henry, taking his tomatoes. The best ones There was a long pause between thenm My grandfather (allegedly) said, "Henry... it's OK. You can take some tomatoes if you want them." Henry sighed in relief "But," my grandfather said, "you have to take two zucchini for every tomato." There was another long silence. "That's a harsh bargain, John," said Henry. "But I accept. I'll tell Joe up the street, too." My grandfather said, "Tell Joe he needs to take three." a friend of my dad's came by in the middle of the night, he seemed very nervous when my dad answered the door. he wouldn't come inside but he leaned in and whispered to my dad in spanish, "i have some fresh grapes for you." and then this happened GAME SOPRY the melon was a special bonus The zucchini bandidtos

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