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Advice, America, and Bless Up: The moment you tell her to 'go get it! Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeños with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, sprinkles, a banana and a whole bunch of other sweet delicious things that don’t necessarily go together? “Smash is u pregnant? U suppose to be a man? Where these cravings come from?” I am a man and I am not pregnant cot damn it is called leg day at the gym and my quads jello RN and this place is real asf it is called La Michoacana 🍦😍. You do not have to be carrying a baby to enjoy this heavenly place, but if you are, it probably make it that much better 🤰🏻. You can find these joints everywhere. There are a bunch in Chicago and they are splendid. “wow smash you really gon stunt on us like that, I live in Bombacrab Missouri, we don’t have anything that spicy here.” BISH YES U DO, LOOK 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 MEXICANS 👏😂. I been telling y’all they got treasures for days u just gotta be exploratory. Perhaps a Mangonada? Lil mango wif chamoy sauce, mangos, lime juice, chili powder? “HOT SPICES ON FRUIT SMASH U EITHER WILDING OR U REALLY MEXICAN.” well I am not Mexican so that mean I am wilding, yes, AND? 😂 just put in ya mouth. personally I eat a$$ so I’ll try anything once ... my palette very experimental 🥳. The worst that can happen is that you love it and then you start making mangonada for yourself and then put on your tinder profile that you make a mean mangonada and you get swiped by a young investment banker named Julio who grew up around Mexico city and then got a degree in engineering and moved to America to kill it in banking and now you getting married and taking trips first class on his frequent flyer miles and your friend Megan is like “damn my boyfriend Jim is still sleeping on my couch, playing fork knife on my TV and stealing money out of my purse how did you get to be balling like this?” And you can say I took smash’s advice and started making spicy mango drinks and now I’m pregnant with my third mixed baby and we going to Paris next month. Boom! Bless up 😍😂
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4chan, England, and Fucking: SOCIAL ME(A EXRLAINED FOnSQRE THIS IS (uHERE INSTAGRAİ) HERE'S A vímAGe EAT DONUTS PHOTO OF my PONUT PINRES Heres A PONUT RECIPE 1- WHo EATS DONUTS skadi-again-again: althor42: misha-in-the-tardis-at221b: in-demigodishness-and-all-that: constitutionclass: england-made-a-spooky-blog-and: nega-che-chalaga: salt-water-chardonnay: latinagabi: thenoodledude: emergencysalsa: Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting 4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut. reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich. academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating. deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine. It got better Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut. This has officially become one of my favorite posts. I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet. archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting
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4chan, England, and Facebook: SOCIAL MEQA EXPLAINE TWITTER I'm EA1N4 A #DONUT FACEBOOk ukE DONVTS EAT DONUT.S INSTAGRAM HERE'S A VİNTAGE PHOTO OF my PONUT し1.KED N ny Sklus iNCLupe poNUT ETING TwHo EATS DONUTS emergencysalsa Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they've come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection彬ust ugh I can't #otp: comfortably melting thenoodledude 4chan: here's a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut. latinagabi reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich salt-water-chardonnay academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating nega-che-chalaga deviantArt:l did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it's mine england-made-a-spooky-blog-and It got better constitutionclass Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it's too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut. in-demigodishness-and-all-that This has officially become one of my favorite posts misha-in-the-tardis-at221b I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT althor42 Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet. skadi-again-again archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut character, sprinkles - character, glaze character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don't even know, knotting tiltedsyllogism Buzzfeed: 8 Donuts whose secret ingredients will shock you troylerina best post on this website STRANGEBEAVER.com Funny tumblr post
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