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Ass, Bitch, and Children: Entertainment&Music > Music Next> What's with the mummy kid in the Shakira video "Hips don't lie"? In the background of the Shakira video "Hips don't lie" there's a mummy kids looking around. Watch it real close and you will see it. What is the significance of the mummy kid? I've been trying to figure this out for a while now and it's making me a little nuts. alliavargas: c-bassmeow: alliavargas: c-bassmeow: alliavargas: c-bassmeow: stillhereunfortunately: shakira is cursed and if her hips are dishonest, even once, the mummy will take her soul @alliavargas yo Allie your from barranquilla,  isn’t the mummy part of carnaval? thats what i thought but idk if thats true,. also i miss u    3 3 3 3  Like this is the first time I’m seeing this!!!!! But no babe, the mummy isn’t a part of carnavales, maybe she tried to make a connection between death and the afterlife, since the garabato it’s a dance that portrays the fight between life and death, or maybe I’m reading too much into it, or spitting out pseudo intellectual crap… As always forever missing you! how dare you let so much time pass between us talking i thought u died  :(     and fuck i guess the mystery of shakira’s mummy will live on. If my culturally enriched barranquillera doesnt know no one will /3  I fucking love you! Like I want you to father my children CAN YOU IMAGINE ur paisa genes and my costeña dark shimmery exuding sex skin in one perfect little Colombian toddler, besides we would be the perfect liberal, pro choice, pro lgbt, anti racism parents!!!! Omg yes !!!! I’m screaming legit I just peed myself. Like we both are mixed too so those babies can come out looking like ANY such way But they are hairs feed to look cute as fuck. Omg perfect skin, big asses, thick legs, huge dick(if it’s a man baby) , nice ass hair, omg omg omg like if by 32 you don’t have kids imma donate sperm and we can raise kids holy shit they would rule the world tbh and they would be intelligent and fashionable and perfect OMG DEAL! I’m not even kidding!!! Don’t be surprised when I show up at ur door with a cup asking for ur swimmers. Bitch I have a trip planned to the states next year in July, around the same time i went this year, we have to meet! I don’t care if baby A isn’t going to be around ill prefer it that way tbh lol…is it crazy that I’m picturing our child?!?!?! shut up im going to scream omg omg omg yassssssssssss I will make sure to be in the USA during july. so if i leave to colombia itll be may or june like last time or august who knows but july im staying. and bitch come for my sperm whenever you want i have billions literally hahaha 3 omg cant wait give me more details about your trip the closer u get to it 
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Ass, Children, and Cute: Entertainment&Music > Music Next> What's with the mummy kid in the Shakira video "Hips don't lie"? In the background of the Shakira video "Hips don't lie" there's a mummy kids looking around. Watch it real close and you will see it. What is the significance of the mummy kid? I've been trying to figure this out for a while now and it's making me a little nuts. alliavargas: c-bassmeow: alliavargas: c-bassmeow: stillhereunfortunately: shakira is cursed and if her hips are dishonest, even once, the mummy will take her soul @alliavargas yo Allie your from barranquilla,  isn’t the mummy part of carnaval? thats what i thought but idk if thats true,. also i miss u    3 3 3 3  Like this is the first time I’m seeing this!!!!! But no babe, the mummy isn’t a part of carnavales, maybe she tried to make a connection between death and the afterlife, since the garabato it’s a dance that portrays the fight between life and death, or maybe I’m reading too much into it, or spitting out pseudo intellectual crap… As always forever missing you! how dare you let so much time pass between us talking i thought u died  :(     and fuck i guess the mystery of shakira’s mummy will live on. If my culturally enriched barranquillera doesnt know no one will /3  I fucking love you! Like I want you to father my children CAN YOU IMAGINE ur paisa genes and my costeña dark shimmery exuding sex skin in one perfect little Colombian toddler, besides we would be the perfect liberal, pro choice, pro lgbt, anti racism parents!!!! Omg yes !!!! Im screaming legit I just peed myself. Like we both are mixed too so those babies can come out looking like ANY such way But they are hairs feed to look cute as fuck. Omg perfect skin, big asses, thick legs, huge dick(if its a man baby) , nice ass hair, omg omg omg like if by 32 you dont have kids imma donate sperm and we can raise kids holy shit they would rule the world tbh and they would be intelligent and fashionable and perfect OMG
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80s, Apparently, and Asian: daface "Well, my dad was a big porn producer and director in the 70s-90s. It made him a ton of money but he blew it all gambling. There was always his porn movies and boxes out at his house. Don't know if it affected me.lturned out pretty normal sexually. did find out Ron Jeremy had sex in my kitchen. So there's that." W360: "I have a hard time watching porn, because every once in a while my Dad will pop up Imagine that, it is pretty weird." kialkialkrocodial My father was not a porn star, but was an executive at a company who produced a films in the 80s/90s. He got drunk one night when lwas in college and started showing me all the autographed pictures he had of porn stars. When l was a kid, he used to just tell me he worked for a "company that made low budget movies that you would probably never see Scottishanalysis: "When was in the 7th grade, my friend told me that he saw my mom online, and further investigation showed that my mother was on the "Bang My Wife' series. So my stepdad at the time allowed my mother to perform on another man for his satisfaction. THANKFULLY my friend kept it a secret from other people. We not enough to make an impact I never told my mom and I have a hard time looking at her in the face now. NO I WILL NOT LINK ANY VIDEOS." Kool Walrus: "In ninth grade there was a guy in gym class who's mom was apparently a porn star. He did some pretty weird shit including: giving himself a "nipple piercing" with a safety pin shitting in the locker room shower So anyway, one day he brings in pics of his mom and shows them to the class. Nobody really knew how to react. He ended up getting expelled for somehow ripping a water fountain out of the wall." nakedjedi "My mom is a cam whore. B"ch hogs all the bandwidth." amuuuuu My mother recently became a phone sex line worker. It's kinda funny. Me and my dad are the only people who know about it, and she shares these amazing stories about the guys she talks to. Once she had a guy who wanted her to scream "I clean with Mr. Muscle think he was trolling but l bet someone's into that kinda thing. She says it's pretty fucking great pay and a good laugh, and suggested that l do it too. Hasn't fucked me up at all. My siblings don't even know because they're underage, m sister would tell all her friends and my brother would probably be mortified. Em A kid I was in high school with was notorious because his mom was in porn. Evidently in freshman year he had some friends at his house and they were going through his dad's stuff looking for alcohol. They find his porn stash and decide to watch some porn together because some guys do that l guess?) lt was a VHS and it wasn't rewound, so they started it in the middle. I guess they're all thoroughly enjoying themselves watching this chick from behind. Then the camera pans to the front and they get a square view of the woman's face s the kid's mom. He never lived it down. Not only was his mom in porn, but he'd been spanking the monkey to her. People would see him walking between classes and yell the name of the actor who was in the scene with her (l don't remember the name now. Mike something, l think) When he made the football team someone put up still frames of his mom in other films in the locker room. He transferred schools about halfway through sophomore year because he couldn't deal with the mocking." didshave: The "your mom okes tended to be surprisingly accurate in most cases. giver of nofucks: "My dad was a porn star in the '70s. His genes must run strong, because I have a huge dick, a hairy chest and a sweet mustache. Thanks, d Gentlemen Behold: "When that kid on XBox live tells me he fucked my mom, it's kinda hard to prove he didn't." kingoffools3 "I didn't live with her, I was adopted by my grandfather. However I fucked up when old everyone in elementary school that my mother was a movie star. My parents didn't know how to tell me. I am Asian and l can look at Asian porn is one odd thing about it; the fear is real. don't like hedonistic living as a response to her. Any questions?" Atlantis Luna: "One of my friends found pictures of my sister on some revenge porn site in high school He seemed almost disappointed when I didn't really care. I don't know... She's ever progressing towards fame, it might be a good thing that her nudes were leaked early on. Besides, I don't know what he expected from me, like if anything, it says more about her ex than her, you know?" Latex Band1t "Let's say MILF isn't my favorite category." tee1thousan: "We get alot of pizza dudes and plumbers at my house." Children of Porn Stars
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