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thebluehue22: dairyisntscary: champawattigress: agro-carnist: sebbysheepie: I fully agree with giving nut milks a new name. Because they can be confused with dairy milk and for those of us with nut allergies it could be deadly over those that just have lactose intolerance and have a bad stomachache. However making a label showing you killing a cow don’t make sense as dairy wouldn’t be giving milk if they where shot.. mind you if your trying to say that dairy is evil then you should also point out the issues with the nut milks as well. A large poison symbol perhaps for those of us that it would kill. Or the “may cause cancer” on the fortified ones. Apparently when you shoot a calf in the head, milk comes out instead of blood and brain matter. Who knew? So, should we also change the cashew milk bottles pic so that it better represents the atrocious conditions of the workers who have to shell each nut by hand? Maybe a cigarette box style image of their mangled blistered palms? Or just some text to let people know that these people (mostly women) are often paid as little as two pounds a day for their labour? Or are y’all just totally transparent about how little of a shit you give about people nowadays? MoSt cAsHewS sRe fEd tO liVesToCk dOnTcHa kNow vegans only care about animals, not the horrible conditions HUMAN WORKERS ARE PUT THROUGH. A lot of them are also really shit at caring about animals if we’re being honest.: THE DAIRY INDUSTRY WANTS TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR PLANT BASED MILK LABELS TO USE THE WORD MILK. COW'S MILK CASHEW MILK ALMOND MILK THEY SAY THEY WANT TRUTH IN ADVERTISING. OKAY, LETS DO THAT PLANTBASEDNEWS.ORG ORIGINAL SOURCE: MILK HURTS PBN thebluehue22: dairyisntscary: champawattigress: agro-carnist: sebbysheepie: I fully agree with giving nut milks a new name. Because they can be confused with dairy milk and for those of us with nut allergies it could be deadly over those that just have lactose intolerance and have a bad stomachache. However making a label showing you killing a cow don’t make sense as dairy wouldn’t be giving milk if they where shot.. mind you if your trying to say that dairy is evil then you should also point out the issues with the nut milks as well. A large poison symbol perhaps for those of us that it would kill. Or the “may cause cancer” on the fortified ones. Apparently when you shoot a calf in the head, milk comes out instead of blood and brain matter. Who knew? So, should we also change the cashew milk bottles pic so that it better represents the atrocious conditions of the workers who have to shell each nut by hand? Maybe a cigarette box style image of their mangled blistered palms? Or just some text to let people know that these people (mostly women) are often paid as little as two pounds a day for their labour? Or are y’all just totally transparent about how little of a shit you give about people nowadays? MoSt cAsHewS sRe fEd tO liVesToCk dOnTcHa kNow vegans only care about animals, not the horrible conditions HUMAN WORKERS ARE PUT THROUGH. A lot of them are also really shit at caring about animals if we’re being honest.
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awesomesthesia: Some Good Job Interview Tips: Remember, every question is a test so when they say "How are you?" reply "Goal ori tated, thank you." Make a point of mentioning you failed Reli- gious Studies and say The only thing I wor- ship is productivity." 2 thumbs up. Show you're good at delegating respon bility by sending someone else to the in terview Employers check Facebook accounts so make sure all your photos show you looking at a spreadsheet and punching the air. Always make eye contact and if you have two interviewers, train your eyes to work independently like a chameleon. Tell them you're not an applicánt, you're a appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise. When asked why you'd be suited to the job, pass an ancient scroll along the desk& say It was foretold." Stare at them. If you're meeting 3 interviewers, bring in a 4 finger Kitkat. Take charge of di ng Kitkat to emphasise leadership. If asked where you see yourself in 5 yrs time, tip them out of their chair, sit on it & say 'Here'. Break open a Fanta. At the beginning, try to make small talk with your interviewer such as "lovely day!" or "you look like my real father. When asked to describe yourself in 5 words say "Atrocious counting skills". Laugh. Open packet of Mini Eggs. When asked if you found the place OK, say I was driven here by cab. Normally of course I'm driven by results!" 4 winks Know the interviewer's name and use it during the interview. If you're not sure what it is, call them Jobsy" or "Jobbo". THE META PICTURE awesomesthesia: Some Good Job Interview Tips
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People like this do not deserve to have dogs or children 😡: When my toddler punches my dog, my dog growls at him. How do I stop my dog from growling at my son? Marnie Bell, studied at St Margaret's Anglican Girls' School Updated Fri Upvoted by Erika Wiggins, I trained all of my dogs to Canine Good Companion standards. and Caitie Foster, has 20+ yrs experience living with and learning about dogs. Get rid of it. If it can't follow basic directions by now, that kid is never going to be able to. Take it back to the hospital where you had it and tell them that the child just doesn't fit in to your family. They can arrange for a new home for the kid. ALTERNATIVELY you could teach your toddler to respect the dog. Growling is your warning. It's a VERY clear message that the dog is distressed about something (if your toddler punched me, I'd growl too). Your dog can't talk. Growling and body language is the only way he has to tell you that he's upset. So -Why are you letting the child punch the dog?! What is wrong with you?! You need to teach your child how to be gentle and respectful of your dog. If you don't, and the child's atrocious behavior continues, expect the next time to end in your child being bitten. Theres not much that grinds my gears as much as dogs being put down or labeled 'vicious because of stupid, irresponsible owners. Separate the 2 of them as much as possible until you can be the owner & parent your poor dog deserves. People like this do not deserve to have dogs or children 😡

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The harshest and most atrocious moments of our lives are verily the ones that shape us the most, that mold our character with the greatest efficacy. So why do we not share this mentality? This romantizising of pain and suffering on the account of solely growth. For what is growth, really? Did you know that more or less every singular way in which we respond and interact with occurrences in our passing environment are programmable and reprogrammable both? Follow @lawofattraction0 for more amazing memes! 1ove 🙏💓 awakespiritual cherish pain strive for growth path of ascension fill the cracks with gold: In Japan, broken objects are often repaired with gold. The flaw is seen as a unique piece of the object's history, which adds to its beauty. Consider this when you feel broken. ※ATTRACTION The harshest and most atrocious moments of our lives are verily the ones that shape us the most, that mold our character with the greatest efficacy. So why do we not share this mentality? This romantizising of pain and suffering on the account of solely growth. For what is growth, really? Did you know that more or less every singular way in which we respond and interact with occurrences in our passing environment are programmable and reprogrammable both? Follow @lawofattraction0 for more amazing memes! 1ove 🙏💓 awakespiritual cherish pain strive for growth path of ascension fill the cracks with gold

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<p><a href="http://canwejustplaydressup.tumblr.com/post/162451125448/libertarirynn-first-female-prophet-the-hijab" class="tumblr_blog">canwejustplaydressup</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/162450995539/first-female-prophet-the-hijab-isnt-just-a" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://first-female-prophet.tumblr.com/post/162396178419/the-hijab-isnt-just-a-piece-of-cloth-for-this" class="tumblr_blog">first-female-prophet</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The hijab isn’t just a piece of cloth for this woman and many women all over the globe. It’s about men policing and taking control over women’s bodies.</p></blockquote> <p>“The hijab is a totally voluntary thing!”<br/> Sure it is, when you live in America and nobody’s going to stone you for not wearing it. Try telling that to women living in Islamic countries where it’s the law to cover themselves whenever they want to go out in public and often they can’t even drive or enter a building without a male escort. But you won’t hear a peep from first world feminists about that because they’re too busy making sure you don’t blame all Muslims for every terrorist attack.</p></blockquote> <p>I mean you can have it both ways. You can say not Muslims are terrorists but know that there are places around the world where women get screwed over.</p></blockquote> <p>Of course you can. But the people I&rsquo;m talking about don&rsquo;t. They don&rsquo;t say a word about the absolute atrocious state of women in many Islamic countries. And they call anyone who does Islamaphobic.</p>: Armin Navabi @ArminNavabi My mom, before and after the 1979 Iranian Islamic Revolution 7:18 pm 18 Apr 2017 3,997 Retweets 4,969 Likes <p><a href="http://canwejustplaydressup.tumblr.com/post/162451125448/libertarirynn-first-female-prophet-the-hijab" class="tumblr_blog">canwejustplaydressup</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/162450995539/first-female-prophet-the-hijab-isnt-just-a" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://first-female-prophet.tumblr.com/post/162396178419/the-hijab-isnt-just-a-piece-of-cloth-for-this" class="tumblr_blog">first-female-prophet</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The hijab isn’t just a piece of cloth for this woman and many women all over the globe. It’s about men policing and taking control over women’s bodies.</p></blockquote> <p>“The hijab is a totally voluntary thing!”<br/> Sure it is, when you live in America and nobody’s going to stone you for not wearing it. Try telling that to women living in Islamic countries where it’s the law to cover themselves whenever they want to go out in public and often they can’t even drive or enter a building without a male escort. But you won’t hear a peep from first world feminists about that because they’re too busy making sure you don’t blame all Muslims for every terrorist attack.</p></blockquote> <p>I mean you can have it both ways. You can say not Muslims are terrorists but know that there are places around the world where women get screwed over.</p></blockquote> <p>Of course you can. But the people I&rsquo;m talking about don&rsquo;t. They don&rsquo;t say a word about the absolute atrocious state of women in many Islamic countries. And they call anyone who does Islamaphobic.</p>

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<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/159042290334/im-wheezing-why-does-every-what-the-hunger" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/158991285529/im-wheezing-why-does-every-what-the-hunger" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I’m wheezing. Why does every “what the Hunger Games characters should have looked like” article I see feature a bunch of godawful Photoshop jobs?</p></blockquote> <p>I mean some of the changes they made (like Peeta losing a leg and coal miners being of either gender) kind of bug me but…could you honestly take that wide-lipped lizard man Snow seriously? <br/></p><p>Also, describing Coin as “dead-eyed” and giving her literal zombie-looking eyes (I looked up this article btw). She has creepy grey-blue eyes in the movie and what they probably meant by “dead-looking” in the books was “something in her eyes is just really soulless,” not “actually glazed-over milky eyes.” <br/></p><p>And then there’s stuff we never would’ve been able to take seriously if it were put in the movie (aforementioned Lizard Man Snow, Flickerman being even more flamboyant than he already was, whatever the heck they did to Joanna &amp; Ebonaria) or just plain nit-picky stuff (Prim’s goat, Katniss not being 5′4′‘, etc).</p><p>So yeah, overall the article was stupid.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>It really was. So many of the photoshops were just atrocious and took things way too literally. They made Coin look dead. They turned Joanna into an alien. Wiress and Beetee were literally just shrunk on their backgrounds.</p>: Total Nerd Sponsored. The Peeta Mellark onscreen in The Hunger Games is a far cry from the original books What the Hunger Games SHOULD Have Looked Like In The Movies ranker.com <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/159042290334/im-wheezing-why-does-every-what-the-hunger" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/158991285529/im-wheezing-why-does-every-what-the-hunger" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I’m wheezing. Why does every “what the Hunger Games characters should have looked like” article I see feature a bunch of godawful Photoshop jobs?</p></blockquote> <p>I mean some of the changes they made (like Peeta losing a leg and coal miners being of either gender) kind of bug me but…could you honestly take that wide-lipped lizard man Snow seriously? <br/></p><p>Also, describing Coin as “dead-eyed” and giving her literal zombie-looking eyes (I looked up this article btw). She has creepy grey-blue eyes in the movie and what they probably meant by “dead-looking” in the books was “something in her eyes is just really soulless,” not “actually glazed-over milky eyes.” <br/></p><p>And then there’s stuff we never would’ve been able to take seriously if it were put in the movie (aforementioned Lizard Man Snow, Flickerman being even more flamboyant than he already was, whatever the heck they did to Joanna &amp; Ebonaria) or just plain nit-picky stuff (Prim’s goat, Katniss not being 5′4′‘, etc).</p><p>So yeah, overall the article was stupid.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>It really was. So many of the photoshops were just atrocious and took things way too literally. They made Coin look dead. They turned Joanna into an alien. Wiress and Beetee were literally just shrunk on their backgrounds.</p>

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When your pull-out game atrocious but it's ok because u make beautiful babies so u populate the earth with mini-me's but then yo baby mama's only come around when it's payday and it dawns on u that u have been used for your good genes, pleasant features and wealth and so u reflect on the times u didn't pull out and ponder whether or not it was worth it and then u recall that there is nothing on God's green earth more wondrous than busting deep inside the velvety soft four walls of some Grade A Punani and u grin and rub the heads of your chirren and say "go head chirren, I love y'all. There is no mathematical way I can afford private tuition for all 14 of y'all but every last one of you were WORTH IT" EighteenSeconds TurnedToEighteenYears WorthIt AF 😍😂😂😂 [Editor's Note: I can't believe some of y'all are asking if I actually have 14 chirren. NO. JESUS CHRIST 😫. Y'all are a trip I swear I love y'all 😂.]: A line of golden puppers Dr Smashlove When your pull-out game atrocious but it's ok because u make beautiful babies so u populate the earth with mini-me's but then yo baby mama's only come around when it's payday and it dawns on u that u have been used for your good genes, pleasant features and wealth and so u reflect on the times u didn't pull out and ponder whether or not it was worth it and then u recall that there is nothing on God's green earth more wondrous than busting deep inside the velvety soft four walls of some Grade A Punani and u grin and rub the heads of your chirren and say "go head chirren, I love y'all. There is no mathematical way I can afford private tuition for all 14 of y'all but every last one of you were WORTH IT" EighteenSeconds TurnedToEighteenYears WorthIt AF 😍😂😂😂 [Editor's Note: I can't believe some of y'all are asking if I actually have 14 chirren. NO. JESUS CHRIST 😫. Y'all are a trip I swear I love y'all 😂.]

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trappedinapentagram: ultrafacts: Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts these would really help when writing essays reblog to save a life : Alternatives for Overused Words A lot: Copious, myriad, several, plentiful, countless, numerous Amazing/ Awesome: Fascinating, incredible, wonderful, stunning, marvelous, astonishing Also: In addition to, besides, moreover, as well as, furthermore, additionally Bad: Deficient, inferior, dreadful, atrocious, unacceptable, dissatisfactory, erroneous Big: Considerable, vast, colossal, extensive, substantial, immense, ample, copious Change: Transform, modify, revise, switch, transition, adjust, alter, rework Definitely: Absolutely, undeniably, positively, doubtless, plainly, surely, specifically Easy: Uncomplicated, effortless, straightforward, adept, amiable, responsive Ultrafacts.tumblr.com Happy: Contented, jubilant, ecstatic, elated, overjoyed, captivated, upbeat, gratified Hard: Arduous, troublesome, demanding, strenuous, onerous, exacting, complicated Help: Advice, guidance, remedy, corrective, assist, service, cooperation, comfort Important: Crucial, significant, essential, critical, meaningful, vital, far-reaching, imperative Interesting: Engaging, stimulating, captivating, compelling, absorbing, meaningful, notable Keep: Retain, preserve, possess, manage, amass, conserve, detain, garner, control Know: Experience, comprehend, be acquainted, distinguish, differentiate, realize, discern Like (ad) Similar, comparable, related, corresponding, equivalent, resembling, equal Ultrafacts.tumblr.com Like (verb) Enjoy, relish, admire, cherish, regard, extol, appreciate, commend, respect Look: Glimpse, contemplate, survey, inspection, glance, attention, glance, review Nice: Gracious, pleasurable, charming, amiable, well-mannered, genial, pleasing, seemly Quite: Considerably, absolutely, thoroughly, in all respects, utterly, all in all, purely Really: Literally, genuinely, categorically, in effect, unquestionably, undoubted (ly), honestly Said: Announced, expressed, uttered, revealed, described, disclosed, divulged, intimated So: Apparently, accordingly, likewise, similarity, consequently, hence, provided-that Then: Suddenly, formerly, in that event, subsequently, appropriately, as a consequently Very: Profoundly, extremely, truly, greatly, notably, prominently, suitably, immensely, vitally Ultrafacts.tumblr.com trappedinapentagram: ultrafacts: Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts these would really help when writing essays reblog to save a life

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<p><a href="http://nucleic-asshole.tumblr.com/post/154481465381/the-language-is-bad-but-the-most-atrocious-thing" class="tumblr_blog">nucleic-asshole</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/154481039334/the-language-is-bad-but-the-most-atrocious-thing" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p><blockquote><p>The language is bad but the most atrocious thing about this is how that food looks.and I would also like to point out that Shakespeare invented a lot of words in his time so he might not be as appalled as you’d think.</p></blockquote> <p>it’s a meme you dip</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="208" data-tumblr-attribution="hpfansblog:GU0Bliein5oMoepaFURt6Q:Z-S7uroTpL4i" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/63b52cf73baec12a9d2eb20533c92e3f/tumblr_mp5wzfJnjH1su7sauo1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b84a7b3fa2eb6e3baecc4e13e39c08f8/tumblr_inline_oi770pbOLd1rw09tq_500.gif" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="208" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/63b52cf73baec12a9d2eb20533c92e3f/tumblr_mp5wzfJnjH1su7sauo1_500.gif"/></figure>: sawyer @SawyerMcDuffie Shakespeare: I wonder how much further language will progress in 400 years? Twitter: ooo Verizon 8:03 PM 29% E Tweet ta happy halliedaysRetweeted Declan McKenna @DeclanMcKenna Hoe maid Pete sir end ships boat at the beach <p><a href="http://nucleic-asshole.tumblr.com/post/154481465381/the-language-is-bad-but-the-most-atrocious-thing" class="tumblr_blog">nucleic-asshole</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/154481039334/the-language-is-bad-but-the-most-atrocious-thing" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p><blockquote><p>The language is bad but the most atrocious thing about this is how that food looks.and I would also like to point out that Shakespeare invented a lot of words in his time so he might not be as appalled as you’d think.</p></blockquote> <p>it’s a meme you dip</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="208" data-tumblr-attribution="hpfansblog:GU0Bliein5oMoepaFURt6Q:Z-S7uroTpL4i" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/63b52cf73baec12a9d2eb20533c92e3f/tumblr_mp5wzfJnjH1su7sauo1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b84a7b3fa2eb6e3baecc4e13e39c08f8/tumblr_inline_oi770pbOLd1rw09tq_500.gif" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="208" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/63b52cf73baec12a9d2eb20533c92e3f/tumblr_mp5wzfJnjH1su7sauo1_500.gif"/></figure>
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<p>Some Good Job Interview Tips.</p>: Remember,every question is a test so when they say "How are you?" reply "Goal orien- tated, thank you." Make a point of mentioning you failed Reli- gious Studies and say The only thing Iwor- ship is productivity."2 thumbs up. Show you're good at delegating responsi- bility by sending someone else to the in terview Employers check Facebook accounts so make sure all your photos show you looking at a spreadsheet and punching the air. Always make eye contact and if you have two interviewers, train your eyes to work independently like a chameleon. Tell them you're not an applicant, you're a appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise. When asked why you'd be suited to the job, pass an ancient scroll along the desk & say "It was foretold." Stare at them. If you're meeting 3 interviewers, bring in a 4 finger Kitkat. Take charge of distributing Kitkat to emphasise leadership. If asked where you see yourself in 5 yrs time, tip them out of their chair, sit on it & say 'Here'. Break open a Fanta. At the beginning, try to make small talk with your interviewer such as "lovely day or "you look like my real father." When asked to describe yourself in 5 words say "Atrocious counting skills". Laugh. Open packet of Mini Eggs. When asked if you found the place OK, say I was driven here by cab. Normally of course I'm driven by results!" 4 winks. Know the interviewer's name and use it during the interview.If you're not sure what it is, call them "Jobsy" or Jobbo. <p>Some Good Job Interview Tips.</p>
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leupagus: cc-videos: basedgodtookmyusername: Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L. “[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do. I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now. What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really? I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’ But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence] [camera zooms in on glasses]  [long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…” This should win an Oscar : leupagus: cc-videos: basedgodtookmyusername: Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L. “[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do. I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now. What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really? I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’ But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence] [camera zooms in on glasses]  [long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…” This should win an Oscar
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<p>Some Good Job Interview Tips.</p>: Remember, every question is a test so when rthey say "How are you?" reply "Goal orien- tated, thank you." Make a point of mentioning you failed Reli- gious Studies and say The only thing I wor- ship is productivity." 2 thumbs up. Show you're good at delegating respons bility by sending someone else to the in Employers check Facebook accounts so make sure all your photos show you looking at a spreadsheet and punching the air Always make eye contact and if you have two interviewers, train your eyes to work independently like a chameleon. Tell them you're not an applicant, you're a appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise. When asked why you'd be suited to the job pass an ancient scroll along the desk & say "It was foretold." Stare at them. If you're meeting 3 interviewers, bring in a 4 rfinger Kitkat. Take charge of distributing Kitkat to emphasise leadership. If asked where you see yourself in 5 yrs time, tip them out of their chair, sit on it & say 'Here'. Break open a Fanta. At the beginning try to make small talk with your interviewer such as "lovely day! or "you look like my real father. When asked to describe yourself in 5 words say "Atrocious counting skills". Laugh Open packet of Mini Eggs When asked if you found the place OK, say I was driven here by cab. Normally of course I'm driven by results!" 4 winks Know the interviewer's name and use it during the interview. If you're not sure what it is, call them "Jobsy" or "Jobbo". <p>Some Good Job Interview Tips.</p>
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