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Im glad there exists a comedian who so perfectly fits tumblrs sense of humor: feynites Seeing John Mulaney do his 'Robot Test bit has given me a strong desire to see him play a live action Riddler. But not like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Like, let's make a John Mulaney version of Edward Nigma. Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn't correct without seeming rude. And now supposedly he's committed to killing Batman but he doesn't actually want to be the cause of a mans death so he just obfuscates things with 'clues' and 'riddles' and 'battles of wits' until Batman inevitably defeats him and he's just like 'oh thank god please don't hit me Batman's like 'you need help Nigma' and he's just like 'yeah that's fair, I should probably look into seeing somebody at this point, I became a supervillain because of social anxiety and that might just be a red flag you know?" arkhamkjay @mrsmosby-wannabe only-ten-percent-clever "Hey, Batman, think you've seen everything, huh? Well, figure out how to deal with this! You know Gotham General Hospital? Yeah? Well you'll never guess what I let loose in there!" feynites "Riddle me this, what has four hooves and presents a massive health and safety violation?" siraranispleased "l see you there, Batman. And I also don't want me to be doing what I'm doing." Source: feynites 90'71 4 notes > ;tiis Im glad there exists a comedian who so perfectly fits tumblrs sense of humor

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The Riddle Solving Discourse, for any quest goers lurking about: jumpingjacktrash spicychickencows sirnotappearinginthisblog thefingerfuckingfemalefury kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd you know what's always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character's like "which one of you is the liar" or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like "what's two plus two" one of them's gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie this has forty notes. that's forty more notes than expected THIS IS A VERY GOOD POINT and deserves more notes LISTEN idon't normally engage in Discourse but this information is DANGEROUSLY MISLEADING! the point of the riddle isn't to figure out which one is lying, in fact, knowing which one lies and which one tells the truth is irelevant. What you want is the correct answer from the magical beast/two guards/etc. Usually this means knowing which path to take. For that, you HAVE to ask it "if i ask the other head/guard/etc which is the safe way to go, what will hey tell me? if you asked the truth-telling one, they'Il tell you the wrong way because the liar will always mislead you. if you ask the liar, they'll tell you the wrong way, because they're misleading you, So ALWAYS do the opposite of whatever answer you get. who cares this is a stupid tumblr post this doesn't matter irl WRONG AGAIN! story time A few years ago a friend threw a halloween party, and since he dressed as the Riddler, he decided to have a riddle contest. now, i've been preparing for a riddle contest my entire life, since i first read the hobbit and it got bilbo out of trouble. for some reason, i assumed riddle contests were as inevitable as quicksand I answered the first riddle easily (it was one of the ones from the hobbit) and then i had to answer the next one to win a bottle of top- shelf rum. it was a variation on the two-guard riddle, only i had to choose one of two paper bags. one had crappy cheap vodka, the other the nice rum. the host and his friend did the classic one lies one tells the truth thing, and of course before i asked everyone started shouting "ask him what color your hair is!" and stuff like that, but i already knew what to ask, so i shushed them and won the rum remember, kids, it doesn't matter which one is lying and which one is telling the truth. all that matters is you get the correct knowledge to move you forward, win your rum, and make you seem like a superhuman riddle-solver to a crowd of drunken party guests always be ready for a riddle contest Here's a thing that usually doesn't come up when people try to criticise this riddle as well. One of the conditions of the riddle is typically that you only get to ask one question. You arrive at the liar and the truth teller and you need to find out which bridge is safe and which one will collapse when you're halfway across They tell you that one of them always lies and that one of them always tells the truth. And they tell you you can ask them one question If you ask "What's two plus two?" than great. You know which one lies but you also still don't know which bridge you can cross and can't find out. You played yourself i can get the answer in zero questions. block all the other exits, light them on fire, and see which way they run ALook at Alexander the Great up here, cutting the knot and all The Riddle Solving Discourse, for any quest goers lurking about
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I counted all of themโ€ฆ๐Ÿ‘€ Here's all the Characters from Left to Right. 1. Riddler 2. Gorilla Grodd 3. Saint Walker 4. Red Hood 5. Brainiac 6. Larfleeze 7. Mister Miracle 8. Black Canary 9. Black Lightning 10. Captain Boomerang 11. Robin 12. Atom 13. Zatana 14. Poison Ivy 15. Bumble Bee 16. Specter 17. John Constantine 18. Reverse Flash 19. BatGirl 20. Green Arrow 21. HawkGirl 22. Shazam 23. SuperGirl 24. DeathStroke 25. Black Adam 26. CatWoman 27. Cyborg 28. Sinestro 29. Flash 30. Darkseid 31. Wonder Woman 32. Superman 33. Batman 34. Aquaman 35. Hal Jordan 36. John Stewart 37. Atrocitus 38. NightWing 39. Swamp Thing 40. Martian ManHunter 41. Jessica Cruz 42. HarleyQuinn 43. Joker 44. Lex Luther 45. Mera 46. DeadShot 47. Kilowog 48. Mogo 49. Black Manta 50. HawkMan 51. Lobo 52. ScareCrow 53. Solomon Grundy 54. Blue Beetle 55. Captain Cold 56. Star Sapphire 57. Anti Monitor 58. StarFire 59. Cheetah 60. SteepenWolf 61. DeadMan 62. FireStorm 63. Etrigan 64. Two-Face 65. There's some others I couldn't name. DCExtendedUniverse ๐Ÿ’ฅ DCEU DCFilms Shoutout to @opsfx_ for the bottom Edit !: IG @DC.MARVEL.UNITE THERE ARE OVER 70 DC CHARACTERS IN THE NEW DCEU MOVIE INTRO I counted all of themโ€ฆ๐Ÿ‘€ Here's all the Characters from Left to Right. 1. Riddler 2. Gorilla Grodd 3. Saint Walker 4. Red Hood 5. Brainiac 6. Larfleeze 7. Mister Miracle 8. Black Canary 9. Black Lightning 10. Captain Boomerang 11. Robin 12. Atom 13. Zatana 14. Poison Ivy 15. Bumble Bee 16. Specter 17. John Constantine 18. Reverse Flash 19. BatGirl 20. Green Arrow 21. HawkGirl 22. Shazam 23. SuperGirl 24. DeathStroke 25. Black Adam 26. CatWoman 27. Cyborg 28. Sinestro 29. Flash 30. Darkseid 31. Wonder Woman 32. Superman 33. Batman 34. Aquaman 35. Hal Jordan 36. John Stewart 37. Atrocitus 38. NightWing 39. Swamp Thing 40. Martian ManHunter 41. Jessica Cruz 42. HarleyQuinn 43. Joker 44. Lex Luther 45. Mera 46. DeadShot 47. Kilowog 48. Mogo 49. Black Manta 50. HawkMan 51. Lobo 52. ScareCrow 53. Solomon Grundy 54. Blue Beetle 55. Captain Cold 56. Star Sapphire 57. Anti Monitor 58. StarFire 59. Cheetah 60. SteepenWolf 61. DeadMan 62. FireStorm 63. Etrigan 64. Two-Face 65. There's some others I couldn't name. DCExtendedUniverse ๐Ÿ’ฅ DCEU DCFilms Shoutout to @opsfx_ for the bottom Edit !

I counted all of themโ€ฆ๐Ÿ‘€ Here's all the Characters from Left to Right. 1. Riddler 2. Gorilla Grodd 3. Saint Walker 4. Red Hood 5. Brainiac...

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๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ We can't lie.. We we're one of the MANY who thought Ben Affleck cast as Batman was a terrible decision back in 13'.... But we NOT ONLY humbly retract our statement, but we think @benaffleck has TOTALLY justified the Black Cowl & we look forward to his future representation of the Dark Knight. . LET'S SEE HOW MANY HONEST FOLLOWERS WE HAVE... WHO ELSE ADMITS BEING ONE OF THE BATFLECK HATERS BEFORE SEEING HIM IN BvS?? . ๐ŸŽคTONIGHT the Partynerdz pay their respect to the late great ADAM WEST aka Batman aka Mayor West. We take a look at how the Batman series from the 70's was instrumental to bringing comic books to main stream leading up to today's "Batmen" . ๐Ÿ“บ We will ALSO discuss the awesome Gotham finally, our thoughts and our initial on the series and it's often negative backlash. . benaffleck batman gotham riddler adamwest podcast dccomics wonderwoman superhero gamer classictv aquaman theflash bvs nerd justiceleague darkknight familyguy cartoon radio cosplay cosplayer discuss cyborg injustice2: 2013 HE SUCKS! GO KILL HIM! LIVE PODCAST AFFLECK ANNOUNCED AS BATMAN HE'S COOLER THAN JESUS! HE'S THE BEST BATMAN 4 YEARS LATER ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ We can't lie.. We we're one of the MANY who thought Ben Affleck cast as Batman was a terrible decision back in 13'.... But we NOT ONLY humbly retract our statement, but we think @benaffleck has TOTALLY justified the Black Cowl & we look forward to his future representation of the Dark Knight. . LET'S SEE HOW MANY HONEST FOLLOWERS WE HAVE... WHO ELSE ADMITS BEING ONE OF THE BATFLECK HATERS BEFORE SEEING HIM IN BvS?? . ๐ŸŽคTONIGHT the Partynerdz pay their respect to the late great ADAM WEST aka Batman aka Mayor West. We take a look at how the Batman series from the 70's was instrumental to bringing comic books to main stream leading up to today's "Batmen" . ๐Ÿ“บ We will ALSO discuss the awesome Gotham finally, our thoughts and our initial on the series and it's often negative backlash. . benaffleck batman gotham riddler adamwest podcast dccomics wonderwoman superhero gamer classictv aquaman theflash bvs nerd justiceleague darkknight familyguy cartoon radio cosplay cosplayer discuss cyborg injustice2

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"The ABC's of The Joker" - J is for "Joker": In this celebration of the Clown Prince of Crime, it is important to include Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo's dissection of this twisted mind in the self titled graphic novel "Joker" from 2008. Told from the point of view of henchman Jonny Frost, the Joker mysteriously is released from Arkham Asylum. With the help of Jonny and Harley Quinn, this Harlequin of Hate seeks to get what he believes is rightfully his - Gotham City - from Harvey Dent aka Two-Face, which sets off a bloody and gruesome turf war. Fueled by pills, sex and murder, Jonny observes the Joker as a complex being, not sure how he processes the chaos that he ensues on a wide range of victims, from low level thugs who double crossed him to innocent Gothamites. Unable to control the spontaneous rage from Joker and his crew, Harvey asks the help of the only person that can contain the 'disease' that is Joker, the Batman, who seemingly finds and apprehends his greatest enemy. Including dialogue between Joker and other rogues such as Killer Croc, The Penguin and The Riddler, Azzarello brilliantly succeeds in diving into the hideous psyche Joker possesses. Azzarello's script combined with Bermejo's depiction of Gotham City, its inhabitants (including the Batman) and the gritty world that breathes life into Joker's actions showcase both a villain with human emotions and a being with demonizing qualities. An essential read for any fans of this classic rogue, "Joker" shows that "the safest place to hide is in sanity." โœŒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ“š: THE JOKER WAS BENG RELEASED FROM ARKAHAM SFOR OK ISTORTOFTIIEBIT MAN "The ABC's of The Joker" - J is for "Joker": In this celebration of the Clown Prince of Crime, it is important to include Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo's dissection of this twisted mind in the self titled graphic novel "Joker" from 2008. Told from the point of view of henchman Jonny Frost, the Joker mysteriously is released from Arkham Asylum. With the help of Jonny and Harley Quinn, this Harlequin of Hate seeks to get what he believes is rightfully his - Gotham City - from Harvey Dent aka Two-Face, which sets off a bloody and gruesome turf war. Fueled by pills, sex and murder, Jonny observes the Joker as a complex being, not sure how he processes the chaos that he ensues on a wide range of victims, from low level thugs who double crossed him to innocent Gothamites. Unable to control the spontaneous rage from Joker and his crew, Harvey asks the help of the only person that can contain the 'disease' that is Joker, the Batman, who seemingly finds and apprehends his greatest enemy. Including dialogue between Joker and other rogues such as Killer Croc, The Penguin and The Riddler, Azzarello brilliantly succeeds in diving into the hideous psyche Joker possesses. Azzarello's script combined with Bermejo's depiction of Gotham City, its inhabitants (including the Batman) and the gritty world that breathes life into Joker's actions showcase both a villain with human emotions and a being with demonizing qualities. An essential read for any fans of this classic rogue, "Joker" shows that "the safest place to hide is in sanity." โœŒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ“š

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Hey Gothamites! History of the Batman wants to wish American comic book writer and Batman co-creator Bill Finger a bat-tastic 103rd birthday! Born Milton "Bill" Finger on February 8th, 1914, he began writing comic strips in the same studio as artist Bob Kane in 1938. After National Comics (Now @DCComics) approached Kane to create a hero just as popular as their newest star, Superman and Kane conceived the idea for a character called "The Bat-Man", Finger was brought in to ghost write on the project. Not only did Bill Finger do major design changes to Kane's original vision of the Bat-Man, such as changing the red and yellow color scheme to blue and grey, the domino mask to a cowl, the stiff bat wings to a flowing cape, but he also made Bat-Man a scientific detective (inspired by figures like Douglas Fairbanks and Sherlock Holmes), even adding gloves to the vigilante's ensemble. Those elements and Finger's brilliant stories mixed with Kane's superhero vigilante persona refined the character as the dark icon of the DC Universe to Superman's bright image, and the Bat-Man was launched in Detective Comics (Vol 1) 27 in March 1939. Bill Finger's contributions surpass just creating Batman, but he is also credited for mythology such as the Batmobile, the Batcave and naming Batman's home 'Gotham City' [original art by Paul Roman Martinez : The19XX.com]. Finger also co-created classic characters like (but not limited to) Robin, the Boy Wonder, Green Lantern, Wild Cat, The Joker (with Kane and Jerry Robinson), The Riddler (with Dick Sprang) and The Penguin. Finger passed in 1974, and in his honor, Comic-Con International established in 2005 the Bill Finger Award for Excellence in Comic Book Writing. Due to Bob Kane's contract with National Publications back in 1939 stating he was the sole creator of 'the Bat-Man', for 75 years Bill Finger was not credited with the creation of the Caped Crusader. It wasn't until September 2015 when DC Comics announced Finger would begin to see credit for Batman in DC Comics. We thank Bill Finger for being one of the most important aspects of Batman's history by celebrating his creation every day. โœŒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฆ‡๐ŸŽ‰: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLEINGER! DAY ATMAN HISTORYOF a Hey Gothamites! History of the Batman wants to wish American comic book writer and Batman co-creator Bill Finger a bat-tastic 103rd birthday! Born Milton "Bill" Finger on February 8th, 1914, he began writing comic strips in the same studio as artist Bob Kane in 1938. After National Comics (Now @DCComics) approached Kane to create a hero just as popular as their newest star, Superman and Kane conceived the idea for a character called "The Bat-Man", Finger was brought in to ghost write on the project. Not only did Bill Finger do major design changes to Kane's original vision of the Bat-Man, such as changing the red and yellow color scheme to blue and grey, the domino mask to a cowl, the stiff bat wings to a flowing cape, but he also made Bat-Man a scientific detective (inspired by figures like Douglas Fairbanks and Sherlock Holmes), even adding gloves to the vigilante's ensemble. Those elements and Finger's brilliant stories mixed with Kane's superhero vigilante persona refined the character as the dark icon of the DC Universe to Superman's bright image, and the Bat-Man was launched in Detective Comics (Vol 1) 27 in March 1939. Bill Finger's contributions surpass just creating Batman, but he is also credited for mythology such as the Batmobile, the Batcave and naming Batman's home 'Gotham City' [original art by Paul Roman Martinez : The19XX.com]. Finger also co-created classic characters like (but not limited to) Robin, the Boy Wonder, Green Lantern, Wild Cat, The Joker (with Kane and Jerry Robinson), The Riddler (with Dick Sprang) and The Penguin. Finger passed in 1974, and in his honor, Comic-Con International established in 2005 the Bill Finger Award for Excellence in Comic Book Writing. Due to Bob Kane's contract with National Publications back in 1939 stating he was the sole creator of 'the Bat-Man', for 75 years Bill Finger was not credited with the creation of the Caped Crusader. It wasn't until September 2015 when DC Comics announced Finger would begin to see credit for Batman in DC Comics. We thank Bill Finger for being one of the most important aspects of Batman's history by celebrating his creation every day. โœŒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฆ‡๐ŸŽ‰
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( GOTHAM SPOILERS ) โ“ I can't believe they did itโ€ฆthey really did it ! EdwardNygma Shot OswaldCobblePot in the Stomach and Pushed him into the Ocean to Dieโ€ฆBut we all know Penguin will find a way to crawl back ! BUT I'm so happy they weren't afraid to "Kill" Off one of the Main Leadsโ€ฆso much better than having Riddler and Penguin Kiss, please NO. Anyways, in the back half of the season it will be half a StoryLine for TheRiddler and the other Half for The CourtOfOwls ! And Riddler will finally be suiting up in Green and Purple with a question mark Hat ! Comment Below what you Thought of Tonight's Episode ! DCTV HYPE ! GothamSeason3 GothamMadCity โ“( Artist : @aikoaiham ) ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ: GOTHAM MONDAYS FOX ( GOTHAM SPOILERS ) โ“ I can't believe they did itโ€ฆthey really did it ! EdwardNygma Shot OswaldCobblePot in the Stomach and Pushed him into the Ocean to Dieโ€ฆBut we all know Penguin will find a way to crawl back ! BUT I'm so happy they weren't afraid to "Kill" Off one of the Main Leadsโ€ฆso much better than having Riddler and Penguin Kiss, please NO. Anyways, in the back half of the season it will be half a StoryLine for TheRiddler and the other Half for The CourtOfOwls ! And Riddler will finally be suiting up in Green and Purple with a question mark Hat ! Comment Below what you Thought of Tonight's Episode ! DCTV HYPE ! GothamSeason3 GothamMadCity โ“( Artist : @aikoaiham ) ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

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