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A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people don't tell you about being married for a long time? You actually do run out of things to talk about I know you might think I am kidding, but I am being a million percent truthsies over here. As a child, I always wondered what married people talked about, and was assured by many a family member that there were always things to discuss This is a lie. A big, fat one. It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful with me, because here I am with nothing to say and completely unprepared on how to deal. My husband and I go on a weekly date night and after I go into detail about my wild day working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I answered three emails, I found a dollar in the wash), I have nothing. The other day I started to tell my husband about this super interesting thing that had happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind, I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when I've got something good I save it for date night so I have something to talk about. It seems like such a waste to spend it on a regular day. So then he thought that was one of the weirdest things he's ever heard about, which I assumed maybe HE already did that too? But he was like, "No, people do not do that." It's like I don't know how to be a person the right way sometimes. Every now and again my husband will ask "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope" because I'm hiding them and don't want to share. These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a thick vanilla custard that slices up like a dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top. Basically, these are perfect and you need them right now. That is all benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake
Crime, Instagram, and Memes: Chris Harrigan 5 hrs Melbourne, VIC Guys this is the true crime story of the decade: Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best story I've ever heard. She had caught the train in from Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really eating them. He was just sort of letting them air. This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip every now and then - just enough to keep the birds interested, but not enough to sate them. It was frustrating. They were getting angry. Squawking. It was like he was rearing them up for... something. Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when the train was about to leave. It happened. Right before the doors closed, the man threw the entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium The next train stop was five minutes away. 💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂

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Doctor, Drinking, and Google: Sprint LTE 8:17 PM * 31%(10 Home (3) Active now This might seem Hey totally random but I'm curious. What do you know about Pure Therapeutic Ketones and ketosis? Hey! I am diabetic. Ketones is byproduct of your body burning through fat. Once the fat is gone it starts burning your protein. Which is what your muscles and organs are made of. People who do the keto diet have to replace what is lost by the diet. That's why it's so fatty and protein based. People who are on it for too long can have kidney, liver heart, lung, and muscle damage Ketosis is what a lot of diabetic die from I don't diet. I portion control and eat healthy. Carbs are necessary for proper bodily functions. As a nurse you should know that. Sprint LTE 9:02 PM * 25% @ } Home (3) Active now Hey girl, you seem to be really knowledgeable about this which is really awesome! Let me connect you with my friend Christen. She's a nurse and she has been drinking ketones for a really long time! She would totally be able to answer any questions you have. Are you open to that? Do you know what diabetic ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from ketones. I was in the icu and almost died from it. My body was shutting down and if my friend wouldn't have brought me to the Er I would have gone into cardiac arrest and died at home with no help. I'm not the person to sell that stuff to. I can pull up numerous articles that actually have real statistics and medical proof backing up what this fad diet does to the human body. Liver failure, kidney failure, blindness, amputations of extremities, heart failure, neuropathy, and much much more. No one wants people researching this information Sprint LTE 9:02 PM * 25% KHome (3) ctive Do you know what diabetic ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from ketones. I was in the icu and almost died from it. My body was shutting down and if my friend wouldn't have brought me to the Er I would have gone into cardiac arrest and died at home with no help. I'm not the person to sell that stuff to. I can pull up numerous articles that actually have real statistics and medical proof backing up what this fad diet does to the human body. Liver failure, kidney failure, blindness, amputations of extremities, heart failure, neuropathy, and much much more. No one wants people researching this information because they are capitalizing on permanent damage and death for their own financial gain. People blindly start these diets without researching them. It will take years off of the lives of a lot of people and that means less time with the ones they love. I do not advocate the diet. But thank you for trying. I Sprint LTE ※ 9:12 PM ア* 23% a KHome (2) C0 Active now researching them. It will take years off of the lives of a lot of people and that means less time with the ones they love. I do not advocate the diet. But thank you for trying. Ketosis and ketoacidosis are two totally different things. We are actually born in ketosis and stay that way until we are introduced to a traditional American diet. I totally respect your opinion though They are not. Ask a doctor like I did. Google it actually. Ketones put your body into a state of ketoacidosis Which is exactly what causes all of that. Americans need to stop eating processed foods and eating healthy. Plus getting up and being active is important to a balanced and healthy lifestyle. Americans are fooled by what's advertised and what's easy. As a consumer, it is our responsibility to be educated. Sprint LTE 9:21 PM Home (2) Active now Americans are fooled by what's advertised and what's easy. As a consumer, it is our responsibility to be educated https:/thcliphd.com/video clip-516648776d4f4243676f464 5 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis Clip Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video clip Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 720 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 1080, Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis thcliphd.com I don't care. Shut up and go the fuck away. I thought you'd get that shit with the first response. Go away. Far away. 00四0 Aa Gotta love MLM's
Beautiful, Beef, and Bless Up: I am definitely going to steal my Neighbor's pomsky Fam! I’ve never seen anything this beautiful. This is Lion King level love. Circle of Life level love. This right HERE Bruv?! This is lions and hyenas hugging and taking a nap together. On some “we all have plenty of vegetables to eat let’s chill for a hot sec and be loving.” This is the Israelis and Palestinians hugging it out and living peacefully with one another on some “u know what we eat the same falafel and hummus anyway and our ladies basically look the same Jewish girls may have slightly larger Tetas and Arabians might be a lil larger in the trunka dunk but basically the same lol let’s intermarry and end this intermillennial beef that made no logical sense ☺️.” This is the Bears and the Green Bay Packers joining up to form one super team and they only have one kicker and he doesn’t end the season by missing an easy field goal 😕. Fam. This is Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi waking up in bed together talmbout “there are no longer two political parties. We only have one party now and it’s the Party of Love and everybody gets free medical care and goes to school for free and there are no taxes you just pay what you can like the tip jar at Starbucks.” And then all the trump supporters like “WE WANTED A WALL” and trump like “effective immediately Mexico is the 51st state. Canada is the 52nd. France is the 53rd because I like French fries.” And then Melania pop up like “wow doneld Nancy eez so old I deed not expect thees also why Croatia eez not 54th state” and then Donald all like “effectively immediately I am declaring an emergency and building a wall between the US and Croatia” and then Nancy pop up like “hehe what my love meant to say was, no problem melania, Croatia is the 54th state also don’t ever play me again you wish you had this sauce 🍝“ I HAVE LOST MY MIND FROM THESE VIDEOS I AM SORRY YALL LMAO BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: reddit u-TigreDemon. Slide 2: @carolinehdupont. Videos used with express permission of the respective creators. All rights are reserved to them.)

Fam! I’ve never seen anything this beautiful. This is Lion King level love. Circle of Life level love. This right HERE Bruv?! This is lions ...

Beautiful, Bless Up, and Dogs: Meet Tucker! You might think he's having a seizure, but he's actually a perfectly happy and healthy boy, he just struggles with a REM sleep disorder. He's runnin to steal yo girl in his dreamse Beloveds! These videos go viral without context sometimes - I used to be the biggest culprit because I would grab videos from anywhere on the Internet and post them without explaining the background 😕. In this case, this video of this beautiful little golden received a lot of attention and a lot of negative comments toward his mama. His mama is doing a great job with him! She’s a sweet woman. And he’s a very happy boy. We need to make sure to celebrate and not tear down humans who are being so kind to dogs that have imperfections or as I call them, perfections. (Good boys and girls like this simply used to be put down 😥 so it’s pretty awesome that humans take them in now and love them and afford them care and dignity!) Like the Mama of the pup I posted last night ❤️. Go ahead and swipe through and see some neat videos, pics and information on this good boy. And if u see a good boy or girl at the shelter with some perfections, sign them papers! Bring em home! (If you have time and resources ❤️). Your reward is with God 😍 and I ask God fo make us all more compassionate and loving! Bless up! 😍❤️❤️ (@tucker_me_out)

Beloveds! These videos go viral without context sometimes - I used to be the biggest culprit because I would grab videos from anywhere on th...