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Ass, Beautiful, and Bitch: ④ 9:52 PM ●#000 Sprint令 95%) SAVED cursed Normie MemesTM Follow the_tired activist This girl just ate the Big Tower of Meat, made it on the wall of fame, and somehow still had room for dessert: BIRGER 47,807 likes Comments ge_hao_SHES EVERYTHING I WANTED TO BE 6h 2 likes Reply bitch_im_puddin Brain says 'Marry her' h Reply jd cali Wife material 6h Reply madgirlwithoutabox1 My new hero 6h 3 likes Reply mr.blueberry_ Honestly h Reply mr.blueberry. This is sexy 6hReply danyellenaomi Fuckin boss 6h Reply Comments 6h Reply jd cali Wife material 6h Reply discount_supervillan She's my spirit animal 5h Reply maya_lazygurl_ Me 6h Reply arielle_bruh Good for her! Damn! 6h Reply aint your_waifu Goals 6h Reply theasiandish My kind of girl 5h Reply ohwowlolcool I'm proud of her 5h like Reply los_pierce_the veils_ She's a legend 5h 3 likes Reply oooo Sprint 9:42 PM Photo relationships.usa Omg so l faced my biggest fear today and went to the beach in a swimsuit Liked by lillianishard, petition2givedirkstriderabreak and 328,028 others relationships.usa she's so beautiful i love this! View all 6,975 comments eat ass.780 ewww this makes me wanna puke she needs to take care of herslef instead of eating everything she sees 1w 1 like Reply eat_ass.780 @itsniyaaati she should be ashamed thats not healthy and shes treating herself like a piece of shit that's disgusting 1w Reply cool_kid_roblox Where's the chick I just see a whale 1w 2 likes Reply names.alex Good to know we encourage obesity now 1w 2 likes Reply harrisonrolleston It's her fault for being fat 1w 2 likes Reply nOble__pizarr0 0 Ew 1w 1 like Reply nOble__pizarr0_0 I think that's kinda unhealthy 1w 1 like Reply Post Add a comment as irlskitty... pardonmewhileipanic: witchofglitter: just gonna leave this here… it was never really about health ^^^^^ IT WAS NEVER REALLY ABOUT HEALTH
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America, Arguing, and Facts: z @ONLYAVGEL 1d girls who weren't scared to say they liked 1d in 2012 are braver than the marines 207 15.2K 54.9K C-Cups @cameronunion 8h This Is disgusting 4 01 49 z @ONLYAVGEL 8h grow up 2 ) 229 C-Cups @cameronunion 8h Grow up? You're insulting the people that help give you freedom. It's not about being grown, it's about respect. 73 z @ONLYAVGEL 7h it's a joke. just like this country and i don't need to respect anything or anyone 3 643 Toxic Kiwi @DesireeWolf182 2h The military is why you have freedom. If you cannot appreciate them then you do not deserve freedom 6 O 10 z @ONLYAVGEL 2h wrong. we have freedom because of one direction 4 062560 Toxic Kiwi @DesireeWolf182 2h That literally made no sense. Get over yourself and admit to being disrespectful to people who give their lives so we can live feely. 2 2 z @ONLYAVGEL 2h who gives us freedom? one direction 80% the military 20% 2,280 votes 21 hours 18 minutes left one direction O 80% the military 20% 2,280 votes 21 hours 17 minutes left 5 64 79 Toxic Kiwi @DesireeWolf182 2h Anyone who votes One Direction is a privileged scumbag like you. Spoiled kids make me wanna puke. t01 love, kylie @FEELINGBLOO Replying to @DesireeWolf182 and @ONLYAVGEL one direction literally fought for our right to be skinny in america Imao open a history book 2018-02-28, 10:54 PM Anyone who votes One Direction is a privileged scumbag like you. Spoiled kids make me wanna puke. ロ1 melanie @lilanemic. 2h There's literally pictures of Harry Styles fighting in World War ll you can't argue with facts. He's an American hero. z @ONLYAVGEL 2h thank u so much for bringing this up. it's a piece of history that many like to overlook 96 t13 198 198S
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Bad, Doctor, and Funny: "We all know you are faking being sick to avoid the class" Funny Popcorn This happened to me while i was in elementary school. Our mrs. math teacher really hated my guts for no reason really. She would always find an axcuse to lower my grades or blame me for something i didn't do. I was a pretty sick kid that had bad astma, dermatitis and was sickish in general. Thinking back, I think her hating me had a lot to do with that, as she felt i had "special treatment and privileges" One day we were doing a test and i started feeling very bad. It came to the point of really needing to puke but i held it in because i knew she wouldn't believe me. Theni started shaking and kinda puked a bit in my mouth so i stood up and started to go towards the toilet (we had a rule that anybody who has to go to the toilet can do so without asking) She ofcourse stopped me and told me to sit back down. I tried explaining but she wouldn't have it. One girl stood up to me and said something like "he is really pale and shaking and sweating, i think he needs to go home". That caused the teacher to go on a 5 minute rant how i'm a spoiled liar who didn't study for the test and now i'm trying to fool everybody and that i'm taking away their precious test time and they should hate me for that" I said i really need to puke and she just scoffed saying "You ain't going anywhere with your lies so you might as well do your imaginary puking here'". Yeah... You can guess what happened next. Not sure if this is compliance because i couldn't hold it in anymore anyway but i was so happy while doing it. First i puked a bit trough my arm and then it all went out. Across her desk (grading book was ruined) and all over the floor. She tried to blame me saying that i "threw up by force" but the principle didn't buy it after the doctor examined me. Nothing special happened to her but she never bothered me again. Everyone knows “that kid” who was sick in class but nobody knows “that teacher” who continues to harass a kid after they’ve thrown up all over the classroom

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Bless Up, Chance the Rapper, and Life: u/Fio_Fiddlesworth ld imgur So my Mom sold one of her schnauzer puppies to an aspiring photographer DrSmashlove So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice cream? About that. See there comes a time in yo life when u realize: u just ain’t about that life. It come at different times for different people. Some of u pretty ladies go to music festivals. And y’all got that friend Mandy. Mandy got a lil marketing gig in the city where she make a good wage. Went to a good school. Seem normal. But she different. U knew it when u hit Lollapalooza with her and watched her pop a Molly, pop three pills where she ain’t even know what pills they are, some cool white kid in a Larry Bird jersey just handed them to y’all so she took them, smoked a blunt, then snorted coke with that same kid in a port a potty. U seen her 15 min later vibing to Chance the Rapper while a lil bit of puke dribbled out the corner of her mouth while she looked around crazily and on that day, u had a realization: u ain’t bout that life. Mandy? Bout that life. U? Not about that life 😂. That’s me with ice cream. I went to Mariano super market. Grabbed some Ben and Jerry Cookie Dough. Seen it had 60 grams fat - 1,120 calories-pint. Gently caressed my 6 pack over my t shirt. And reflected on the fact that I’m just not bout that life. So I copped some skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. Each one got 160 calories. I eat two to get satisfied and that’s plenty. I gotta eat seven them b!tches to equal one pint of Ben and Jerry. I used to be bigger. Had a 36 waist. Ate whatever I wanted. I can’t go back to that place. I’m a new smash. U feel me? I’m in a different place. I’ll eat B + J once in a blue moon bc it (and Jeni’s) are still the GOATs but for daily use, imma stick to these skinny cows. P.s. Skinny cow please make them rectangular with a paper (not plastic) cover. On the rare occasion my mama bought us a box of generic ice cream sandwiches, peeling the paper off as it sticks to the ice cream on the side and then liiiiiicking it up the side was the best part. The adult equivalent is peeling the panties off a woman, seeing them stick to the Nani, and liiiiiiiicking...well, y’all get the point 🤗. Bless up! 😂😂😂
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Af, Beijing, and Chicago: Two husky buddies @DrSmashlove PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR U MEN OUT HERE THINKING SHIT SWEET. IF U STUPIDLY JUMP OFF A STUPID HIGH DIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YO STUPID LIFE, NOTE THAT AFTER YO LEGS GLIDE GRACEFULLY THRU THE WATER LIKE A HOT KNIFE THRU BUTTER, THE FIRST BODY PART THAT WILL ACTUALLY SLAP THE WATER - HARD AF - AWKWARDLY AF - IS YO TESTES. REMEMBER THAT TIME IN FIRST GRADE U GOT INTO A FIGHT AND LIL HOMIE KICKED U IN THE NUTS? PICTURE THAT SHIT ALL OVER AGAIN EXCEPT NOW U OLDER AND YO BODY IS LESS RESILIENT AND U IN A POOL AND U CAN'T SHOW ANY PAIN OR ELSE THE 15 YEAR OLD LIFEGUARD WILL HAVE TO "save" YOU EXCEPT THEY DON'T GET PAID ENUF TO SAVE U SO IF U GET SAVED U GON BE KNOWN AS DUDE WHO HAD TO GET SAVED AND U GOTTA MOVE TO A NEW CITY AND CHANGE YO NAME AND EVEN THEN, U DEATHLY AFRAID THAT ISSA "lifeguard chat room" ONLINE WHERE THEY SHARE STORIES ABOUT THE COUPLE MOTHERFUCKERS EVERY SUMMER THAT NEED TO BE SAVED SO U SHOW UP IN DENVER LIKE "they don't even know me here ☺️" LIKE SHIT'S SWEET AND U SHOW UP AT A POOL AND THE LIFEGUARDS ALL CONSORTING AND GIGGLING LIKE "LOL that's smash, from Chicago - he had to be saved HAHAHAHA" AND THEN U GOTTA MOVE TO THE BEIJING OFFICE OF YO FIRM AND JUST NEVER SWIM THERE. THOUGHT SHIT WAS SWEET? NOW U LIVE IN CHINA. CURRENT SITUATION: HOLDING A BOTTLE OF ICE WATER BETWEEN MY LEGS AGAINST MY NUTS TRYING NOT TO PUKE. I WISH THIS PAIN ON *NONE* OF YOU 😩 eunuch castrated TurningOverANewLeaf WhichBathroomDoIUseNow HonestQuestion 🇨🇳😩😂😂😂
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