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Apparently, Bitch, and Dude: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story. xoox: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... I fsomething- anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxoc: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy xxx: You're gonna love this ooc: smack-my-bitch-up.sh -sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login xxox: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time" xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am xoox: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee. sh this one waits exatly 17 seconds(), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew.Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xoxx: holy sh"t I'm keeping those I found this on an old Git account
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Children, Confused, and Family: Allie Jake MorganAshleySandy Brooke Pat fCoke Corey Jason priteShare Sam John Friends brandonsgame: otherwise-called-squidpope: mrscarstairs: Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story. So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out. Weird right? I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT. After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected. She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.  This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well. Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine. what a sweet litter @xubbs
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Reddit, Search, and Powers: Rare inside look at the machine that powers Reddits search function.

Rare inside look at the machine that powers Reddits search function.

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Reddit, Search, and Powers: And now, a look at the machine that powers Reddits search function.

And now, a look at the machine that powers Reddits search function.

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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: FLORENCE fatmdaily: This is what happens when you listen to Florence + The Machine

fatmdaily: This is what happens when you listen to Florence + The Machine

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America, Apparently, and Friends: ) Texas Civil Rights Project . Follow TXCivilRights ALERT: We have received multiple reports from voters who voted straight- ticket, then saw on a later screen that their votes were changed to that of the opposite party. You must check your ballot before casting to ensure it's correct, and you can ask a poll worker for help. 1:23 PM-25 Oct 2018 8,545 Retweets 9,022 Likes 0 0 LeAhhhhhh!McElrath @leahmcelrath 6h Dear @TXCivilRights- was one of these people. I have not previously discussed it with anyone because I didn't want to sound an alarm until I knew whether or not this was a pattern. I will detail what l experienced, along with a photo, in this short thread #TXSen Texas Civil Rights Project@TXCivilRights ALERT: We have received multiple reports from voters who voted straight-ticket, then saw on a later screen that their votes were changed to that of the opposite party. You must check your ballot before casting to ensure it's correct, and you can ask a poll worker for help Show this thread LeAhhhhhh!McElrath @leahmcelrath Follow I chose the "straight ticket" option for the Democratic Party on the first screen. Once I toggled through the 16+ page ballot and reached the final screen to review my choices, I saw that my vote for @BetoORourke had been changed to a vote for Ted Cruz. Photo below 2/x #TXSen Ballot Summary Page To change a vote, highlight the contest to change and press ENTER. Contest Selected ocratic Party Straight Party United States Senator United States Representative, District 7 Governor Lieutenant Governor Attorney General Ted Lupe Valdez Mike Collier Justin Nelson Glenn Hegar 6 r of Public Accounts 9:26 PM-25 Oct 2018 2,976 Retweets 2,572 Likes C 00% Election Advisory No. 2018-35 nd Voter nformation To: County Clerks/Elections Administrators TETEXAS.GOV From: Keith Ingram, Director of Elections ter Information Date: October 23, 2018 out the Elections vision RE: Voting on Hart eSlate Machines nducting Your Elections ndidate Information We have heard from a number of people voting on Hart eSlate machines that when they voted straight ticket, it appeared to them that the machine had changed one or more of their selections to a candidate from a different party This can be caused by the voter taking keyboard actions before a page has fully appeared on the eSlate, thereby de-selecting the pre-filled selection of that party's candidate ection Officials and ficeholders ection Results lp America Vote Act AVA) Funding to unties ection Funds hrefnatheravenqueen: Hey there US friends! If you’re voting using these machines (Hart eSlate) or similar ones right now or in the near future, make sure that the machine has NOT changed your ballot before casting it, ‘k? It’s apparently an already known problem, and has been for years, but has never been fixed. Additional Source: https://abc13.com/politics/straight-party-voters-reporting-their-votes-were-changed/4556377/

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America, Apparently, and Friends: ) Texas Civil Rights Project . Follow TXCivilRights ALERT: We have received multiple reports from voters who voted straight- ticket, then saw on a later screen that their votes were changed to that of the opposite party. You must check your ballot before casting to ensure it's correct, and you can ask a poll worker for help. 1:23 PM-25 Oct 2018 8,545 Retweets 9,022 Likes 0 0 LeAhhhhhh!McElrath @leahmcelrath 6h Dear @TXCivilRights- was one of these people. I have not previously discussed it with anyone because I didn't want to sound an alarm until I knew whether or not this was a pattern. I will detail what l experienced, along with a photo, in this short thread #TXSen Texas Civil Rights Project@TXCivilRights ALERT: We have received multiple reports from voters who voted straight-ticket, then saw on a later screen that their votes were changed to that of the opposite party. You must check your ballot before casting to ensure it's correct, and you can ask a poll worker for help Show this thread LeAhhhhhh!McElrath @leahmcelrath Follow I chose the "straight ticket" option for the Democratic Party on the first screen. Once I toggled through the 16+ page ballot and reached the final screen to review my choices, I saw that my vote for @BetoORourke had been changed to a vote for Ted Cruz. Photo below 2/x #TXSen Ballot Summary Page To change a vote, highlight the contest to change and press ENTER. Contest Selected ocratic Party Straight Party United States Senator United States Representative, District 7 Governor Lieutenant Governor Attorney General Ted Lupe Valdez Mike Collier Justin Nelson Glenn Hegar 6 r of Public Accounts 9:26 PM-25 Oct 2018 2,976 Retweets 2,572 Likes C 00% Election Advisory No. 2018-35 nd Voter nformation To: County Clerks/Elections Administrators TETEXAS.GOV From: Keith Ingram, Director of Elections ter Information Date: October 23, 2018 out the Elections vision RE: Voting on Hart eSlate Machines nducting Your Elections ndidate Information We have heard from a number of people voting on Hart eSlate machines that when they voted straight ticket, it appeared to them that the machine had changed one or more of their selections to a candidate from a different party This can be caused by the voter taking keyboard actions before a page has fully appeared on the eSlate, thereby de-selecting the pre-filled selection of that party's candidate ection Officials and ficeholders ection Results lp America Vote Act AVA) Funding to unties ection Funds hrefnatheravenqueen: Hey there US friends! If you’re voting using these machines (Hart eSlate) or similar ones right now or in the near future, make sure that the machine has NOT changed your ballot before casting it, ‘k? It’s apparently an already known problem, and has been for years, but has never been fixed. Additional Source: https://abc13.com/politics/straight-party-voters-reporting-their-votes-were-changed/4556377/

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Ariana Grande, Beyonce, and Drake: FANDOMETRICS SIC ACTC MUSI AC AC <h2>Musical Acts</h2><p><b>Week Ending July 9th, 2018</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/bts">BTS</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/harry%20styles">Harry Styles</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/exo">EXO</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/gorillaz">Gorillaz</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/taylor%20swift">Taylor Swift</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/stray%20kids">Stray Kids</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/seventeen">SEVENTEEN</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/shawn%20mendes">Shawn Mendes</a> <i>+4</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/blackpink">BLΛƆKPIИK</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/twenty%20one%20pilots"><b>Twenty One Pilots</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/5sos">5 Seconds of Summer</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/got7">GOT7</a> <i>+6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/shinee">SHINee</a> <i><i>−7</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/monsta%20x">Monsta X</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/red%20velvet">Red Velvet</a> <i>+7</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/nct%20127">NCT 127</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/twice">TWICE</a> <i>+6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/day6">DAY6</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/rihanna">Rihanna</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/beyonce">Beyoncé</a> <i>+4</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/ariana%20grande">Ariana Grande</a> <i><i>−5</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/nct%20dream">NCT Dream</a> <i>+5</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/panic%20at%20the%20disco"><b>Panic! at the Disco</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/florence%20and%20the%20machine">Florence + the Machine</a> <i><i>−4</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/niall%20horan"><b>Niall Horan</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/nct%20u">NCT U</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/xxxtentacion">XXXTentacion</a> <i><i>−12</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/selena%20gomez">Selena Gomez</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/janelle%20monae">Janelle Monáe</a> <i><i>−18</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/drake">Drake</a> <i><i>−9</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/hayley%20kiyoko">Hayley Kiyoko</a> <i><i>−5</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/loona">LOOΠΔ</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/camila%20cabello">Camila Cabello</a> <i><i>−5</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/vixx">VIXX</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/halsey"><b>Halsey</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/ikon">iKON</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/lana%20del%20rey">Lana Del Rey</a> <i><i>−4</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/nicki%20minaj">Nicki Minaj</a> <i><i>−8</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/one%20direction">One Direction</a> <i><i>−7</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/fall%20out%20boy"><b>Fall Out Boy</b></a></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded names weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="255" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="daisyfacq:SF6cvsjhegK1GHgCzRj7Fg:Z0OABrq1o1St"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d255c563c2b96fce10ab5adee5a9f0f0/tumblr_mq6lh52DLl1sb80a0o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="255" data-orig-width="500"/></figure>
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Ariana Grande, Beyonce, and Demi Lovato: FANDOMETRICS SIC ACTC MUSI AC AC <h2>Musical Acts</h2><p><b>Week Ending July 2nd, 2018</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/bts">BTS</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/harry%20styles">Harry Styles</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/gorillaz">Gorillaz</a> <i>+5</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/exo">EXO</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/taylor%20swift">Taylor Swift</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/shinee">SHINee</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/seventeen">SEVENTEEN</a> <i>+8</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/stray%20kids">Stray Kids</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/5sos">5 Seconds of Summer</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/blackpink">BLΛƆKPIИK</a> <i><i>−6</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/janelle%20monae">Janelle Monáe</a> <i>+25</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/shawn%20mendes">Shawn Mendes</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/monsta%20x">Monsta X</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/nct%20127">NCT 127</a> <i>+5</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/xxxtentacion">XXXTentacion</a> <i><i>−13</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/ariana%20grande">Ariana Grande</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/day6">DAY6</a> <i>+8</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/got7">GOT7</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/rihanna">Rihanna</a> <i><i>−5</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/florence%20and%20the%20machine"><b>Florence + the Machine</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/drake">Drake</a> <i>+12</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/red%20velvet">Red Velvet</a> <i><i>−4</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/twice">TWICE</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/beyonce">Beyoncé</a> <i><i>−14</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/nct%20u">NCT U</a> <i>+4</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/hayley%20kiyoko">Hayley Kiyoko</a> <i><i>−4</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/nct%20dream">NCT Dream</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/camila%20cabello">Camila Cabello</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/loona">LOOΠΔ</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/nicki%20minaj">Nicki Minaj</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/selena%20gomez">Selena Gomez</a> <i>+4</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/one%20direction">One Direction</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/lana%20del%20rey">Lana Del Rey</a> <i><i>−9</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/lil%20peep">Lil Peep</a> <i><i>−13</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/vixx"><b>VIXX</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/ikon">iKON</a> <i>+4</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/lady%20gaga">Lady Gaga</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/demi%20lovato">Demi Lovato</a> <i><i>−10</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/super%20junior">Super Junior</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/bigbang"><b>Big Bang</b></a></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded names weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="6exts:1phIKK7vkjW-g8vMM2EuJg:ZTBkEi2Ko-VpF"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4ff66a5c8856b77c85fc1b06fc7e9f47/tumblr_oooj10o1oy1v5xq3mo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500"/></figure>
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