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So yesterday I hit tennis balls with the big homie and it's like high 87 degrees hot af so we get four games in and take shirts off. We take a quick water break and he turn around for a sec and low key? Homeboy got the above-butt dimples. SOME MEN HAVE ABOVE-BUTT DIMPLES? I AIN'T EEN REMOTELY GAY, BUT STILL...INTERESTING! I WAS STARTLED πŸ˜‚. Like how u gon just slap one of the sexiest little features a woman can have...on a random ass dude? Like could u imagine if 0.0001% of men just randomly had titties? Not like obese dudes at the pool with titties I done seen that I mean like a regular dude with a set of clean, crisp, hairless, bounteous, glistening titties. Shit would be wild! Like u would bring a dude named Bill in for a interview and Sally the head of HR just gon be like "Bill Johnson is coming in at 1 pm, remind your team please BILL IS SPECIAL." And everyone know what that mean. And Bill walk in wearing brooks brothers suit pants and wing tip shoes and brooks brothers jacket but instead of a white dress shirt and tie he just wearing a Nike sports running bra because DUH that's what men do why u think we wear basketball shorts iss to put our shit on display πŸ€—. And Bill in the interview just like "yeah after we got acquired by a private equity firm the culture changed and I wish them well but I'm looking to bring my clients here. Hey let's address the elephant in the room, I have boobs lol. They're fucking nice, too. Wanna suck on em? 😎" Now a group of grown men sucking Bill's titties. They ain't even touching PPs it ain't een gay like that they just taking turns respectfully doing a lil suckysuck. Just a lil bit! U feel me? But nah. Men don't have real titties. But apparently a select few of them got above-butt dimples. Interesting!!! β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“·: Reddit u-luckytattoos): Mochi being a good pup for the vet So yesterday I hit tennis balls with the big homie and it's like high 87 degrees hot af so we get four games in and take shirts off. We take a quick water break and he turn around for a sec and low key? Homeboy got the above-butt dimples. SOME MEN HAVE ABOVE-BUTT DIMPLES? I AIN'T EEN REMOTELY GAY, BUT STILL...INTERESTING! I WAS STARTLED πŸ˜‚. Like how u gon just slap one of the sexiest little features a woman can have...on a random ass dude? Like could u imagine if 0.0001% of men just randomly had titties? Not like obese dudes at the pool with titties I done seen that I mean like a regular dude with a set of clean, crisp, hairless, bounteous, glistening titties. Shit would be wild! Like u would bring a dude named Bill in for a interview and Sally the head of HR just gon be like "Bill Johnson is coming in at 1 pm, remind your team please BILL IS SPECIAL." And everyone know what that mean. And Bill walk in wearing brooks brothers suit pants and wing tip shoes and brooks brothers jacket but instead of a white dress shirt and tie he just wearing a Nike sports running bra because DUH that's what men do why u think we wear basketball shorts iss to put our shit on display πŸ€—. And Bill in the interview just like "yeah after we got acquired by a private equity firm the culture changed and I wish them well but I'm looking to bring my clients here. Hey let's address the elephant in the room, I have boobs lol. They're fucking nice, too. Wanna suck on em? 😎" Now a group of grown men sucking Bill's titties. They ain't even touching PPs it ain't een gay like that they just taking turns respectfully doing a lil suckysuck. Just a lil bit! U feel me? But nah. Men don't have real titties. But apparently a select few of them got above-butt dimples. Interesting!!! β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“·: Reddit u-luckytattoos)
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Every episode of "Legends of Tomorrow" ever.: We have arrived at the time and place, Captain Hunter. THANK You GIDEONW. A PLACE ON EARTH SOME YEAR OUR DATA SUGGESTS THAT THE BAD GUY IS SOMEWHERE IN THIS ERA Fortunately, it appears to be a period with an easily recognizable set of costumes. THANK YOU, GIDEON... THIS IS ALL JUST A CONTRIVED EXCUSE TO PLAY DRESS-UP, THERE HAD BETTER BE BOOZE. NOW, I REALLY MUST STRESS THE FACT THAT WE SHOULD MAKE EVERY EFFORT NOT TO BREAK TIME THAT SOUNDS EASY ENOUGHL WE'LL JUST BLEND IN AND KEEP QUIET HEY, DO YOU SUYS THINK WE SHOULD TRY TO SOLVE A LOCAL PROBLEM2 GO AHEAD. I'M GOING TO PULL A WILL RIKER WITH A RANDOM WOMAN I'LL DO SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU QUESTION MY LOYALTY. SHOULD WE JUST ASSUME THAT WE'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO BREAK TIME? THAT WOULD SEEM TO BE THE MOST LlKELY OUTCOME ONE MINOR CATASTROPHE LATER. BACK ON THE WAVERIDER. DESPITE My EXPLICIT INSTRUCTIONS TO AVOID DOING SO, YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY BROKEN TIME NOW THE BAD GUY HAS A DECISIVE ADVANTAGE, AND THE TIMELINE IS N INCONCEIVABLE JEOPARDY. COULDN'T WE JUST FIX THINGS BY USING OUR TIME MACHINE? NO, THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE BECAU R TIME PUT A SOCK IN IT! I'M SORRY BUT I THINK IT'S HIGH TIME THAT WE DISCUSS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM! THE ARROWVERSE WRITERS CLEARLY DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT SCIENCE OR TECHNOLOGY . . BUT WITH US, IT'S LIKE THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING! LETS BE HONEST WE'RE THE REJECTED SUPERHEROES, COMPLETE WITH A REJECTED DOCTOR WHO COMPANION! AND EVEN IF WE DO GET A GOOD STORY, BARRY ALLEN WILL JUST SCREW IT UP FOR EVERYONE! IF WE'RE TO BE TREATED LIKE THE GOOFIEST SHOW WITH THE LAZIEST WRITING.. 1 SAY WE JUST GO UTTERLY INSANE AND HAVE FUN WITH IT WHATEVER PARODY BY RAMSESTHEPIGEON Every episode of "Legends of Tomorrow" ever.
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