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Anaconda, Fire, and The Worst: able. T% last t ship, she was or fire. A blackened hull sinking beneath the waves We had a deal, Jack contracted you to deliver cargo on my behalf, you chose to liberate it People aren't cargo, mate Andhyou incurred a heavy debt to raise her up again, didn't you? Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl (via) Jack Sparrow just got way cooler. BABE Yo, this is why Norrington said he's the worst pirate I've ever heard of" and then Jack followed it up with, "But you have heard of me." Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right He freed exactly 100 people, that's why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt. VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:Jack Sparrow Just Got Way Cooler

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Energy, Fuck You, and Fucking: I'm All In On This Guy Selling Energy Drinks Filled With Crystal Meth And Gasoline Out Of His Tree Fort Humor, News May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach County Sherift's Office 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West Virginia was arrested on charges of making and selling his homemade energy drinks containing meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how great is this guy)? When police showed up, they found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25 bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained meth Police discovered June's practice after several high school girls had to be hospitalized for internal bleeding after consuming the drinks This is what June had to say about the drinks: They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn't put meth in there." He then back tracked and went with this version Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they'll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you want it to work. And if these little high school bitches want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still buy it, that's on you. I just love everything about Jasper June and his retail business. He read pornos in a foreign language while wearing his diaper, and when police ask about his product, he is adamant that there is no meth in there, only gasoline. And then when forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too lcing on the cake PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's from? Jasper June from Boone County, West Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort. Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special
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Energy, Fuck You, and Fucking: I'm All In On This Guy Selling Energy Drinks Filled With Crystal Meth And Gasoline Out Of His Tree Fort Humor, News May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach County Sherift's Office 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West Virginia was arrested on charges of making and selling his homemade energy drinks containing meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how great is this guy)? When police showed up, they found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25 bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained meth Police discovered June's practice after several high school girls had to be hospitalized for internal bleeding after consuming the drinks This is what June had to say about the drinks: They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn't put meth in there." He then back tracked and went with this version Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they'll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you want it to work. And if these little high school bitches want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still buy it, that's on you. I just love everything about Jasper June and his retail business. He read pornos in a foreign language while wearing his diaper, and when police ask about his product, he is adamant that there is no meth in there, only gasoline. And then when forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too lcing on the cake PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's from? Jasper June from Boone County, West Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort. Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2vsmhNE
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Energy, Fuck You, and Fucking: I'm All In On This Guy Selling Energy Drinks Filled With Crystal Meth And Gasoline Out Of His Tree Fort Humor, News May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach County Sherift's Office 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West Virginia was arrested on charges of making and selling his homemade energy drinks containing meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how great is this guy)? When police showed up, they found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25 bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained meth Police discovered June's practice after several high school girls had to be hospitalized for internal bleeding after consuming the drinks This is what June had to say about the drinks: They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn't put meth in there." He then back tracked and went with this version Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they'll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you want it to work. And if these little high school bitches want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still buy it, that's on you. I just love everything about Jasper June and his retail business. He read pornos in a foreign language while wearing his diaper, and when police ask about his product, he is adamant that there is no meth in there, only gasoline. And then when forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too lcing on the cake PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's from? Jasper June from Boone County, West Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort. Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special
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