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Family, Friends, and Fucking: do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend's parents were hanging around and we were joking and ¡ W:as like "well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff and they didn't laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like "maybe you should get some help, sweetie" like stfu?? help? in this I honestly don't think they get it as a coping mechanism, they think it's a cry for help rather i'd even say it's past just coping and is also now a category of Stuff Kids Got Used To When No One Was Looking; not everyone using that humor is even covering up something bigger, we just stopped thinking along the line, and most parents don't seem My boss opened a door and missed me by inches, he said whoops, almost killed you there!" My result of "Oh, if only. Led to an as the goddamn Addams Family and the Family that lives next door and runs away screaming at the end of the episode I will say that it's interesting because this kind of hurnor is very, very prevalent Which is honestly a place you would expect fatalistic humor to be common and used as a coping method. You're one "oops away from death on the flight deck, one inch to the left and you don't have a head anymone because the jet that just landed now owns it as a wing-tip decoration. So you joke about it because lowkey you're fucking terrified it'll happen, but you're also desensitized to the danger itself because you face it every single day for 12 hours at a time. Anyway so we all know the mindset you adopt in the military because of the danger so to realise that an identical sense of humor has been adopted by normal people should about the amount of stress modem young It was also common in previous generations that had to deal with say, war and economic One of my favorite movies is Singing In The Rain which came in out 1952, right on the tailcoat of two world wars and a looming cold one, and for all it's a cheery happy musical, it's got this really bleak witty humor too, things like call me a cab! "okay, you're a cab! or the scene where Don says he'll be homeless by the next day and Cosmo cheerfully tells him not to be ridiculous.. the bank bailiffs And then quite probably one of my favorite opening lines, where two young girls are watching Lina on screen and one says "She's so refined. I think I'll kill myself Which really resonates with a lot of the things we say now when talking about people we find personally attractive, meaning not only is fatalism not a new trend, but those two girls at the starting sequence of Singing In The Rain are totally there for Lina, not Don So it's almost as if you can use fatalist humor as a sort of social atmosphere barometer. If fatalist humors starts to become Maybe sometimes it will be obvious, like during war times or in potentially dangerous it's less obvious, like the younger generation's views of their future. Either way, from all the comments above, it seems to have somehow emerged as a reliable measure of how things this explains a lot
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Be Like, Doctor, and Fucking: @Dr_Sweets23 House was a weird show. Patients would be rushed the hospital with unexplained fevers and heart problems. And House would come in like "did you check his asshole for toothpicks?" And they'd be like "damn u right." 8/4/18, 1:43 PM 13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes hst3000: libertarirynn: skepticphantom: libertarirynn: melonmemes: Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫 I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit. On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like “theres one place we havnt looked..” and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch. Didn’t he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didn’t get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior 😂 There’s actually an entire episodes that revolves around the consequences of letting him do that sort of stuff because he’s usually right. Cuddy almost lets a suicidally depressed man who’s basically locked into his body go without treatment to drive that in to House. That’s why I said “rarely“. There are some episodes that go for high drama, like the one you mentioned or the one where Wilson’s girlfriend dies. But in most day-to-day episodes he does things no doctor would ever do without being litigated to hell and back. All while Cuddy reprimands him with her tits hanging out, which as we all know is how hospital directors typically dress. Not that I’m complaining, I realize it’s a fictional show that relies on drama and suspension of disbelief to be interesting.
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Butt, Nas, and Nasa: gethporno tumbl. Follow Uranus 'gapes wide open for blasts of hot wind , scientists claimm Uranus 'opens wide' on a daily basis to let in blasts of solar win.. metro.co.uk 5h someone has waited their entire career to use this headline goopy-amethyst Scientist should say something else 鼩infamy-and-plunder Something huge and hard went into Uranus and it got very messy | Metro.. metro.co.uk 2017/12/20> som... 20 Dec 2017 In the distant past, Uranus took an absolute pounding, say researchers, without even cracking a smile My isn't Uranus full of surprises? Researchers. There's something very hard heading towards Uranus, scientists... - Metro metro.co.uk>2017/08/28> ther... 28 Aug 2017 Scientists have long suspected it, but there is something very, very hard near Uranus rains of solid diamonds to be precise. Stanford researchers now believe that huge diamonds - possibly millions of carats - sink towards the core of Uranus. Extremely high pressure squeezes Uranus will be on display to the entire world later this month | Metro News metro.co.uk> 2017/10/03> ura... 3 Oct 2017 It's every schoolboy's favourite planet and this month, millions of people will be staring at Uranus. Uranus will be on display on October 19, as the planet Scientists spot a massive floater hanging around Uranus | Metro News metro.co.uk News> Science 5 Sep 2017 Another week, another mystery found right next to Uranus-as scientists discover that the moon Cressida would actually float in a tub of water NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before | Metro News metro.co.uk 2017/06/19> nas... This guy needs a raise Source:neopetcemetery 138,025 notes choked Im trying not to kinkshame this newspaper, butt theyre making it really hard
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Apparently, Chill, and Reggie: File: 138666223302 (11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) G I | | Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:57:13 UTC-5 No.520558752 So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I'd share > Where l work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night > Was reading up on crows because fuck it, interested > Apparently they're smart as shit > They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated > A wild idea appears > I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work > I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever l can > Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks > Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows > They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my shit >Tree crows throw nuts and try to shit on me all the time (i dodge bird shit like I dodge wrenches now) > Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcd's > I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows > Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe > Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out > I've created a great war between two formerly friendly nations World War Crow comm > I am fueling it with french fries ences Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:58:03 UTC-5 No.520558845 Replies: 22520559326 > Both nations now jockeying for position near my work. > Grass crows try to defend me as the Tree crows fly over me and throw nuts and rocks at me > After a few days of tense defense/offense, all goes calm > I expect the usual squawking and flapping as I walk out, but there's nothing > I walk out from the covered entry way and look up > All across the trees surrounding my > I recognize one of the grass bros in the tree closest to me. (Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm fries) > I hear one squawk as one of the tree bros flies out and drops a rock on my shoulder. > All hell breaks loose > Crows flying all across the sky, and I can hardly see through the clown > No wonder they call it a murder (huehue) building are crows. More than there have ever been before Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:59:05 UTC-5 No.520558960 > I sit and watch as literally 1000-2000 crows charge at each other. > Bloodied bird carcasses falling left and right > Sit in awe of what I've created > Nearly an hour passes and the cloud thins > Only grassbros left > Reggie flies down to the ground and lands beside me > Has big scar across left eye. Gives no fucks > I stand, and all the grassbros look up to me > I march across the street, and into mcd's, leaving the door open for all the crows to follow > Cashiers face > I order 12 XL french fries, and celebrate my grand victory with the grassbros
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