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corgikistan: While vacationing in Florida, meet my new little fren, Twinkie

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A Dream, Ass, and Bad: Every real nigga Watched Cinemax and HBO porn when their mom was asleep on mute with cartoon network on "Last", Guillermo A27 if you never did this and you a guy you a straight bitch( Riley freeman voice). It was around the time we first got cable in my house. I was tired of using a hangar to get reception for disney channel to watch That So Raven. Nah fam before i continue let me clarify that every real nigga watched that show cause raven was thick as fuck and i wanted to see myself in her future tearing it up. This night started when i had a bad dream about getting crossed in ball. Actually it wasnโ€™t a dream because when i woke up i had my ankle brace on. I was fat at the time so i went to the kitchen to eat the twinkles off the top of the fridge. I turn on the tv eating my twinkie when i remember my bro Kev telling me about channel 512. I turned to it and saw my first porno โ€œ Busty Copsโ€˜โ€™. I thought it was boring untill these bitches started fckin the criminals. To be safe U had the last channel on Aqua teen hunger force. I'm sitting there wondering why they not showing no private parts? Deception. Im watching these bitches play in the bath tub when i feel a dark presence behind me. Power levels had me trembling i press last on the remote smoothly when i heard โ€œturn it back guy". it was my grandpa. I thought it was a rhetorical question when this nigga grabbed my neck and said โ€œdo it boy". I felt like a hostage plus he was in the army too so i knew he would have knocked me out the way they do in battlefield. I changed it back. you know i thought he was gonna tear my ass up. Nigga ended up watching it with me. That was the first time we spent quality time together. See there is good that can come out of porn. 2 days later my grandma caught him watching that shit. smh he got hooked and fvcked it up for us. We no longer have HBO.
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Appreciate, Grindr, and Art: Twinkie Daddy non Can we take a moment to appreciate that the Gayby has a Cynthia doll ๐Ÿ˜ (art by: @husbandandhusband)

Can we take a moment to appreciate that the Gayby has a Cynthia doll ๐Ÿ˜ (art by: @husbandandhusband)

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Bad, Cum, and Dank: "Paid $330 a night and it sucked" 0000O Reviewed April 6, 2016 this place was dirty and had an orgre convention on with no warning to other guests. manager is an BAD. I do not recommend. Also they are on priceline for 89 a night. Wouldn't even bother. Manager should be drowned in a swamp Stayed March 2016, traveled on business oo000 Location OOOOO Cleanliness 00000 Service Helpful8 Thank Report General Manager at responded to this review, April 11, 2016 Dear As I told you during our phone call earlier in the week, I am sorry to hear how displeased your guests were with their experience at our hotel. Concerning the other group that was at the swamp while your guests were here, as l explained to you, we are not in a position, and most definitely don't have the right, nor the inclination, to discriminate against anyone guest or any group. As a hotel, we cater to all kinds of travelers and conventions and do not feel it is necessary, to use your word, "warn", anyone as to who is also in-house when booking l picture shrek taking a normal twinkie with normal white filling and mounting it on his cock. Then when he splooges, his thick green splooge slowly pushes up and displaces the white cream. He does this several times per twinkie until the white cream has been completely pushed out the other side. The way he knows hes done with a twinkie-now pay attention because this part is important-he will see some of his own green splooge come out the other side, indicating that the white cream has been completely replaced. He is careful to stop IMMEDIATELY when he sees this so as to not waste any precious green cum splash. When its all ogre he sends the newly distinguished twinkie back to hostess where they plug the holes on either end of the treat and repackage it as a shrek sploogie-now ready for the shelves in stores across the nation! I have to admit that in several of my layers I am offended by this review. I don't want you in my swamp l offer my apologies, but that is not the world we live in and most certainly not how we conduct our business. It does not pain me to see that our business together is likely ogre Sincerely General Manager <p>Hotel guest complains about ogre convention, manager responds. via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2nOrtbO">http://ift.tt/2nOrtbO</a></p>
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