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Church, Fire, and Internet: DISORDERLY Oct. 1 - A group of students playing hide and seek in the Harris Fine Arts Center at 11 p.m. caused a faculty member to call the University Police. The police arrived but were not able to find any of the students. deadmomjokes: owl-librarian: #you just made it a higher stakes game of hide and seek Having gone to this University, and having personally played hide and seek in the Harris Fine Arts Center, I guarantee you that NOBODY finds hiders unless they, too, are familiar with the bowels of the HFAC. Once you get down to the practice-room levels, time stops completely and you could walk up the back stair and end up in 1967. The halls change at least 8 times an hour, there’s no way you’re getting back out the same way you came in. When the lights start going off at 10 the whole bottom 3 floors descend into some subsection of the fey realm. I once hid up on the balcony stage access fire-escape thing of a lower-level theater, and 3 faculty walked by under me and not a one of them noticed the hulking, wheezing asthmatic lurking above them, half dangling off a rickety metal ladder that probably wasn’t supposed to be climbed. A fellow hider friend came and found me, and we sat up there for 30 minutes listening to some distant clicking sound before we realized nobody was actually going to find us. We had no cell service, and no internet to reach anyone. We got lost trying to get back out, and once we resurfaced, everyone else was gone, the building was empty, and we just went home to eat ice cream. Nobody knew where we had disappeared to, and nobody bothered to check if we were there before leaving. For all I know, they just assumed we had been lost to the gaping maw of the HFAC basement and when they saw us at church on Sunday it was probably like they’d seen a ghost. None of us ever mentioned it again. Basically what I’m saying is Campus Police had no hope of finding them in the first place and probably lost an officer or two if they actually conducted a real search, because nobody except Senior art majors or veteran custodians actually knows how to navigate that building and make it out in the same dimension they entered from. Not at 11pm anyway.

deadmomjokes: owl-librarian: #you just made it a higher stakes game of hide and seek Having gone to this University, and having personally p...

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Bored, Confused, and Crush: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to school and it was missing, so l just sat on the floor and read my book until the teacher came in and made them put it back. I realize now they were trying to trick me into go into the boys bathroom, but no one actually told me that's where my desk was, and it didn't occur to me to ask. Looking back I realize they had to make the effort to get to school early to move it, and I feel a tiny bit of regret for not reacting more biggest-gaudiest-patronuses In 3rd grade Richard brought his new lacrosse set in for show in tell. the ball went missing during class time and at the end of the day we all had to check our bookbags to look for it. I only glanced in mine (I just wanted to go home), but that evening I found it at the bottom of my bag. I was so scared of being blamed, I threw it into the neighbor's yard and never told anyone I found out 2 years later that my bully Luke put it there to frame me, and he was stil extremely frustrated I hadn't gotten caught. I'm pretty sure Richard got a new ball feral-renaissance-cat I had a crush on a boy I met in Kindergarten and made NO attempts to hide it because the people on TV were always telling each other when they liked each other. Didn't work as well as I'd hope (i.e. didn't work AT ALL and no boy wanted to hang out with me ever after that), but that's not the point Skip ahead to third grade. We had a new kid who was kind of a jerk. One day he asks me if I have a crush and I'm like, "Yeah, [Crushl And?" Dude turns around and yells to my crush "Hey! She has a crush on you!" My crush just kinda sighs and is like, "Yeah. I know. Everyone knows. Thanks." So this guy was hoping to embarrass me in front of everyone but it completely backfired because I lack the social filter necessary to feel ashamed of my base desires darkhumourandfandoms One time in like kindergerden some kid stole my shoe and instead if reacting I just went the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it He got bored of no reaction and just dropped the shoe but by then I was too committed and continued to walk around barefoot lycant-guy22 Some of yall grew up with a low base stat of "fucks given" biggest-gaudiest-patronuses damn right we did Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
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Alive, Donald Trump, and Fucking: nunyabizni: mitchfynde: libfas: libfas: NYU stages gender-swapped Trump-Clinton debate to prove gender bias. End up realizing they might have been biased against Trump after all. So NYU staged a re-enactment of the debates, with Clinton acted by a man and vice versa. The idea was that it would ‘confirm the suspicion that Trump’s aggression would not be tolerated from a woman’, and that ‘Clinton’s competence would seem even more convincing coming from a man’. It turned out a little different, here are some reactions from the crowd: We heard a lot of “now I understand how this happened”—meaning how Trump won the election.  The simplicity of Trump’s message became easier for people to hear when it was coming from a woman—that was a theme. One person said, “I’m just so struck by how precise Trump’s technique is.”  Someone said that Jonathan Gordon [the male Hillary Clinton] was “really punchable” because of all the smiling.  There was someone who described Brenda King [the female Donald Trump] as his Jewish aunt who would take care of him. Someone else described her as the middle school principal who you don’t like, but you know is doing good things for you.  Source FUCKING LOL I just noticed the Guardian uploaded the video but they unlisted it, meaning only people with the link can see it (pls thank me pls) and it doesn’t show up in searches or suggestions. They basically hid it. Hmm. Why oh why would they do that?…. International Women’s Day? Here’s FEMALE TRUMP! KEEP IT ALIVE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
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Being Alone, Best Friend, and Blowjob: WOMEN REVEAL THE MOST PROMISCUOUS THINGS THEY'VE EVER DONE Stripped on a pool table while three guys watched and stuffed money in my underwear. I'm not a stripper I just did it for fun. I fucked two roommates and they both wanted to keep it a secret from each other. It lasted until they both moved away. A few times, one had left my bed only hours earlier and the other entered. The fun part was how they each lied to the other about where they Had sex on the hood of a Ferrari on the Las Vegas strip- it wasn't my car, or my friend's it was just some random car. Also a LOT of people stopped to watch. I didn't care, I was drunk, young, and on the hood of a Ferrari. One time I had a date with a guy named Jon. After the date he came back to my place, we watched a movie, had some wine, and then we fucked 3 times. About an hour after he left though, I was already horny again and this other guy I was talking to at the time (named John) texted me asking me what I was I ended up having sex with both John and Jon in the same night. Definitely my sluttiest I fooled around with a girl I met at a party When she passed out I proceeded to fuck her boyfriend with her lying right next to us. Had sex in the catacombs in Paris, with two separate guys, 30 minutes between the two. One I'd had about a ten min conversation with, the other l'd not spoken to at all. They're mutual friends so I suspect that if they didn't know then, they do by now One time I showed my boobs for a Panini. I was a Catholic schoolgirl. I blew one of my guy friends in the confessional at the Catholic church next door to our school. It was pitch black dark in that little wooden booth, so after a while we moved and fooled around some more in other areas of the church. Later he told me he felt really guilty about it, but I never did. Going to hell for that Had sex with my friend in the back of his car and ended up with a bunch of hickies. I went to a party with my (recently made) ex boyfriend right after. I hid my neck most of the night so he wouldn't see. When we left we went back to his house and had sex with the lights off and he ended up giving me hickies as well so when we turned on the lights he just thought that all the hickies I whipped out my b next to a bonfire and gave him a blowjob for inm I had a gangbang with three random guys streaming on a live webcam. 12 Met a guy at a bar who was blackout drunk, got to his apartment to find out he lived with his identical twin brother (who was similarly intoxicated). Proceeded to have sex with them at the same time. Not my best moment/probably ruined a family 1 Took a guy home from the bar, start fucking in front of his roommate, roommate joins, they basically fuck the life out of me. Hadn't been fucked like that in over a year. One night stand success. In high school I gave a guy a blowjob outside in the bushes at a college we were visiting for an abstinence talk. We had only known each other for about fifteen minutes beforehand. Had just been dumped by the guy I was seeing. Proceeded to go to a fetish club near my house where I then got absolutely shit faced and brought home two girls and a guy Vaguely remember pouring more drinks, some fun naked times with the girls and then passed out while giving the guy head. Spring Break 2009: Fucked a random guy I Went home with my best friend and these two guys after the bars, halfway through we decided to switch partners. Lost all my self respect and shame that night. I'll have sex with just about any guy who asks politely and doesn't smell. Does that make me a whore? I had sex with my same gender cousin while we were both staying at his parent's house. AND NOW ONE FROM A GUY First time at a strip club, I didn't really want to go. After all my friends found a girl and left a cute little stripper came up to me and asked why I was alone, she took me to the back for a dance. I was pretty drunk when she told me I was allowed to touch her and was instantly hard. She noticed and I told her she was allowed to touch it. I ate her out and fucked her without a condom Got chlamydia Promiscuous things
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Drugs, Facts, and Lawyer: KESHA Sues Dr. Luke SEXUAL ASSAULT AND BATTERY 10/14/20149:17 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF EXCLUSIVE Kesha was sexually, physically, verbally and emotionally abused for 10 years by her producer, Dr. Luke, to the point where she nearly died. According to a new lawsuit obtained by TMZ Kesha claims Dr. Luke was abusive towards her almost from the get-go - when she signed on with him at 18 - and made repeated sexual advances toward her. She claims he would force her to use drugs and alcohol to remove her defenses. In one instance, Kesha claims he forced her to snort something before getting on a plane... and during the trip he forced himself on her while she was drugged. On another occasion, Kesha claims after forcing her to drink with him, Dr. Luke gave her what he called "sober pills." Kesha claims she woke up the following afternoon, naked in Dr. Luke's bed, sore, sick.. Kesha says the alleged abuse led to her eating disorder a story TMZ broke earlier this year. She claims Dr. Luke said, among other things, "You are not that pretty, you are not that talented, you are just lucky to have me." As we reported, she claims he called her "a fat f"ing refrigerator." Kesha also says there was physical abuse ..once she says he attacked her at his Malibu house where he was "violently thrashing his arms at her." She says she escaped and ran barefoot down PCH and hid in the mountains. Kesha is asking a judge to let her out of her contract with Luke. Kesha's lawyer, Mark Geragos, tells TMZ... "This lawsuit is a wholehearted effort by Kesha to regain control of her music career and her personal freedom after suffering for ten years as a victim of mental manipulation, emotional abuse and an instance of sexual assault at the hands of Dr. Luke." Geragos adds, "The facts presented in our lawsuit paint a picture of a man who is controlling and willing to commit horrible acts of abuse in an attempt to intimidate an impressionable, talented, young female artist into submission for his personal gain. Kesha is focused on moving her life and her career beyond this terrible time. We called Dr. Luke's rep. So far, no word back. imnotjailbait: imnotjailbait: Still don’t believe how much of a piece of shit monster Dr. Luke is? #FreeKeshaLuke #StayStrongKesha Don’t ignore this. Realize what a monster Dr. Luke is.
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