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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: yutaan: Inktober #12!  grab your cutest high-waisted shorts and your half-demon boyfriend and go frolic in a meadow, you deserve it

yutaan: Inktober #12!  grab your cutest high-waisted shorts and your half-demon boyfriend and go frolic in a meadow, you deserve it

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Bill Clinton, Bitch, and Driving: l Verizon 5:49 PM 0 * 42% whats-an-egg / safety-offcer-barto Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney's funniest bit" is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it officialqueer The overlooking of "The One Thing You Can't Replace" is a criminal act. jewishdragon LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU DUCKLINGS! bisexualgambit HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES???? kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever safety-officer-barto The responses to this post have been so amazing because it's reminded me, and I'm sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd incendiarysongbird okay, but eighth graders doorstoplord could be a nursery awesomealfry being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi starry-nightengale "Why buy the cow, question mark?" gadgethewolf THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE apartmentofstabs And then. He ordered one black coffee for himself And kept driving spectralbarbhollano LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS silly-slacker-person "We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain" NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT Y'know, how you talk to your grandma? ghettoinuyasha hello? HUSH bakvvas Eat assy buck a dick, and bell druugs mellowstarscape THEREISAHORSE LOOSE INTHE HOSTPITAL Source: safety-officer-barto 82,341 notes > anduinsholydick Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching I’m sorry but there is a Norwegian cruise liner leaving for Martinique and my plan is we both get very dressed up, including hats
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Fashion, Luke Skywalker, and Tumblr: tatooineknights:Luke Skywalker singlehandedly brought high waisted pants back into fashion.

tatooineknights:Luke Skywalker singlehandedly brought high waisted pants back into fashion.

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Beautiful, Cute, and Love: .il Verizon LTE 10:33 PM Swaylor Tift awwww that's so cute I love I love you. you're so cute YOU ARE SO CUTE ZOE IT'S UNFAIR WHAT THE HECK I WASNT EXPECTING THIS also hold UP you are freakin TaLeNtEd and adorable toooo!!! Okay maybe but YOU ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING ON THE EARTH OKAY Don't even with those LIES you in fact are THE MOST prECious and pUre and Real TIFI II Message 0 .il Verizon LTE 10:33 PM Swaylor Tift Don't even with those LIES you in fact are THE MOST prECious and pUre and BeauTIFUL sure sure whatever but YOUR EYEBROWS ARE WORTH MORE THAN LITERAL GOLD AND YOUR ENTIRE SELF IS SO AESTHETICALLY PLEASING SO DON'T EVEN @ ME Read 10:29 PMM YOUR LIL SQUISH NOSE IS PERFECTION AND YOUR CURLS ARE THICC AND YOU ARE EVEN MORE AESTHETIC PLEASING WITH YOUR VAN GOGH PANTS SELF @SAMMIEGRAY Message 0 Verizon LTE 10:35 PM Swaylor Tift ARE EVEN MORE AESTHETIC PLEASING WITH YOUR VAN GOGH PANTS SELF @SAMMIEGRAY you just got @ED BOI THAT'S IT WE ARE SETTLING THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL MA'AM YOU ARE THE CUTEST PATOOTIEST PERSON IN THE FRICKIN UNIVERSE AND I LOVE/RESPECT YOU. YOUR SHORT HAIR IS CUTE, YOUR HIGH WAISTED PANTS ARE CUTE, YOUR CAT IS CUTE YOUR VOICE IS NICE AND SOFT, AND YOUR MOM IS CUTE. OKAY DISCUSSION ENDED Delivered Message 0 <p><a href="https://yellowdaasie.tumblr.com/post/172981136374/me-and-my-friend-are-aggressively-shouting-about" class="tumblr_blog">yellowdaasie</a>:</p><blockquote><p>me and my friend are aggressively shouting about all the things we love about each other.</p></blockquote><p>This is&hellip; truly Wholesome</p>

yellowdaasie:me and my friend are aggressively shouting about all the things we love about each other.This is… truly Wholesome

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