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Bitch, Douchebag, and Fucking: i never realized how much i hate modern art until i took a class in modern art t's so pretentious, like half of the pieces we've looked at have been purportedly commenting on elitism in art and income disparities when the piece itself sold for thousands of dollars to be put in a museum for rich people to look at. you're supposed to look at barren canvases with vague splotches of color and meditate on the nature of life, navelgazing for an hour. bitch I can do that in my own home for free. most of the time the pieces themselves don't require any skill, it's just an asshole with some bright idea thatno one has ever thought of before(which is bullshit, originality is a myth) and the gall to pretend that they re saying something meaningful. A bunch of postmodernists specialize in literal plagiarism but with a different title. wow so edgy. really thought provoking. you sure are making a statement that's care the most egregious example is this bullshit this is an overhead view of a plaza wherein some famous guy was commissioned to design a public art piece for. The brick and nonfunctional fountain was already there. The sculpture? a literal wall of iron bisecting the courtyard. this guy was paid over 100k to design this. Now, this is located in a city, smack dab in the middle of a bunch of office buildings. Workers who had to spend 8 hours a day 5 days a week doing menial desk jobs had to look at this ugly piece of shit. You want to have a nice picnic during lunch break with your work buddies? tough shit. You get tilted arc instead fucko. You can't see from one end of the courtyard to another because some dick thought rebar sheet metal was more important. It also impeded movement between the buildings so that you have to go around this fucking obstacle instead of just fucking walking from one side to the other So yeah, these workers got pissed, because you're making an ugly place even uglier for obscene amounts of money without thinking about the ppl who actually have to look at it every day (who had no say in the design). There have been countless studies done on stress and related health problems in office workers and having to look at ugly as sin shit like this piece of work actually contributes to stress and decreases mental and physical health (as opposed to pretty scenery or When the designer was told what people thought of his masterplece, he threw an absolute shitfit. "art doesn't have to be pretty", he said. "art isn't for the public while it is absolutely true that art doesn't have to be aesthetically pleasing to be meaningful or relevant, putting this fucking monstrosity in a place where people are forced to look at it day in day out, in addition to the ugly buildings and streets and shit that comprises the rest of their lives is just kind of a dick move. Yes, people are painfully aware that life and art and all that shit isn't always pretty, they're the ones who have to live with that fact, not some pompous asshole who thinks he's god's gift to man because he put some metal wall in a And yeah, not all art is for the public. Art can be self- expression or just for your own enjoyment. But if you are being commissioned by the state, paid hundereds of thousands of tax dollars to make a PUBLIC art piece, yeah, it's for the public! saying that other people have no say in what that public art piece looks like, implying that if other people don't like your art that they just Don't Understand True Art TM, is this hugely egotistical self-masturbatory elitism that puts the artist above the working people (when like the whole point of art is supposed to be disrupting this kind of bullshit But that's not even the best part. This fucking douchebag. upon being told that people don't want this metal wall in their courtyard and that they want him to move it, freaks the FUCK out about how he "designed it just for this space and taking it out of its context would destroy it". Which like, yeah context is important when understanding the meaning of a piece. but iterally the only meaning of this piece was "i got paid obscene amounts of money and im gonna use it to make the ugliest thing i can think of literally just because. If you move it out of the context of the plaza it wouldn't be impeding foot traffic or being an eyesore to the workers who are forced to spend thein days there, which is destroying the purpose of the work. So in the end this guy opts to have the piece destroyed rather than moved because he can't stand to have hishigh art removed from its PurposeTM which is to be unpleasant. i dont give a single goddamn fuck about whatever the fuck, if it's causing people stress on top of their already stressful lives just because you thought it would be great to create this atrocity in a place where no one can escape from, you're not advancing anything. you're just So now the space has been converted to a rather plesant little oasis with plants and lots of benches. anyways thats my dissertation on how much i hate contemporary art and find it to lack relevance or meaning to the people it supposedly represents or defends. it takes itself too seriously and imposes arbitrary and hypocritical statements on the nature of art at the expense of any real substance. in the world we live in, pretty things for the sake of being pretty, having stories that are entertaining and engaging and relatable, having fun and feeling good in a world that devalues those things, etc. are far more impactful and radical than anything sitting in a museum created by some millionaire who jacks off to their 'fine art. thanks for coming to my ted talk have a good night #"that just means you're uncultured' i literally give no fucks susan #im not interested in elitism and you can suck a dick 53,922 notes The Elitism of Art
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Beautiful, Cute, and Love: .il Verizon LTE 10:33 PM Swaylor Tift awwww that's so cute I love I love you. you're so cute YOU ARE SO CUTE ZOE IT'S UNFAIR WHAT THE HECK I WASNT EXPECTING THIS also hold UP you are freakin TaLeNtEd and adorable toooo!!! Okay maybe but YOU ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING ON THE EARTH OKAY Don't even with those LIES you in fact are THE MOST prECious and pUre and Real TIFI II Message 0 .il Verizon LTE 10:33 PM Swaylor Tift Don't even with those LIES you in fact are THE MOST prECious and pUre and BeauTIFUL sure sure whatever but YOUR EYEBROWS ARE WORTH MORE THAN LITERAL GOLD AND YOUR ENTIRE SELF IS SO AESTHETICALLY PLEASING SO DON'T EVEN @ ME Read 10:29 PMM YOUR LIL SQUISH NOSE IS PERFECTION AND YOUR CURLS ARE THICC AND YOU ARE EVEN MORE AESTHETIC PLEASING WITH YOUR VAN GOGH PANTS SELF @SAMMIEGRAY Message 0 Verizon LTE 10:35 PM Swaylor Tift ARE EVEN MORE AESTHETIC PLEASING WITH YOUR VAN GOGH PANTS SELF @SAMMIEGRAY you just got @ED BOI THAT'S IT WE ARE SETTLING THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL MA'AM YOU ARE THE CUTEST PATOOTIEST PERSON IN THE FRICKIN UNIVERSE AND I LOVE/RESPECT YOU. YOUR SHORT HAIR IS CUTE, YOUR HIGH WAISTED PANTS ARE CUTE, YOUR CAT IS CUTE YOUR VOICE IS NICE AND SOFT, AND YOUR MOM IS CUTE. OKAY DISCUSSION ENDED Delivered Message 0 <p><a href="https://yellowdaasie.tumblr.com/post/172981136374/me-and-my-friend-are-aggressively-shouting-about" class="tumblr_blog">yellowdaasie</a>:</p><blockquote><p>me and my friend are aggressively shouting about all the things we love about each other.</p></blockquote><p>This is&hellip; truly Wholesome</p>

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Tumblr, Best, and Blog: <p><a href="http://fleurdulys.tumblr.com/post/166875350453/uumans-the-stray-liger" class="tumblr_blog">fleurdulys</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://uumans.tumblr.com/post/114264896210/the-stray-liger-turnthehourglassover" class="tumblr_blog">uumans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-stray-liger.tumblr.com/post/105565509231/turnthehourglassover-intergalacticju" class="tumblr_blog">the-stray-liger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://turnthehourglassover.tumblr.com/post/85684185304/intergalacticju-opticallyaroused-a-painting" class="tumblr_blog">turnthehourglassover</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://intergalacticju.tumblr.com/post/79409859243/opticallyaroused-a-painting-made-from-pieces-of" class="tumblr_blog">intergalacticju</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://opticallyaroused.tumblr.com/post/77191213199/a-painting-made-from-pieces-of-glass" class="tumblr_blog">opticallyaroused</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A Painting Made From Pieces of Glass</p></blockquote> <div><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="348" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69c79d0e7e582b14a562c242d30cb13a/tumblr_inline_n2cmcuaftD1qavvv1.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69c79d0e7e582b14a562c242d30cb13a/tumblr_inline_p8rp65PHdb1rw09tq_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-height="348" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69c79d0e7e582b14a562c242d30cb13a/tumblr_inline_n2cmcuaftD1qavvv1.jpg"/></figure></div> </blockquote> <p>that’s amazing</p> </blockquote> <p>i just realized it’s not just pieces of glass</p> <p>they’re shaped as paper planes</p> <p>the piece can be complete and aesthetically pleasing even when there is no projection this is so good and it makes me so happy</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS IS ALSO SCIENCE. SCIENCE ART. THE BEST KIND OF ART.</p> </blockquote> <p>it kinda annoys me when people post these things and they don’t give credit to the artist. so the artist’s name is <i><b>Rashad Alakbarov </b></i>and he’s from Azerbaijan and he’s done several other pieces using shadows :</p> <figure data-orig-width="900" data-orig-height="500" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/00e3f1a58f59a2a25be6a99f7c84d3a2/tumblr_inline_oyj5dqWIZw1rob40n_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="900" data-orig-height="500"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="1200" data-orig-height="700" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0a01beb0d81b9ece75dc559868e49911/tumblr_inline_oyj5f7ObVL1rob40n_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1200" data-orig-height="700"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="720" data-orig-height="540" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5bf81d670dea23bfdb125bc63788c984/tumblr_inline_oyj5g4c5h41rob40n_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="720" data-orig-height="540"/></figure></blockquote>

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Target, Tumblr, and Waffle House: WAFFLE HOUSE lu meow-the-betelgeusian: i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture

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Beautiful, Drinking, and Frozen: Gaia.com/4biddern -Gaia ARE YOU DRINKING DEAD WATER? Music is 528 DNA by @4biddenknowledge Available Everywhere. Through the 1990’s, Dr. MasaruEmoto performed a series of experiments observing the physical effect of words, prayers, music and environment on the crystalline structure of water. Emoto hired photographers to take pictures of water after being exposed to the different variables and subsequently frozen so that they would form crystalline structures. The results were nothing short of remarkable.. After observing these miraculous results, Dr. Emoto went on to type out different words, both positive and negative in nature, and taped them to containers full of water. The results were that water with negative words written on the container did not produce beautiful crystals. As you can tell, the water stamped with positive words is far more symmetrical and aesthetically pleasing than that stamped with dark, negative phrases. If you are reading this article on this particular website, you probably already knew that positive and negative thinking have a major impact on the surrounding environment. That concept is relatively easy to grasp, but this extremely tangible evidence of it is astounding. If the words and thoughts that come out of us have this effect on water crystals, it’s amazing to think of what kind of effect they have on the people and events that come into our lives. Oh and by the way, the average human body is 60% water. Ponder that one a while… 4Biddenknowledge gaia.com-4bidden
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Animals, Birthday, and Cars: When I didn't read and I was a soldier (terrorist) in the British Army... When I thought that materialism was a worthy pursuit. When I used to think all problems could be solved by a gun or a knife. When I used to want to kill my dad for raping my mum and abusing me. When I used to eat murdered animals... When I used to think women were objects, when I used to think that learning my history was "Too deep" Just before I was in the Army, when I was 15, I was was selling crack and heroin on the block, these times I thought that life had no meaning just sex, money and power... When I used to think that crying was weak so I didn't cry for 12 years... When I used to be scared of having children 👶🏾 When I used to sex any women, from any background as long as they were aesthetically pleasing. When I used to respect people just because they had money. When I experienced massive racism, so I learned how to box and beat up any Europeans who were racist to me. (Now I can just beat them verbally) When I never used to tell anyone how I really feel. When I used to eat junk food, I actually stopped drinking at 17 and didn't drink since. When I was lonely... When I thought I was going die everyday, when I nearly got blown up on my 20th birthday in Iraq. When I thought being a celebrity was a good idea. When I was self destructive. When I was going to kill myself... When I used to drive cars too fast, when I thought that "Making it" in the USA was the highest human achievement. When I was depressed. When I did nothing for my people or culture, when I was a coward. When I saw my friend get murdered in front of me by the park where we used to do callisthenics... Then I changed, I've been working on myself ever since. I am humble enough to never forget where I came from, & know that I don't know that much and honest enough to tell you openly about my life each and every step of the way. I'm different now and still learning chakabars

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Blessed, Definitely, and Doe: SKT 1:04 AM 69% YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/17/16 Hello heavenly blessed beauty whose inner beauty is everlasting and divine Feb 20, 2016, 6:22 AM woahhhh what Feb 26, 2016, 12:43 AM You look exactly like my next girlfriend Feb 26, 2016, 12:59 AM You look exactly like my actual nightmares 00 SKT 1:04 AM 69% Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins / damages an already ugly Message Send GIF 1:05 AM 69% i 0, reminds me of lurch. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY ' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible. <p><a href="http://katemarie999.tumblr.com/post/143335443665/proudblackconservative-im-just-a-reaction" class="tumblr_blog">katemarie999</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/143334075699/im-just-a-reaction-justneckbeardthings-dat" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://im-just-a-reaction.tumblr.com/post/143329971869/justneckbeardthings-dat-bruised-ego-doe-is" class="tumblr_blog">im-just-a-reaction</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justneckbeardthings.tumblr.com/post/139995512609">justneckbeardthings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dat bruised ego doe</p> </blockquote> <p>is this real though? it’s an interesting example of perception. it’s a turbo version of when people say “how could i ever have dated her/him!?”</p> </blockquote> <p>I doubt it’s real because literally nobody on tinder speaks with anywhere near this level of eloquence or correct spelling. “hey bby hows it goin wanna see my dic?” Is how most people lead off.</p></blockquote> <p>Yeah but this kind of thing does happen if you say you’re not interested. Some guys go ballistic, I’ve had it happen to me multiple times. Literally the only time I agree with feminists (and still not the third wave garbage) is when they complain about this because yeah, it’s really annoying and it needs to stop.</p></blockquote> <p>True: some guys at completely inappropriately when rejected.<br/>False: only guys do this.</p><p>And that&rsquo;s what I don&rsquo;t agree with feminists on.</p>

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