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Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but l wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too. So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity. l'm a sentimental man, so l kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I'd occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire. Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now l couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time l could get the FD there. After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While l couldn't understand him, l imagine he said What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first." I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave The Crazy Ass Ex Boyfriend Ghost
Bad, Beautiful, and Birthday: pvrplestettic: siseul1: milwnerd89: mycuddlycorner: 10toesbambino: skyemarie06: morningbreeze123: slincxa: lerrrac: watetygo: tracelia: watter-cat: zebrhazz: payulettee: tiffanyandlovelylife: valopiza: lovely-products: ๐Ÿ˜ WE HAVE THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! ๐Ÿ˜ SALE UP TO 65% DISCOUNT ***USE COUPON CODE: HAPPINESSย FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT*** โ€“ GET THE TOTORO LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE SKY LAMPS HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE โ€“ I WANT THE ASTRONAUT LAMP!!ย ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ I seriously just bought the rose lamp. So bloody excited. Yay!!ย  I WANT THE LAST ONE!!! @stayhereformy need to get you one ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’• It looks amazing! I really recommend. I got one for my birthday and I love it! You can switch between a normal white moon or an orange harvest moon! Someone buy me one please I JUST RECEIVE MINE AND I LOVE IT!!!! ITโ€™S SO BEAUTIFUL ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ i love all of them Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday itโ€™s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange. I want the moon one so bad ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญโคโคโค I need all of these If If anyone wants to make me a Christmas present, I would love the book and the astranaut This looks AWESOME I would love to have one of these in my living room and one in the bedroom I want Definitely getting one this Christmas
Bad, Beautiful, and Birthday: pvrplestettic: siseul1: milwnerd89: mycuddlycorner: 10toesbambino: skyemarie06: morningbreeze123: slincxa: lerrrac: watetygo: tracelia: watter-cat: zebrhazz: payulettee: tiffanyandlovelylife: valopiza: lovely-products: ๐Ÿ˜ WE HAVE THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! ๐Ÿ˜ SALE UP TO 65% DISCOUNT ***USE COUPON CODE: HAPPINESSย FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT*** โ€“ GET THE TOTORO LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE SKY LAMPS HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE โ€“ I WANT THE ASTRONAUT LAMP!!ย ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ I seriously just bought the rose lamp. So bloody excited. Yay!!ย  I WANT THE LAST ONE!!! @stayhereformy need to get you one ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’• It looks amazing! I really recommend. I got one for my birthday and I love it! You can switch between a normal white moon or an orange harvest moon! Someone buy me one please I JUST RECEIVE MINE AND I LOVE IT!!!! ITโ€™S SO BEAUTIFUL ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ i love all of them Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday itโ€™s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange. I want the moon one so bad ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญโคโคโค I need all of these If If anyone wants to make me a Christmas present, I would love the book and the astranaut This looks AWESOME I would love to have one of these in my living room and one in the bedroom I want Definitely getting one this Christmas
Bad, Beard, and Blessed: nOrma1-people-sxare-me A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd be more comfortable and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just-a-phage The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying You can pet me, but don't pick me up!" One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him "did you see the sign? He said "yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don't pet them! Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said "l didn't read it right did 1? And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said "its ok, i know you've got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits" And I still haven't gotten over that interaction. flowernstt I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He's a little thing tbh we call him short and long So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like "hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think it's a good place to start" Ofc I was like "yes he's very friendly!" So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks "can I pick him up?" And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax lI'd never let anything hurt you. He's a good boy." I'll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3, glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like 'ah yes the two least intimidating living things l've seen in Boston all day he'll feel relaxed around them and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy anotherdayforchaosfay My husband had this Dungeons and Dragons group ages ago, and one of the guys was TERRIFIED of cats. The moment he sees one he freezes up and can barely breathe. Said guy is almost seven feet tall and solid wall of muscle Whenever he came over l'd put the cats in the bedroom and chill out with a book because my cats don't like being shut away without one of us One of my cats was pawing at the door and meowing loudly, an indication she REALLY needs to use the litter box. I let her out and decide, hey, I'm hungry and decide to the kitchen. I forgot to shut the bedroom door. Next thing I hear is the group going completely silent. My husband very calmly asks me to come over and help him gather our two cats up. I go over to where the group is and my black cat, Cacoa, is rubbing up against the guy's leg purring, and doing her "let me on your lap meow. The other cat, Jasper, is sitting at the window, chilling out. I go over and pick up Cacoa and tell the big dude she's harmless, loves laps, and would be thrilled if he pet her. Very slowly he touches my cat's face, and she leans right into his hand. He then pets her back and sighs because she's really soft and purring like mad. After a few minutes he asks how to pick her up and if it's okay if she sits on his lap He spent the next six hours spoiling my cat. The next week he showed up with cat treats and toys because he fell in love with the cats. He told me he was doing some research on house cats, and even talked to a vet about them. A couple months later he adopted two cats and was as thrilled and excited as a new parent. ruffboijuliaburnsides Oh no a new one!!! jack-the-lion Blessed post. anaalihelmisimpukka I used to work at this stable for icelandic horses and every now and then this man would turn up by the field to just watch the horses. One time I walked by him as I was going to get the horses inside, and he went "I always wanted to learn how to ride but I'm afraid of horses because they're so huge. If I could ride ponies like this, maybe I'd dare but now I'm too big and heavy for them." You should have seen his face when I told them that actually they're not ponies, just small horses and they could totally carry him. His face just lit up. Next thing I'm helping him to get on back. Today he knows how to ride Source:nOrma1-people-sxare-me 935,955 notes A classic collection of feel good stories (with new additions)
Fucking, Funny, and Gg: DURING SEX, IT'S PERFECTLY OKAY TO ASK TO STOP AT ANY TIME YOU CAN ASK AS MANY QUESTIONS AS YOU WANT! LAUGHING CAN BE OKAY! SEX CAN BE FUNNY SOME TIMES! If you ain't seeing this on my Tumblr, this comic has been reposted without my consent! PATREON.com/peachfuzzcomics heytherepeaches tweet_fuzz basement-prussia: 15cocopuffs: peachfuzzcomics: PeachFuzz #176: Sensual Reminders Iโ€™m all about this sexual positivity and creating a safe environment in the bedroom.ย  Support the strip/my transition earn rewards: https://www.patreon.com/peachfuzzcomics TWITTER - INSTAGRAM - TWITCH - DISCORD it would be a real buzz kill to stop your partner right in the middle of it tho, if you cant handle it all the way at least help them to finish off as well, you should be nice and care for their needs as well as yours right? c: No. If somebody wants to stop and you continue or pull shit like โ€œwhat about my needs? I want to finishโ€ then you are in fact ๐ŸŒธA COMPLETE SACK OF SHIT. YOUR WANTS DO NOT OUTWEIGH YOUR PARTNERS SAFETY OR COMFORT YOU FUCKING MORON ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผIT๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ IS๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ NOT๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ SELFISH๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ TO ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผSAY ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผNO๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒนIF YOUR PARTNER CARES MORE ABOUT GETTING OFF THAN YOUR SAFTEY OR COMFORT LEAVE THEM๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’ซSTOPPING SEX IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BUZZKILL BECAUSE THEREโ€™S A REASON WHY THEY WANT TO STOP AND THAT REASON NEEDS TO BE ADRESSED๐Ÿ’ซ๐ŸŒŸA PERSON HAS EVERY RIGHT TO SAY NO YOU WASTE OF ATOMIC MATTER.๐ŸŒŸTHIS HAS BEEN A FUCKING PSA
Af, Blessed, and Emoji: The best surprise passenger you can have next to you on a flight @DrSmashlove Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: ๐Ÿค—. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? Thatโ€™s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents ๐Ÿค—. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yardโ€™s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ainโ€™t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold ๐Ÿง. Every skretch mark ๐Ÿง. Every lil cellulite dot ๐Ÿง. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthyโ€™s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom ๐Ÿง. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like โ€œyum, sweet as sugar cane ๐Ÿ˜.โ€ Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: โ€œSeventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purรฉe of mango; heavy whipping cream.โ€ U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani ๐Ÿ—. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses ๐Ÿง. Unc...U da real MVP ๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: ๐Ÿค—. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashingto...