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Advice, Af, and Bad: hm...buns @coolthottie college really be on some other shit "..and it has to be a minimum of 20 pages." You'll be writing a paper this semester" ft @coolthottie/jadasy ruby-white-rabbit: freddieandersen: inkskinned: HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different): first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare’s dick is when you’re talking to your friends, that’s a good topic. don’t choose something u don’t care about, you will Want To Die “okay but the only topics are ones i don’t care about” talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you’re like “here’s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead” they’re like “sure lmao i just couldn’t think of other paper topics to suggest” “they said no” cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about “what motivates me? uh food” and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me) the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers do know you rushed it, we just Don’t Care bc We’re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually take the time to do it. this is the actual version of “you’re not in hs anymore” DONT lie to yourself and think “it’s fine i’ll do it in one day” you will !! Regret it!!!!  “raquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe i’m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.” same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you don’t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you don’t have to worry you’re fucking it all up. when it’s 15 minutes every day (even if it’s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better. ask the teacher what timeline they’d recommend. they actually Know. always ask if it’s informal or formal (if you can use “I” statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so much easier and trust me if you find out on the day it’s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before it’s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you can’t procrastinate!!  agendas/planners need to be what actually works for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off lists. it’s like… a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and “touch” at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying i’m sure it’s someone’s idea of a rush. there’s so many “how to” documents on these that i won’t get into it but frankly?? if you don’t write it down you will not remember it. “yes i will” no you won’t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good. my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn’t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg. nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification.  meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like “lady macbeth is a feminist ICON” then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you’re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it if you just write the outline like you’re keeping notes to yourself you’d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it’s easier to translate “this is why bees are the #bomb” into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech. “The above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.” keep track of your sources + label them. don’t just write “(SOURCE)” instead if you’re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then “Find+replace” w/the actual source. integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don’t do this but if you’re running late on it and don’t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can “use any” word you want (56). so yeah “there is” a moral question about it but you “can” make up quotes (79, 90). don’t “actually” do this unless you’re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn’t be, bc u managed ur time, right? running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you’re like “it needs 2 more hours” okay. but if you’re like “this is……… not started” email the teacher. they’ll be so much more receptive the earlier you do this in the process. it looks like “i’m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i’m worried i won’t” instead of “i started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension”. please also just… be honest?  “my teacher won’t accept late work!” they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like “lmao she’s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her” “no he really doesn’t, he doesn’t care” you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should if it’s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn’t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean. “no!!! raquel you’re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn’t take late work!!!!!!!!!”  okay. yeah that’s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you’re struggling with? is it that your can’t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don’t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis.  “i don’t even have that!!” did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something even if it’s “this is bad.” you can use that. use why you didn’t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with.  “i don’t have enough sources!!!” go to wikipedia’s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there.  “how the fuck do i analyze this”. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want. i’ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words “my dear”. i talked about the possessive “my” and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph. “i did all that and it’s still 3 pages too short” quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer “what does this mean moving forwards” most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with “here’s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations”, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don’t do that. worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally clean. frankly i’ve only done this once and it was terrifying make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit. “raquel….. i can’t look at it anymore”. you’re not looking @ it, you’re discovering you wrote “breath” not “breathe” and u need to change it tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas ask about extra credit and do it tbh good luck…. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be. do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that’s my personal form of useless perfectionism. like, you can tell your friend all about what you’re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight? make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages) credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it’s due? TURN IT IN. It’s better than a zero if the teacher won’t work with you on an extension or late work
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Life, Movies, and Soldiers: hotdadcalendar I literally can't get myself to sit through movies that don't have women. I'm like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye elfman98 Even if it's historically accurate? marzipanandminutiae as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990 ranger-truth All the notes of "women weren't on old time battlefields" are wrong. There were more prostitutes and merchant women than there were soldiers in most every encampment. They followed the armies, marching alongside them, and notably ran the camps. Many more women dressed as men to fight. Long before female nurses were officially considered to be a part of the military, they were already on the battlefield They merely didn't get written into official reports because they were "invisible women", "not supposed to be there" Usually they would be local women running a makeshift care center out of their homes. Movies involving ancient societies? Guess how many had female fighters? Spies? Mostly female. Yeah, only the men were caught, usually (because nobody suspected the servant woman), but historians believe most cases had more women spies than men. Most cases meaning across time and continents. karadin Note, in most films, tv productions, even commercials, women only comprise 17% of the people in a crowd scene, any more and viewers think 'there are too many women' to be realistic - even when in real life, women are just over half the population WOMEN WERE INVENTED IN 1990
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Vietnam, Vietnam War, and War: Historically accurate reenactment of the Vietnam War (1970)

Historically accurate reenactment of the Vietnam War (1970)

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Books, Bored, and Call Me Maybe: Medieval Village and Bored Assholes uck stome some background: I work weekends at a small medieval village about an hour outside of town. We're not hugely popular, but we always have at least 30-50 people in the village, and it's always* the same types of people: the enthusiastic little kids in costumes, the high teenagers, the adult cosplayers the newlyweds, and the lonely bored men who want nothing more than the rush of catching you on something historically inaccurate. T play the scribe and run the bookshop, because l can do calligraphy and I know some Latin. it's primarily a store though, and people are supposed to buy books or calligraphy commissions. Mostlye just want me to write their name fancy. It's pretty straightforward But one day this guy comes wandering in with this sneer and I just know he's gonna be a dick. give him my usual scripted welcome, and out of the gate he asks how it's historically accurate for the town scribe to be a woman I have an answer prepared, saying something about my father keeping the ledgers and never having a son, so he taught me my letters and sent me to the local priest to learn my Latin. He asks a handful more uncomfortable obnoxious questions and all I can think is T'm on minimum wage to the cent, I'm stuffed into a starched frock, and l'm clearly just a local teenager" but l keep smiling and tolerating it.T answer all of his questions correctly until bored asshole (BA): "So if you learned your Latin from a priest I'm sure you can say an authentic medieval latin prayer for me now?" and I kinda freeze, because l'm Jewish and don't know any Christian prayers at all, and the only Latin I can remember was from a class project where we translated pop songs into various languages me: "eho te convenivi tamquam et hic furor est sed hic numerus meus est ita invoca me fortasse" BA is finally shut up and satisfies and leaves (without buying anything) and content not knowing that the blessing was the chorus of Call Me Maybe The most heartfelt prayer in any language
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Beautiful, College, and Disney: These Shocking Drawings Push Our Favorite Characters Into Dangerous Territory galleryroulette.com <p><a href="https://trilllizard420.tumblr.com/post/164680039033/connard-cynique-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard420</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://connard-cynique.tumblr.com/post/164678993329/the-real-todd-howard-belfastbullshit" class="tumblr_blog">connard-cynique</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/164678750339/belfastbullshit-libertarirynn-this-is-some" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://belfastbullshit.tumblr.com/post/164678606062/libertarirynn-this-is-some-deviantart" class="tumblr_blog">belfastbullshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/164678356134" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="440" data-orig-height="330" data-tumblr-attribution="caffeinumplayer1:k2ddBNrjXJoKKyOMSGXlnQ:ZBNSdq21s5DhY" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e4b383110e5a9a400f1e49d451ae3a86/tumblr_o2n5xdFVar1sgfcxuo1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e4b383110e5a9a400f1e49d451ae3a86/tumblr_inline_ovcu2vo8KE1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-width="440" data-orig-height="330" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e4b383110e5a9a400f1e49d451ae3a86/tumblr_o2n5xdFVar1sgfcxuo1_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This is some deviantart bullshit</p> </blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mF406VRNJNpZHrD3aIN4l4A">@connard-cynique</a> </blockquote> <h2> <b>NEXT UP ON BUZZFEED: </b><br/></h2> <h2>FEMINIST ARTIST EMPOWERS OVERWATCH FEMALE CHARACTERS  BY MAKING THEM EAT THE PATRIARCHY</h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1145" data-orig-width="1497"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/62eb0985278fab3b57cd17c12d33aac8/tumblr_inline_ovcv0ky65f1qdvnh9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1145" data-orig-width="1497"/></figure></blockquote> <p>WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP MISTAKING FETISH ART FOR POLITICAL SHIT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY</p></blockquote> <blockquote> These drawings of cartoon characters have been made dangerously obese, but is there a message behind the madness? Disney princesses and female heroines are a favorite for online artists to get creative with. Whether it is dressing them in historically accurate garb, gender swapping them or sending them to college, these creations normally get a positive response, but this artist might have taken things too far. George Lopera, a 20-year-old computing student from Spain, has hyper-inflated Disney princesses and iconic female video game characters until they are dangerously obese. Lopera, who also creates morphs of female celebrities packing extra weight, explains on his Deviantart profile that: &ldquo;I love create morphs of a normal woman to a big sized woman, they&rsquo;re beautiful too. Some people like it, and others hate it.&rdquo;</blockquote> Oh stop pretending it&rsquo;s that deep, dude. You draw inflation fetish art.
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Advice, America, and Tumblr: 1.6% Only 1.6% of US Citizens owned slaves in 1860, when slavery was at its PEAK So you can stop basing your hate for the white race, on the actions of a mere 1.6%. source: US Government Census, 1860 <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sjw-illogical-bullshit.tumblr.com/post/144343465712">sjw-illogical-bullshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tabbitcha.tumblr.com/post/125782147806">tabbitcha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ximbatmanshhh.tumblr.com/post/125774823842">ximbatmanshhh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wedontneedsocialjusticewarriors.tumblr.com/post/125774429695">wedontneedsocialjusticewarriors</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ima-fuckingt4ble.tumblr.com/post/125753005956">ima-fuckingt4ble</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pryathis.tumblr.com/post/125745651455">pryathis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tradnetwork.tumblr.com/post/125744921977">tradnetwork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swaggerernationalsocialist.tumblr.com/post/125665415429">swaggerernationalsocialist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obamadawn.tumblr.com/post/125438560781">obamadawn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>98% of white people did not own slaves–move along</p> </blockquote> <p>And I’d be willing to bet that 1.6% is too high a number considering plenty of blacks, native americans, and other non-whites owned slaves too.</p> </blockquote> <p>The arab-african slave trade had more white slaves from eastern Europe than all Africans sold to Americans by African slave traders.</p> </blockquote> <p>Not to mention the majority of the “white” families in america were still in europe when slavery was prevalent.</p> </blockquote> <p>Interesting</p> </blockquote> <p>I knew most people didn’t own slaves but… 1.6%? That’s quite a small number to judge every single white person with.</p> <p>-mod JA</p> </blockquote> <p>Featuring: A historically accurate post that won’t get notes because it doesn’t support the narrative that it is acceptable to hate white people for slavery.</p> </blockquote> <p>I actually didn’t know that. </p> <p>Also, it was touched upon, but not all slave owners were white. <br/>American =/= white. </p> </blockquote> <p>As a matter of fact, there are currently more slaves in the world than there ever were in history! It really doesn’t take much digging, there are countless articles on this. <a href="http://www.alternet.org/civil-liberties/there-are-more-slaves-today-any-time-human-history">This </a>is the first one that popped up, but since there are so many i just advice you to search for ‘more slaves now than ever’ because there’s no way i’m going to be able to list them all.</p> <p>-Mod Gemini</p> </blockquote> <p>Slave owning was largely for the well-to-do. Some of the more middle-class may have had one or two house servants but the Hollywood depiction of hundreds of slaves working the fields is pretty much strictly wealthy plantation owners, of which there were not many. They were greatly outnumbered by poor whites.</p>
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