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Comfortable, T-Mobile, and Appreciate: l T-Mobile Wi-Fi 11:19 PM 40% Ande Wall @AndeWall 18h Replying to @zackfox I've been divorced twice, l'm comfortable being around dudes that don't like me or tailor anything to me in any way 35 55 1,940 Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh.... 16h Bro its valentine day u good sis? 272 Ande Wall @AndeWall 16h I am, appreciate you asking, you good? O147u Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh.... 16h 284 Ande Wall @AndeWall 15h Damn. What's up? 104 Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh... 14h v Girl, these valentines days just be hard sometimes 2 3 2161 Ande Wall @AndeWall 14h My son and I have a long standing tradition where we go to a restaurant, send *one* glass of champagne over to a couple and watch the confusion unfold about who it's for and where it came from. Maybe try that and see if it cheers you up 7 19 692 Tweet your reply Don’t let anything keep you down😘 via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2tmUGvA

Comfortable, T-Mobile, and Appreciate: l T-Mobile Wi-Fi
11:19 PM
40%
Ande Wall @AndeWall 18h
Replying to @zackfox
I've been divorced twice, l'm comfortable
being around dudes that don't like me or
tailor anything to me in any way
35 55 1,940
Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh.... 16h
Bro its valentine day u good sis?
272
Ande Wall @AndeWall 16h
I am, appreciate you asking, you good?
O147u
Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh.... 16h
284
Ande Wall @AndeWall 15h
Damn. What's up?
104
Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh... 14h v
Girl, these valentines days just be hard
sometimes
2
3
2161
Ande Wall @AndeWall 14h
My son and I have a long standing
tradition where we go to a restaurant,
send *one* glass of champagne over to a
couple and watch the confusion unfold
about who it's for and where it came
from. Maybe try that and see if it cheers
you up
7
19 692
Tweet your reply
Don’t let anything keep you down😘 via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2tmUGvA

Comfortable, T-Mobile, and Appreciate: l T-Mobile Wi-Fi
11:19 PM
40%
Ande Wall @AndeWall 18h
Replying to @zackfox
I've been divorced twice, l'm comfortable
being around dudes that don't like me or
tailor anything to me in any way
35 55 1,940
Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh.... 16h
Bro its valentine day u good sis?
272
Ande Wall @AndeWall 16h
I am, appreciate you asking, you good?
O147u
Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh.... 16h
284
Ande Wall @AndeWall 15h
Damn. What's up?
104
Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh... 14h v
Girl, these valentines days just be hard
sometimes
2
3
2161
Ande Wall @AndeWall 14h
My son and I have a long standing
tradition where we go to a restaurant,
send *one* glass of champagne over to a
couple and watch the confusion unfold
about who it's for and where it came
from. Maybe try that and see if it cheers
you up
7
19 692
Tweet your reply
Don’t let anything keep you down😘 via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2tmUGvA

Don’t let anything keep you down😘 via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2tmUGvA

Comfortable, T-Mobile, and Appreciate: l T-Mobile Wi-Fi 11:19 PM 40% Ande Wall @AndeWall 18h Replying to @zackfox I've been divorced twice, l'm comfortable being around dudes that don't like me or tailor anything to me in any way 35 55 1,940 Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh.... 16h Bro its valentine day u good sis? 272 Ande Wall @AndeWall 16h I am, appreciate you asking, you good? O147u Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh.... 16h 284 Ande Wall @AndeWall 15h Damn. What's up? 104 Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh... 14h v Girl, these valentines days just be hard sometimes 2 3 2161 Ande Wall @AndeWall 14h My son and I have a long standing tradition where we go to a restaurant, send *one* glass of champagne over to a couple and watch the confusion unfold about who it's for and where it came from. Maybe try that and see if it cheers you up 7 19 692 Tweet your reply Don’t let anything keep you down😘

Comfortable, T-Mobile, and Appreciate: l T-Mobile Wi-Fi
11:19 PM
40%
Ande Wall @AndeWall 18h
Replying to @zackfox
I've been divorced twice, l'm comfortable
being around dudes that don't like me or
tailor anything to me in any way
35 55 1,940
Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh.... 16h
Bro its valentine day u good sis?
272
Ande Wall @AndeWall 16h
I am, appreciate you asking, you good?
O147u
Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh.... 16h
284
Ande Wall @AndeWall 15h
Damn. What's up?
104
Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh... 14h v
Girl, these valentines days just be hard
sometimes
2
3
2161
Ande Wall @AndeWall 14h
My son and I have a long standing
tradition where we go to a restaurant,
send *one* glass of champagne over to a
couple and watch the confusion unfold
about who it's for and where it came
from. Maybe try that and see if it cheers
you up
7
19 692
Tweet your reply
Don’t let anything keep you down😘

Comfortable, T-Mobile, and Appreciate: l T-Mobile Wi-Fi
11:19 PM
40%
Ande Wall @AndeWall 18h
Replying to @zackfox
I've been divorced twice, l'm comfortable
being around dudes that don't like me or
tailor anything to me in any way
35 55 1,940
Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh.... 16h
Bro its valentine day u good sis?
272
Ande Wall @AndeWall 16h
I am, appreciate you asking, you good?
O147u
Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh.... 16h
284
Ande Wall @AndeWall 15h
Damn. What's up?
104
Clay, Weatherlight Captian @jh... 14h v
Girl, these valentines days just be hard
sometimes
2
3
2161
Ande Wall @AndeWall 14h
My son and I have a long standing
tradition where we go to a restaurant,
send *one* glass of champagne over to a
couple and watch the confusion unfold
about who it's for and where it came
from. Maybe try that and see if it cheers
you up
7
19 692
Tweet your reply
Don’t let anything keep you down😘

Don’t let anything keep you down😘

Life, Wow, and Work: maskulla @MakVest I work at a bank and this lady came in with a $150,000 check and to make conversation I was like "oh wow l wish l had one of these" then she deadass was like "it's a life insurance check.I would rather have the person." Well that’s awkward.. 😩 https://t.co/X3bhEk5odA

Life, Wow, and Work: maskulla
@MakVest
I work at a bank and this lady came in
with a $150,000 check and to make
conversation I was like "oh wow l wish l
had one of these" then she deadass
was like "it's a life insurance check.I
would rather have the person."
Well that’s awkward.. 😩 https://t.co/X3bhEk5odA

Life, Wow, and Work: maskulla
@MakVest
I work at a bank and this lady came in
with a $150,000 check and to make
conversation I was like "oh wow l wish l
had one of these" then she deadass
was like "it's a life insurance check.I
would rather have the person."
Well that’s awkward.. 😩 https://t.co/X3bhEk5odA

Well that’s awkward.. 😩 https://t.co/X3bhEk5odA

Crying, Run, and Saw: The sign of a good relationship. Elaine Brown 9 @ElaineeGrace I hid under the bed to scare my boyfriend while he was in the bathroom and when he came out he saw I was gone and I watched him get all excited and run in the closet to wait and scare me. I was sitting under my bed crying laughing. awesomacious: Wholesome couple

Crying, Run, and Saw: The sign of a good relationship.
Elaine Brown 9
@ElaineeGrace
I hid under the bed to scare my
boyfriend while he was in the bathroom
and when he came out he saw I was
gone and I watched him get all excited
and run in the closet to wait and scare
me. I was sitting under my bed crying
laughing.
awesomacious:

Wholesome couple

Crying, Run, and Saw: The sign of a good relationship.
Elaine Brown 9
@ElaineeGrace
I hid under the bed to scare my
boyfriend while he was in the bathroom
and when he came out he saw I was
gone and I watched him get all excited
and run in the closet to wait and scare
me. I was sitting under my bed crying
laughing.
awesomacious:

Wholesome couple

awesomacious: Wholesome couple

God, Ignorant, and Love: HE WO MAN FE MALE HU MAN PER SON visual-poetry »swofehuperx by richard tipping (+) [vial mitosisisyourtosis men fabricated the idea that they are the default sex to compensate for their biological inferiority and general superfluousness this is not just the natural order this is the language of a patriarchal culture rhysiare Omg no, you are wrong on so many levels and as a linguist this makes me ache something terrible. In my linguistics dass in undergrad, we actually made fun of people who think like you along these lines and for good reason, because you are wholly ignorant and are choosing to spin narratives about things and fields which you know completely nothing about yet pretend you do. 1 She: This word evolved naturally from Old English from seo/heo which were just words to refer to feminine-female people evolving from Proto- Germanic words meaning that/there. He as a word evolved from the same ideas but Proto-Germanic words for thishere, Your idea of patriarchal language further falls apart when you compare this part of English to other Germanic languages, of which English is related, the words in German for he and she are 'er and sie", completely unrelated So it is by clear happenstance, not some patriarchal conspiracy that the words he and "she in English have similar form. 2. Woman: Oh god this one always gets my goat when people go for this one. Man did not used to mean "male", man used to mean humanity/human being, the old words in Old English for male adult person and female adult person were werman and wifman respectively, we can see this relation in words like werewolf and wife as being the remnants of the base "wer- and the base wif-. Woman evolved phonologically from the word wifman by natural processes where the 'f sound dropped and the became lax. Man dropped its wer stem for reasons mostly unknown but I can guarantee have nothing to do with patriarchy because phonological change has no basis in that. 3. Female: Male and Female actually come etymologically from two completely different words. Male comes from Old French masle which meant masculine, while Female came from Old French as well femella which meant young woman. This is another case, just like he and she where the words coincidentally ended up looking similar without having any direct correlation in historical linguistic processes to make them as such 4 Hman: This word etymologically derives from Proto-Indo- European "ghomon which means earthly being as opposed to heavenly being which would refer to gods. You have some small glimmer of hope here in that the word does eventually branch off into the word for man in some languages but this is still too small of a precedent to base any conspiratorial thinking like you are doing off of 5. Person: This one offends me the most, simply because I love the fuck out of Etruscan language and your continued ignorance just irks me at this point. Person derives from persona from Latin which meant the same meaning, which ultimately derived from phersu Etruscan for mask as Etruscans would often have theatre performers use masks to give identity to the performers. So never once did "person have any meaning to do with son So yes, this IS the natural order or language. Please never proselytise your faulty ideology and misandrist thinking within speaking about word origins and morphology again, as unless you actually do fact checking I will school the everloving hell out of you, stay in vour lane. Swofehuper He Man Male Manson

God, Ignorant, and Love: HE
WO MAN
FE MALE
HU MAN
PER SON
visual-poetry
»swofehuperx by richard tipping (+)
[vial
mitosisisyourtosis
men fabricated the idea that they are the default sex to compensate for their
biological inferiority and general superfluousness
this is not just the natural order this is the language of a patriarchal culture
rhysiare
Omg no, you are wrong on so many levels and as a linguist this makes me
ache something terrible. In my linguistics dass in undergrad, we actually made
fun of people who think like you along these lines and for good reason,
because you are wholly ignorant and are choosing to spin narratives about
things and fields which you know completely nothing about yet pretend you do.
1 She: This word evolved naturally from Old English from seo/heo which
were just words to refer to feminine-female people evolving from Proto-
Germanic words meaning that/there. He as a word evolved from the
same ideas but Proto-Germanic words for thishere, Your idea of
patriarchal language further falls apart when you compare this part of
English to other Germanic languages, of which English is related, the
words in German for he and she are 'er and sie", completely unrelated
So it is by clear happenstance, not some patriarchal conspiracy that the
words he and "she in English have similar form.
2. Woman: Oh god this one always gets my goat when people go for this
one. Man did not used to mean "male", man used to
mean humanity/human being, the old words in Old English for male
adult person and female adult person were werman and wifman
respectively, we can see this relation in words like werewolf and wife as
being the remnants of the base "wer- and the base wif-. Woman
evolved phonologically from the word wifman by natural processes
where the 'f sound dropped and the became lax. Man dropped
its wer stem for reasons mostly unknown but I can guarantee have
nothing to do with patriarchy because phonological change has no
basis in that.
3. Female: Male and Female actually come etymologically from two
completely different words. Male comes from Old French masle which
meant masculine, while Female came from Old French as well femella
which meant young woman. This is another case, just like he and she
where the words coincidentally ended up looking similar without having
any direct correlation in historical linguistic processes to make them as
such
4 Hman: This word etymologically derives from Proto-Indo-
European "ghomon which means earthly being as opposed to heavenly
being which would refer to gods. You have some small glimmer of hope
here in that the word does eventually branch off into the word for man
in some languages but this is still too small of a precedent to base any
conspiratorial thinking like you are doing off of
5. Person: This one offends me the most, simply because I love the fuck
out of Etruscan language and your continued ignorance just irks me at
this point. Person derives from persona from Latin which meant the
same meaning, which ultimately derived from phersu Etruscan
for mask as Etruscans would often have theatre performers use masks
to give identity to the performers. So never once did "person have any
meaning to do with son So yes, this IS the natural order or language.
Please never proselytise your faulty ideology and misandrist thinking within
speaking about word origins and morphology again, as unless you actually do
fact checking I will school the everloving hell out of you, stay in vour lane.
Swofehuper He Man Male Manson

God, Ignorant, and Love: HE
WO MAN
FE MALE
HU MAN
PER SON
visual-poetry
»swofehuperx by richard tipping (+)
[vial
mitosisisyourtosis
men fabricated the idea that they are the default sex to compensate for their
biological inferiority and general superfluousness
this is not just the natural order this is the language of a patriarchal culture
rhysiare
Omg no, you are wrong on so many levels and as a linguist this makes me
ache something terrible. In my linguistics dass in undergrad, we actually made
fun of people who think like you along these lines and for good reason,
because you are wholly ignorant and are choosing to spin narratives about
things and fields which you know completely nothing about yet pretend you do.
1 She: This word evolved naturally from Old English from seo/heo which
were just words to refer to feminine-female people evolving from Proto-
Germanic words meaning that/there. He as a word evolved from the
same ideas but Proto-Germanic words for thishere, Your idea of
patriarchal language further falls apart when you compare this part of
English to other Germanic languages, of which English is related, the
words in German for he and she are 'er and sie", completely unrelated
So it is by clear happenstance, not some patriarchal conspiracy that the
words he and "she in English have similar form.
2. Woman: Oh god this one always gets my goat when people go for this
one. Man did not used to mean "male", man used to
mean humanity/human being, the old words in Old English for male
adult person and female adult person were werman and wifman
respectively, we can see this relation in words like werewolf and wife as
being the remnants of the base "wer- and the base wif-. Woman
evolved phonologically from the word wifman by natural processes
where the 'f sound dropped and the became lax. Man dropped
its wer stem for reasons mostly unknown but I can guarantee have
nothing to do with patriarchy because phonological change has no
basis in that.
3. Female: Male and Female actually come etymologically from two
completely different words. Male comes from Old French masle which
meant masculine, while Female came from Old French as well femella
which meant young woman. This is another case, just like he and she
where the words coincidentally ended up looking similar without having
any direct correlation in historical linguistic processes to make them as
such
4 Hman: This word etymologically derives from Proto-Indo-
European "ghomon which means earthly being as opposed to heavenly
being which would refer to gods. You have some small glimmer of hope
here in that the word does eventually branch off into the word for man
in some languages but this is still too small of a precedent to base any
conspiratorial thinking like you are doing off of
5. Person: This one offends me the most, simply because I love the fuck
out of Etruscan language and your continued ignorance just irks me at
this point. Person derives from persona from Latin which meant the
same meaning, which ultimately derived from phersu Etruscan
for mask as Etruscans would often have theatre performers use masks
to give identity to the performers. So never once did "person have any
meaning to do with son So yes, this IS the natural order or language.
Please never proselytise your faulty ideology and misandrist thinking within
speaking about word origins and morphology again, as unless you actually do
fact checking I will school the everloving hell out of you, stay in vour lane.
Swofehuper He Man Male Manson

Target, Tumblr, and Animal: Jean-Claude Van Racoon l"chained" him down while I went back inside to get my jacket. Came back out to a very good boy The creation of Dog PROTEC SUPPOR CUSHIO S WARN EA RES Buying Japanese "shoji" doors was not a good idea animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Target, Tumblr, and Animal: Jean-Claude Van Racoon

l"chained" him down while I went back
inside to get my jacket. Came back out to
a very good boy

The creation of Dog
PROTEC
SUPPOR
CUSHIO
S WARN
EA RES

Buying Japanese "shoji" doors was not
a good idea
animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Target, Tumblr, and Animal: Jean-Claude Van Racoon

l"chained" him down while I went back
inside to get my jacket. Came back out to
a very good boy

The creation of Dog
PROTEC
SUPPOR
CUSHIO
S WARN
EA RES

Buying Japanese "shoji" doors was not
a good idea
animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Asian, Cypher, and Food: Y'all said this was trash when it first came out. I ain't forget. ca$h @LakerPlayboi one day I'm going to tell my kids how this was the greatest motherfucking cypher of all time ! Wasn’t no food but rice - Asian niggas

Asian, Cypher, and Food: Y'all said this was trash when it first came
out. I ain't forget.
ca$h @LakerPlayboi
one day I'm going to tell my kids how this was the
greatest motherfucking cypher of all time !
Wasn’t no food but rice - Asian niggas

Asian, Cypher, and Food: Y'all said this was trash when it first came
out. I ain't forget.
ca$h @LakerPlayboi
one day I'm going to tell my kids how this was the
greatest motherfucking cypher of all time !
Wasn’t no food but rice - Asian niggas

Apple, Dad, and Home: my mom just came home from having drinks with her friend, and now they're having a sleepover in the guest room while my dad is bringing them a salami/cheese/apple platter Wholesome dad

Apple, Dad, and Home: my mom just came home from having
drinks with her friend, and now they're
having a sleepover in the guest room
while my dad is bringing them a
salami/cheese/apple platter
Wholesome dad

Apple, Dad, and Home: my mom just came home from having
drinks with her friend, and now they're
having a sleepover in the guest room
while my dad is bringing them a
salami/cheese/apple platter
Wholesome dad

Wholesome dad

Fucking, Shit, and Australia: later-homenuggets my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit motherfucking australia amour-vengeance if there was a post to describe australia, this is it soloontherocks-moving-refollow wait. you mean to tell me this isn't even a pet bird? that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up? fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

Fucking, Shit, and Australia: later-homenuggets
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
motherfucking australia
amour-vengeance
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
soloontherocks-moving-refollow
wait.
you mean to tell me this isn't even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the
express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

Fucking, Shit, and Australia: later-homenuggets
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
motherfucking australia
amour-vengeance
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
soloontherocks-moving-refollow
wait.
you mean to tell me this isn't even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the
express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

Crying, Dad, and Fall: Big Body Benz @ ItsMissBre So I love Valentine's Day for other reasons My daddy (well step-dad, but daddy in my heart) Him and my mom's first Valentine's Day, she could not find a sitter. He wanted to do something really nice for her because she always had us (LOL). He planned this extravagant dinner 4:18 AM 12 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client 5,501 Retweets 19.4K Likes Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d at a fancy restaurant, gave her money for an outfit, got her hair done, etc... all for her sitter to fall though. So at the time, I was like 8, my sister and brother were 7 and 5. My mom was so bummed. I remember her crying and saying he should date someone who is able 220 1,555 Big Body Benz ltsMissBre 1d go places and do things, and maybe not Someone with three kids. He didn't even flinch. He made paper invitations for us (the kids) and told us we were invited to a fancy dinner party. He told us to put on our best outfits and he would call us when it was time to come downstairs 2 221 1,937 Big Body Benz a ItsMissBre 1d So, he asked my mom to still get dressed for the date. He went out, got takeout from the nice place for all of us and we had a Valentine's Date all together at the dining room table. I will never forget that. I felt so special. We all got flowers and cards, my brother got th 254 3,417 Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d a toy car LOL. When we came down the stairs, he introduced us and said something about our outfits like it was a fashion show Man. That shit stuck with me for years.I loved it. I felt so loved and I know my mom did too 32 7 3,952 Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d I'm glad y'all enjoyed that! I have a podcast where I y'all about motherhood from the black perspective @MamaMeetsPod check it out! tl 1011,320 4 Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d Also, 20+ years later, here is my daddy with my son that I named after hinm 101ロ321 8,774 Heart-warming Valentine’s story

Crying, Dad, and Fall: Big Body Benz
@ ItsMissBre
So I love Valentine's Day for other
reasons
My daddy (well step-dad, but daddy in
my heart)
Him and my mom's first Valentine's
Day, she could not find a sitter. He
wanted to do something really nice
for her because she always had us
(LOL). He planned this extravagant
dinner
4:18 AM 12 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client
5,501 Retweets 19.4K Likes
Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d
at a fancy restaurant, gave her money for an
outfit, got her hair done, etc... all for her sitter
to fall though. So at the time, I was like 8, my
sister and brother were 7 and 5. My mom
was so bummed. I remember her crying and
saying he should date someone who is able
220
1,555
Big Body Benz ltsMissBre 1d
go places and do things, and maybe not
Someone with three kids. He didn't even
flinch. He made paper invitations for us (the
kids) and told us we were invited to a fancy
dinner party. He told us to put on our best
outfits and he would call us when it was time
to come downstairs
2
221
1,937
Big Body Benz a ItsMissBre 1d
So, he asked my mom to still get dressed for
the date. He went out, got takeout from the
nice place for all of us and we had a
Valentine's Date all together at the dining
room table. I will never forget that. I felt so
special. We all got flowers and cards, my
brother got
th 254 3,417
Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d
a toy car LOL. When we came down the
stairs, he introduced us and said something
about our outfits like it was a fashion show
Man. That shit stuck with me for years.I
loved it. I felt so loved and I know my mom
did too
32
7 3,952
Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d
I'm glad y'all enjoyed that! I have a podcast
where I y'all about motherhood from the
black perspective @MamaMeetsPod check it
out!
tl 1011,320
4
Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d
Also, 20+ years later, here is my daddy with
my son that I named after hinm
101ロ321 8,774
Heart-warming Valentine’s story

Crying, Dad, and Fall: Big Body Benz
@ ItsMissBre
So I love Valentine's Day for other
reasons
My daddy (well step-dad, but daddy in
my heart)
Him and my mom's first Valentine's
Day, she could not find a sitter. He
wanted to do something really nice
for her because she always had us
(LOL). He planned this extravagant
dinner
4:18 AM 12 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client
5,501 Retweets 19.4K Likes
Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d
at a fancy restaurant, gave her money for an
outfit, got her hair done, etc... all for her sitter
to fall though. So at the time, I was like 8, my
sister and brother were 7 and 5. My mom
was so bummed. I remember her crying and
saying he should date someone who is able
220
1,555
Big Body Benz ltsMissBre 1d
go places and do things, and maybe not
Someone with three kids. He didn't even
flinch. He made paper invitations for us (the
kids) and told us we were invited to a fancy
dinner party. He told us to put on our best
outfits and he would call us when it was time
to come downstairs
2
221
1,937
Big Body Benz a ItsMissBre 1d
So, he asked my mom to still get dressed for
the date. He went out, got takeout from the
nice place for all of us and we had a
Valentine's Date all together at the dining
room table. I will never forget that. I felt so
special. We all got flowers and cards, my
brother got
th 254 3,417
Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d
a toy car LOL. When we came down the
stairs, he introduced us and said something
about our outfits like it was a fashion show
Man. That shit stuck with me for years.I
loved it. I felt so loved and I know my mom
did too
32
7 3,952
Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d
I'm glad y'all enjoyed that! I have a podcast
where I y'all about motherhood from the
black perspective @MamaMeetsPod check it
out!
tl 1011,320
4
Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d
Also, 20+ years later, here is my daddy with
my son that I named after hinm
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Heart-warming Valentine’s story

Crying, Dad, and Fall: Big Body Benz @ItsMissBre So I love Valentine's Day for other reasons My daddy (well step-dad, but daddy in my heart) Him and my mom's first Valentine's Day, she could not find a sitter. He wanted to do something really nice for her because she always had us (LOL). He planned this extravagant dinner 4:18 AM 12 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client 5,501 Retweets 19.4K Likes Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d at a fancy restaurant, gave her money for an outfit, got her hair done, etc... all for her sitter to fall though. So at the time, I was like 8, my sister and brother were 7 and 5. My mom was so bummed. I remember her crying and saying he should date someone who is able t 220 1,555 Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d go places and do things, and maybe not Someone with three kids. He didn't even flinch. He made paper invitations for us (the kids) and told us we were invited to a fancy dinner party. He told us to put on our best outfits and he would call us when it was time to come downstairs 2 t 221 1,937 Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d So, he asked my mom to still get dressed for the date. He went out, got takeout from the nice place for all of us and we had a Valentine's Date all together at the dining room table. I will never forget that. I felt so special. We all got flowers and cards, my brother got t 254 3,417 Big Body Benz@_ItsMissBre 1d a toy car LOL. When we came down the stairs, he introduced us and said something about our outfits like it was a fashion show Man. That shit stuck with me for years. I loved it. I felt so loved and I know my mom did too t 247 3,952 Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d I'm glad y'all enjoyed that! I have a podcast where I y'all about motherhood from the black perspective @MamaMeetsPod check it out! 4 ta 101 1 1,320 Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d Also, 20+ years later, here is my daddy with my son that I named after hinm 9101 321 8,774 MFW I realize Im really not a King: 😟

Crying, Dad, and Fall: Big Body Benz
@ItsMissBre
So I love Valentine's Day for other
reasons
My daddy (well step-dad, but daddy in
my heart)
Him and my mom's first Valentine's
Day, she could not find a sitter. He
wanted to do something really nice
for her because she always had us
(LOL). He planned this extravagant
dinner
4:18 AM 12 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client
5,501 Retweets 19.4K Likes
Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d
at a fancy restaurant, gave her money for an
outfit, got her hair done, etc... all for her sitter
to fall though. So at the time, I was like 8, my
sister and brother were 7 and 5. My mom
was so bummed. I remember her crying and
saying he should date someone who is able
t 220 1,555
Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d
go places and do things, and maybe not
Someone with three kids. He didn't even
flinch. He made paper invitations for us (the
kids) and told us we were invited to a fancy
dinner party. He told us to put on our best
outfits and he would call us when it was time
to come downstairs
2
t 221 1,937
Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d
So, he asked my mom to still get dressed for
the date. He went out, got takeout from the
nice place for all of us and we had a
Valentine's Date all together at the dining
room table. I will never forget that. I felt so
special. We all got flowers and cards, my
brother got
t 254 3,417
Big Body Benz@_ItsMissBre 1d
a toy car LOL. When we came down the
stairs, he introduced us and said something
about our outfits like it was a fashion show
Man. That shit stuck with me for years. I
loved it. I felt so loved and I know my mom
did too
t 247 3,952
Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d
I'm glad y'all enjoyed that! I have a podcast
where I y'all about motherhood from the
black perspective @MamaMeetsPod check it
out!
4
ta 101 1
1,320
Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d
Also, 20+ years later, here is my daddy with
my son that I named after hinm
9101
321
8,774
MFW I realize Im really not a King: 😟

Crying, Dad, and Fall: Big Body Benz
@ItsMissBre
So I love Valentine's Day for other
reasons
My daddy (well step-dad, but daddy in
my heart)
Him and my mom's first Valentine's
Day, she could not find a sitter. He
wanted to do something really nice
for her because she always had us
(LOL). He planned this extravagant
dinner
4:18 AM 12 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client
5,501 Retweets 19.4K Likes
Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d
at a fancy restaurant, gave her money for an
outfit, got her hair done, etc... all for her sitter
to fall though. So at the time, I was like 8, my
sister and brother were 7 and 5. My mom
was so bummed. I remember her crying and
saying he should date someone who is able
t 220 1,555
Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d
go places and do things, and maybe not
Someone with three kids. He didn't even
flinch. He made paper invitations for us (the
kids) and told us we were invited to a fancy
dinner party. He told us to put on our best
outfits and he would call us when it was time
to come downstairs
2
t 221 1,937
Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d
So, he asked my mom to still get dressed for
the date. He went out, got takeout from the
nice place for all of us and we had a
Valentine's Date all together at the dining
room table. I will never forget that. I felt so
special. We all got flowers and cards, my
brother got
t 254 3,417
Big Body Benz@_ItsMissBre 1d
a toy car LOL. When we came down the
stairs, he introduced us and said something
about our outfits like it was a fashion show
Man. That shit stuck with me for years. I
loved it. I felt so loved and I know my mom
did too
t 247 3,952
Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d
I'm glad y'all enjoyed that! I have a podcast
where I y'all about motherhood from the
black perspective @MamaMeetsPod check it
out!
4
ta 101 1
1,320
Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d
Also, 20+ years later, here is my daddy with
my son that I named after hinm
9101
321
8,774
MFW I realize Im really not a King: 😟

Best, Dog, and First: IM PEEING AND THIS DOG CAME INTO MY STALL unclefather he has a joke to tell you but he has to stop laughing first the best kind of laugh

Best, Dog, and First: IM PEEING AND THIS DOG CAME INTO
MY STALL
unclefather
he has a joke to tell you but he has to
stop laughing first
the best kind of laugh

Best, Dog, and First: IM PEEING AND THIS DOG CAME INTO
MY STALL
unclefather
he has a joke to tell you but he has to
stop laughing first
the best kind of laugh

the best kind of laugh

Shit, Fuck, and Water: Jack Regent Yesterday at 4:19 AM honestly who the fuck actually likes sparkling water that shit taste like tv static u Like Comment Share IG: @Swaveyvic @swaveyvicc ldk how he came to this conclusion. I just know he's absolutely right Static Tasting

Shit, Fuck, and Water: Jack Regent
Yesterday at 4:19 AM
honestly who the fuck
actually likes sparkling water
that shit taste like tv static
u Like
Comment
Share
IG: @Swaveyvic
@swaveyvicc
ldk how he came to this conclusion. I
just know he's absolutely right
Static Tasting

Shit, Fuck, and Water: Jack Regent
Yesterday at 4:19 AM
honestly who the fuck
actually likes sparkling water
that shit taste like tv static
u Like
Comment
Share
IG: @Swaveyvic
@swaveyvicc
ldk how he came to this conclusion. I
just know he's absolutely right
Static Tasting

Anaconda, Army, and Prussian: In 1866 Liechtenstein sent out an army of 80 men to participate in the Austro-Prussian War. They came back with 81 men, suffering no casualties and having made one friend along the way. RESTORATION 100

Anaconda, Army, and Prussian: In 1866 Liechtenstein sent out an
army of 80 men to participate in
the Austro-Prussian War. They
came back with 81 men, suffering
no casualties and having made
one friend along the way.
RESTORATION 100

Anaconda, Army, and Prussian: In 1866 Liechtenstein sent out an
army of 80 men to participate in
the Austro-Prussian War. They
came back with 81 men, suffering
no casualties and having made
one friend along the way.
RESTORATION 100

Fucking, Massage, and Taken: Yesterday at 22:47 . I came home to find that our rabbit was missing. We mostly free roam, but keep her confined to a general area when we're not home. So she's not in her area and I spent several hours searching a ridiculously large house with weirdly small spaces a rabbit could fit for a dwarf rabbit that doesn't listen. By hour two I'm almost hysterical, many worst case scenarios running through my mind and wondering how I'm going to explain to my sensitive middle schooler that her rabbit is gone. In waltzes my weird fucking husband, pushing a stroller with the fucking rabbit in it, and tells me he had taken the rabbit to an acupuncture and massage appointment. A rabbit. He took a RABBIT to get ACUPUNCTURE and a massage. 31 142 Comments You need this man in your Wednesday.

Fucking, Massage, and Taken: Yesterday at 22:47 .
I came home to find that our rabbit was missing. We
mostly free roam, but keep her confined to a general
area when we're not home. So she's not in her area
and I spent several hours searching a ridiculously
large house with weirdly small spaces a rabbit could
fit for a dwarf rabbit that doesn't listen. By hour two
I'm almost hysterical, many worst case scenarios
running through my mind and wondering how I'm
going to explain to my sensitive middle schooler that
her rabbit is gone.
In waltzes my weird fucking husband, pushing a
stroller with the fucking rabbit in it, and tells me he
had taken the rabbit to an acupuncture and massage
appointment. A rabbit. He took a RABBIT to get
ACUPUNCTURE and a massage.
31
142 Comments
You need this man in your Wednesday.

Fucking, Massage, and Taken: Yesterday at 22:47 .
I came home to find that our rabbit was missing. We
mostly free roam, but keep her confined to a general
area when we're not home. So she's not in her area
and I spent several hours searching a ridiculously
large house with weirdly small spaces a rabbit could
fit for a dwarf rabbit that doesn't listen. By hour two
I'm almost hysterical, many worst case scenarios
running through my mind and wondering how I'm
going to explain to my sensitive middle schooler that
her rabbit is gone.
In waltzes my weird fucking husband, pushing a
stroller with the fucking rabbit in it, and tells me he
had taken the rabbit to an acupuncture and massage
appointment. A rabbit. He took a RABBIT to get
ACUPUNCTURE and a massage.
31
142 Comments
You need this man in your Wednesday.

Break, Heart, and Space: Have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out, so you just stare blankly into space while feeling your heart break into pieces

Break, Heart, and Space: Have you ever wanted to cry but
no tears came out, so you just
stare blankly into space while
feeling your heart break into
pieces

Break, Heart, and Space: Have you ever wanted to cry but
no tears came out, so you just
stare blankly into space while
feeling your heart break into
pieces

Duke, Back, and Coach: Coach K had to remind Duke in the huddle vs. Louisville, per Will Brinson: "I don't coach losers. I coach winners." Then Duke came back from a 23-point deficit in 9+ minutes minutes to win by 2.

Duke, Back, and Coach: Coach K had to remind Duke in the huddle vs. Louisville, per Will Brinson: "I don't coach losers. I coach winners."

Then Duke came back from a 23-point deficit in 9+ minutes minutes to win by 2.

Duke, Back, and Coach: Coach K had to remind Duke in the huddle vs. Louisville, per Will Brinson: "I don't coach losers. I coach winners."

Then Duke came back from a 23-point deficit in 9+ minutes minutes to win by 2.

Coach K had to remind Duke in the huddle vs. Louisville, per Will Brinson: "I don't coach losers. I coach winners." Then Duke came back fro...

America, Bones, and Drunk: Towleroad Follow 22-Year-Old Florida Man Shot Dead for Defending Gay Friends: VIDEC tlrd.us/2vIsoyQ (UTH BEACH VICTIM KILLED IN SHOOTING ID'D AKE WORTH 1217 PM-7 Aug 2017 323 Retweets 438 Likes匿@ Calvin Φ @calvinstowell Follow This is what an American hero looks like. Towleroad @tird 22-Year-Old Florida Man Shot Dead for Defending Gay Friends: VIDEO tird.us/2vlsoyQ 12:19 PM-7 Aug 2017 1,774 Retweets 6,014 Likes homo-nerd-grizz: tikkunolamorgtfo: lucbensimon: black-to-the-bones: A Florida man was murdered early Sunday morning defending his gay friends from a drunk homophobe who followed them out of the restaurant where they were eating. Multiple witnesses reported that the killer came after the group and shouted, “If we were in my country I’d kill all of you like rats. I hate you damned gays. I’m going to kill you all here.” The victim, 22-year-old Juan Javier Cruz , was shot dead with a handgun Mena pulled from his pocket after defending his friends. This is not right that people have to die just because homophobia is flourishing in America. RIP Juan Javier Cruz, you are a hero. Source Rest in power May his memory be a blessing. When people say “It’s 2018, nobody cares if you’re gay or not.” They don’t even know

America, Bones, and Drunk: Towleroad
Follow
22-Year-Old Florida Man Shot Dead for
Defending Gay Friends: VIDEC
tlrd.us/2vIsoyQ
(UTH BEACH
VICTIM KILLED IN SHOOTING ID'D
AKE WORTH
1217 PM-7 Aug 2017
323 Retweets 438 Likes匿@

Calvin Φ
@calvinstowell
Follow
This is what an American hero looks like.
Towleroad @tird
22-Year-Old Florida Man Shot Dead for Defending Gay Friends:
VIDEO tird.us/2vlsoyQ
12:19 PM-7 Aug 2017
1,774 Retweets 6,014 Likes
homo-nerd-grizz:
tikkunolamorgtfo:

lucbensimon:

black-to-the-bones:

A Florida man was murdered early Sunday morning defending his gay friends from a drunk homophobe who followed them out of the restaurant where they were eating.
Multiple witnesses reported that the killer came after the group and shouted, “If we were in my country I’d kill all of you like rats. I hate you damned gays. I’m going to kill you all here.”

The victim, 22-year-old Juan Javier Cruz , was shot dead with a handgun Mena pulled from his pocket after defending his friends.

This is not right that people have to die just because homophobia is flourishing in America.
RIP

Juan Javier Cruz, you are a hero.
Source

Rest in power

May his memory be a blessing.

When people say “It’s 2018, nobody cares if you’re gay or not.” They don’t even know

America, Bones, and Drunk: Towleroad
Follow
22-Year-Old Florida Man Shot Dead for
Defending Gay Friends: VIDEC
tlrd.us/2vIsoyQ
(UTH BEACH
VICTIM KILLED IN SHOOTING ID'D
AKE WORTH
1217 PM-7 Aug 2017
323 Retweets 438 Likes匿@

Calvin Φ
@calvinstowell
Follow
This is what an American hero looks like.
Towleroad @tird
22-Year-Old Florida Man Shot Dead for Defending Gay Friends:
VIDEO tird.us/2vlsoyQ
12:19 PM-7 Aug 2017
1,774 Retweets 6,014 Likes
homo-nerd-grizz:
tikkunolamorgtfo:

lucbensimon:

black-to-the-bones:

A Florida man was murdered early Sunday morning defending his gay friends from a drunk homophobe who followed them out of the restaurant where they were eating.
Multiple witnesses reported that the killer came after the group and shouted, “If we were in my country I’d kill all of you like rats. I hate you damned gays. I’m going to kill you all here.”

The victim, 22-year-old Juan Javier Cruz , was shot dead with a handgun Mena pulled from his pocket after defending his friends.

This is not right that people have to die just because homophobia is flourishing in America.
RIP

Juan Javier Cruz, you are a hero.
Source

Rest in power

May his memory be a blessing.

When people say “It’s 2018, nobody cares if you’re gay or not.” They don’t even know

homo-nerd-grizz: tikkunolamorgtfo: lucbensimon: black-to-the-bones: A Florida man was murdered early Sunday morning defending his gay ...

Google, Love, and Rude: Anonymous said: Can we see Cuba and the Philippines?I love your art youre an amazing mun amd im sorry for all these rude anons. (f 0) ask-art-student-prussia: No canon design of aph Philippines so i went with the one that came up on google first akldasdjdsajkhkhjas also first time drawing cuba and he looks like a fun uncle

Google, Love, and Rude: Anonymous said:
Can we see Cuba and the Philippines?I love your art youre an amazing
mun amd im sorry for all these rude anons.

(f
0)
ask-art-student-prussia:

No canon design of aph Philippines so i went with the one that came up on google first akldasdjdsajkhkhjas also first time drawing cuba and he looks like a fun uncle

Google, Love, and Rude: Anonymous said:
Can we see Cuba and the Philippines?I love your art youre an amazing
mun amd im sorry for all these rude anons.

(f
0)
ask-art-student-prussia:

No canon design of aph Philippines so i went with the one that came up on google first akldasdjdsajkhkhjas also first time drawing cuba and he looks like a fun uncle

ask-art-student-prussia: No canon design of aph Philippines so i went with the one that came up on google first akldasdjdsajkhkhjas also fi...

Ancestry, Back, and Dna: ANCESTRY DNA RESULTS CAME BACK? 0% REPUBLICAN left

Ancestry, Back, and Dna: ANCESTRY DNA RESULTS
CAME BACK?
0% REPUBLICAN
left

Ancestry, Back, and Dna: ANCESTRY DNA RESULTS
CAME BACK?
0% REPUBLICAN
left

Dank, Puppies, and 🤖: UNILAD "One of our puppies was having a nightmare until his sister came to comfort him" 😍🐶

Dank, Puppies, and 🤖: UNILAD
"One of our puppies was having a nightmare until his sister came to comfort him" 😍🐶

Dank, Puppies, and 🤖: UNILAD
"One of our puppies was having a nightmare until his sister came to comfort him" 😍🐶

Wine, California, and Grapes: If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move These grapes came from California

Wine, California, and Grapes: If you encounter wine snobs, confuse
them by using this move
These grapes came from California

Wine, California, and Grapes: If you encounter wine snobs, confuse
them by using this move
These grapes came from California

These grapes came from California

Crying, Run, and Saw: The sign of a good relationship. Elaine Brown 9 @ElaineeGrace I hid under the bed to scare my boyfriend while he was in the bathroom and when he came out he saw I was gone and I watched him get all excited and run in the closet to wait and scare me. I was sitting under my bed crying laughing. Wholesome couple

Crying, Run, and Saw: The sign of a good relationship.
Elaine Brown 9
@ElaineeGrace
I hid under the bed to scare my
boyfriend while he was in the bathroom
and when he came out he saw I was
gone and I watched him get all excited
and run in the closet to wait and scare
me. I was sitting under my bed crying
laughing.
Wholesome couple

Crying, Run, and Saw: The sign of a good relationship.
Elaine Brown 9
@ElaineeGrace
I hid under the bed to scare my
boyfriend while he was in the bathroom
and when he came out he saw I was
gone and I watched him get all excited
and run in the closet to wait and scare
me. I was sitting under my bed crying
laughing.
Wholesome couple

Wholesome couple

Deer, Squad, and Back: A deer entered a shop. The owner decided to give him some biscuits. He left...half an hour later he came back with the squad One smart deer

Deer, Squad, and Back: A deer entered a shop. The owner
decided to give him some biscuits. He
left...half an hour later he came back
with the squad
One smart deer

Deer, Squad, and Back: A deer entered a shop. The owner
decided to give him some biscuits. He
left...half an hour later he came back
with the squad
One smart deer

One smart deer

Deer, Squad, and Http: A deer entered a shop. The owner decided to give him some biscuits. He left...half an hour later he came back with the squad One smart deer via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Bx3nYJ

Deer, Squad, and Http: A deer entered a shop. The owner
decided to give him some biscuits. He
left...half an hour later he came back
with the squad
One smart deer via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Bx3nYJ

Deer, Squad, and Http: A deer entered a shop. The owner
decided to give him some biscuits. He
left...half an hour later he came back
with the squad
One smart deer via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Bx3nYJ

One smart deer via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Bx3nYJ

Hope, Dog, and Vista: Hope Vista @hopevista IM PEEING AND THIS DOG CAME INTO MY STALL unclefather he has a joke to tell you but he has to stop laughing first Just like sliding into DMs

Hope, Dog, and Vista: Hope Vista
@hopevista
IM PEEING AND THIS DOG CAME INTO
MY STALL
unclefather
he has a joke to tell you but he has to stop laughing
first
Just like sliding into DMs

Hope, Dog, and Vista: Hope Vista
@hopevista
IM PEEING AND THIS DOG CAME INTO
MY STALL
unclefather
he has a joke to tell you but he has to stop laughing
first
Just like sliding into DMs

Just like sliding into DMs

Dad, Work, and Home: Morgan Porterfield @morganp 2018 As some know my dad iS mentally and physically handicapped and so especially now that he's older hes unable to work or earn an income but he's been saving his pocket change for the past month for some reason and I thought nothing of it til I came home from work to this today 19-6/i fee Mone ve Pa What a thoughtful dad

Dad, Work, and Home: Morgan Porterfield
@morganp 2018
As some know my dad iS mentally
and physically handicapped and so
especially now that he's older hes
unable to work or earn an income
but he's been saving his pocket
change for the past month for some
reason and I thought nothing of it til
I came home from work to this
today
19-6/i
fee Mone
ve Pa
What a thoughtful dad

Dad, Work, and Home: Morgan Porterfield
@morganp 2018
As some know my dad iS mentally
and physically handicapped and so
especially now that he's older hes
unable to work or earn an income
but he's been saving his pocket
change for the past month for some
reason and I thought nothing of it til
I came home from work to this
today
19-6/i
fee Mone
ve Pa
What a thoughtful dad

What a thoughtful dad

Who, Friend, and Group: When your friend who came for group study actually starts studying we don't do that here"

Who, Friend, and Group: When your friend who came for group study
actually starts studying
we don't do that here"

Who, Friend, and Group: When your friend who came for group study
actually starts studying
we don't do that here"

Dad, Work, and Home: Morgan Porterfield @morganp 2018 As some know my dad iS mentally and physically handicapped and so especially now that he's older hes unable to work or earn an income but he's been saving his pocket change for the past month for some reason and I thought nothing of it til I came home from work to this today 19-6/i fee Mone ve Pa What a thoughtful dad

Dad, Work, and Home: Morgan Porterfield
@morganp 2018
As some know my dad iS mentally
and physically handicapped and so
especially now that he's older hes
unable to work or earn an income
but he's been saving his pocket
change for the past month for some
reason and I thought nothing of it til
I came home from work to this
today
19-6/i
fee Mone
ve Pa
What a thoughtful dad

Dad, Work, and Home: Morgan Porterfield
@morganp 2018
As some know my dad iS mentally
and physically handicapped and so
especially now that he's older hes
unable to work or earn an income
but he's been saving his pocket
change for the past month for some
reason and I thought nothing of it til
I came home from work to this
today
19-6/i
fee Mone
ve Pa
What a thoughtful dad

What a thoughtful dad

Memes, Home, and 🤖: My cat just came home wearing an armadillo shel. I think it's safe to say, he parties a lot harder than I do.

Memes, Home, and 🤖: My cat just came home wearing an armadillo shel.
I think it's safe to say, he parties a lot harder than I do.

Memes, Home, and 🤖: My cat just came home wearing an armadillo shel.
I think it's safe to say, he parties a lot harder than I do.

Memes, Puppies, and Bible: LAD BIBLE 'One of my puppies was having a nightmare until his sister came to comfort him' 😍🐶 (FB-Wendy Mullins)

Memes, Puppies, and Bible: LAD
BIBLE
'One of my puppies was having a nightmare until his sister came to comfort him' 😍🐶 (FB-Wendy Mullins)

Memes, Puppies, and Bible: LAD
BIBLE
'One of my puppies was having a nightmare until his sister came to comfort him' 😍🐶 (FB-Wendy Mullins)

Hell, I Came, and Mom: THE PROBLEM ABOUT BEING A PROGRAMMER My mom said "Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6" I came back with 6 bottles of milk. She said: "Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?" I said: "BECAUSE THEY HAD EGGS!! One of many problems.

Hell, I Came, and Mom: THE PROBLEM ABOUT
BEING A PROGRAMMER
My mom said
"Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 bottle of
milk. If they have eggs, bring 6"
I came back with 6 bottles of milk.
She said: "Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of
milk?"
I said: "BECAUSE THEY HAD EGGS!!
One of many problems.

Hell, I Came, and Mom: THE PROBLEM ABOUT
BEING A PROGRAMMER
My mom said
"Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 bottle of
milk. If they have eggs, bring 6"
I came back with 6 bottles of milk.
She said: "Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of
milk?"
I said: "BECAUSE THEY HAD EGGS!!
One of many problems.

One of many problems.

Shit, Fuck, and Water: Jack Regent Yesterday at 4:19 AM honestly who the fuck actually likes sparkling water that shit taste like tv static u Like Comment Share IG: @Swaveyvic @Swaveyvicc ldk how he came to this conclusion. I just know he's absolutely right airport security won’t like this tweet

Shit, Fuck, and Water: Jack Regent
Yesterday at 4:19 AM
honestly who the fuck
actually likes sparkling water
that shit taste like tv static
u Like Comment
Share
IG: @Swaveyvic
@Swaveyvicc
ldk how he came to this conclusion. I
just know he's absolutely right
airport security won’t like this tweet

Shit, Fuck, and Water: Jack Regent
Yesterday at 4:19 AM
honestly who the fuck
actually likes sparkling water
that shit taste like tv static
u Like Comment
Share
IG: @Swaveyvic
@Swaveyvicc
ldk how he came to this conclusion. I
just know he's absolutely right
airport security won’t like this tweet

Aww, Deer, and Memes: A deer entered a shop. The owner decided to give him some biscuits. He left...half an hour later he came back with the squad Ell Aww ❤ https://t.co/2vUJW29oEG

Aww, Deer, and Memes: A deer entered a shop. The owner
decided to give him some biscuits. He
left...half an hour later he came back
with the squad
Ell
Aww ❤ https://t.co/2vUJW29oEG

Aww, Deer, and Memes: A deer entered a shop. The owner
decided to give him some biscuits. He
left...half an hour later he came back
with the squad
Ell
Aww ❤ https://t.co/2vUJW29oEG

Aww ❤ https://t.co/2vUJW29oEG

Aww, Deer, and Squad: A deer entered a shop. The owner decided to give him some biscuits. He left...half an hour later he came back with the squad Ell Aww ❤ https://t.co/2vUJW29oEG

Aww, Deer, and Squad: A deer entered a shop. The owner
decided to give him some biscuits. He
left...half an hour later he came back
with the squad
Ell
Aww ❤ https://t.co/2vUJW29oEG

Aww, Deer, and Squad: A deer entered a shop. The owner
decided to give him some biscuits. He
left...half an hour later he came back
with the squad
Ell
Aww ❤ https://t.co/2vUJW29oEG

Aww ❤ https://t.co/2vUJW29oEG

Memes, Good Morning, and Good: targuzzler what if mayonnaise came in cans smeasel that would suck because you can't microwave metal phisobi good morning to everyone except these two people Dump of mostly stolen memes

Memes, Good Morning, and Good: targuzzler
what if mayonnaise came in cans
smeasel
that would suck because you can't
microwave metal
phisobi
good morning to everyone except these
two people
Dump of mostly stolen memes

Memes, Good Morning, and Good: targuzzler
what if mayonnaise came in cans
smeasel
that would suck because you can't
microwave metal
phisobi
good morning to everyone except these
two people
Dump of mostly stolen memes

Dump of mostly stolen memes

Crying, Fall, and God: "The way you broke my heart was brutal, it wasn't poetic. There's nothing poetic about screaming into you pillow in the middle of the night or finding comfort in the round mouth of a bottle or crying so hard you can't see; there was nothing poetic about my heart after you left. Before you I was carefree and I was never going to fall in love. But you came into my life and you convinced me to trust you, and so I did. I trusted you and believed every "I love you," every "I'm not leaving," every god damn promise. You were suppose to be here, so where are you? The ringing in my ears hasn't stopped since you packed your bags, and the bleeding in my chest happens too often. It feels like it's been forever and I'm scared to forget the sound of your voice." - Unknown (via xxxfalling4youxxx)

Crying, Fall, and God: "The way you broke my heart was brutal, it wasn't
poetic. There's nothing poetic about screaming into
you pillow in the middle of the night or finding
comfort in the round mouth of a bottle or crying so
hard you can't see; there was nothing poetic about
my heart after you left. Before you I was carefree and
I was never going to fall in love. But you came into
my life and you convinced me to trust you, and so I
did. I trusted you and believed every "I love you,"
every "I'm not leaving," every god damn promise. You
were suppose to be here, so where are you? The
ringing in my ears hasn't stopped since you packed
your bags, and the bleeding in my chest happens too
often. It feels like it's been forever and I'm scared to
forget the sound of your voice."
- Unknown (via xxxfalling4youxxx)

Crying, Fall, and God: "The way you broke my heart was brutal, it wasn't
poetic. There's nothing poetic about screaming into
you pillow in the middle of the night or finding
comfort in the round mouth of a bottle or crying so
hard you can't see; there was nothing poetic about
my heart after you left. Before you I was carefree and
I was never going to fall in love. But you came into
my life and you convinced me to trust you, and so I
did. I trusted you and believed every "I love you,"
every "I'm not leaving," every god damn promise. You
were suppose to be here, so where are you? The
ringing in my ears hasn't stopped since you packed
your bags, and the bleeding in my chest happens too
often. It feels like it's been forever and I'm scared to
forget the sound of your voice."
- Unknown (via xxxfalling4youxxx)

Dad, Toyota, and Boy: lil neen @haneeneld the boy who bought his own Toyota is more successful than the boy who's flexing with his dads Rover There. I said it. pogopinguin92 1 And here I am. No Toyota, no Rover, no dad. Reply t 9 I did not came for feels

Dad, Toyota, and Boy: lil neen
@haneeneld
the boy who bought his own Toyota
is more successful than the boy
who's flexing with his dads Rover
There. I said it.
pogopinguin92 1
And here I am. No Toyota, no Rover, no dad.
Reply t 9
I did not came for feels

Dad, Toyota, and Boy: lil neen
@haneeneld
the boy who bought his own Toyota
is more successful than the boy
who's flexing with his dads Rover
There. I said it.
pogopinguin92 1
And here I am. No Toyota, no Rover, no dad.
Reply t 9
I did not came for feels

I did not came for feels

Bilbo, Tumblr, and Blog: JUST BECAUSE WE CAME FROM DIRT OSEN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO WALLOW IN IT theflutteryay: astrotheology: onionringz64: classicmeevs: petbud:

Bilbo, Tumblr, and Blog: JUST BECAUSE WE
CAME FROM DIRT
OSEN'T MEAN WE HAVE
TO WALLOW IN IT
theflutteryay:

astrotheology:

onionringz64:

classicmeevs:

petbud:

Bilbo, Tumblr, and Blog: JUST BECAUSE WE
CAME FROM DIRT
OSEN'T MEAN WE HAVE
TO WALLOW IN IT
theflutteryay:

astrotheology:

onionringz64:

classicmeevs:

petbud:

theflutteryay: astrotheology: onionringz64: classicmeevs: petbud:

Can, What, and People: I wish people came with previews so I can see what I'm getting myself into.

Can, What, and People: I wish people came
with previews so
I can see what I'm
getting myself into.

Can, What, and People: I wish people came
with previews so
I can see what I'm
getting myself into.

Dank, Coffee, and Girl: Rachel Walters @rachelhelenw Yesterday a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my prof told her she couldn't have it so she just walked out and never came back and l can't stop thinking about it Couldn't have got through the class without my coffee

Dank, Coffee, and Girl: Rachel Walters
@rachelhelenw
Yesterday a girl walked into class
with an iced coffee and my prof
told her she couldn't have it so
she just walked out and never
came back and l can't stop
thinking about it
Couldn't have got through the class without my coffee

Dank, Coffee, and Girl: Rachel Walters
@rachelhelenw
Yesterday a girl walked into class
with an iced coffee and my prof
told her she couldn't have it so
she just walked out and never
came back and l can't stop
thinking about it
Couldn't have got through the class without my coffee

Couldn't have got through the class without my coffee

Love, Heart, and You: "You are the love that came without warning; You had my heart before I could say no." 39

Love, Heart, and You: "You are the love that came
without warning;
You had my heart before I
could say no."
39

Love, Heart, and You: "You are the love that came
without warning;
You had my heart before I
could say no."
39

Books, Mediocre, and School: fckthestate: bonsaibabe i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books Source: 37roses 199,981 notes me irl

Books, Mediocre, and School: fckthestate:
bonsaibabe
i dont think goosebumps books ever came
into print i think they just mystically appeared
in public school libraries one day already in
mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book
about goosebumps books
Source: 37roses
199,981 notes
me irl

Books, Mediocre, and School: fckthestate:
bonsaibabe
i dont think goosebumps books ever came
into print i think they just mystically appeared
in public school libraries one day already in
mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book
about goosebumps books
Source: 37roses
199,981 notes
me irl

me irl

Food, Whole Foods, and Nature: TRAIL Hk I came here for the-same reason people go to the zoo /Hing. Shhh,-look at th Lauren Dobson-Hughes @ldobsonhughes Amazing -overheard at Whole Foods. "Um, I need to read the numbers on the barcode aloud to you. I don't want any lasers touching my food." Nature is amazing

Food, Whole Foods, and Nature: TRAIL Hk
I came here for the-same
reason people go to the zoo
/Hing.
Shhh,-look at th
Lauren Dobson-Hughes
@ldobsonhughes
Amazing -overheard at Whole Foods.
"Um, I need to read the numbers on
the barcode aloud to you. I don't want
any lasers touching my food."
Nature is amazing

Food, Whole Foods, and Nature: TRAIL Hk
I came here for the-same
reason people go to the zoo
/Hing.
Shhh,-look at th
Lauren Dobson-Hughes
@ldobsonhughes
Amazing -overheard at Whole Foods.
"Um, I need to read the numbers on
the barcode aloud to you. I don't want
any lasers touching my food."
Nature is amazing

Hope, Doggo, and Dog: Hope Vista @hopevista IM PEEING AND THIS DOG CAME INTO MY STALL unclefather he has a joke to tell you but he has to stop laughing first Doggo has a laugh

Hope, Doggo, and Dog: Hope Vista
@hopevista
IM PEEING AND THIS DOG CAME INTO
MY STALL
unclefather
he has a joke to tell you but he has to stop laughing
first
Doggo has a laugh

Hope, Doggo, and Dog: Hope Vista
@hopevista
IM PEEING AND THIS DOG CAME INTO
MY STALL
unclefather
he has a joke to tell you but he has to stop laughing
first
Doggo has a laugh

Doggo has a laugh

Http, Hope, and Doggo: Hope Vista @hopevista IM PEEING AND THIS DOG CAME INTO MY STALL unclefather he has a joke to tell you but he has to stop laughing first Doggo has a laugh via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Bu07NI

Http, Hope, and Doggo: Hope Vista
@hopevista
IM PEEING AND THIS DOG CAME INTO
MY STALL
unclefather
he has a joke to tell you but he has to stop laughing
first
Doggo has a laugh via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Bu07NI

Http, Hope, and Doggo: Hope Vista
@hopevista
IM PEEING AND THIS DOG CAME INTO
MY STALL
unclefather
he has a joke to tell you but he has to stop laughing
first
Doggo has a laugh via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Bu07NI

Doggo has a laugh via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Bu07NI

Football, Memes, and The Game: PRO BOW PRO BOWL "We avoided a rain game all year and then came here." 😂 Football weather! The best in the game were #NFLMicdUp at the 2019 #ProBowl! (via @NFLFilms) https://t.co/fm1tEl6iA8

Football, Memes, and The Game: PRO BOW
PRO BOWL
"We avoided a rain game all year and then came here." 😂

Football weather! The best in the game were #NFLMicdUp at the 2019 #ProBowl! (via @NFLFilms) https://t.co/fm1tEl6iA8

Football, Memes, and The Game: PRO BOW
PRO BOWL
"We avoided a rain game all year and then came here." 😂

Football weather! The best in the game were #NFLMicdUp at the 2019 #ProBowl! (via @NFLFilms) https://t.co/fm1tEl6iA8

"We avoided a rain game all year and then came here." 😂 Football weather! The best in the game were #NFLMicdUp at the 2019 #ProBowl! (via @...

Beautiful, Fall, and Friends: Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary November 16, 2017 at 1:40 AM Today, Chanel let Volunteer Greg brush her to get out some of the loose fur and to fluff up the rest. This is a huge step for Chanel who came to us fearful of people in general, especially men. Doesn't she look beautiful? life.with.chanel 897 likes life.with.chanel New discovery in the queens personality: she wants to be held. Since I got her she would paw at me when she seemed excited, so l thought ok she's been taught shake, no. Tried petting, no not happy. Until one day I hugged her and she just fell into my arms. She wants nothing more than to be held and fall asleep on me. electrovert: She’s getting so much love and it’s what she deserves

Beautiful, Fall, and Friends: Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary
November 16, 2017 at 1:40 AM
Today, Chanel let Volunteer Greg brush her to get out
some of the loose fur and to fluff up the rest. This is a
huge step for Chanel who came to us fearful of people
in general, especially men. Doesn't she look beautiful?

life.with.chanel
897 likes
life.with.chanel New discovery in the queens
personality: she wants to be held. Since I got her she
would paw at me when she seemed excited, so l
thought ok she's been taught shake, no. Tried
petting, no not happy. Until one day I hugged her and
she just fell into my arms. She wants nothing more
than to be held and fall asleep on me.
electrovert:
She’s getting so much love and it’s what she deserves

Beautiful, Fall, and Friends: Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary
November 16, 2017 at 1:40 AM
Today, Chanel let Volunteer Greg brush her to get out
some of the loose fur and to fluff up the rest. This is a
huge step for Chanel who came to us fearful of people
in general, especially men. Doesn't she look beautiful?

life.with.chanel
897 likes
life.with.chanel New discovery in the queens
personality: she wants to be held. Since I got her she
would paw at me when she seemed excited, so l
thought ok she's been taught shake, no. Tried
petting, no not happy. Until one day I hugged her and
she just fell into my arms. She wants nothing more
than to be held and fall asleep on me.
electrovert:
She’s getting so much love and it’s what she deserves

Memes, Yeah, and Never: CumDumster 11h I'll never understand people giving themselves gross usernames like that 961 6 Reply 1 reply Oxymuncher 11h Yeah idk 276 3 Reply CreamyButthole 8h Yea, I don't get it. Reply CaptainLitClicker 8h Amen Reply cuntgrenade 8h no idea really T 88 Reply Came for the memes, stayed for the comments.

Memes, Yeah, and Never: CumDumster 11h
I'll never understand people giving themselves
gross usernames like that
961 6
Reply
1 reply
Oxymuncher 11h
Yeah idk
276 3
Reply
CreamyButthole 8h
Yea, I don't get it.
Reply
CaptainLitClicker 8h
Amen
Reply
cuntgrenade 8h
no idea really
T 88
Reply
Came for the memes, stayed for the comments.

Memes, Yeah, and Never: CumDumster 11h
I'll never understand people giving themselves
gross usernames like that
961 6
Reply
1 reply
Oxymuncher 11h
Yeah idk
276 3
Reply
CreamyButthole 8h
Yea, I don't get it.
Reply
CaptainLitClicker 8h
Amen
Reply
cuntgrenade 8h
no idea really
T 88
Reply
Came for the memes, stayed for the comments.

Bad, Comfortable, and Cute: norma1-people-sxare-me A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd be more comfortable" and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just-a-phage The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying "You can pet me, but don't pick me up! One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him "did you see the sign?" He said "yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don't pet them! Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said "I didn't read it right did 1?" And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said "its ok, i know you've got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute li shits" And I still haven't gotten over that interaction These give me hope in humanity

Bad, Comfortable, and Cute: norma1-people-sxare-me
A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their
conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd
be more comfortable" and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad
fitzefitcher
#this is team skull
its-just-a-phage
The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every
side of the pen were huge signs saying "You can pet me, but don't pick me up!
One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into
the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm
and asked him "did you see the sign?"
He said "yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don't pet them!
Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said "I didn't read it right did 1?"
And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said "its ok, i know you've
got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute li shits"
And I still haven't gotten over that interaction
These give me hope in humanity

Bad, Comfortable, and Cute: norma1-people-sxare-me
A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their
conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd
be more comfortable" and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad
fitzefitcher
#this is team skull
its-just-a-phage
The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every
side of the pen were huge signs saying "You can pet me, but don't pick me up!
One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into
the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm
and asked him "did you see the sign?"
He said "yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don't pet them!
Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said "I didn't read it right did 1?"
And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said "its ok, i know you've
got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute li shits"
And I still haven't gotten over that interaction
These give me hope in humanity

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