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He and his girlfriend are expecting a baby in 20 days.: AT&T 12:10 O 56% Home Active 1m ago Hey Yes? 11:10 Lol why like that Like what? The yes? Do you not wanna talk lol I don't really have much to say Why do you say that Do you not wanna talk? Not particularly Why is that AT&T 12:10 О 56% Home Active 1m ago Why is that I don't like talking to you 11:49 Why? Because every time you want to talk to me you get creepy and you have a baby on the way so l want nothing to do with that What do you mean what does my baby have to do anything with you? You hit on me and say inappropriate and gross things to me and with your girlfriend expecting I don't want the drama AT&T 12:10 ○ 56% Home Active 1m ago What drama though? Can I call you lol? Wtf no Lol why not Because I don't want to talk to you What's so bad with me? You're creepy when you talk to me you say and ask me inappropriate things and I want nothing to do with it But why I won't I promise No Please G l AT&T 12:10 56% Home Active 1m ago Oh my god fuck off What happened though you used to love it though what changed that In middle school. It has been 8 years. you have a girlfriend. You're stupid as fuck. I said no. Lol calm down there's no reason to be mad Oh fuck you No really why are you mad I haven't said anything to make you mad I said I didn't want to talk to you But talk to me I'm not going to be bad I promise l AT&T 12:11 О 56% Home Active 1m ago In middle school. It has been 8 years. you have a girlfriend You're stupid as fuck. I said no. Lol calm down there's no reason to be mad Oh fuck you No really why are you mad I haven't said anything to make you mad I said I didn't want to talk to you But talk to me I'm not going to be bad I promise Just leave me alone please K fine He and his girlfriend are expecting a baby in 20 days.
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Dudebro Story: only1600kids itsagifnotagif lesbianvenom in fifteen minutes I'm going to tell you the story about how my dumb lesbian ass willingly went into a dorm with four bros lesbianvenom it's been more than fifteen minutes I know but you will get the full scoop on this (also l'm okay) lesbianvenom Okay STORY TIME sol was walking back from work around nineish and my neighbor/seminar classmate is in the hallway talking to his girlfriend. he sees me and he's like "hey!! hey classmate whose name I don't know" so I turned around and was like "it's Hayley. and he apologized for not knowing (I didn't know his name either so I wasn't mad) and asked if I'd started my first paper for seminar. he asked me what it was on so I told him and he was like "I'm so stuck I have no idea what to do," so clearly the natural response for my stupid ass to make is to offer him help I told him to knock on our door and ask for me if he needed help. maybe I did this because I was still in tutor mode from work. maybe I did it because no one takes those offers up anyway, right? wrong! a half an hour later, as I'm getting ready to shower, he knocks for the door and asks for me, and all my roommates don't believe him bc he's this dude bro who clearly works out and is wearing a johnny cash tshirt. like how fake deep is that. i would never associate with a dude bro so he invites me back to his place and as I'm walking there I'm like "this could very possibly be a bad idea," but I go anyway bc I'm a dumbass with no sense of self preservation. he lets me into his apartment and I'm immediately hit with the bro-ness of it all: a sports illustrated poster on the wall, protein powder EVERYWHERE, posters of beer, snap backs, flasks, and a guitar because of course there is. his room is no better, and alarm bells are just fucking going off and I'm trying to think of a quick exit. then he tries to close his damn door to his own room and I'm like "hold up that stays open" and he was like "oh yeah I'm sorry I didn't think about that," which was....considerate. two hours, two cigarette breaks later, one opening paragraph later, and one of his roommates trying to hit on me later, he starts talking about intersectionality and my mind goes?????????????? and we legit talked about rape culture and trump and how fucked we all are. eventually we started talking about the law and feminism so then I tell him I'm gay and his immediate response is "do you get those stupid microagressions from guys who say they can turn you straight?" and it took me a minute to respond bc the fact he even knew that word was so bizarre it was like worlds colliding he then tells me he thinks his little sister might be gay because he thinks she told him while he was drunk one night but he couldn't remember so he asks for advice because he doesn't want to upset her because, in his words, "I'm not gay so you know I don't understand it like you do. then, because the night of course could get weirder, he tells me he writes poetry but doesn't tell anyone because he'll get shit for it bc he's supposed to be a "tough guy" and masculine and shit and I just feel Jesus sending me a message through this kid that shouldn't judge all dude bros by the bro-ness of their looks but I also wanna stay sexy and not get murdered so I'm gonna keep doing that. sorry jesus. finally I left because I was tired and also I had to wash the smell of bad cologne off of me but guys this was an experience please be- lieve me. i was standing in the shower before just letting the water wash over me as the whole two hour ordeal played over in my head because we laughed, we talked. he told me something about himself no one else knows, we exchanged political ideas and fist bumps. we bonded over the stress of a seminar paper and now we are forever changed by this event. so that was how my dumb lesbian ass willingly walked into a room with four dudebros in it. cutecajunlizard I was so scared this was gonna go badly but turns out it's about making new friends in unexpected places Source: lesbianvenom 83,261 notes Dudebro Story
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Dudebro Story: only1600kids itsagifnotagif in fifteen minutes I'm going to tell you the story about how my dumb lesbian ass willingly went into a dorm with four bros it's been more than fifteen minutes I know but you will get the full scoop on this (also I'm okay) Okay STORY TIME so I was walking back from work around nineish and my neighbor/seminar classmate is in the hallway talking to his girlfriend. he sees me and he's like "hey!! hey classmate whose name I don't know" so I turned around and was like "it's Hayley" and he apologized for not knowing (I didnt know his name either so I wasn't mad) and asked if l'd started my first paper for seminar he asked me what it was on so I told him and he was like "I'm so stuck I have no idea what to do," so clearly the natural response for my stupid ass to make is to offer him help I told him to knock on our door and ask for me if he needed help. maybe I did this because I was still in tutor mode from work. maybe I did it because no one takes those offers up anyway, right? wrong! a half an hour later, as I'm getting ready to shower, he knocks for the door and asks for me, and all my roommates don't believe him bc he's this dude bro who clearly works out and is wearing a johnny cash tshirt. like how fake deep is that. i would never associate with a dude bro so he invites me back to his place and as I'm walking there I'm like "this could very possibly be a bad idea," but I go anyway bc I'm a dumbass with no sense of self preservation. he lets me into his apartment and I'm immediately hit with the bro-ness of it all: a sports illustrated poster on the wall, protein powder EVERYWHERE, posters of beer, snap backs, flasks, and a guitar because of course his room is no better, and alarm bells are just fucking going off and I'm trying to think of a quick exit. then he tries to close his damn door to his own room and I'm like "hold up that stays open" and he was like "oh yeah I'm sorry I didn't think about that, which was....considerate. two hours, two cigarette breaks later, one opening paragraph later, and one of his roommates trying to hit on me later, he starts talking about intersectionality and my mind goes ?????????????? and we legit talked about rape culture and trump and how fucked we all are. eventually we started talking about the law and feminism so then I tell him I'm gay and his immediate response is "do you get those stupid microagressions from guys who say they can turn you straight?" and it took me a minute to respond bc the fact he even knew that word was so bizarre it was like worlds colliding. he then tells me he thinks his little sister might be gay because he thinks she told him while he was drunk one night but he couldn't remember so he asks for advice because he doesn't want to upset her because, in his words, "T'm not gay so you know I don't understand it like you do." then, because the night of course could get weirder, he tells me he writes poetry but doesn't tell anyone because he'll get shit for it bc he's supposed to be a "tough guy" and masculine and shit and I just feel Jesus sending me a message through this kid that I shouldn't judge all dude bros by the bro-ness of their looks but I also wanna stay sexy and not get murdered so l'm gonna keep doing finally I left because I was tired and also I had to wash the smell of bad cologne off of me but guys this was an experience please be- lieve me. i was standing in the shower before just letting the water wash over me as the whole two hour ordeal played over in my head because we laughed, we talked. he told me something about himself no one else knows, we exchanged political ideas and fist bumps. we bonded over the stress of a seminar paper and now we are forever changed by this event. so that was how my dumb lesbian ass willingly walked into a room with four dudebros in it. cutecajunlizard I was so scared this was gonna go badly but turns out it's about making new friends in Source: lesbianvenom 83,261 notes Dudebro Story
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hanabryanne: bringmetwentyoneveilsatsix: reverseracism: maxvista: anomaly1: bytdwd: dmc-dmc: thesoftghetto: calendrierroi: mixed-apocalyptic: didntfitthenarrative: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: thisiswhiteculture: magnacarterholygrail: clarknokent: heartbreakes: jesscaasqueaks: 50starsand13bars: Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you. actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit.  The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look the “I’ve Never Taken Public Transportation in My Life and Snort Coke in the Back of an Uber” look The “I act like a stereotypical high school movie jock but the only sport I play is golf” look The “Don’t stereotype us and complain if we stereotype you” outift The last one tho .^^^ the “What would you do if i was there next to you right now” outfit The “I say nigga sometimes with my friends when nobodies around” outfit Lmfao The “I like instigating fights but if you hit me my daddy will sue” outfit The “without me?” outfit The “poor people are lazy and my parents are rich because they work hard outfit” The “u got kik” outfit The “nah I could never be friends with a gay person. What if they hit on me?” Outfit : FUKK@based vuitton The "I rape a girl at a party but don't go to jail" outfit 31,437 1,916 hanabryanne: bringmetwentyoneveilsatsix: reverseracism: maxvista: anomaly1: bytdwd: dmc-dmc: thesoftghetto: calendrierroi: mixed-apocalyptic: didntfitthenarrative: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: thisiswhiteculture: magnacarterholygrail: clarknokent: heartbreakes: jesscaasqueaks: 50starsand13bars: Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you. actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit.  The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look the “I’ve Never Taken Public Transportation in My Life and Snort Coke in the Back of an Uber” look The “I act like a stereotypical high school movie jock but the only sport I play is golf” look The “Don’t stereotype us and complain if we stereotype you” outift The last one tho .^^^ the “What would you do if i was there next to you right now” outfit The “I say nigga sometimes with my friends when nobodies around” outfit Lmfao The “I like instigating fights but if you hit me my daddy will sue” outfit The “without me?” outfit The “poor people are lazy and my parents are rich because they work hard outfit” The “u got kik” outfit The “nah I could never be friends with a gay person. What if they hit on me?” Outfit
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