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Memes, A Big Mac, and Black Guy: Employees: We want $15 an hour McDonalds ORDER ORDER HERE HERE TTStoryTime Sorry for no captions. It's the new 🌊 tho - I don't usually like eating fast food but a nigga is starving word to Ethiopia. So I pull into the McDonald's drive thru and wait for the machine to talk. "Hi welcome to McDonald's" "Hi, can I have a large ice cream cone with no cone and no ice cream?" "Ice cream machine broke." "Damn OK. Well in that case can I have a Big Mac and a small drink?" "🅱IG Ma🅱 Ma🅱chine broke." "What? What's a 🅱ig Ma🅱?" "My nigga you don't know what a 🅱ig Ma🅱 is? 😂👋👌💯" "What language are you speaking?' "Sir can you please order there are people behind you." "Ummm okay... Can I just have a large drink?" "Drink machine broke." "Ugh I'm tired of this let me speak to the manager!" "Manager machine broke." At this point I'm so irritated I park my car and walk into the building. "Can I please speak to the person in charge?" I say to cashier. "Person in charge machine broke." I face-palmed and walk out of the door. I went to the trunk of my car and pulled out the M14 I was saving for class tomorrow. When I entered the store again, I pointed the gun at all of the employees. The people behind me screamed and ran. Noone dared move. "Ima give y'all motherfuckers one more chance. Either I talk to who's in charge or I kill all of you. What's it gonna be?" To my left I see a black guy in a wheelchair dressed differently roll towards the register. "Are you the manager?" I ask. He nods. "Why the hell are your employees saying the machines are broken?" He gestures behind him. It was the Ice cream machine with a note on it that read: "Broke" To the right was another machine Id never seen before. "🅱ig Ma🅱 ma🅱hine broke." He said. I looked at his wheelchair. His legs were skinny and lifeless. "Manager machine broke?" I asked. He nodded. "O." I say quietly. I put the gun down and walk out of the store. Suddenly I realized I forgot something. I turn around and say: "What about the Person in charge machine?" "Nigga is you dumb?" All the employees laugh. Little did they know I still had that M14 in my hands 😉
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