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See fam this is the difference between pretty ladies and doggies - pretty ladies gon dance after they first bite of food. Doggies however they gon do a β€œcelebratory anticipatory dance” πŸ˜‚. I know this dance well bc this the dance men do in they head when spicy chimken wings bout to hit the table, or when a girl leading u up the staircase of her building to her apartment past the bicycles and hipster shoe assortment (that’s how u hip cute girls be living lol - in lil three story buildings where people keep really cute Sh!t in the hallway like a skateboard or a Swedish baby stroller or some pretty pink Vans sneakers. In Miami or Cali u might hecc around and see a surf bordt πŸ„β€β™€οΈ, a kayak or a canoe lmao. It’s geographical 😬.) THAT’S THE ENTIRE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PUPPOS AND MEN LMAO EVOLUTION HAS BEEN MODEST AT BEST WE FAR MORE SIMILAR THAN DIFFERENT BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (Slide 1: @brutusthabully. Slide 2: @goof6912 - @jamsauce. Slide 3: @visidora. Slide 4: @ebirwin.): He is so grateful for getting his favorite snack 0:47 See fam this is the difference between pretty ladies and doggies - pretty ladies gon dance after they first bite of food. Doggies however they gon do a β€œcelebratory anticipatory dance” πŸ˜‚. I know this dance well bc this the dance men do in they head when spicy chimken wings bout to hit the table, or when a girl leading u up the staircase of her building to her apartment past the bicycles and hipster shoe assortment (that’s how u hip cute girls be living lol - in lil three story buildings where people keep really cute Sh!t in the hallway like a skateboard or a Swedish baby stroller or some pretty pink Vans sneakers. In Miami or Cali u might hecc around and see a surf bordt πŸ„β€β™€οΈ, a kayak or a canoe lmao. It’s geographical 😬.) THAT’S THE ENTIRE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PUPPOS AND MEN LMAO EVOLUTION HAS BEEN MODEST AT BEST WE FAR MORE SIMILAR THAN DIFFERENT BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (Slide 1: @brutusthabully. Slide 2: @goof6912 - @jamsauce. Slide 3: @visidora. Slide 4: @ebirwin.)
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Is it bad if I buy a flat screen TV for my office and play this therapeutic-a$$ video on constant infinite repeat bc *literally goes to COSTCO, buys unreasonably large flat screen, brings it to register* Reasonably cute 46 year old cashier with upper t!tty tattoo: β€œI’m comin to YOUR house for movie night 😊.” Me: β€œit’ll be in my office playing dog videos on repeat but you’re welcome to come there but u gon have to dress business casual and also we ain’t gon hook up we just gon watch doggies I don’t do that type of thing in the office 😊.” Cashier: β€œπŸ˜³.” Me: β€œhere go my COSTCO card Susan just ring me up so I can grab my slice of pizza and dip pls bless up.” πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: I've been petting him like this for the past 15 minutes. He loves it. Vid: Reddit u:wizsik |@DrSmashlove Is it bad if I buy a flat screen TV for my office and play this therapeutic-a$$ video on constant infinite repeat bc *literally goes to COSTCO, buys unreasonably large flat screen, brings it to register* Reasonably cute 46 year old cashier with upper t!tty tattoo: β€œI’m comin to YOUR house for movie night 😊.” Me: β€œit’ll be in my office playing dog videos on repeat but you’re welcome to come there but u gon have to dress business casual and also we ain’t gon hook up we just gon watch doggies I don’t do that type of thing in the office 😊.” Cashier: β€œπŸ˜³.” Me: β€œhere go my COSTCO card Susan just ring me up so I can grab my slice of pizza and dip pls bless up.” πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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PUT ALL SHELTER DOGGIES IN WORK PLACES. LET EVERYONE PET THEM, FEED THEM, WALK THEM ON COFFE BREAKS, AND LOVE THEM. AND LET THEM LIVE THERE. ALL U CORPORATE JOBS HAVE HELLA OPEN OFFICES FROM WHEN U FIRED SUZY THE HR LEAD WHO EVERYONE ABSOLUTELY DESPISES BC U CALL SUZY LIKE β€œhey Suzy! I want to change primary care doctors. Anything I need to do with my insurance to get that done?” AND SHE LIKE β€œYOU HAVE TO CALL CIGNA WE HAVE NO INVOLVEMENT” AND SUZY ANSWER EVERY QUESTION LIKE THIS FOR 11 YEARS AND THEN MARY THE CFO CALL HER AND SUZY LIKE β€œIDK MARY CALL CIGNA” AND MARY LIKE β€œoh you’ve messed with the wrong one Suzy - chuck will be firing you tomorrow bc we finally realized you don’t actually do anything bye suze” BAM - GIVE SUZY’S OFFICE TO THE DOGGIES U FEEL ME? PROBLEM SOLVED BLESS UP πŸ€€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚: One tennis tournament is using shelter dogs as ball boys. BRAZIL OPEN 2016 CAN PUT ALL SHELTER DOGGIES IN WORK PLACES. LET EVERYONE PET THEM, FEED THEM, WALK THEM ON COFFE BREAKS, AND LOVE THEM. AND LET THEM LIVE THERE. ALL U CORPORATE JOBS HAVE HELLA OPEN OFFICES FROM WHEN U FIRED SUZY THE HR LEAD WHO EVERYONE ABSOLUTELY DESPISES BC U CALL SUZY LIKE β€œhey Suzy! I want to change primary care doctors. Anything I need to do with my insurance to get that done?” AND SHE LIKE β€œYOU HAVE TO CALL CIGNA WE HAVE NO INVOLVEMENT” AND SUZY ANSWER EVERY QUESTION LIKE THIS FOR 11 YEARS AND THEN MARY THE CFO CALL HER AND SUZY LIKE β€œIDK MARY CALL CIGNA” AND MARY LIKE β€œoh you’ve messed with the wrong one Suzy - chuck will be firing you tomorrow bc we finally realized you don’t actually do anything bye suze” BAM - GIVE SUZY’S OFFICE TO THE DOGGIES U FEEL ME? PROBLEM SOLVED BLESS UP πŸ€€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
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