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I told my girlfriend to write me a 3 paragraph essay on why I should hug her. Little did I know, she actually was doing it while I was playing videogames.: ctor- 1 Lexie M 12/10/17 Mr. Robert Hugs Reasons you need to give me a hug On December 10th, 2017, Robert you asked if I wanted a hug. Of course I said yes, I'm always accepting offers for hugs. But since you wanted to be a prick, you told me to writea three paragraph essay as to why you should give me hugs. Here it is, Bitch. Reason number one is simple, and self explanatory. You're my boyfriend, and I should be receiving hugs very often. As a needy girlfriend, I need these hugs to be happy, healthy, and content. You should know this, because we have been together for over one year. Assuming you already know this, my question is this: why didn't you give me the hug anyways? Fortunately, for you, I'm a very forgiving and understanding person. I'll accept a hug later and you can continue playing H1Z1 with your friend Jake. Reason number two is a bit more complex. Hugs release neurotransmitters called Oxytocin and Serotonin. Considering you're about to be an Economic/ Computer Science major, you don't know what a neurotransmitter is. A neurotransmitter is a chemical that is released at the end of a nerve fiber upon arrival of a nerve impulse. Between fibers are gaps called synapses. These neurotransmitters allow the diffusion from one fiber to the other. If know you at all, I'd know you skipped the whole reading on what a neurotransmitter is. There will be a quiz following this short essay, better read up! Oxytocin and Serotonin are very important to living a happy life. Oxytocin is also very important to the reproductive system, so, if you ever want to get jiggy; give your girlfriend a hug! Serotonin is the chemical Il've been lacking for years which is why I've suffered from depression and anxiety. So, in conclusion, give your favorite girl (besides Fergie, dumb Bitch) a hug to keep her Serotonin levels up! (Oxytocin) The third and final reason why you should give me a hug is because it is scientifically proven that it improves sense of trust and sense of security. I'm not saying that our relationship needs much improving, because we are truly everyone's favorite couple. Why wouldn't we be? We're hot, funny, and smart. Senses of trust could always use improvement, even if we trust each other already. (Which I hope you do, bitch) In conclusion, I believe I deserve all the hugs I desire. This will not only benefit me, but you as well. It will benefit you because of the good mood I will be in afterwards. This good mood not only makes my day easier, but yours too. Hugs are good for my well being, I need them on a regular basis. Citations "Oxytocin." Psychology Today, Sussex Publishers, www.psychologytoday.com/basicsloxytocin McIntosh, James. "Serotonin: Facts, What Does Serotonin Do?" Medical News Today, MediLexicon International, 29 Apr. 2016 www.medicalnewstoday.com/kc/serotonin-facts-232248 I told my girlfriend to write me a 3 paragraph essay on why I should hug her. Little did I know, she actually was doing it while I was playing videogames.