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Batman, Dude, and Head: AND AS SOON AS WE GRT THE Suh-Buh- Buh-Buh Buh I MEANN BABYMAN BATMAN BATMAN T MEAN, BATMAN BABY YOU ALL KNOW WHO I AM. YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO. BUT T'M HOLDING A SMALL CHILD HERE. AND IF YOU MAKE ME DO ANYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY ENDANGER THIS BABY. OU WILL BE VERY, VERY SORRY. FOREVER NO PROBLEM, MAN WE'LL JUST WAIT FOR THE COPS, OKAY? YEAH, OKAY I GOT ONE HERE YOU CAN HAVE, TOO. BATMAN EXCUSE ME? DON'T YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TO HOLD A BABY 7 SHE'S RIGHT, DUDE. YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT THE HEAD A LITTLE MORE. BABIES DON'T HAVE MUCH IN THE WAY OF NECK MUSCLES, YOU KNOW " YON. AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A DIAPER EITHER. ALL OF THIS ? OKAY, THIS SHOULD PRETTY MUCH DO IT SURE. YOU NEED DIAPERS, WIPES, MAYBE A LITTLE LOTION PLUS T PICKED UP A BOTTLE AND SOME FORMULA FOR THE BABY. SPEND HOME HEY, THANKS FORMULA WELL, I FIGURED, YOU DIDN'T BABY, YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T IT ON A CAB RIDE KNOW ABOUT CHANGING THEE HAVE ANYTHING FOR HIM TO EAT HERE'S YOUR CHANGE. AND YOU KNOW, TOO NO, THANK YOU I6) AND THAT'S AND NOW JUST PULL UP THE LITTLE TABS AND ATTACH THEM ITIS DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE WITH THIS PROCEDURE NOm IS THE WATER THE CORRECT TEMPERATURE? AS WELL I THINK SO. NO, NO, I DON'T THINK SO. THANK YOU, ALFRED EXCELLENT THEN YOU ARE READY TO FEED THE BABY. WE'LL BOTH BE JUST FINE <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teapotsahoy.tumblr.com/post/114829378896">teapotsahoy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teland.tumblr.com/post/114509437626">teland</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wcreaf.tumblr.com/post/113741445541">wcreaf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zatannawayne.tumblr.com/post/111073852065">zatannawayne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You will be very, very sorry…. Forever.</p> <p><i><b>Gotham Adventures #26</b></i></p> </blockquote> <p>This should be the new “is your Batman remotely like Batman” test. Can your version of Batman be caring enough to hold and care for a small child, yet still menace four criminals into surrendering, and even then still not be scary enough that a civilian can just go up to him and say “hey you holding that baby wrong, you clearly do not know what you’re doing. Let me help.” And he accepts her help, doesn’t try pretend he doesn’t need help because it’d hurt his image. </p> <p>That’s Batman.</p> </blockquote> <p>^^^^</p> <p>THIS<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Imagine a world where they went this direction with cinematic Batman, instead of “very grim oatmeal”</p> </blockquote>

teapotsahoy: teland: wcreaf: zatannawayne: You will be very, very sorry…. Forever. Gotham Adventures #26 This should be the new “is you...