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7/11, Bigfoot, and Food: bassiter Top 5 Gas Stations To Die At 5. Shell Shells range from well-kept to shady as hell, so dying here is an iffy bet, but at least it has variety. Usually pretty busy, so your body will probably be discovered quickly therefore taking all the mystery out of it. Conventional, but some people might like it. 4. Chevron -n Basically just like a less popular Shell, so you have a better chance of kicking the bucket here. The blue hues make for soothing colors to stare at as your ghost lingers there for all eternity. 3. Quik Trip High quality gas station with endless drinks and snacks. Seat yourself under the soda fountains and drown in sticky disgusting sugar. Excellent place if you want to get up to some poltergeist hijinks in your afterlife. Some go to heaven, some go to 7/11. Shady enough to feel like you might die any moment, but with a slushee selection that'll knock your socks off. Perfect place to die if you want to exist in a almost-but-not-quite liminal space. 5. Circle K As soon as you pull up to Circle K, you've already accepted your death. Anyone there is a possible death threat, and everyone there is doing something otherworldly. Extremely possible that all employees are extraterrestrial. Circle K is the ultimate liminal space gas station and the most likely spot to catch Bigfoot out of the woods. Who wouldn't wanna die there? thes3nator i but how could you forget Buc-ee's? 6. Buc-ee's With a row of gas pumps that seem to stretch out into infinity (with impressive parking to boot as well.) Buc-ees is without a doubt the best spot to die for extroverts looking to connect with other un-mortals from all walks of life. As far as luminal spaces go, Buc-ee's is not a strong contender as its clean bathrooms, wide variety of merchandise, and home-cooked southern food provide too welcoming an environment for wayward spirits. That said, the sheer numbers of people coming from diverse geographic locations provide a plethora of different belief systems and thus an excellent opportunity for possession. This is extremely handy if you need to possess religious adherents to get you to pray for your soul and thus set you free to the afterlife of your preference Source: donkamatic 2,840 notes Catch my lifeless corpse outside the circle K

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Advice, Be Like, and Beautiful: glumshoe I drea but the professor spent the first lecture doing nothing but clicking through a slideshow of photos of beautiful landscapes with C-3PO edited into them, then explaining that adding C- 3PO to otherwise serious situations ruined humans' ability to take them seriously. When we mt that I enrolled in a psychology class started laughing at what a pointless lecture this was, she glared at us and announced that our laughter had proved her point. Then funerals and show people sad pictures of the deceased with C-3PO photoshopped in. If they laughed, it meant their ability to feel humor was stronger than their ability to feel grief she assigned us our homework -go to I thought, 'oh my god my professor is a robot with absolutely no idea how human psychology works' so I decided to stay in the class and h her figure it out by writing explanations in my essays that would offer nuance and context glumshoe And now class, I want you to examine the following image." "Beautiful, isn't it? This shot of the Bolivian salt flats is absolutely breathtaking and meets all human standards of 'beauty'. The warm hues of the clouds contrast pleasantly with the deep azure of the sky, and the perfect mirroring in the water suggests an almost mystical purity. The human brain is nearly overcome with wonder at the natural optical illusion. However, I have toshopped C-3PO into the image, replacing the boat in the original photo. You all laugh! It is no longer a beautiful photo, but a comical one because no one respects C-3PO. You see him as a fool, and thus the picture becomes comical! Human brains prioritize humor to the exclusion of all else. Now, I want you all to go out and absolutely ruin some funerals tomorrow." glumshoe hmm 5,822 notes advice-animal: Psychology be like that

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Be Like, Beautiful, and Brains: glumshoe I drea but the professor spent the first lecture doing nothing but clicking through a slideshow of photos of beautiful landscapes with C-3PO edited into them, then explaining that adding C- 3PO to otherwise serious situations ruined humans' ability to take them seriously. When we mt that I enrolled in a psychology class started laughing at what a pointless lecture this was, she glared at us and announced that our laughter had proved her point. Then funerals and show people sad pictures of the deceased with C-3PO photoshopped in. If they laughed, it meant their ability to feel humor was stronger than their ability to feel grief she assigned us our homework -go to I thought, 'oh my god my professor is a robot with absolutely no idea how human psychology works' so I decided to stay in the class and h her figure it out by writing explanations in my essays that would offer nuance and context glumshoe And now class, I want you to examine the following image." "Beautiful, isn't it? This shot of the Bolivian salt flats is absolutely breathtaking and meets all human standards of 'beauty'. The warm hues of the clouds contrast pleasantly with the deep azure of the sky, and the perfect mirroring in the water suggests an almost mystical purity. The human brain is nearly overcome with wonder at the natural optical illusion. However, I have toshopped C-3PO into the image, replacing the boat in the original photo. You all laugh! It is no longer a beautiful photo, but a comical one because no one respects C-3PO. You see him as a fool, and thus the picture becomes comical! Human brains prioritize humor to the exclusion of all else. Now, I want you all to go out and absolutely ruin some funerals tomorrow." glumshoe hmm 5,822 notes Psychology be like that

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Cats, Church, and Dr. Seuss: smi Today 6:33 PM Like I said, mine usually wind up in poetry. I think this was an outlier for us both tbh Tell u what a write you a poem to help drown out the murderwedding Shakespearean sonnet, limerick, or Dr Seuss style? And then I'd need a topic hmm dr seuss styles seems different i actually don't mind the murder wedding topic Sooo a Dr. Seuss poem about a Because if so, comin' right up Today 719 PM yup. key to my heart right there The church bells ka-klangered with rupturous sound as everyone gathered and crowded The Whofolk of Whoville all smiled with to witness the wedding of woman and boy. We're gathered today, the Lorax Up here on the hill with my favorite tree These two will trade vows, together and then let the murderous bloodshed The man did step forward and proffered and stared in her eyes and was lost for a while. But soon did the moment return him with haste as he reached for pages he'd tucked in his waist My Sally, my love, words cannot the love that I feel in my heart and my brain. The feelings come in in a wondrous flood so I have to have have you to kill in cold I promise you this, my dear Sam I Am, I'd poison your breakfast of green eggs and ham. I meant what I said and I said what I I promise I'll kill you, one hundred The crowd did applaud and gushed out their 'awwws and then did soon fall. and then did soon fall a quite tangible pause The Lorax stepped forward, his face in And now let the murdering bloodfest Horton stomped guests into glittering refusing to listen to screams of a Who He tossed a man up, straight up in the airl And down he did crash through a woody old chair Thing One and Thing Two both did pull and squeezed on the triggers.. oh what such good fun They gunned down the Lorax with rat-a- tat-tat but then came their boss the nefarious Cat He waitzed up to One and did toss his hat free and said "give your gun, you should give it to me!" "I can't give it, Cat.. 'd be a sitting duck!" But the Cat didin't give one flippity-flap- flying fuck. He pushed on a button and watched his machine a horrific titan that loomed over scene Its arms and its gloves all did spin all knocking off heads quite scary no doubt! But then Sam I Am gave and leaped through the air- wow, did a furious roar, He tossed a He tossed a grenade right into Cat's seat and Booml all that lay were two smoking cat feet. All 'cross the field, corpses bled rainbow hues, which pooled up and squished with each step into shoes The bride and the groom were t two to stand and there they embraced, both with blades in their hand he last A flash and a crack, and then both coughed in sync and down to their knees both in unison slinked. As darkness closed in, with stopping of they shared one more kiss... "ill death do us part Today 8:15 PM that was the best thing i've ever read we can get married now i'm ready Time to run these poems straight into the ground 😎
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Clothes, Friends, and Fucking: Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue feels-for-the-fictional I have been waiting for this post all my life. marzipanandminutiae They are indeed purple, But one thing you've missed: The concept of purple Didn't always exist. Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his "wine-dark sea. A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold. So roses are red Violets once were called blue. I'm hugely pedantic But what else is new? ineptshieldmaid My friend you're not wrong About Homer's wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You've given short shrift. The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold. By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved For only the emperor! The word purple for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long Is almost magenta; More red than blue The concept of purple is old, and yet new The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue squeeful While this song makes me merry Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple Its long, but its good
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Clothes, Friends, and Fucking: ithendra writrs Follow satanpositive Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue feels-for-the-fictional I have been waiting for this post all my life marzipanandminutiae They are indeed purple But one thing you've missed The concept of purple" Didn't always exist. Some cultures lack names For a color, you see Hence good old Homer And his "wine-dark sea." A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold. So roses are red Violets once were called blue I'm hugely pedantic But what else is new? ineptshieldmaid My friend you're not wrong About Homer's wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You've given short shrift. The concept of purple My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye Imperial decree Meant that in Rome to wear purpura was a privilege reserved For only the emperor! The word 'purple', for clothes so fancy Entered English By the ninth century Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc known for so long Is almost magenta More red than blue The concept of purple is old, and yet new The dye is red So this might be true Roses are purple And violets are blue squeeful While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple e naomispeaks IT GOT BETTER writrs When english majors really need to write a paper, but get distracted 96 691 notes Its obvious when you think about it.
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Clothes, Friends, and Fucking: ithendra writrs Follow satanpositive Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue feels-for-the-fictional I have been waiting for this post all my life marzipanandminutiae They are indeed purple But one thing you've missed The concept of purple" Didn't always exist. Some cultures lack names For a color, you see Hence good old Homer And his "wine-dark sea." A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold. So roses are red Violets once were called blue I'm hugely pedantic But what else is new? ineptshieldmaid My friend you're not wrong About Homer's wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You've given short shrift. The concept of purple My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye Imperial decree Meant that in Rome to wear purpura was a privilege reserved For only the emperor! The word 'purple', for clothes so fancy Entered English By the ninth century Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc known for so long Is almost magenta More red than blue The concept of purple is old, and yet new The dye is red So this might be true Roses are purple And violets are blue squeeful While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple e naomispeaks IT GOT BETTER writrs When english majors really need to write a paper, but get distracted 96 691 notes Its obvious when you think about it.
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Beautiful, Children, and Energy: flonde submitted to userboxed: Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child. The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the "Law of One" or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet. They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness. Crystal children's auras aren't specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn't in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away. The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don't mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful Queue Post
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Life, Love, and Respect: do i just kill myself already To be, or not to be. That is the question: whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them to die to sleep no more and by a sleep to say we end the heartache, and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished to die to sleep to sleep perchance to dream; ay, there's the rub for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuftled off this mortal col must give us pause. There's the respect that makes calamity of so long life for who would bear the whips and scoms of time th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely the pangs of despised love, the law's delay the insolence of office, and the spums that patient merit of th unworthy takes when he himselt might his quietus make with a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear to grunt and sweat under a weary lfe but that the dread of something after death the undiscovered country, from whose bourn no traveller retums. puzzles the will and makes us rather bear those ills we have than fly to others that we know not of? thus conscience does make cowards of us all and thus the native hue of resolution is sickled o'er with the pałe cast of thought and enterprise of great pitch and moment with this regard their currents tum awry and lose the name of action. Soft you now, rhe air Ophelia! nmph. in thy orisons be all my sins remembered. me irl

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Anna, Fucking, and Journey: Kelly @KellBelleTN Best baby announcement ever. eliza anna elizabeth anna elizaberh <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://frogii.tumblr.com/post/148608092475">frogii</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetopia.tumblr.com/post/148434269220">internetopia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fernhat.tumblr.com/post/147673983377">fernhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inkblotpony.tumblr.com/post/147659932534">inkblotpony</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deltasniper1000.tumblr.com/post/144326406031">deltasniper1000</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://biff-donderglutes.tumblr.com/post/144314381992">biff-donderglutes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dongstomper.tumblr.com/post/144312492912">dongstomper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://golden-eyedghost.tumblr.com/post/144071216563">golden-eyedghost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://areyoufromanotherplanet.tumblr.com/post/144070602653">areyoufromanotherplanet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andrewbelami.tumblr.com/post/144066415380">andrewbelami</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatgurlataylor.tumblr.com/post/144016608560">thatgurlataylor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://autie-commie.tumblr.com/post/143977060656">autie-commie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boozevulture.tumblr.com/post/143977032340">boozevulture</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hamiltonthemusicalfan666.tumblr.com/post/143959809623">hamiltonthemusicalfan666</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ikazon.tumblr.com/post/143959752472">ikazon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andrewbelami.tumblr.com/post/143956003700">andrewbelami</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/We-did-it-honey">#We did it honey</a><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/the-evil-is-defeated">#the evil is defeated</a> (via <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m85Xtoxcz8lkrXl87lF2g6A">@beasthenshin</a>)<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen</p> </blockquote> <p>congrats! your smokebox was blue</p> <p>this means you will birth a Denim Child</p> </blockquote> <p>*Jild</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.</p> </blockquote> <p>The genre of their baby</p> </blockquote> <p>Easy Listening Baby</p> </blockquote> <p>Smooth Jazz Baby</p> </blockquote> <p>post-progressive dreamfunk baby</p> </blockquote> <p>Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby</p> </blockquote> <p>ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T</p> </blockquote> <p>&gt;tfw no vaporwave baby</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="512" data-orig-width="768"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e858443963c095b5d6cea514b308bf81/tumblr_inline_oald1zczHd1qhzipj_540.png" data-orig-height="512" data-orig-width="768"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>This post is a journey</p> </blockquote> <p>i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too</p> </blockquote>
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Bitch, Dumb, and God: So do whed ysu de bel to REALLY time l NUT . mohe me yuy lady What a wishe ful BITCH on now REPLKCEMENT BITCH for you! -jes maom НЕС <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jlewdaby.tumblr.com/post/147880149658" target="_blank">jlewdaby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b><a href="https://www.patreon.com/JLullaby" target="_blank">MY PATREON</a></b></p> <p>EDIT: can anyone let me know how to make it so the pictures would show their correct resolutions because at the moment, theyre resized to the point where it is barely readable. im dumb at tumblr so please help, thankyou in advance c: as of now, heres temporary links to them instead:</p> <p><b><a href="https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/patreon.posts/15946415518962280823.png" target="_blank">TEXT</a></b></p> <p><b><a href="https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/patreon.posts/8793293087525317221.png" target="_blank">NO TEXT</a></b></p> <p>Man this one was a real doozy and i’m super happy to have finished it! Fun fact, i actually made a sketch of this months back (i think February?) in the “skeletal” phase but never touched it ever, since i thought i was going to be a difficult project to work on. They were also all supposed to be separate pieces but i grew fond of stitching bits of pictures together. Dang i was about to just delete those dumb skeletons but i’m actually really satisfied i went through with this :,) and goddammit, Salem is a goddamn nightmare for shading with my current methods D:&lt; as some of you  may know, it’s really hard for me to interpret correct hues along with shades if the base of the character/objects palette is close to pure white or pure black and…well…you get the idea with Salem. And another problem along with this was her hair was close to pure white along with her skin so whenever i wanted to select just any area where they touch, the selection would merge them together so i had to constantly change the color difference scale for the selection tool back and forth when it came to shading her -_- </p> <p>Cinder on the other hand was just a blast to color and shade! especially those peacock feathers on her side c: tried to provide that iridescent sheen to it so hopefully that translates through. Her expressions were so much fun to work with having them constantly shift in each transition! In contrast to Salem just having the same expression in each transition x) and god this was just layering hell having to put folders in folders in folders of each section of the piece. Something interesting that i did (which may be only interesting to me and probably everyone else has figured it out already lol) is that this piece was intended to be quite large but i was nervous of PTS’s memory overload so i needed it to be in a smaller resolution. however i wasnt too happy with the line quality when i lowered the resolution. knowing this, i thought “why don’t i just enlarge the resolutions JUST for the lines, then just shrink the resolution back to color to avoid overloading?” and it worked like a charm! didnt experience any overload from PTS and was able to preserve line quality! from everything else aside, i have to admit that the Salem symbols on her stomach was a straight copy paste insignia i found online from the show so i do feel embarrassed to put that into light. I’ve never been a fan of having to copy paste certain things like symbols but i’m too terrible when it comes to symbol designs :/ another fault i wanted to point out from myself was when creating the dialogue for this.</p> <p> I planned on posting this at 3:00PM today for some nonsensical reason and i started rushing the dialogue and due to the rush, it turned out extremely cluttered so i had to stop myself into thinking that i should take my time in every bit of this piece. reorganized, rehashed, resized, rewrote, and refined each bit of dialogue into something that satisfied me up to now! I do however want to show what’s behind most of the dialogue so i’ll be posting a non text version soon c: </p> </blockquote>
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