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ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “body glitter, nonconsensual licking of said body glitter”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Yuck? I just. I’m really stuck on this. I mean. It’s glitter. You know how glitter is. It’d stay in your mouth. Forever. You’d never get rid of it. You’d be 80 and still have the stuff stuck to your tongue. Your grandchildren would be like “why is your mouth sparkly” and you’d have to say “because there was this person and they didn’t want me to lick them but I did it anyway and god has punished me as I so richly deserve and let it be a lesson to you not to touch people without their consent because otherwise your mouth will become an unholy abomination.” When you’re buried and millennia later the archeologists dig up your tomb, your jaw would still be covered in glitter. Just. Why. Would you ever do this. I can’t deal with it.: body glitter, nonconseinsual licking of said body glitter ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “body glitter, nonconsensual licking of said body glitter”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Yuck? I just. I’m really stuck on this. I mean. It’s glitter. You know how glitter is. It’d stay in your mouth. Forever. You’d never get rid of it. You’d be 80 and still have the stuff stuck to your tongue. Your grandchildren would be like “why is your mouth sparkly” and you’d have to say “because there was this person and they didn’t want me to lick them but I did it anyway and god has punished me as I so richly deserve and let it be a lesson to you not to touch people without their consent because otherwise your mouth will become an unholy abomination.” When you’re buried and millennia later the archeologists dig up your tomb, your jaw would still be covered in glitter. Just. Why. Would you ever do this. I can’t deal with it.

ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “body glitter, nonconsensual licking of said body glitter”] The AO3 T...

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