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Advice, Drinking, and Family: erohero depressed kids in the media: I don't wanna go to therapy! I don't need help! I'm not some specimen for you to dissect! me, rollin up to my therapist's office and collapsing in relief what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week gay-jesus-probably families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we've researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you're sad but up. why didn't you go to school today, what's wrong with you, you're such a burden on this family kremeroyale Therapists in the media: understanding head tilt* My real live therapist whom l adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard jackhasdreams Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings also I'm prescribing you 500 different medicines My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let's try taking a nap exjwthings My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you'd love atheistjwteen Therapist in media: serious face the whole time My therapist: "laughs awkwardly* skirriss therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, "l'm afraid I haven't [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]" my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT??? my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance... you're my padawan now andromedex Actual things my therapist has told me "You're bassicly a glorified sad lizard." (It makes sense with context) "Damn girl you need to get your shit together." "Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn't bleach or memes." I'll add more tomorrow after I see her again fandomsohard my actual therapist: can i just say, you worry about the stupidest fucking shit Source: ierohero Tv advice vs professionalism
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Advice, Drinking, and Family: erohero depressed kids in the media: I don't wanna go to therapy! I don't need help! I'm not some specimen for you to dissect! me, rollin up to my therapist's office and collapsing in relief what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week gay-jesus-probably families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we've researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you're sad but up. why didn't you go to school today, what's wrong with you, you're such a burden on this family kremeroyale Therapists in the media: understanding head tilt* My real live therapist whom l adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard jackhasdreams Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings also I'm prescribing you 500 different medicines My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let's try taking a nap exjwthings My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you'd love atheistjwteen Therapist in media: serious face the whole time My therapist: "laughs awkwardly* skirriss therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, "l'm afraid I haven't [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]" my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT??? my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance... you're my padawan now andromedex Actual things my therapist has told me "You're bassicly a glorified sad lizard." (It makes sense with context) "Damn girl you need to get your shit together." "Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn't bleach or memes." I'll add more tomorrow after I see her again fandomsohard my actual therapist: can i just say, you worry about the stupidest fucking shit Source: ierohero Tv advice vs professionalism
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Alive, Beautiful, and Children: THE LAST DAYS OF POMPEII distrust: whatever the wishes of the mind, | love to train, to ripen their minds-to unfold the animal frame was well fitted to executethe sweet blossom of their hidden passion:s, them; the wiry muscles of the throat, the in order to prepare the fruit to my taste. I hraad chest, the nervous hands and lea loathe your ready-made and ripened courte aunt arms, which were bared above the sans; it is in the soft and unconscious prog napable alike of ress of innocence to desire that I find the sive endurance. true charm of love: it is thus that I defy ian to this fas- satiety; and by contemplating the freshness you ha e improved the of others, I sustain the freshness of my own tue much attending to my sensations. From the young hearts of my suggestion; and your verses are excellent. ictis I draw the ingredients of the caldron Always prophesy good fortupe, unless there in which I re-yout y. But enough of s an absolute impossibility oits fulilment." this: to the subject before us. You know, tin, that in Neapolis some time since I en ntered Ione and Apæcides, brother and er, the children of Athenians who had andare the to be at rest- at Neapolis. The death of their for rest prays the mariner in the Ægean sea,rents, who knew and esteemed me, consti or at least so says Horace;-can the mariner tuted me their g. I was not unmind be more an rest in the sea than when e is at fal of the trust. The youth, docile and mild, el lily to the impression I sought to on him. Next to woman, I love the lections of my ancestral land; I love to propagate on distant shores her colonies perchance yet people), her dark and mystic creeds. It may be that " Assuredly," replied the priest, leading it pleases me to delude mankind, while I thus he way to one of the small chambers which serve the deities. To Apæcides I taught the urrounded th open gate. Here they seated solemn faith of Isis. I unfolded to him rea the cinating flan voice of the stat iphave we ot s beautiful, he botton of it?" to other mattes you can admit meio one of your less sacred apartments?" which h hsomething of those sublime allegories which are couched beneath her worship. I excited winein a soul peculiarly alive to religious fer which while the companions partook, a r- 1 that enthusiasm which imagination begets on tain, drawn across the entrance opening to faith. I have placed him amongst you: he the court, concealed them rom e, b is one of you" admonished them by the thinness of the par-"He is so," said Calenus: "but in thus sition to speak low, or to speak no secrets: stimulating his faith, you have robbed him of wisdom. He is horror-struck that he is , in a voice no longer duped; our sage delusions, our ues and secret staircases, dis was its sound, at it has ever been may and revolt him; he pines; he wastes my maxim to attach yself to the young. away; he mutters to himself; he refuses to From their flexile and unformed minds I can share our ceremonies. He has been known coye out my fittest tools. I weaveI warp to frequent the company of men suspected mould them at my will.e Q the men I of adherence to that new and atheistical creed the which denies all our gods, and terms our oracles the inspirations of that malevolent ·n | spirit of which eastern tradition speaks. Our oracles-alas ! we know well whose inspira- ernative. Arbaces, air, so soft and in speaking stat favorite dstorted his ungainly features " Yes, I do not disguise it; woman is the tions they are." main object, the great appetite, of my soul.This is what I feared," said Arbace As you feed the victim for the slaughter, musingly, "from various reproaches he made love to rear the votaries of my pleasure. I me when I last saw him. Of late he hath
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Anaconda, Dude, and Family: 1 H Proglodyte 8720 points 17 hours ago I never really understood the whole Sugar Daddy fetish until I started seeing a girl who makes significantly less money than I do. I took her to a nice restaurant she could never afford on her own and seeing how happy she was with a big smile on her face got the ball rolling. After that even doing mundane things like going grocery shopping with her was a huge turn on for me. On her own she mostly just eats rice, but I took her to a grocery store and let her fill her cart up with whatever she wanted. For the first time in her life she had a grocery bill over $100 and she's 33. She insisted on going through self checkout and every few items she would look at me with this huge smile. It's not a fetish I ever knew I had, but I love to indulge it now. Her mom's fridge was destroyed in a flood, so I bought her a new one. Her niece wanted to go to a science convention, but it was too expensive for her family so I paid for that too. Seeing that elated look on her face when I help out her or her family just really does it for me. permalink save report give gold reply <p><a href="http://derpomatic.tumblr.com/post/174417423165/siryouarebeingmocked-scdk-nsfw-milloboi" class="tumblr_blog">derpomatic</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174417345305/scdk-nsfw-milloboi-etirabys-i-did-not" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://scdk-nsfw.tumblr.com/post/174241230635" class="tumblr_blog">scdk-nsfw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://milloboi.tumblr.com/post/159891964066/etirabys-i-did-not-expect-to-be-touched-while" class="tumblr_blog">milloboi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://etirabys.tumblr.com/post/156508238094/i-did-not-expect-to-be-touched-while-skimming-a" class="tumblr_blog">etirabys</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>…i did not expect to be <i>touched</i> while skimming a reddit thread on fetish origin stories</p></blockquote> <p>that dudes fetish is called: being a loving and caring dude</p> </blockquote> <p>Clearly, when you’re not being taught as a child what generosity and altruism are; when you finally experience someone else’s joy and happiness as result of your own actions - unable to understand these emotions you go through… you start to vilify yourself by calling it a fetish, as if something is wrong with you, in this current current age where a large majority of the people are selfish and looking out only for themselves…</p> <p style="">Yeah, I can see why he thinks himself a Sugar Daddy.<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="164" data-orig-width="230"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f940962a3b6288159bfa1f6be444eba2/tumblr_inline_opeozifJaa1r9bq4i_250.jpg" data-orig-height="164" data-orig-width="230"/></figure></blockquote> <p>He’s getting turned on by being nice to her and her family?<br/><br/>That must make family dinner awkward.<br/><br/>“pass the salt please”<br/>“thank you!”<br/><br/>“hnnnnnggggghuuuuuhhh”<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Yikes</p>

derpomatic: siryouarebeingmocked: scdk-nsfw: milloboi: etirabys: …i did not expect to be touched while skimming a reddit thread on fetish...

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