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I don't know what it is about women but they can go weeks straight with out dick but once you get them turnt on its over. I experience this when I was driving with my girl. She was mad over some petty shit like me saying I was going to my cousins house but really I was cheating. She had no proof so I was innocent till proven guilty. She was mad the whole ride. 99% of the time if a girl got attitude she either hungry or want dick. I pull up to McDonald's to cop her a quick meal. I know it's cheap but a real one gotta ball on a budget. While on the drive through line I decide to be freaky. I been with my girl long enough to know her sweet spots. Bryson said it best "Left hand is steering the other is gripping the thigh". Bae acting like she wasn't hungry. I seen her peeking at the menu from the corner of her eye but that shit better not move past that dollar menu or she gonna end up like Carl from walking dead. I try to slip my hand between her legs when she looks up and says fuck is you doing. You know how bae be playing around when she hungry. "what you mean Ma" as I proceed to creep my hand up to the Putang. That's when she clenches her thighs together hard as shit. You ever slam a car door on your hand fam? Girls be having the strength of Samson when they clamp them legs together. I felt the bones in my hand get crushed into a smoothie. I look over and she smiling like shits cute. My hand looking like a complicated gang sign. To make matters worse McDonalds ice cream machine never working. A Nigga hand to drive with his hand in the sweet tea cup. Nothing been the same since. I didn't get Putang or sauce with my nuggets. I'm single now. It took me 3 days to type this.: When he touches your inner thigh, but you're trying not to fuck don't need it. I don't know what it is about women but they can go weeks straight with out dick but once you get them turnt on its over. I experience this when I was driving with my girl. She was mad over some petty shit like me saying I was going to my cousins house but really I was cheating. She had no proof so I was innocent till proven guilty. She was mad the whole ride. 99% of the time if a girl got attitude she either hungry or want dick. I pull up to McDonald's to cop her a quick meal. I know it's cheap but a real one gotta ball on a budget. While on the drive through line I decide to be freaky. I been with my girl long enough to know her sweet spots. Bryson said it best "Left hand is steering the other is gripping the thigh". Bae acting like she wasn't hungry. I seen her peeking at the menu from the corner of her eye but that shit better not move past that dollar menu or she gonna end up like Carl from walking dead. I try to slip my hand between her legs when she looks up and says fuck is you doing. You know how bae be playing around when she hungry. "what you mean Ma" as I proceed to creep my hand up to the Putang. That's when she clenches her thighs together hard as shit. You ever slam a car door on your hand fam? Girls be having the strength of Samson when they clamp them legs together. I felt the bones in my hand get crushed into a smoothie. I look over and she smiling like shits cute. My hand looking like a complicated gang sign. To make matters worse McDonalds ice cream machine never working. A Nigga hand to drive with his hand in the sweet tea cup. Nothing been the same since. I didn't get Putang or sauce with my nuggets. I'm single now. It took me 3 days to type this.
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Bitches be think they slick when you say you about to pay for their meal. I'm in McDonalds bout to pick up some food before I go home because I don't want to eat my grandfathers chicken foot gumbo. I'm ordering when I see some flossed out bad bitch struggling to pay for her food. Bruh I was ready to take her down on that mcdonalds counter and that's word to CHRIS Brown. I start small talk while she look for her money, when she was about to pay I had some spear change to pay for her meal. She cocked that neck back and looked at me. She knew she was fucking with a baller. By the looks of it she probably gave BOMB neck too. I had to go in for the kill. Im a real niqqa so I take my $1 sweet tea cup and fill it up with sprite. Mcdonalds had me Fvcked up thinking I'm spending $2.49 for a large soft drink. As im mixing my lean over by the soda dispenser she says "Thank you your such a gentleman cutie pie " I sip my lean slowly so I can be trippy before I try to take her back to the crib and give her my "BIG MAC". That's when she says "my boyfriend loves these snack wraps and nuggets". BOYFRIEND ? Bruh my eyes opened wide the way the anime characters look when they get they shit Rocked. I was ready to slap the MC-SHIT out this bitch bruh. Nah I wasn't taking that L. I snatched that mcdonalds bag out her hand. I ain't captain feed a hoe, I ain't feeding her and her nigga. I left mcdonalds hungry and stressed. She snitched and told her boyfriend. I had to hit that Dragon Ball teleport shit to get home. I forgot my lean on the counter. The bitch didn't even put sauce in the bag. Moral of the story. Don't beat Ya meat with Hand sanitizer.: When they ask if your order is together or separate and your crush says 'together ON WASHINGTO BRADLEY BEAL e OHN WALL Bitches be think they slick when you say you about to pay for their meal. I'm in McDonalds bout to pick up some food before I go home because I don't want to eat my grandfathers chicken foot gumbo. I'm ordering when I see some flossed out bad bitch struggling to pay for her food. Bruh I was ready to take her down on that mcdonalds counter and that's word to CHRIS Brown. I start small talk while she look for her money, when she was about to pay I had some spear change to pay for her meal. She cocked that neck back and looked at me. She knew she was fucking with a baller. By the looks of it she probably gave BOMB neck too. I had to go in for the kill. Im a real niqqa so I take my $1 sweet tea cup and fill it up with sprite. Mcdonalds had me Fvcked up thinking I'm spending $2.49 for a large soft drink. As im mixing my lean over by the soda dispenser she says "Thank you your such a gentleman cutie pie " I sip my lean slowly so I can be trippy before I try to take her back to the crib and give her my "BIG MAC". That's when she says "my boyfriend loves these snack wraps and nuggets". BOYFRIEND ? Bruh my eyes opened wide the way the anime characters look when they get they shit Rocked. I was ready to slap the MC-SHIT out this bitch bruh. Nah I wasn't taking that L. I snatched that mcdonalds bag out her hand. I ain't captain feed a hoe, I ain't feeding her and her nigga. I left mcdonalds hungry and stressed. She snitched and told her boyfriend. I had to hit that Dragon Ball teleport shit to get home. I forgot my lean on the counter. The bitch didn't even put sauce in the bag. Moral of the story. Don't beat Ya meat with Hand sanitizer.
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