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Being Alone, Bailey Jay, and Dude: Project A119 From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Project A119, also known as "Operation Fuck The Moon" was a top-secret plan developed in 1958 by the United States Air Force. The aim of the project was to detonate a nuclear bomb on the Moon which would help in answering some of the mysteries in thefingerfuckingfemalefury: deliciouspirategod: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: minerfromtarn: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: theimancameron: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: tharook: duxbelisarius: neproxrezi: the powder kegs vs the moon presence Ceterum censeo Lunam delendam esse. I HAVE FOUND THE PERSON WHO INITIATED PROJECT A119 Well this explains the episode “To Kill the Moon” a bit. “DAMN MOON…” No joke, I legit wanted to blow up the moon in middle school. Not cause I hated the moon, but cause middle school me hated the way cliche surfer dude, and The Beach Boys, talked. Middle school me figured that since surfers use the tide of the ocean to surf waves, I had to get rid of ocean tides to eliminate surfers and their accursedly annoying voices. And what causes the oceans’ tide? The freaking moon. Urgo, middle school me thought, if I got rid of the moon, I would get rid of tides and therefore also get rid of surfers. O.O”When I was in middle school I wanted to blow up the moon to get rid of surfers” might well be one of the best things I have ever read and I thank you for sharing your Middle School Supervillain Ambitions with me on this post :D NO NO. DON’T HURT THE MOON. She’s already up there all alone. SEND HER A GF. … SEND ME. I’ll love and protect her. ;_; WE WILL PROTECT OUR MOON WIFE
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Children, Comfortable, and Girls: HER TWO LITTLE DAUGHTERS WERE STRANDED IN A BUS FOR 5 HOURS. BUT SHE NEVER THOUGHT COMPLETE STRANGERS WOULD DO THIS So tonight my two little girls were stranded on a bus in Arnold/lmperial on Miller road for 5 hours. Bus 23. They are in 1st and 3rd grade. Being a parent I was in agony, panicked, worried sick. We couldn't reach or even talk to them. These girls are our whole world. imagined they were scared, hungry, unable to potty, cold, the awful things that went through my mind were limitless. Complete strangers who lived along the road took action. They linked arms, and helped these children across the road and into their homes to let them potty. They brought them snacks and waters. When i finally could talk to them, they had been playing games and singing songs. They were warm and happy. So if I could, I just have to say thank you to these strangers and bus drivers. l couldn't thank you enough. I don't know if you will ever know how grateful we are that you did this for these children. This could have been a very traumatic situation for these children. But you all really made it bearable. You protected them, made sure they were comfortable and had everything they needed. And you didn't have to. I thank you and I hope you see this somehow. <p>Her Two Little Daughters Were Stranded In A Bus For 5 Hours. But She Never Thought Complete Strangers Would Do This.</p>

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Beautiful, Dancing, and Funny: Eight years ago, students at my high school wrote to their favorite authors asking them to visit, Kurt Vonnequtwas the onlyone whoresponded writing this beautifuland humorous letter 228 E 48 NYC 10017 212-6 Dear Xavier High School, and Ms. Lockwood, and Messrs Perin, McFeely Batten, Maurer and Conglusta: I thank you for your friendly letters. You sure know how to cheer up a really old geezer (84) in his sunset years. I don't make publlc appearances any more because i now resemble nothing so much as an iguana. What I had to say to you, moreover, would not take long, to wit: Practice any art, music, singing, dancing, acting, drawing, painting, sculpting, poetry fiction, essays, reportage, no matter how well or badly, not to get money and fame, but to experience becomins, to find out what's inslde you, to make yout oul grow Seriouslyl I mean starting right now, do art and do It for the rest of your lives. Draw a funny or nice picture of Ms. Lockwood, and alve It to her. Dance home after school, and sing in the shower and on and on. Make a face in your mashed potatoes. Pretend you're Count Dracula. Here's an assignment for tonight, and I hope Ms. Lockwood will flunk you If you don't do it: Write a six line poem, about anything, but thymed. No fair tennis without a net. Make it as good as you possibly can. But don't tell anybody what you're doing. Don't show it or recite it to anybody, not even your girlfriend or parents or whatever, or Ms. Lockwood. OK? Tear it up into teeny-weeny pleces, and discard them into widely separated trash recepticals. You will find that you have already been glorlously rewarded for your poem. You have experienced becoming, learned a lot more about what's Inside you, and you have made your soul grow God bless you alll Kurt Vonnegut <p>Such A Beautiful Response.</p>
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Blessed, Dancing, and Family: Gabe the Dog 52 mins Friends It is with condolences that I must tell you Gabe passed away yesterday morning. He had been struggling with his heart for quite some time, and it very suddenly became worse. He went peacefully, being loved with his family with a smile on his face All things considered, Gabe had a good run. He was already pushing his senior years when we picked him up from the shelter, but still blessed us with six years of loving, dancing and borking. His borks never slowed down until his very last day! Not only was Gabe a wonderful part of our family his entertainment career was greater than I ever could have dreamed of. Something that started as a joke for my friends quickly became a global sensation, going as far as national TV in Japan! It really meant a lot to our family to see the joy he spread to everyone. We feel we made a positive effect on the world by sharing Gabe's smile with everyone. And with that, I thank you. You, the content creators, the fans leaving comments, sharing his pictures and spreading the message, made Gabe into something very special that won't be forgotten. Gabe may have crossed the rainbow bridge but his joy remains with all of us. Sleep tight, pupper! <p>Gabe the Dog, a famous internet pupper and meme, has passed away. Sleep tight, Gabe. via /r/memes <a href="http://ift.tt/2jHQLqd">http://ift.tt/2jHQLqd</a></p>

Gabe the Dog, a famous internet pupper and meme, has passed away. Sleep tight, Gabe. via /r/memes http://ift.tt/2jHQLqd

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Blessed, Dancing, and Family: Gabe the Dog Like This Page 59 mins Friends, It is with condolences that I must tell you Gabe passed away yesterday morning. He had been struggling with his heart for quite some time, and it very suddenly became worse. He went peacefully being loved with his family with a smile on his face. All things considered, Gabe had a good run. He was already pushing his senior years when we picked him up from the shelter, but still blessed us with six years of loving, dancing and borking. His borks never slowed down until his very last dayl Not only was Gabe a wonderful part of our family - his entertainment career was greater than I ever could have dreamed of. Something that started as a joke for my friends quickly became a global sensation, going as far as national TV in Japanl It really meant a lot to our family to see the joy he spread to everyone. We feel we made a positive effect on the world by sharing Gabe's smile with And with that, I thank you. You, the content creators, the fans leaving comments, sharing his pictures and spreading the message, made Gabe into something very special that won't be forgotten. Gabe may have crossed the rainbow bridge but his joy remains with all of us. Sleep tight, pupper Like -Comment → Share Sunna Sol and 26k othersTop comments 5,230 shares 5.9k comments Christopher Augustsson BORK IN DOG HEAVEN SWEET PUPPER Write a comment <p>Gabe The Dog just passed away, Can we have a moment of silence for one of the greates that helped boom this business via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2jUWXZk">http://ift.tt/2jUWXZk</a></p>

Gabe The Dog just passed away, Can we have a moment of silence for one of the greates that helped boom this business via /r/MemeEconomy http...

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