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Fashion, Food, and Fucking: rockatransky: on occasion, i browse the clearance racks at overpriced hipster-y boutiques cause from time to time you can find amazing deals, but being in Rich People Places always makes me a little nervous- and today when i was picking up a layaway from one of these shops, my nerves resulted in a story the shopkeepers are probably gonna be telling for quite a while. i'd just come from the feed store for lizard food (ie: bugs), and it was like 95F out so they were slowly being smothered to death in my backpack. so when the clerk, who i'd overheard was only on her second day working there, gave me my fancy sundress in a bag way too big for it, i pulled out two dozen crickets in a plastic bag and a tub full of mealworms from my pack and set them gently on the bag so they could breathe better till i got home. this girl's eyes go wide and she looks imploringly back at the equally startled-looking manager helping her through the transaction, and i realize that this might look a little weird to folks who aren't reptile keepers. so, instead of doing the logical thing and explaining that i'm feeding leopard geckos, i sorta chuckled and shrugged apologetically, and just said "dinner, y'know?" for the briefest of moments, there was an awkward silence so sweaty and suffocating you could drown in it, and then, in true daytime comedy fashion, the fucking crickets started chirping so i guess i'm never going back there ever again. Welp, time to go hide under a rock with the lizards
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Books, Children, and Chill: sondsheim: bakuryobaku sondsheim reblog and put the highest library late fee you've ever paid in the tags Ok so the highest I have paid is $20 the highest I have is $5000 and still counting and I'm never going back to Louisiana again There's gotta be a good story behind that $5000 fine Ok kiddo's sit the heckety down and hold onto your hats and broomsticks. The year is 2006. The setting, hick- fuckville Louisiana. I am but a humble child sitting in my local library reading all of the books that my school library banned, but they kept in the local library to adults, so that way they can "warn them, becouse if your child is reading these books they are possessed by show tan. This is the place where I got my first copy of Ann Rice's "Interview with the Vampire" which had all if my favorite things, a male/male relationship, vampires, the Victorian age, and best of all half of it takes place in uck-hickville Louisiana (not to be confused with Hick Fuckville, Louisiana). I have by me all of the books on the "don't let your child read this or they will become a sodomite" list. I am fucking having a blast, when guess who walks the flip flopity right up to me. That's right Pastor AssFuck McGee. And he goes "child, these books are not for children." To which I reply by saying nothing, picking up each book and checking them out. I walk out if the library, and I decide. Fuck you pastor AssFuck McGee. I am gonna read all if these books. 1 month later, my parents decide it's time to move, again. I'm chill with this. I hate this town. I hate this state. And I hate Paster AssFuck McGee and I don't even go to his church, but Kasey who sits by me during lunch does and she says that he's a "bleepity bleeping dumb slut" and I don't know how Kasey knows that Pastor AssFuck McGee is a slut, but I trust her opinion on it, and while I normally don't shame people for their sex lives I was willing to make an exception just for Pastor AssFuck McGee However, if we move I have to return my library books But I can't. I haven't finished reading all fucking 23 books, 2 magazines, and the informational pamphlet on th control. So I decided I hated Pastor AssFuck McGee and loved books more than I cared about the law. So l packed all of the library books up and move with them. I said fuck it. I'm gonna steal all of this. I was sure as fuck about to commit my first felony. We move to Arizona. I get enrolled into a new school one day in the snazy new computer lab I boot up the computer, that terrible fucking dial up noise hurts my ears and I'm convinced God isn't real, becouse if he was he wouldn't allow for that God awful fucking noise. I sign on to my AOL. I have an email. It's from the library in Louisiana. My books are late. I delete the email. I delete the email every week when they send it out. Fast forward too late 2016. I am feeling the nostalgic, I decide to log into my old AOL account I have been on it in over 5 years. I am stunned. I have an email. My books are late. I owe around $5000. I sighn out of my AOL. I never sighn back in. I go to bed that night and I whisper. "Fuck you Pastor AssFuck McGee. mes in this story have been changed to protect individuals) (Na The story of a library fine [x-post r/almostpoetry]
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Books, Children, and Chill: 6:18 PM 45% Bakuryobaku's Posts sondsheim: bakuryobaku: sondsheim: reblog and put the highest library late fee you've ever paid in the tags Ok so the highest I have paid is $20 the highest I have is $5000 and still counting and I'm never going back to Louisiana again. There's gotta be a good story behind that $5000 fine Ok kiddo's sit the heckety down and hold onto your hats and broomsticks. The year is 2006. The setting, hick-fuckville Louisiana. I am but a humble child sitting in my local library reading all of the books that my school library banned, but they kept in the local library to show adults, so that way they can "warn them, becouse if your child is reading these books they are possessed by Satan." This is the place where I got my first copy of Anne Rice's "Interview with the Vampire" which had all if my favorite things, a male/male relationship, vampires, the Victorian age, and best of all half of it takes place in Fuck-hickville Louisiana (not to be confused with Hick-Fuckville, Louisiana). I have by me all of the books on the "don't let your child read this or they will become a sodomite" list. I am fucking having a blast, when guess who walks the flip flopity right up to me. That's right. Pastor AssFuck McGee. And he goes "child, these books are not for children." To which I reply by saying nothing, picking up each book and checking them out. I walk out if the library, and I decide. Fuck you pastor AssFuck McGee. I am gonna read all if these books. 1 month later, my parents decide it's time to move, again. I'm chill with this. I hate this town. I hate this state. And I hate Paster AssFuck McGee and I don't even go to his church, but Kasey who sits by me during lunch does and she says that he's a "bleepity bleeping dumb slut" and I don't know how Kasey knows that Pastor AssFuck McGee is a slut, but I trust her opinion on it, and while I normally don't shame people for their sex lives I was willing to make an exception just for Pastor AssFuck McGee. However, if we move I have to return my library books. But I can't. I haven't finished reading all fucking 23 books, 2 magazines, and the informational pamphlet on birth control. So I decided I hated Pastor AssFuck McGee and loved books more than I cared about the law. So I packed all of the library books up and move with them. I said fuck it. I'm gonna steal all of this. I was sure as fuck about to commit my first felony. We move to Arizona. I get enrolled into a new school - one day in the snazy new computer lab I boot up the computer, that terrible fucking dial up noise hurts my ears and I'm convinced God isn't real, becouse if he was he wouldn't allow for that God awful fucking noise. I sign on to my AOL. I have an email. It's from the library in Louisiana. My books are late. I delete the email. I delete the email every week when they send it out. Fast forward too late 2016. I am feeling the nostalgic, I decide to log into my old AOL account I have been on it in over 5 years. I am stunned. I have an email. My books are late. I owe around $5000. I sighn out of my AOL. I never sighn back in. I go to bed that night and I whisper. "Fuck you Pastor AssFuck McGee." (Names in this sto ry have been changed to protect individuals ) Library Late Fee
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Children, Family, and Friends: kennedijeffers1 23h ago I'm with this other man and he telling me I'm never going back home to see my friends and family CHAT <p><a href="http://uncensored-and-psychotic.tumblr.com/post/158315284194/ma-ph-weedsoda-weedsoda-baoxiu" class="tumblr_blog">uncensored-and-psychotic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ma-ph.tumblr.com/post/158314520092/weedsoda-baoxiu-5slicesofpepperonipizza" class="tumblr_blog">ma-ph</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://weedsoda.tumblr.com/post/158314405229/baoxiu-5slicesofpepperonipizza" class="tumblr_blog">weedsoda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://weedsoda.tumblr.com/post/158314258304/baoxiu-5slicesofpepperonipizza" class="tumblr_blog">weedsoda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://baoxiu.tumblr.com/post/158298714132/5slicesofpepperonipizza-socialjusticeolivia" class="tumblr_blog">baoxiu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://5slicesofpepperonipizza.tumblr.com/post/158294413001/socialjusticeolivia-ganja-please" class="tumblr_blog">5slicesofpepperonipizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://socialjusticeolivia.tumblr.com/post/158292790113/socialjusticeolivia" class="tumblr_blog">socialjusticeolivia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ganja-please.tumblr.com/post/158292721471/socialjusticeolivia" class="tumblr_blog">ganja-please</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://socialjusticeolivia.tumblr.com/post/158288737798/socialjusticeolivia-nerbert" class="tumblr_blog">socialjusticeolivia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://guardians-for-real-children.tumblr.com/post/158288698931/nerbert-socialjusticeolivia-femi-nem" class="tumblr_blog">guardians-for-real-children</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://socialjusticeolivia.tumblr.com/post/158288389168/socialjusticeolivia-femi-nem" class="tumblr_blog">socialjusticeolivia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nerbert.tumblr.com/post/158288189309/socialjusticeolivia-femi-nem" class="tumblr_blog">nerbert</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://socialjusticeolivia.tumblr.com/post/158276965653/socialjusticeolivia-socialjusticeolivia" class="tumblr_blog">socialjusticeolivia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://femi-nem.tumblr.com/post/158276767385/socialjusticeolivia-guys-this-is-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">femi-nem</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://socialjusticeolivia.tumblr.com/post/158276655173/guys" class="tumblr_blog">socialjusticeolivia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://socialjusticeolivia.tumblr.com/post/158276531158/guys" class="tumblr_blog">socialjusticeolivia</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>GUYS???????</p></blockquote> <h2><b><i>THIS IS FUCKING 23H AGO PLEASE DONT JUST LIKE THIS,</i></b></h2> </blockquote> <h2>HERE IS THE NATIONAL SEX TRAFFICKING NUMBER FOR THE US; <b>+1 (888) 373-7888</b> I RECOMMEND YOU CALL THEM IMMEDIATELY</h2> </blockquote> <p>THEY REALLY SAID DIAL 911 IF ITS AN EMERGENCY WHAT/?</p> </blockquote> <p>I just looked up her username to see if she was ok, and her snapchat story was updated an hour ago to say “kennedi will be fine with me, she will come home next month or during the summertime” wtf.</p> </blockquote> <p>i just saw and im so scared??? what the fuck is happening??</p> </blockquote> <p>guys please make this post more widely known!!!! i dont live in the US, i dont think there’s much i can do but im begging you to all reblog this!!</p> <p>-mod jack ❄❄❄</p> </blockquote> <p>I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO SAY I TEXTED HER SNAPCHAT AND THERE WAS NO REPLY, BUT IT SAYS IT WAS OPENED</p> </blockquote> <p>so this is real?</p> </blockquote> <p>why would u think it’s not real?</p> </blockquote> <p>wtf has anyone contacted snapchat about this?</p> </blockquote> <p>Okay I went and checked this out because I wasn’t sure how old it was. The “she’ll be fine with me” update was 7 HOURS AGO. it is 12:55am EST on March 12, 2017 right now. her name is Kennedi High, she’s 16, from Baltimore, autistic, and the authorities believe she may be in California. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE FOLLOWERS FROM BALTIMORE AND CALI. SHE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR ALMOST FOUR DAYS AND MAY HAVE ALREADY BEEN SOLD AND/OR TRANSFERRED ELSEWHERE. </p> <p>ALSO: if you decide to add the account to look at the message in her story for yourself, please BLOCK the account IMMEDIATELY afterwards. They have already been reported to Snapchat HQ, and blocking will keep the traffickers from being able to find you, as long as you do it pretty much as soon as you see it.</p> </blockquote> <p>PLEASE SPREAD THIS!!!! ANY BALTIMORE FRIENDS PLEASE CALL BPD!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>Here’s a link to the news: <a href="http://foxbaltimore.com/news/local/missing-16-year-old-girl-believed-to-be-in-baltimore">http://foxbaltimore.com/news/local/missing-16-year-old-girl-believed-to-be-in-baltimore</a></p> <p>A missing 16-year-old girl was last seen in the area of Falls Road and Hillside Road around 3 p.m. on March 8, police confirm.</p> <p>According to police, Kennedi High was last seen wearing black pants, a white shirt, a black puff coat, black Ugg boots and red glasses. The National Center For Missing &amp; Exploited Children (NCMEC) released two photos of the missing teen on Thursday, noting that she was still believed to be in the Baltimore area.</p> <p>High is described as being 5’7” tall and approximately 120 pounds.</p> <p>Here’s what she looks like to keep an eye out BALTIMORE COUNTY!!!</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="554" data-orig-width="986"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cb822525979c2876b1411eea10da9680/tumblr_inline_ompo0gTeiw1qa2vlz_540.jpg" data-orig-height="554" data-orig-width="986"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Anyone in this area please look out!</p> </blockquote> <p>Signal boost this! This is current information.</p> </blockquote>
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