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Beautiful, Bored, and Traffic: Actual Exchanges Between Pilots And Control Towers, These Are Priceless, Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise reduction turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?" From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: T'm f-ing bored! Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: said l was f-ing bored, not f-ing stupid! O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound." United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...l've got the little Fokker in sight." A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long rollout after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadelupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport." A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!" Anyone have the story of the ship that wanted the lighthouse to move out of its way?
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America, Bless Up, and Bruh: My (almost 16) good boy is deaf. He didn't hear us come through the back and thinks we are still in the car. vid: reddit u/romansamurai Dromashlove 0:00 0:26 Bro. Tell me why every American hit show got a lead actor playing an American but in real life he British asf with a British accent. The Wire - Dominic West is a Brit. Walking Dead - Andrew Lincoln is a Brit...hol up...AND Lennie James is a Brit! Watch a interview bruv! Your head will explode! On walking dead u see Lennie playing Morgan Jones sounding American asf and then u see a interview and he wearing spectacles and a flannel shirt talmbout “Oi play the charactah Morgan Jewns in Wohkeeng Ded it’s really quat briyyant Cheerio!” Nah. Hell nah. I’m on to y’all. All u Brits with that lovely 1,000 year old accent who come to America and act better than Americans with American accents that sound more American than Americans I 👏 am 👏 on 👏 to 👏 y’all 👏. In fact I got a theory. To be honest bruh? I think y’all talk normal English and sound just like Americans when y’all hanging out in secret but when u in public u put on that cherrio lad accent YALL AINT FOOLING ME 😂. I think y’all put that accent on when the camera rolling and I don’t blame y’all. When y’all acting in American shows that’s when u talk in ya real accent I’m CONVINCED 😂. Like every kid born in England his mama like “Ello, James. Yo foive yeaz old now so eets time we told yew the truth: oi dewnt really towk like theese. In fact, James *American accent* I talk like this. Just like Americans. But we used to be the global colonial super power at once and what distinguished us is our refined English speech SEW NOW YEW GOT TO LEAHN BOTH. IN PROIVATE, YEW CAN TAWK NOH-MAL. IN PUBLIC YEW MUST SPEAK WITH THIS CHEERIO-BRIYYANT-VERY GOOD GUVANNAH TYPE AFFECTATION. OKAY JAMES? And James just like “wow we thought the Canadians were wild for doing the English-French joint but we literally speak English TWO TYPE OF WAYS? Yes James. Yes. But guess what? It’s finna allow u to colonize acting like ya forefathers colonized India LMAOOO. AND IT AIN’T EEN A RACE THING. OL BOY FROM “Get Out”? BRITISH ASF 😂. Watch a interview and see how he REALLY talk...SUPPOSABLY 😂. BLESS UP 🇬🇧😂❤️
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Alive, Amazon, and Amazon Prime: Just checking if my dog is still alive in his blanket pile. Confirmed So my homies been ragging on me for STILL not having watched The Wire and it’s free to stream on amazon prime now so I said fuggit I need something to watch on the stair-master anyway leh go. Bruh...BRUH! They got the priest from Walking Dead playing a COP?! They got Telly from the movie Kids ... the one with the speech impediment who was infecting girls ☹️ ... as a dope fiend? AND THEY GOT KILLMONGER FROM THE BLACK MF PENTHA AS A WEE LAD IN BRAIDS SERVING DRUG FIENDS!?! NAWWWW 😂. MICHAEL B JORDAN WE KNEW U BEFORE THE WHITE GIRL-ONLY PARTIES IN ITALY BRUV 😂 WE KNEW U FROM YA NOKIA FLIP PHONE DAYS 😩 TEXTING KEKE FROM ON-SET LIKE “luv u <3 boo” 😂 CORNROWS AND TRIPLE XL SIZE BOMBER JACKET, BARELY ANY FACIAL HAIR ON THAT SOFT A$$ LIL BABY FACE, WE SEENT U 😂 DONT WORRY FAM, KEKE STILL LOVE U - KAYBEE STILL RIDING - THEY DOWN FOR U ALWAYS - BUT U BETTER COME BACK HOME BROTHER BEFORE U HECK AROUND AND GET REPLACEDT - THEY’LL GRAB HOMEBOY FROM “GET OUT” AND MAKE HIM THE NEW KILLMONGER LIKE THEY DID AUNT VIV ON FRESH PRINCE IF U DONT CHILL - FANS WATCHING BLEK PENTHA 2 AND SEE DUDE FROM GET OUT LIKE “O ELLO AUNTIE, CHEERIO!” (in a half British accent 😂). (It don’t matter that he already play the role of W’Kabi. Hollywood gon do brothers wrong REGARDLESS LMAOOO.) AND FANS LIKE ”what? Eh?” YES. U REPLACEABLE 🤨. HOMEBOY PROLLY GROWING OUT HIS DREDS AS WE SPEAK 😂 BLESS UP 😂😂😂 (📹: reddit u-brauxpas)
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Animals, Books, and Radio: hugcollector: thisbutgoodomens: itsgoodomens-blog: There is a British KitKat chocolate bar TV commercial that predates Good Omens, and which involves an angel and a devil who are just starting their respective coffee breaks. Both exit from separate elevators, the angel accompanied by several pure-white animals, while the devil turns back into his elevator and screams, in a British accent, “Shut up!” to whatever demons are causing a ruckus behind him. If you are now thinking that this is an extremely unlikely, farfetched annotation – well, so did I, until Terry Pratchett himself gave us the following piece of information (when some folks were having further discussions on how old this ad exactly was): “I’m pretty sure [this ad] started about the same time as Good Omens, because: One night I was sitting there typing away when I looked up and there the angel and the devil were, having a teabreak (it’s not really a particularly Good Omens idea, but I know why people like it…) And I thought, hey, great… And about half an hour later there was an ad (some UK viewers might remember it) for an insurance company which showed a businessman with wide angel wings walking down the street… And then, just when I was doing the bit where Crowley muses that people are much better than demons at thinking up horrible things to do to one another, I switched on the radio; there was a performance of The Tempest, and someone said “Hell is empty and all the devils are here”. It was a weird evening, really.“ (source: The Annotated Pratchett File)

hugcollector: thisbutgoodomens: itsgoodomens-blog: There is a British KitKat chocolate bar TV commercial that predates Good Omens, and wh...

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