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lolzandtrollz: Oh No, My Poor Childhood Memories: Toy Story: Andy's Parents Are Divorcing You never see the Dad They are moving (to a smaller house no less The Mom's wedding ring is off in the shot where she picks up the Burz box -Andy is introverted and emotionally attached to inanimate, masculine figures -They get a puppy (surprisingly common for divorcees) None of the babies in "Rugrats" actually exist, but they are all instead figments of Angelica's imagination, as result of her parent's negligence. Chuckie died with his mother, which explains how much of a nervous wreck his father is. Tommy was a stillborn baby, which explains why his father, Stu, was always in the basement making toys for the son he never had. Finally, the DeVilles had an abortion To compensate for not knowing the sex of the baby, Angelica invented twins in her head, one boy, one girl Willy Wonka knew those children would die in his factory, After Augustus gets sucked up the shoot, they all hop on board the boat through the tunnel of doom. The boat doesn't have two extra vacant seats thoughh Iit was designed with prior knowledge that they would lose two participants before that point. Later they drive a creanm spewing car with only four seats. Did they have another car waiting in the garage in case the others made it? Of course not. Willy Wonka uses children to make candy There's a scene in "Aladdin where Genie calls Aladdin's clothes 0 3rd century. However, as we all know, the Genie was locked inside a lamp for the past 10,000 years, meaning that there is no way he could have known what the 3rd century was like.This means that Aladdin actually takes place in the FUTURE, in at least 10,300 AD. The movie itself is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, one where only some Arabic culture has survived. The things called "magic" are actually just some of the technological marvels left behind by the previous civilization. These include flying carpets and genetically engineered parrots which can comprehend human speech instead of just mimicking it How else could the Genie do impressions of ancient, long-dead celebrities like Groucho Marx, Jack Nicholson, etc? Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it. Game begins with curtain opening shadows on Blocks bolted to more shadows on skyline Exit stage right; end of set Platforms hanging La from roof, sticking out through slots in backdrop running via hidden machines behind set Super Mario Bros. 3 never happened It was all just a stage show. A play Mario was never once in any real danger You were merely the audience lolzandtrollz: Oh No, My Poor Childhood Memories

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What monster?: leftbouquetarbiter listen ok. so there's that typical horror trope about the family and the haunted house and yadda yadda. but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are like 'okay. fresh start number seven' and then basically throughout the movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it's no big deal. something's under the teen girl's bed? she takes a can of bug spray and some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom's cooking and the family's nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn't question it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open'? seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working in the car. car shuts it's doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries. family don't give a fuck. tbonechessor hello, yes, how much do movies cost and how would I fund this What monster?
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<p><a href="http://coloradoqueen.tumblr.com/post/164665831051/in-the-garage-zonicyouth-these-are-their" class="tumblr_blog">coloradoqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://in-the-garage.tumblr.com/post/164430175457/zonicyouth-these-are-their-stories-cross-draw" class="tumblr_blog">in-the-garage</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://zonicyouth.tumblr.com/post/113567213384/these-are-their-stories" class="tumblr_blog">zonicyouth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>these are their stories</p></blockquote> <p>cross draw</p> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="282" data-tumblr-attribution="lucid-trickery:Rb3CdgT4uzxKZtkk74y9Rg:ZYjRsj1yjT-iA" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1196daab65c0d2d4467927d51a84a487/tumblr_nycrn2JpOX1ucqa8no1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1196daab65c0d2d4467927d51a84a487/tumblr_inline_ov0md7m5Zi1uxlblr_540.gif" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="282" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1196daab65c0d2d4467927d51a84a487/tumblr_nycrn2JpOX1ucqa8no1_500.gif"/></figure></p></blockquote> <p>DUN DUN</p></blockquote> <p>You have the right to remain thicc.</p>: <p><a href="http://coloradoqueen.tumblr.com/post/164665831051/in-the-garage-zonicyouth-these-are-their" class="tumblr_blog">coloradoqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://in-the-garage.tumblr.com/post/164430175457/zonicyouth-these-are-their-stories-cross-draw" class="tumblr_blog">in-the-garage</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://zonicyouth.tumblr.com/post/113567213384/these-are-their-stories" class="tumblr_blog">zonicyouth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>these are their stories</p></blockquote> <p>cross draw</p> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="282" data-tumblr-attribution="lucid-trickery:Rb3CdgT4uzxKZtkk74y9Rg:ZYjRsj1yjT-iA" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1196daab65c0d2d4467927d51a84a487/tumblr_nycrn2JpOX1ucqa8no1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1196daab65c0d2d4467927d51a84a487/tumblr_inline_ov0md7m5Zi1uxlblr_540.gif" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="282" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1196daab65c0d2d4467927d51a84a487/tumblr_nycrn2JpOX1ucqa8no1_500.gif"/></figure></p></blockquote> <p>DUN DUN</p></blockquote> <p>You have the right to remain thicc.</p>

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<p><a href="http://birepublicangirl.tumblr.com/post/155273640471/bihispanicconservative-the-cringe-channel" class="tumblr_blog">birepublicangirl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://equestrianrepublican.tumblr.com/post/155273428071/the-cringe-channel-its-really-not-much" class="tumblr_blog">equestrianrepublican</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bihispanicconservative.tumblr.com/post/155272510814/the-cringe-channel-its-really-not-much" class="tumblr_blog">bihispanicconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://the-cringe-channel.tumblr.com/post/155263302784/its-really-not-much-different-than-being-called" class="tumblr_blog">the-cringe-channel</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote><p>“it’s really not much different than being called a nazi”</p></blockquote><p>it’s january the first and i’m calling it, i’m gonna fucking call it</p><p>this is the biggest reach of 2017</p></blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mQUBKta2DAlFsUI_dh5GKcQ">@equestrianrepublican</a></blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mdZY9BF9xnHbu_6CS4XFRlA">@hale-hortler</a> have you been watching the star treks again son?</blockquote> <p>What the actual fuck???</p></blockquote> <p>Bahahaha bro I hoped you stretched before that reach.</p>: ooo Verizon 4:15 PM lol1759 uziFee BuzzFeed Video Video Just now e These People Destroyed Their Mean Nicknames And It's Beautiful REKKe 8 Likes 3 Comments Like Comment Share equestrianrepublican Trekkie isn't... An insult. TS in-the-garage I guess it could be if you were called that for a reason other than liking star trek. equestrianrepublican How does that work? ..000 Verizon 4:16 PM lol1759 in-the-garage I guess it could be if you were called that for a reason other than liking star trek. equestrianrepublican How does that work? TS in-the-garage Well, if someone calls someone a space cadet, you understand that they don't mean that the person is fit to be an astronaut? l only use this example to establish that you can use something that isn't technically an insult as an insult. Further, it (can be) dehumanizing. As if you aren't really a person, you're just a trekkie. They aren't using your given name, you're just boiled down to being some stereotypical nerd, geek, dweeb, lonely basement-dwelling virgin Bonus points if the person knows that you don't even like Star Trek, because not only are you being stereotyped and dehumanized, the person is going out of their way to intentionally mischaracterize who you are It's really not much different than being called a Nazi, because in doing so, a person doesn't mean you share the political views of the Nationalist Socialist party in 1930s-1940s. They mean you're a racist, bigoted, anti-semite fascist etc. <p><a href="http://birepublicangirl.tumblr.com/post/155273640471/bihispanicconservative-the-cringe-channel" class="tumblr_blog">birepublicangirl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://equestrianrepublican.tumblr.com/post/155273428071/the-cringe-channel-its-really-not-much" class="tumblr_blog">equestrianrepublican</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bihispanicconservative.tumblr.com/post/155272510814/the-cringe-channel-its-really-not-much" class="tumblr_blog">bihispanicconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://the-cringe-channel.tumblr.com/post/155263302784/its-really-not-much-different-than-being-called" class="tumblr_blog">the-cringe-channel</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote><p>“it’s really not much different than being called a nazi”</p></blockquote><p>it’s january the first and i’m calling it, i’m gonna fucking call it</p><p>this is the biggest reach of 2017</p></blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mQUBKta2DAlFsUI_dh5GKcQ">@equestrianrepublican</a></blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mdZY9BF9xnHbu_6CS4XFRlA">@hale-hortler</a> have you been watching the star treks again son?</blockquote> <p>What the actual fuck???</p></blockquote> <p>Bahahaha bro I hoped you stretched before that reach.</p>
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<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/154923918954/wittneytheancap-in-the-garage" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://wittneytheancap.tumblr.com/post/154918294082/in-the-garage-association-of-free-people" class="tumblr_blog">wittneytheancap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://in-the-garage.tumblr.com/post/154915863622/association-of-free-people-southernsideofme" class="tumblr_blog">in-the-garage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://association-of-free-people.tumblr.com/post/154915196439/southernsideofme-wait-for-it-witchcraft" class="tumblr_blog">association-of-free-people</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://southernsideofme.tumblr.com/post/154913886018/wait-for-it" class="tumblr_blog">southernsideofme</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Wait for it…</p></blockquote> <p>Witchcraft</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="451" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97be535e65c2404055c90d245f09a50/tumblr_inline_oipwghO4eI1uxlblr_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97be535e65c2404055c90d245f09a50/tumblr_inline_oiq9ieJ3zI1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="451" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97be535e65c2404055c90d245f09a50/tumblr_inline_oipwghO4eI1uxlblr_540.jpg"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>Ok but it’s still witchcraft</p> </blockquote> <p>Science is beautiful.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Bruh…</p>: <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/154923918954/wittneytheancap-in-the-garage" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://wittneytheancap.tumblr.com/post/154918294082/in-the-garage-association-of-free-people" class="tumblr_blog">wittneytheancap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://in-the-garage.tumblr.com/post/154915863622/association-of-free-people-southernsideofme" class="tumblr_blog">in-the-garage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://association-of-free-people.tumblr.com/post/154915196439/southernsideofme-wait-for-it-witchcraft" class="tumblr_blog">association-of-free-people</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://southernsideofme.tumblr.com/post/154913886018/wait-for-it" class="tumblr_blog">southernsideofme</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Wait for it…</p></blockquote> <p>Witchcraft</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="451" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97be535e65c2404055c90d245f09a50/tumblr_inline_oipwghO4eI1uxlblr_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97be535e65c2404055c90d245f09a50/tumblr_inline_oiq9ieJ3zI1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="451" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97be535e65c2404055c90d245f09a50/tumblr_inline_oipwghO4eI1uxlblr_540.jpg"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>Ok but it’s still witchcraft</p> </blockquote> <p>Science is beautiful.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Bruh…</p>
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