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★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergraduate at Yale. One of the college’s traditional songs—which they strategically have students sing during their first weeks as Yalies and then again at the moment we’re conferred our degrees—goes like this:Bright College years, with pleasure rife,The shortest, gladdest years of life;How swiftly are ye gliding by!Oh, why doth time so quickly fly?Et cetera. The first time you sing it, you mumble the words and don’t know a single person around you. The last time you sing it, wearing the mortarboard and gown, you’ve got the lyrics memorized and you’re surrounded by some of the most important people in your life.That summer, with “How bright will seem, through mem’ry’s haze/ Those happy, golden, bygone days!” still ringing in my ears, I started CHECK, PLEASE. The comic’s first panels emerged on an ancient laptop, through a borrowed bamboo tablet, and on a free drawing program called gnu-IMPShop. I had no plan. I wanted to explore my newfound fascination with hockey and share silly cartoons on Tumblr. But unconsciously, I also wanted to pour the nostalgia of those bright college years into the Haus, Faber, Samwell, and Bitty’s story. I wanted to bottle up those moments where we grow and change and fall down and pick ourselves back up. Drawing CHECK, PLEASE was how I revisited those experiences and how I sifted through the bittersweet feeling of concluding something I loved. Perhaps this is why finishing CHECK, PLEASE calls back those same emotions. Just as Bitty would bake affection into a pie, I might have encoded into CHECK, PLEASE the heartfelt fondness I had for my time in college, the love of the friends I made there, and the gratitude I have for my own growth.I have always found it easier to express gratitude face to face. And even though I would not have gotten to meet all of you, the greatest downside of being unable to participate in a book tour is that I can’t say thanks in person. I could write a thousand words, yet they couldn’t replace a high five at a bookstore signing or a handshake at a convention. I could write the blog post to end all blog posts, but it’s not the same as yelling with you about an episode or chatting about a fandom we both happen be in. For me, it’s those moments that somehow equate to my abundant appreciation for you, the reader.I look forward to the day when I can let my actions speak louder than my words!In the meantime: thank you. I am incredibly blessed to get to create a story and then share it. This is all I want to do in life. These characters get to have a readership overflowing with love and enthusiasm for them. This comic, somehow, has found ambassadors. This story gets to be told. Thank you! I’m excited to share with you the unusual, fun, and hopeful narratives I’m working hard to develop.So with that, I’ll sign off on the last blog post! Thank you for reading this comic. Thank you for sharing it with friends. Thank you for caring about Bitty’s story and CHECK, PLEASE.Thank you!John J. Johnson.Just kidding, it’s Ngozi. :^) Tee hee. Bye now!: omgcheckplease:

★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergraduate at Yale. One of the college’s traditional songs—which they strategically have students sing during their first weeks as Yalies and then again at the moment we’re conferred our degrees—goes like this:Bright College years, with pleasure rife,The shortest, gladdest years of life;How swiftly are ye gliding by!Oh, why doth time so quickly fly?Et cetera. The first time you sing it, you mumble the words and don’t know a single person around you. The last time you sing it, wearing the mortarboard and gown, you’ve got the lyrics memorized and you’re surrounded by some of the most important people in your life.That summer, with “How bright will seem, through mem’ry’s haze/ Those happy, golden, bygone days!” still ringing in my ears, I started CHECK, PLEASE. The comic’s first panels emerged on an ancient laptop, through a borrowed bamboo tablet, and on a free drawing program called gnu-IMPShop. I had no plan. I wanted to explore my newfound fascination with hockey and share silly cartoons on Tumblr. But unconsciously, I also wanted to pour the nostalgia of those bright college years into the Haus, Faber, Samwell, and Bitty’s story. I wanted to bottle up those moments where we grow and change and fall down and pick ourselves back up. Drawing CHECK, PLEASE was how I revisited those experiences and how I sifted through the bittersweet feeling of concluding something I loved. Perhaps this is why finishing CHECK, PLEASE calls back those same emotions. Just as Bitty would bake affection into a pie, I might have encoded into CHECK, PLEASE the heartfelt fondness I had for my time in college, the love of the friends I made there, and the gratitude I have for my own growth.I have always found it easier to express gratitude face to face. And even though I would not have gotten to meet all of you, the greatest downside of being unable to participate in a book tour is that I can’t say thanks in person. I could write a thousand words, yet they couldn’t replace a high five at a bookstore signing or a handshake at a convention. I could write the blog post to end all blog posts, but it’s not the same as yelling with you about an episode or chatting about a fandom we both happen be in. For me, it’s those moments that somehow equate to my abundant appreciation for you, the reader.I look forward to the day when I can let my actions speak louder than my words!In the meantime: thank you. I am incredibly blessed to get to create a story and then share it. This is all I want to do in life. These characters get to have a readership overflowing with love and enthusiasm for them. This comic, somehow, has found ambassadors. This story gets to be told. Thank you! I’m excited to share with you the unusual, fun, and hopeful narratives I’m working hard to develop.So with that, I’ll sign off on the last blog post! Thank you for reading this comic. Thank you for sharing it with friends. Thank you for caring about Bitty’s story and CHECK, PLEASE.Thank you!John J. Johnson.Just kidding, it’s Ngozi. :^) Tee hee. Bye now!
        

            
            

                
                
                    omgcheckplease:

★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergraduate at Yale. One of the college’s traditional songs—which they strategically have students sing during their first weeks as Yalies and then again at the moment we’re conferred our degrees—goes like this:Bright College years, with pleasure rife,The shortest, gladdest years of life;How swiftly are ye gliding by!Oh, why doth time so quickly fly?Et cetera. The first time you sing it, you mumble the words and don’t know a single person around you. The last time you sing it, wearing the mortarboard and gown, you’ve got the lyrics memorized and you’re surrounded by some of the most important people in your life.That summer, with “How bright will seem, through mem’ry’s haze/ Those happy, golden, bygone days!” still ringing in my ears, I started CHECK, PLEASE. The comic’s first panels emerged on an ancient laptop, through a borrowed bamboo tablet, and on a free drawing program called gnu-IMPShop. I had no plan. I wanted to explore my newfound fascination with hockey and share silly cartoons on Tumblr. But unconsciously, I also wanted to pour the nostalgia of those bright college years into the Haus, Faber, Samwell, and Bitty’s story. I wanted to bottle up those moments where we grow and change and fall down and pick ourselves back up. Drawing CHECK, PLEASE was how I revisited those experiences and how I sifted through the bittersweet feeling of concluding something I loved. Perhaps this is why finishing CHECK, PLEASE calls back those same emotions. Just as Bitty would bake affection into a pie, I might have encoded into CHECK, PLEASE the heartfelt fondness I had for my time in college, the love of the friends I made there, and the gratitude I have for my own growth.I have always found it easier to express gratitude face to face. And even though I would not have gotten to meet all of you, the greatest downside of being unable to participate in a book tour is that I can’t say thanks in person. I could write a thousand words, yet they couldn’t replace a high five at a bookstore signing or a handshake at a convention. I could write the blog post to end all blog posts, but it’s not the same as yelling with you about an episode or chatting about a fandom we both happen be in. For me, it’s those moments that somehow equate to my abundant appreciation for you, the reader.I look forward to the day when I can let my actions speak louder than my words!In the meantime: thank you. I am incredibly blessed to get to create a story and then share it. This is all I want to do in life. These characters get to have a readership overflowing with love and enthusiasm for them. This comic, somehow, has found ambassadors. This story gets to be told. Thank you! I’m excited to share with you the unusual, fun, and hopeful narratives I’m working hard to develop.So with that, I’ll sign off on the last blog post! Thank you for reading this comic. Thank you for sharing it with friends. Thank you for caring about Bitty’s story and CHECK, PLEASE.Thank you!John J. Johnson.Just kidding, it’s Ngozi. :^) Tee hee. Bye now!: omgcheckplease:

★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergraduate at Yale. One of the college’s traditional songs—which they strategically have students sing during their first weeks as Yalies and then again at the moment we’re conferred our degrees—goes like this:Bright College years, with pleasure rife,The shortest, gladdest years of life;How swiftly are ye gliding by!Oh, why doth time so quickly fly?Et cetera. The first time you sing it, you mumble the words and don’t know a single person around you. The last time you sing it, wearing the mortarboard and gown, you’ve got the lyrics memorized and you’re surrounded by some of the most important people in your life.That summer, with “How bright will seem, through mem’ry’s haze/ Those happy, golden, bygone days!” still ringing in my ears, I started CHECK, PLEASE. The comic’s first panels emerged on an ancient laptop, through a borrowed bamboo tablet, and on a free drawing program called gnu-IMPShop. I had no plan. I wanted to explore my newfound fascination with hockey and share silly cartoons on Tumblr. But unconsciously, I also wanted to pour the nostalgia of those bright college years into the Haus, Faber, Samwell, and Bitty’s story. I wanted to bottle up those moments where we grow and change and fall down and pick ourselves back up. Drawing CHECK, PLEASE was how I revisited those experiences and how I sifted through the bittersweet feeling of concluding something I loved. Perhaps this is why finishing CHECK, PLEASE calls back those same emotions. Just as Bitty would bake affection into a pie, I might have encoded into CHECK, PLEASE the heartfelt fondness I had for my time in college, the love of the friends I made there, and the gratitude I have for my own growth.I have always found it easier to express gratitude face to face. And even though I would not have gotten to meet all of you, the greatest downside of being unable to participate in a book tour is that I can’t say thanks in person. I could write a thousand words, yet they couldn’t replace a high five at a bookstore signing or a handshake at a convention. I could write the blog post to end all blog posts, but it’s not the same as yelling with you about an episode or chatting about a fandom we both happen be in. For me, it’s those moments that somehow equate to my abundant appreciation for you, the reader.I look forward to the day when I can let my actions speak louder than my words!In the meantime: thank you. I am incredibly blessed to get to create a story and then share it. This is all I want to do in life. These characters get to have a readership overflowing with love and enthusiasm for them. This comic, somehow, has found ambassadors. This story gets to be told. Thank you! I’m excited to share with you the unusual, fun, and hopeful narratives I’m working hard to develop.So with that, I’ll sign off on the last blog post! Thank you for reading this comic. Thank you for sharing it with friends. Thank you for caring about Bitty’s story and CHECK, PLEASE.Thank you!John J. Johnson.Just kidding, it’s Ngozi. :^) Tee hee. Bye now!
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        SHOUT TO ALL U PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY ON VACATION OL “using up my vacation days” LOOKIN A$$E$ OL “I have 732 sick days built up so I took a few ☺️” IN THE FACE LOOKIN A$$E$ LIKE IT AINT EEM CHRISTMAS AND YALL ALREADY GOT THAT OUT OF OFFICE REPLY TEED 👏 UP 👏 OL “hi there! I’m on holiday until January 7, 2019. In the meantime if your matter is urgent please email my assistant Mary Pat at marypatcallahan@DontEenTry.com. See you next year! 😊” OL WELL RESTED LOOKIN A$$E$ U KNOW WHAT GO HEAD YALL SMART - YALL VERY SMART - WHEN THE GOING GET TOUGH, U CAN EITHER ROLL YA SLEEVES UP AND WORK ORRRRRRR...disappear 😂. I DONT BLAME YALL IN THAT SECOND CATEGORY YALL SMARTER THAN ME THAT FO SHO BLESS UP 😍😂😂: I was having a bad day and this dog walked
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                    SHOUT TO ALL U PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY ON VACATION OL “using up my vacation days” LOOKIN A$$E$ OL “I have 732 sick days built up so I took a few ☺️” IN THE FACE LOOKIN A$$E$ LIKE IT AINT EEM CHRISTMAS AND YALL ALREADY GOT THAT OUT OF OFFICE REPLY TEED 👏 UP 👏 OL “hi there! I’m on holiday until January 7, 2019. In the meantime if your matter is urgent please email my assistant Mary Pat at marypatcallahan@DontEenTry.com. See you next year! 😊” OL WELL RESTED LOOKIN A$$E$ U KNOW WHAT GO HEAD YALL SMART - YALL VERY SMART - WHEN THE GOING GET TOUGH, U CAN EITHER ROLL YA SLEEVES UP AND WORK ORRRRRRR...disappear 😂. I DONT BLAME YALL IN THAT SECOND CATEGORY YALL SMARTER THAN ME THAT FO SHO BLESS UP 😍😂😂: I was having a bad day and this dog walked
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SHOUT TO ALL U PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY ON VACATION OL “using up my vacation days” LOOKIN A$$E$ OL “I have 732 sick days built up so I took a few ☺️” IN THE FACE LOOKIN A$$E$ LIKE IT AINT EEM CHRISTMAS AND YALL ALREADY GOT THAT OUT OF OFFICE REPLY TEED 👏 UP 👏 OL “hi there! I’m on holiday until January 7, 2019. In the meantime if your matter is urgent please email my assistant Mary Pat at marypatcallahan@DontEenTry.com. See you next year! 😊” OL WELL RESTED LOOKIN A$$E$ U KNOW WHAT GO HEAD YALL SMART - YALL VERY SMART - WHEN THE GOING GET TOUGH, U CAN EITHER ROLL YA SLEEVES UP AND WORK ORRRRRRR...disappear 😂. I DONT BLAME YALL IN THAT SECOND CATEGORY YALL SMARTER THAN ME THAT FO SHO BLESS UP 😍😂😂
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        epicjohndoe:

TL;DR Version Of The Bible: The Entire Bible Explained In One
 Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It.
 6 hrs e
 Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read)
 GENESIS
 God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun
 Adam & Eve: Okay
 Satan: You should do the thing
 Adam & Eve: Okay
 God: What happened!?
 Adam & Eve: We did the thing
 God: Guys
 THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
 God: You are my people, and you should not do the things
 People: We wont do the things
 God: Good
 People: We did the things.
 God: Guys
 THE GOSPELS
 JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the
 Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore
 Healed people: Okay! Thank you!
 Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does
 the things when no one is looking
 Jesus: I have never done the things
 Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things
 Pilate: Did you do the things?
 Jesus: No.
 Pilate: He didn't do the things.
 Other people: Kill him anyway
 Pilate: Okay
 Jesus: Guys....
 PAUL'S LETTERS
 People: We did the things.
 Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop
 doing the things
 People: Okay
 PAUL'S LETTERS PART II
 People: We did the things again
 Paul: Guys
 REVELATION
 John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the
 things. In the meantime, stop doing the things.
 THE END
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                    epicjohndoe:

TL;DR Version Of The Bible: The Entire Bible Explained In One
 Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It.
 6 hrs e
 Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read)
 GENESIS
 God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun
 Adam & Eve: Okay
 Satan: You should do the thing
 Adam & Eve: Okay
 God: What happened!?
 Adam & Eve: We did the thing
 God: Guys
 THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
 God: You are my people, and you should not do the things
 People: We wont do the things
 God: Good
 People: We did the things.
 God: Guys
 THE GOSPELS
 JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the
 Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore
 Healed people: Okay! Thank you!
 Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does
 the things when no one is looking
 Jesus: I have never done the things
 Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things
 Pilate: Did you do the things?
 Jesus: No.
 Pilate: He didn't do the things.
 Other people: Kill him anyway
 Pilate: Okay
 Jesus: Guys....
 PAUL'S LETTERS
 People: We did the things.
 Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop
 doing the things
 People: Okay
 PAUL'S LETTERS PART II
 People: We did the things again
 Paul: Guys
 REVELATION
 John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the
 things. In the meantime, stop doing the things.
 THE END
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TL;DR Version Of The Bible: The Entire Bible Explained In One
 Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It.
 6 hrs e
 Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read)
 GENESIS
 God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun
 Adam & Eve: Okay
 Satan: You should do the thing
 Adam & Eve: Okay
 God: What happened!?
 Adam & Eve: We did the thing
 God: Guys
 THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
 God: You are my people, and you should not do the things
 People: We wont do the things
 God: Good
 People: We did the things.
 God: Guys
 THE GOSPELS
 JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the
 Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore
 Healed people: Okay! Thank you!
 Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does
 the things when no one is looking
 Jesus: I have never done the things
 Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things
 Pilate: Did you do the things?
 Jesus: No.
 Pilate: He didn't do the things.
 Other people: Kill him anyway
 Pilate: Okay
 Jesus: Guys....
 PAUL'S LETTERS
 People: We did the things.
 Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop
 doing the things
 People: Okay
 PAUL'S LETTERS PART II
 People: We did the things again
 Paul: Guys
 REVELATION
 John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the
 things. In the meantime, stop doing the things.
 THE END
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                    epicjohndoe:

TL;DR Version Of The Bible: The Entire Bible Explained In One
 Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It.
 6 hrs e
 Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read)
 GENESIS
 God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun
 Adam & Eve: Okay
 Satan: You should do the thing
 Adam & Eve: Okay
 God: What happened!?
 Adam & Eve: We did the thing
 God: Guys
 THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
 God: You are my people, and you should not do the things
 People: We wont do the things
 God: Good
 People: We did the things.
 God: Guys
 THE GOSPELS
 JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the
 Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore
 Healed people: Okay! Thank you!
 Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does
 the things when no one is looking
 Jesus: I have never done the things
 Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things
 Pilate: Did you do the things?
 Jesus: No.
 Pilate: He didn't do the things.
 Other people: Kill him anyway
 Pilate: Okay
 Jesus: Guys....
 PAUL'S LETTERS
 People: We did the things.
 Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop
 doing the things
 People: Okay
 PAUL'S LETTERS PART II
 People: We did the things again
 Paul: Guys
 REVELATION
 John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the
 things. In the meantime, stop doing the things.
 THE END
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TL;DR Version Of The Bible: The Entire Bible Explained In One
 Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It.
 6 hrs e
 Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read)
 GENESIS
 God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun
 Adam & Eve: Okay
 Satan: You should do the thing
 Adam & Eve: Okay
 God: What happened!?
 Adam & Eve: We did the thing
 God: Guys
 THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
 God: You are my people, and you should not do the things
 People: We wont do the things
 God: Good
 People: We did the things.
 God: Guys
 THE GOSPELS
 JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the
 Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore
 Healed people: Okay! Thank you!
 Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does
 the things when no one is looking
 Jesus: I have never done the things
 Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things
 Pilate: Did you do the things?
 Jesus: No.
 Pilate: He didn't do the things.
 Other people: Kill him anyway
 Pilate: Okay
 Jesus: Guys....
 PAUL'S LETTERS
 People: We did the things.
 Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop
 doing the things
 People: Okay
 PAUL'S LETTERS PART II
 People: We did the things again
 Paul: Guys
 REVELATION
 John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the
 things. In the meantime, stop doing the things.
 THE END
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 That still was
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TL;DR Version Of The Bible
        

            
            

                
                
                    epicjohndoe:

TL;DR Version Of The Bible: The Entire Bible Explained In One
 Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It.
 6 hrs e
 Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read)
 GENESIS
 God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun
 Adam & Eve: Okay
 Satan: You should do the thing
 Adam & Eve: Okay
 God: What happened!?
 Adam & Eve: We did the thing
 God: Guys
 THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
 God: You are my people, and you should not do the things
 People: We wont do the things
 God: Good
 People: We did the things.
 God: Guys
 THE GOSPELS
 JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the
 Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore
 Healed people: Okay! Thank you!
 Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does
 the things when no one is looking
 Jesus: I have never done the things
 Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things
 Pilate: Did you do the things?
 Jesus: No.
 Pilate: He didn't do the things.
 Other people: Kill him anyway
 Pilate: Okay
 Jesus: Guys....
 PAUL'S LETTERS
 People: We did the things.
 Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop
 doing the things
 People: Okay
 PAUL'S LETTERS PART II
 People: We did the things again
 Paul: Guys
 REVELATION
 John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the
 things. In the meantime, stop doing the things.
 THE END
 Unlike Comment Share
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        melrose1124:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

gehayi:

or a adinfinitumxx:

appropriately-inappropriate:

doyouthinkaboutme:

memeguy-com:
years later House is still as relevant as he ever was
I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so

And I swam and didn’t drown. 
Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. 
That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. 
The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. 
Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.


Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?


Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on without knowing it. 
Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  
And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that they met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died. 
You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.

Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.


Due to the anti-rejection medications for my heart transplant, I have a suppressed immune system. I can get sick very easily and it can be very harmful or fatal to me if I get sick. 
Point is: VACCINATE YOUR DAMN KIDS.
: Missing her vaccinations?
 We are not vaccinating
 You know what is a good business?
 Teeny tiny baby coffins.
 You can get them in frog green
 or fire engine red.
melrose1124:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

gehayi:

or a adinfinitumxx:

appropriately-inappropriate:

doyouthinkaboutme:

memeguy-com:
years later House is still as relevant as he ever was
I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so

And I swam and didn’t drown. 
Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. 
That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. 
The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. 
Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.


Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?


Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on without knowing it. 
Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  
And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that they met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died. 
You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.

Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.


Due to the anti-rejection medications for my heart transplant, I have a suppressed immune system. I can get sick very easily and it can be very harmful or fatal to me if I get sick. 
Point is: VACCINATE YOUR DAMN KIDS.

        

            
            

                
                
                    melrose1124:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

gehayi:

or a adinfinitumxx:

appropriately-inappropriate:

doyouthinkaboutme:

memeguy-com:
years later House is still as relevant as he ever was
I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so

And I swam and didn’t drown. 
Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. 
That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. 
The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. 
Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.


Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?


Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on without knowing it. 
Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  
And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that they met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died. 
You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.

Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.


Due to the anti-rejection medications for my heart transplant, I have a suppressed immune system. I can get sick very easily and it can be very harmful or fatal to me if I get sick. 
Point is: VACCINATE YOUR DAMN KIDS.
: Missing her vaccinations?
 We are not vaccinating
 You know what is a good business?
 Teeny tiny baby coffins.
 You can get them in frog green
 or fire engine red.
melrose1124:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

gehayi:

or a adinfinitumxx:

appropriately-inappropriate:

doyouthinkaboutme:

memeguy-com:
years later House is still as relevant as he ever was
I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so

And I swam and didn’t drown. 
Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. 
That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. 
The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. 
Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.


Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?


Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on without knowing it. 
Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  
And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that they met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died. 
You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.

Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.


Due to the anti-rejection medications for my heart transplant, I have a suppressed immune system. I can get sick very easily and it can be very harmful or fatal to me if I get sick. 
Point is: VACCINATE YOUR DAMN KIDS.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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Greatest Spoiler Of Humanity’s History: BABA VANGA
 Vangella Pandeva Dimitrova spent most of her life in the Kozhuh Mountains in
 Bulgaria. She was left blind in her early youth after surviving a tornado that
 tossed her about 400 meters with the eyes full of dust and sand.
 She predicted the beginning and end of WWII,
 the sinking of the Russian Submarine Kursk, the September 11 attacks,
 the disintegration of the USSR, the Chernobyl
 chemical disaster, the day Stalin would die and even the date of her own
 death: August 11th 1996 85 years old.
 This is the list of her predictions for the coming years:
 2018: China becomes the world's new Great Power
 2023: The Earth's orbit will have a slight change
 2025: Europe will have serious demographic issues
 2028: A new source of energy is developed. Hunger slowly becomes a new
 problem for humanity
 2033: Ice from the poles starts melting and the seas increase their levels.
 2043: Economy in the whole world improves a great deal. In the meantime
 Muslims rule Europe.
 2046: Any human organ can be mass-produced and changing old organs for
 new ones becomes a trend in medicine.
 2066: Muslim-occupied Rome will be attacked by the USA with a weathed-
 modificated weapon
 2076: The world will adopt Communism
 2084: Climate begins to be restored
 2088: A new disease is born: people get old in matter of seconds
 2097: This terrible disease has a cure
 2100: A man-made artificial sun shines the dark side of the earth
 2111: People become robots
 2123: A great war between small nations takes place. The most important
 countries will be involved
 2125: Signals from the space are received in Hungary (Aliens)
 2130: Human Colonies are formed beneath the sea
 2164: Half-human animals are borm
 2167: A new religion is created
 2170: Great draught
 2183: A colony in Mars becomes a nuclear nation and requests to become
 independent from the Earth
 2187: Two great volcano eruptions are successfully prevented
 2195: Human colonies beneath the sea evolve. Food and energy are abundant
 2196: The mix between Asians and Europeans is completed
 2201: The sun slows down. Temperatures in the planet decrease
 2221: In the search for extraterrestrial life, humans find something horrible
 2256: Lost space ship returns to earth carrying a terrible disease
 2271: The laws of physics change
 2273: Due to the mix between Asia and Color people a new "raze" is born
 2288: Time-travel is created. New contact with aliens
 2291: The sun changes again and shines again
 2296: A strong Solar Storm changes gracityon Earth. Old space stations and
 satellites fall
 2299: In France, a guerilla movement rises against the Islam
 2302: The laws and secrets of the universe are revealed
 2304: The secrets of the moon are revealed
 2341: Something terrible from outer space is approaching the earth
 2354: Accident in the artificial sun leads to draught
 2371: The great famine
 2378: A new raze appears
 2480: The earth in darkness
 005: War in Mars. Planets change their orbit
 797: Everything on the face of Earth dies, but humans are able to start life in
 a new solar system
 803: The new planet is scarcely populated. Contact between humans is not
 common. The different weather conditions mutates them
 3805: War between humans over resources. Half of them die
 815: The war is over
 854: Humans live like beasts
 871: A new prophet teaches people about values and religion
 874: This prophet receives help from all of the population and a new church
 is created
 878: This church teaches new science
 4302: Science is deeply developed. Scientists discover everything about diseases
 4304: A way to defeat any kind of disease is found
 4308: Due to previous mutation, mankind uses more than the 34% of their
 brain. No sense of hatred or malice exists
 4509: Mankind finally reaches the perfect level of development and is able to
 contact God
 4599: Humanity becomes immortal
 5076: The limits of the Universe are reached. No one knows what is next
 5078: The limits of the Universe are passed. More than 40% of the population
 is against it
 5079: END OF THE WORLD
srsfunny:

Greatest Spoiler Of Humanity’s History
        

            
            

                
                
                    srsfunny:

Greatest Spoiler Of Humanity’s History: BABA VANGA
 Vangella Pandeva Dimitrova spent most of her life in the Kozhuh Mountains in
 Bulgaria. She was left blind in her early youth after surviving a tornado that
 tossed her about 400 meters with the eyes full of dust and sand.
 She predicted the beginning and end of WWII,
 the sinking of the Russian Submarine Kursk, the September 11 attacks,
 the disintegration of the USSR, the Chernobyl
 chemical disaster, the day Stalin would die and even the date of her own
 death: August 11th 1996 85 years old.
 This is the list of her predictions for the coming years:
 2018: China becomes the world's new Great Power
 2023: The Earth's orbit will have a slight change
 2025: Europe will have serious demographic issues
 2028: A new source of energy is developed. Hunger slowly becomes a new
 problem for humanity
 2033: Ice from the poles starts melting and the seas increase their levels.
 2043: Economy in the whole world improves a great deal. In the meantime
 Muslims rule Europe.
 2046: Any human organ can be mass-produced and changing old organs for
 new ones becomes a trend in medicine.
 2066: Muslim-occupied Rome will be attacked by the USA with a weathed-
 modificated weapon
 2076: The world will adopt Communism
 2084: Climate begins to be restored
 2088: A new disease is born: people get old in matter of seconds
 2097: This terrible disease has a cure
 2100: A man-made artificial sun shines the dark side of the earth
 2111: People become robots
 2123: A great war between small nations takes place. The most important
 countries will be involved
 2125: Signals from the space are received in Hungary (Aliens)
 2130: Human Colonies are formed beneath the sea
 2164: Half-human animals are borm
 2167: A new religion is created
 2170: Great draught
 2183: A colony in Mars becomes a nuclear nation and requests to become
 independent from the Earth
 2187: Two great volcano eruptions are successfully prevented
 2195: Human colonies beneath the sea evolve. Food and energy are abundant
 2196: The mix between Asians and Europeans is completed
 2201: The sun slows down. Temperatures in the planet decrease
 2221: In the search for extraterrestrial life, humans find something horrible
 2256: Lost space ship returns to earth carrying a terrible disease
 2271: The laws of physics change
 2273: Due to the mix between Asia and Color people a new "raze" is born
 2288: Time-travel is created. New contact with aliens
 2291: The sun changes again and shines again
 2296: A strong Solar Storm changes gracityon Earth. Old space stations and
 satellites fall
 2299: In France, a guerilla movement rises against the Islam
 2302: The laws and secrets of the universe are revealed
 2304: The secrets of the moon are revealed
 2341: Something terrible from outer space is approaching the earth
 2354: Accident in the artificial sun leads to draught
 2371: The great famine
 2378: A new raze appears
 2480: The earth in darkness
 005: War in Mars. Planets change their orbit
 797: Everything on the face of Earth dies, but humans are able to start life in
 a new solar system
 803: The new planet is scarcely populated. Contact between humans is not
 common. The different weather conditions mutates them
 3805: War between humans over resources. Half of them die
 815: The war is over
 854: Humans live like beasts
 871: A new prophet teaches people about values and religion
 874: This prophet receives help from all of the population and a new church
 is created
 878: This church teaches new science
 4302: Science is deeply developed. Scientists discover everything about diseases
 4304: A way to defeat any kind of disease is found
 4308: Due to previous mutation, mankind uses more than the 34% of their
 brain. No sense of hatred or malice exists
 4509: Mankind finally reaches the perfect level of development and is able to
 contact God
 4599: Humanity becomes immortal
 5076: The limits of the Universe are reached. No one knows what is next
 5078: The limits of the Universe are passed. More than 40% of the population
 is against it
 5079: END OF THE WORLD
srsfunny:

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        dickslappers:
deadcatwithaflamethrower:

gehayi:

or a adinfinitumxx:

appropriately-inappropriate:

doyouthinkaboutme:

memeguy-com:
years later House is still as relevant as he ever was
I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so

And I swam and didn’t drown. 
Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. 
That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. 
The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. 
Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.


Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?


Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on without knowing it. 
Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  
And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that they met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died. 
You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.

Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.

i’m laughing so hard bc i went to her blog and someone had messaged her about the vaccines and her response was “stop telling a woman what to do with her body” 
: Missing her vaccinations?
 We are not vaccinating
 You know what is a good business?
 Teeny tiny baby coffins.
 You can get them in frog green
 or fire engine red.
dickslappers:
deadcatwithaflamethrower:

gehayi:

or a adinfinitumxx:

appropriately-inappropriate:

doyouthinkaboutme:

memeguy-com:
years later House is still as relevant as he ever was
I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so

And I swam and didn’t drown. 
Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. 
That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. 
The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. 
Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.


Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?


Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on without knowing it. 
Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  
And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that they met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died. 
You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.

Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.

i’m laughing so hard bc i went to her blog and someone had messaged her about the vaccines and her response was “stop telling a woman what to do with her body” 

        

            
            

                
                
                    dickslappers:
deadcatwithaflamethrower:

gehayi:

or a adinfinitumxx:

appropriately-inappropriate:

doyouthinkaboutme:

memeguy-com:
years later House is still as relevant as he ever was
I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so

And I swam and didn’t drown. 
Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. 
That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. 
The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. 
Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.


Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?


Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on without knowing it. 
Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  
And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that they met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died. 
You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.

Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.

i’m laughing so hard bc i went to her blog and someone had messaged her about the vaccines and her response was “stop telling a woman what to do with her body” 
: Missing her vaccinations?
 We are not vaccinating
 You know what is a good business?
 Teeny tiny baby coffins.
 You can get them in frog green
 or fire engine red.
dickslappers:
deadcatwithaflamethrower:

gehayi:

or a adinfinitumxx:

appropriately-inappropriate:

doyouthinkaboutme:

memeguy-com:
years later House is still as relevant as he ever was
I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so

And I swam and didn’t drown. 
Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. 
That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. 
The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. 
Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.


Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?


Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on without knowing it. 
Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  
And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that they met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died. 
You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.

Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.

i’m laughing so hard bc i went to her blog and someone had messaged her about the vaccines and her response was “stop telling a woman what to do with her body” 

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        <p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/166278423674/gehayi-or-a-adinfinitumxx" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://gehayi.tumblr.com/post/110284942046/or-a-adinfinitumxx-appropriately-inappropriate" class="tumblr_blog">gehayi</a>:</p>
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<p>or a <a href="http://adinfinitumxx.tumblr.com/post/110005380250/appropriately-inappropriate-doyouthinkaboutme" class="tumblr_blog">adinfinitumxx</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://appropriately-inappropriate.tumblr.com/post/110005106760/doyouthinkaboutme-memeguy-com-years-later" class="tumblr_blog">appropriately-inappropriate</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://doyouthinkaboutme.tumblr.com/post/110001989071/memeguy-com-years-later-house-is-still-as" class="tumblr_blog">doyouthinkaboutme</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://memeguy-com.tumblr.com/post/109842657918/years-later-house-is-still-as-relevant-as-he-ever" class="tumblr_blog">memeguy-com</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>years later House is still as relevant as he ever was</p></blockquote>
<p>I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so</p>
</blockquote>
<p>And I swam and didn’t drown. </p>
<p>Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. </p>
<p>That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. <br/>That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. </p>
<p>The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. </p>
<p>Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–<b>that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on <i>without knowing it. </i></b></p>
<p>Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  </p>
<p>And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that <i>they</i> met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. <a href="http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs286/en/">The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died.</a> </p>
<p>You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.</p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.<br/></p>
</blockquote>: Missing her vaccinations?
 We are not vaccinating
 You know what is a good business?
 Teeny tiny baby coffins.
 You can get them in frog green
 or fire engine red.
<p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/166278423674/gehayi-or-a-adinfinitumxx" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://gehayi.tumblr.com/post/110284942046/or-a-adinfinitumxx-appropriately-inappropriate" class="tumblr_blog">gehayi</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>or a <a href="http://adinfinitumxx.tumblr.com/post/110005380250/appropriately-inappropriate-doyouthinkaboutme" class="tumblr_blog">adinfinitumxx</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://appropriately-inappropriate.tumblr.com/post/110005106760/doyouthinkaboutme-memeguy-com-years-later" class="tumblr_blog">appropriately-inappropriate</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://doyouthinkaboutme.tumblr.com/post/110001989071/memeguy-com-years-later-house-is-still-as" class="tumblr_blog">doyouthinkaboutme</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://memeguy-com.tumblr.com/post/109842657918/years-later-house-is-still-as-relevant-as-he-ever" class="tumblr_blog">memeguy-com</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>years later House is still as relevant as he ever was</p></blockquote>
<p>I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so</p>
</blockquote>
<p>And I swam and didn’t drown. </p>
<p>Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. </p>
<p>That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. <br/>That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. </p>
<p>The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. </p>
<p>Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–<b>that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on <i>without knowing it. </i></b></p>
<p>Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  </p>
<p>And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that <i>they</i> met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. <a href="http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs286/en/">The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died.</a> </p>
<p>You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.</p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.<br/></p>
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                    <p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/166278423674/gehayi-or-a-adinfinitumxx" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://gehayi.tumblr.com/post/110284942046/or-a-adinfinitumxx-appropriately-inappropriate" class="tumblr_blog">gehayi</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>or a <a href="http://adinfinitumxx.tumblr.com/post/110005380250/appropriately-inappropriate-doyouthinkaboutme" class="tumblr_blog">adinfinitumxx</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://appropriately-inappropriate.tumblr.com/post/110005106760/doyouthinkaboutme-memeguy-com-years-later" class="tumblr_blog">appropriately-inappropriate</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://doyouthinkaboutme.tumblr.com/post/110001989071/memeguy-com-years-later-house-is-still-as" class="tumblr_blog">doyouthinkaboutme</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://memeguy-com.tumblr.com/post/109842657918/years-later-house-is-still-as-relevant-as-he-ever" class="tumblr_blog">memeguy-com</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>years later House is still as relevant as he ever was</p></blockquote>
<p>I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so</p>
</blockquote>
<p>And I swam and didn’t drown. </p>
<p>Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. </p>
<p>That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. <br/>That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. </p>
<p>The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. </p>
<p>Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–<b>that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on <i>without knowing it. </i></b></p>
<p>Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  </p>
<p>And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that <i>they</i> met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. <a href="http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs286/en/">The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died.</a> </p>
<p>You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.</p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.<br/></p>
</blockquote>: Missing her vaccinations?
 We are not vaccinating
 You know what is a good business?
 Teeny tiny baby coffins.
 You can get them in frog green
 or fire engine red.
<p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/166278423674/gehayi-or-a-adinfinitumxx" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://gehayi.tumblr.com/post/110284942046/or-a-adinfinitumxx-appropriately-inappropriate" class="tumblr_blog">gehayi</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>or a <a href="http://adinfinitumxx.tumblr.com/post/110005380250/appropriately-inappropriate-doyouthinkaboutme" class="tumblr_blog">adinfinitumxx</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://appropriately-inappropriate.tumblr.com/post/110005106760/doyouthinkaboutme-memeguy-com-years-later" class="tumblr_blog">appropriately-inappropriate</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://doyouthinkaboutme.tumblr.com/post/110001989071/memeguy-com-years-later-house-is-still-as" class="tumblr_blog">doyouthinkaboutme</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://memeguy-com.tumblr.com/post/109842657918/years-later-house-is-still-as-relevant-as-he-ever" class="tumblr_blog">memeguy-com</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>years later House is still as relevant as he ever was</p></blockquote>
<p>I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so</p>
</blockquote>
<p>And I swam and didn’t drown. </p>
<p>Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. </p>
<p>That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. <br/>That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. </p>
<p>The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. </p>
<p>Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–<b>that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on <i>without knowing it. </i></b></p>
<p>Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  </p>
<p>And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that <i>they</i> met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. <a href="http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs286/en/">The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died.</a> </p>
<p>You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.</p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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