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Abc, Dicks, and Friends: Being president is never easy. Istillhave to fix a broken immigration system, issue veto threats, negotiate with Iran, all whilefinding time to pray five times a day. Today, thanks to Obamacare, youno longer have to worry about losing your insuranceifyoulose your job. You're welcome, Senate Democrats. A few weeks ago, Dick Cheney says he thinks I'm the worst president of his lifetime. Which is interesting because I think Dick Cheney isthe worst president of mylifetime. Just this week, Michele Bachmann actually predicted that I would bring about the Biblical end of days. Now that's a legacy. Thats big. mean, Lincoln, Washington, theydidn'tdo that. Loe Biden not just a great Vice President, he is a great friend ve gotten so close, insome places in Indiana they won't serve uspizza anymore. On Saturday Night Live, Cecily impersonates CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin, whichis surprising. Because usually the only people impersonating joumalists on CNN are joumalists on CNN. ABC is here with some ofthe stars from their big new comedy Black ish. Itsagreat show, but Ihave to give ABCfair warning. Being black ish only makes you popular for so long. Here on the eastcoast, one big story was the brutal winter. The polar vortex aused so many record lows they renamedit MSNBC. Turns out Jeb Bush identified himself as Hispanic backin 2009. Look, I understand. It'san innocent mistake. Reminds me of when lidentified myself as American back in 1961. Rick Santorum announced that he wouldnot attendthe same-sex wedding of a friend or a loved one. To which gays and lesbians across the country responded, "That'snot gonna be a problem." At this point I have to say that I'm really going to miss this guy.
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