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        PRO TIP FOR MY JUICERS - ALWAYS KEEP FROZEN STRAWBERRIES IN THE FREEZER - INSTEAD OF AN ICE WATER BASE U CAN USE WATER AND FROZEN STRAWBERRIES AS ICE CUBES, IT MAKES THE JUICE COLD AND WONDERFUL AND FULL OF VITAMINS THEN THROW MAYBE A BANANA, SOME PROTEIN POWDER AND A HANDFUL OF RAW ALMONDS IN THERE AND BAM, A HEALTHY AND CLEAN BREAKFAST V GOOD FOR BEFORE OR AFTER A WORKOUT (lemme tell y’all a secret I don’t know wtf β€œclean” eating is but all them strawberries make u poop and if it make u poop then it gotta be clean A CLEAN INTESTINE IS A WONDERFUL INTESTINE BELOVEDS WE LEAVING CONSTIPATION IN 2018 BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) . . (Slide 1: U-SAR-Paradox. Slide 2-4: unknown - pls DM for credit ❀️).: When my pup is ready for bed and the TV
 is too bright, he covers his eyes
PRO TIP FOR MY JUICERS - ALWAYS KEEP FROZEN STRAWBERRIES IN THE FREEZER - INSTEAD OF AN ICE WATER BASE U CAN USE WATER AND FROZEN STRAWBERRIES AS ICE CUBES, IT MAKES THE JUICE COLD AND WONDERFUL AND FULL OF VITAMINS THEN THROW MAYBE A BANANA, SOME PROTEIN POWDER AND A HANDFUL OF RAW ALMONDS IN THERE AND BAM, A HEALTHY AND CLEAN BREAKFAST V GOOD FOR BEFORE OR AFTER A WORKOUT (lemme tell y’all a secret I don’t know wtf β€œclean” eating is but all them strawberries make u poop and if it make u poop then it gotta be clean A CLEAN INTESTINE IS A WONDERFUL INTESTINE BELOVEDS WE LEAVING CONSTIPATION IN 2018 BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) . . (Slide 1: U-SAR-Paradox. Slide 2-4: unknown - pls DM for credit ❀️).
        

            
            

                
                
                    PRO TIP FOR MY JUICERS - ALWAYS KEEP FROZEN STRAWBERRIES IN THE FREEZER - INSTEAD OF AN ICE WATER BASE U CAN USE WATER AND FROZEN STRAWBERRIES AS ICE CUBES, IT MAKES THE JUICE COLD AND WONDERFUL AND FULL OF VITAMINS THEN THROW MAYBE A BANANA, SOME PROTEIN POWDER AND A HANDFUL OF RAW ALMONDS IN THERE AND BAM, A HEALTHY AND CLEAN BREAKFAST V GOOD FOR BEFORE OR AFTER A WORKOUT (lemme tell y’all a secret I don’t know wtf β€œclean” eating is but all them strawberries make u poop and if it make u poop then it gotta be clean A CLEAN INTESTINE IS A WONDERFUL INTESTINE BELOVEDS WE LEAVING CONSTIPATION IN 2018 BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) . . (Slide 1: U-SAR-Paradox. Slide 2-4: unknown - pls DM for credit ❀️).: When my pup is ready for bed and the TV
 is too bright, he covers his eyes
PRO TIP FOR MY JUICERS - ALWAYS KEEP FROZEN STRAWBERRIES IN THE FREEZER - INSTEAD OF AN ICE WATER BASE U CAN USE WATER AND FROZEN STRAWBERRIES AS ICE CUBES, IT MAKES THE JUICE COLD AND WONDERFUL AND FULL OF VITAMINS THEN THROW MAYBE A BANANA, SOME PROTEIN POWDER AND A HANDFUL OF RAW ALMONDS IN THERE AND BAM, A HEALTHY AND CLEAN BREAKFAST V GOOD FOR BEFORE OR AFTER A WORKOUT (lemme tell y’all a secret I don’t know wtf β€œclean” eating is but all them strawberries make u poop and if it make u poop then it gotta be clean A CLEAN INTESTINE IS A WONDERFUL INTESTINE BELOVEDS WE LEAVING CONSTIPATION IN 2018 BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) . . (Slide 1: U-SAR-Paradox. Slide 2-4: unknown - pls DM for credit ❀️).
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Repost: ugly-sugar-fruit
 siniristiriita
 Shit my chemistry teacher has
 said in class, vol, 2
 1. "Could you use heart medicine as explosives? Technically, yes."
 2. "In theory, the concept that all of you exist is possible.
 3. "56 children were born with no arms in France. That is a bit excessive"
 4. "Here's an intestine, here's pancreas, over there is a liver and here is a
 danish pastry"
 5. [A lecture on different methods in which bridges were constructed to be
 blown up during WW1 and wW2]
 6. "It's unfortunate if you get an entire ham in your lung."
 7. "The good thing about aether is that you don't die."
 8. "Let's pick something else that's tasty. Like amphetamine here."
 9. "If I tell you that carbon has three bonds, that doesn't mean carbon has
 three bonds."
 10. "There's a french way, german way, american way and russian way. What
 do we use in Finland then? Depends on who's invading."
 11. "The nitrogen makes this one straight."
 12. [Walks to the students' side of the classroom] "Hm. Yes. The time does
 13. [Lectures on why getting scurvy has made European invaders genocidal
 14. "That would be a fun prank: Murder someone by sneaking 20 kilos of
 15. [A long explanation of how the introduction of alcohol was an
 16. [The story of how the density shifts of water and alcohol led to many
 17. "Back then they didn't have any good drugs, so they had to settle for
 flow slower on this side."
 on several occasions.]
 coffee grounds into someone's breakfast porridge.
 improvement in comparison to drinking psychedelic reindeer urine]
 murders in the prohibition era moonshine business]
 aether. A few exploding serfs here and there."
 teaching them they're second in power from gods. Trust me, they tried."
 18. "Nothing good will will come from giving vour children lead poisoning and
 19. "My father was born in 1918, so he was 18 in 1936, which was
 inconvenient at the time." [Our teacher, inexplicably, looks roughly 40-45
 and has at least one daughter in her 30s. Nobody fucking knows how old
 he is, exactly.]
 Vol. 1 here
 Source: siniristiriita
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                    Repost: ugly-sugar-fruit
 siniristiriita
 Shit my chemistry teacher has
 said in class, vol, 2
 1. "Could you use heart medicine as explosives? Technically, yes."
 2. "In theory, the concept that all of you exist is possible.
 3. "56 children were born with no arms in France. That is a bit excessive"
 4. "Here's an intestine, here's pancreas, over there is a liver and here is a
 danish pastry"
 5. [A lecture on different methods in which bridges were constructed to be
 blown up during WW1 and wW2]
 6. "It's unfortunate if you get an entire ham in your lung."
 7. "The good thing about aether is that you don't die."
 8. "Let's pick something else that's tasty. Like amphetamine here."
 9. "If I tell you that carbon has three bonds, that doesn't mean carbon has
 three bonds."
 10. "There's a french way, german way, american way and russian way. What
 do we use in Finland then? Depends on who's invading."
 11. "The nitrogen makes this one straight."
 12. [Walks to the students' side of the classroom] "Hm. Yes. The time does
 13. [Lectures on why getting scurvy has made European invaders genocidal
 14. "That would be a fun prank: Murder someone by sneaking 20 kilos of
 15. [A long explanation of how the introduction of alcohol was an
 16. [The story of how the density shifts of water and alcohol led to many
 17. "Back then they didn't have any good drugs, so they had to settle for
 flow slower on this side."
 on several occasions.]
 coffee grounds into someone's breakfast porridge.
 improvement in comparison to drinking psychedelic reindeer urine]
 murders in the prohibition era moonshine business]
 aether. A few exploding serfs here and there."
 teaching them they're second in power from gods. Trust me, they tried."
 18. "Nothing good will will come from giving vour children lead poisoning and
 19. "My father was born in 1918, so he was 18 in 1936, which was
 inconvenient at the time." [Our teacher, inexplicably, looks roughly 40-45
 and has at least one daughter in her 30s. Nobody fucking knows how old
 he is, exactly.]
 Vol. 1 here
 Source: siniristiriita
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        Chemistry Class: ugly-sugar-fruit
 siniristiriita
 Shit my chemistry teacher has
 said in class, vol. 2
 1 "Could you use heart medicine as explosives? Technically, yes."
 2. "In theory, the concept that all of you exist is possible
 3. "56 children were born with no arms in France. That is a bit excessive."
 4. "Here's an intestine, here's pancreas, over there is a liver and here is a
 danish pastry"
 5. [A lecture on different methods in which bridges were constructed to be
 blown up during WW1 and WW2
 6. "It's unfortunate if you get an entire ham in your lung."
 7. "The good thing about aether is that you don't die.
 8. "Let's pick something else that's tasty. Like amphetamine here."
 9. "If i tell you that carbon has three bonds, that doesn't mean carbon has
 three bonds."
 10. There's a french way, german way, american way and russian way. What
 do we use in Finland then? Depends on who's invading."
 11. "The nitrogen makes this one straight."
 12. [Walks to the students' side of the classroom] "Hm. Yes. The time does
 13. [Lectures on why getting scurvy has made European invaders genocidal
 14. That would be a fun prank: Murder someone by sneaking 20 kilos of
 15. [A long explanation of how the introduction of alcohol was an
 16. [The story of how the density shifts of water and alcohol led to many
 17. "Back then they didn't have any good drugs, so they had to settle for
 18. "Nothing good will will come from giving your children lead poisoning and
 19. "My father was born in 1918, so he was 18 in 1936, which was
 flow slower on this side."
 on several occasions.]
 coffee grounds into someone's breakfast porridge."
 improvement in comparison to drinking psychedelic reindeer urine]
 murders in the prohibition era moonshine business]
 aether. A few exploding serfs here and there
 teaching them they re second in power from gods. Trust me, they tried."
 inconvenient at the time." [Our teacher, inexplicably, looks roughly 40-45
 and has at least one daughter in her 30s. Nobody fucking knows how old
 he is, exactly.]
 Vol. 1 here
 Source: siniristiriita
 50 notes
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                    Chemistry Class: ugly-sugar-fruit
 siniristiriita
 Shit my chemistry teacher has
 said in class, vol. 2
 1 "Could you use heart medicine as explosives? Technically, yes."
 2. "In theory, the concept that all of you exist is possible
 3. "56 children were born with no arms in France. That is a bit excessive."
 4. "Here's an intestine, here's pancreas, over there is a liver and here is a
 danish pastry"
 5. [A lecture on different methods in which bridges were constructed to be
 blown up during WW1 and WW2
 6. "It's unfortunate if you get an entire ham in your lung."
 7. "The good thing about aether is that you don't die.
 8. "Let's pick something else that's tasty. Like amphetamine here."
 9. "If i tell you that carbon has three bonds, that doesn't mean carbon has
 three bonds."
 10. There's a french way, german way, american way and russian way. What
 do we use in Finland then? Depends on who's invading."
 11. "The nitrogen makes this one straight."
 12. [Walks to the students' side of the classroom] "Hm. Yes. The time does
 13. [Lectures on why getting scurvy has made European invaders genocidal
 14. That would be a fun prank: Murder someone by sneaking 20 kilos of
 15. [A long explanation of how the introduction of alcohol was an
 16. [The story of how the density shifts of water and alcohol led to many
 17. "Back then they didn't have any good drugs, so they had to settle for
 18. "Nothing good will will come from giving your children lead poisoning and
 19. "My father was born in 1918, so he was 18 in 1936, which was
 flow slower on this side."
 on several occasions.]
 coffee grounds into someone's breakfast porridge."
 improvement in comparison to drinking psychedelic reindeer urine]
 murders in the prohibition era moonshine business]
 aether. A few exploding serfs here and there
 teaching them they re second in power from gods. Trust me, they tried."
 inconvenient at the time." [Our teacher, inexplicably, looks roughly 40-45
 and has at least one daughter in her 30s. Nobody fucking knows how old
 he is, exactly.]
 Vol. 1 here
 Source: siniristiriita
 50 notes
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                    cannibalchicken:

ceruleanknightofspac-e:

stupidsexybowser:

firstnonbinarypresident:
I will carve out your pets ass

I will eat your mother’s elbow

I’ll remove staff’s elbow πŸ€”

I will destroy your pets legsThis is not a joke. Expect me in 2 days

I will remove Elon Musks dick. 😐: What's Your Specific
 Tumblr Threat?
 First Letter of
 First Letter of
 Your Last Name
 Your Name
 A I will eat
 B-I will rip out
 C I will destroy
 D I will remove
 E-I will make vou eat
 F Iwill shatter
 G Iwill break
 H I will drink
 I I will carve out
 J I will wear
 K - I will demolish
 L- I will dissolve
 M Iwill abolish
 N I will feed on
 A Spleen
 B Neck
 C Tastebuds
 D Foot
 E Eye
 F Pee
 G Toes
 H Stomach
 I Large intestine
 J Dick
 K - Left kidney
 L Ass
 M Firstborn
 N Pet
 o - Thighs
 P Elbow
 Q Torso
 R Pussy
 S Legs
 T- Nose
 V Hair
 W Tongue
 X - Fingers
 Y Lips
 Z Skull
 The Month You
 Were Born Irm
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 March - My
 April Your families
 May - Your mother's
 O - I will strangle you with June Your father's
 P I will absorb
 GQ I will cook
 R I will deep fry
 S I will be mean to
 T Iwill enlarge
 U I will shrink
 V I will modify
 W I will melt
 X - I will drain
 Y I will beat you with
 Z I will make you see
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firstnonbinarypresident:
I will carve out your pets ass

I will eat your mother’s elbow

I’ll remove staff’s elbow πŸ€”

I will destroy your pets legsThis is not a joke. Expect me in 2 days

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        (follow @tech for more!) The latest advance in a growing field of sensors that can be swallowed are capsules that could eventually be used in people to find signs of ulcers, inflammatory bowel disease, or even colon cancer. Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology tested capsules an inch long (they would be made smaller for humans) in pigs and correctly detected signs of internal bleeding. Though testing on humans is years off, shrinking the capsule to a normal pill size could be achieved by combining its three electronic chips. But the capsules could be customized to diagnose multiple conditions and help doctors monitor tricky-to-reach parts of the small intestine for people with Crohn's disease. Researcher Kourosh Kalantar-zadeh of the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology in Australia commented, "The work is yet another step toward showing the great promises of smart, ingestible capsules." tech technews health healthtech: HEALTH @TECH
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 CAPSULE PACKED WITH TINY
 ELECTRONICS THAT YOU
 SWALLOW TO SPOT HEALTH
 PROBLEMS FROM THE INSIDE.
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(follow @tech for more!) The latest advance in a growing field of sensors that can be swallowed are capsules that could eventually be used in people to find signs of ulcers, inflammatory bowel disease, or even colon cancer. Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology tested capsules an inch long (they would be made smaller for humans) in pigs and correctly detected signs of internal bleeding. Though testing on humans is years off, shrinking the capsule to a normal pill size could be achieved by combining its three electronic chips. But the capsules could be customized to diagnose multiple conditions and help doctors monitor tricky-to-reach parts of the small intestine for people with Crohn's disease. Researcher Kourosh Kalantar-zadeh of the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology in Australia commented, "The work is yet another step toward showing the great promises of smart, ingestible capsules." tech technews health healthtech
        

            
            

                
                
                    (follow @tech for more!) The latest advance in a growing field of sensors that can be swallowed are capsules that could eventually be used in people to find signs of ulcers, inflammatory bowel disease, or even colon cancer. Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology tested capsules an inch long (they would be made smaller for humans) in pigs and correctly detected signs of internal bleeding. Though testing on humans is years off, shrinking the capsule to a normal pill size could be achieved by combining its three electronic chips. But the capsules could be customized to diagnose multiple conditions and help doctors monitor tricky-to-reach parts of the small intestine for people with Crohn's disease. Researcher Kourosh Kalantar-zadeh of the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology in Australia commented, "The work is yet another step toward showing the great promises of smart, ingestible capsules." tech technews health healthtech: HEALTH @TECH
 SCIENTISTS HAVE DEVELOPED A
 CAPSULE PACKED WITH TINY
 ELECTRONICS THAT YOU
 SWALLOW TO SPOT HEALTH
 PROBLEMS FROM THE INSIDE.
 guff
(follow @tech for more!) The latest advance in a growing field of sensors that can be swallowed are capsules that could eventually be used in people to find signs of ulcers, inflammatory bowel disease, or even colon cancer. Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology tested capsules an inch long (they would be made smaller for humans) in pigs and correctly detected signs of internal bleeding. Though testing on humans is years off, shrinking the capsule to a normal pill size could be achieved by combining its three electronic chips. But the capsules could be customized to diagnose multiple conditions and help doctors monitor tricky-to-reach parts of the small intestine for people with Crohn's disease. Researcher Kourosh Kalantar-zadeh of the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology in Australia commented, "The work is yet another step toward showing the great promises of smart, ingestible capsules." tech technews health healthtech
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        <h2>Para que os rayΓ©is mirando vuestras cacotas.</h2><p>Y por si vais de Erasmus con los indios Navajos:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1368" data-orig-width="1368"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/120642b7ebcdf67254a8687c0c00f233/tumblr_inline_oe7wu9btx71qhy6fn_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1368" data-orig-width="1368"/></figure>: Brown:
 naturally brown due to the bile
 produced in your liver.
 Yellow:
 poop indicates excess fat, which
 could be due to a malabsorption
 disorder like celiac disease.
 h: You're fine. Poop is
 Green:
 your large intestine too quickly. Or you
 could have eaten lots of green leafy
 veggies, or green food colouring
 Food may be moving through
 Greasy, foul-smelling yellaw
 Black:
 bleeding internally due to ulcer or
 cancer. Some vitamins containing iron
 or bismuth subsalicylate could cause
 black poop too. Pay attention ifit's
 sticky, and see a docif you're worried
 It could mean that you're
 Light-coloured, white, or
 clay-coloured
 you're normaly seeing, it could
 Blood-stained or Red:
 Blood in your poop could be a
 symptom of cancer. Always see a
 doc right away if you find blood
 in your stool
 If it's not what
 mean a bile duct obstruction.
 Some meds could cause this too.
 See a doc
 Textures of pooD
 Separate hard lumps, like nuts
 You're lacking fibre and fluids.
 Drink more water and chomp
 on some fruits and veggies.
 Sausage-shaped, smooth and soft
 Optimal poop! You're doing fine
 Watery, no solid pieces,
 all liquid
 're having dlarrhoeal This is probably
 aused by some sort of infection and
 diarrhoea is your body's way of cleaning
 it out. Make sure you drink lots of liquids
 to replace the liquids lost otherwise you
 might find yourself dehydrated
 Sausage-shaped but lumpy
 Not as serious as separate
 lumps, but you need to load up
 on fluids and fibre
 Soft blobs with clear-cut edges
 Not too bad. Pretty normal if you're
 pooping multiple times a day.
 Soft and sticks to the side
 of the toilet bowl
 Presence of too much oil, which could
 mean that your body isn't absorbing the
 fats properly. Diseases like chronic
 Sausage-shaped
 but with cracks on surface
 This is normal, but the cracks mmean
 you could still up your intake of water.
 Fluffy pieces with
 ragged edges, a mushy stool
 Youre on the edge of normal. This type ofpancreatitis prevent your body from
 poop is on its way to becoming diarrhoea.properly absorbing fat
<h2>Para que os rayΓ©is mirando vuestras cacotas.</h2><p>Y por si vais de Erasmus con los indios Navajos:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1368" data-orig-width="1368"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/120642b7ebcdf67254a8687c0c00f233/tumblr_inline_oe7wu9btx71qhy6fn_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1368" data-orig-width="1368"/></figure>
        

            
            

                
                
                    <h2>Para que os rayΓ©is mirando vuestras cacotas.</h2><p>Y por si vais de Erasmus con los indios Navajos:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1368" data-orig-width="1368"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/120642b7ebcdf67254a8687c0c00f233/tumblr_inline_oe7wu9btx71qhy6fn_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1368" data-orig-width="1368"/></figure>: Brown:
 naturally brown due to the bile
 produced in your liver.
 Yellow:
 poop indicates excess fat, which
 could be due to a malabsorption
 disorder like celiac disease.
 h: You're fine. Poop is
 Green:
 your large intestine too quickly. Or you
 could have eaten lots of green leafy
 veggies, or green food colouring
 Food may be moving through
 Greasy, foul-smelling yellaw
 Black:
 bleeding internally due to ulcer or
 cancer. Some vitamins containing iron
 or bismuth subsalicylate could cause
 black poop too. Pay attention ifit's
 sticky, and see a docif you're worried
 It could mean that you're
 Light-coloured, white, or
 clay-coloured
 you're normaly seeing, it could
 Blood-stained or Red:
 Blood in your poop could be a
 symptom of cancer. Always see a
 doc right away if you find blood
 in your stool
 If it's not what
 mean a bile duct obstruction.
 Some meds could cause this too.
 See a doc
 Textures of pooD
 Separate hard lumps, like nuts
 You're lacking fibre and fluids.
 Drink more water and chomp
 on some fruits and veggies.
 Sausage-shaped, smooth and soft
 Optimal poop! You're doing fine
 Watery, no solid pieces,
 all liquid
 're having dlarrhoeal This is probably
 aused by some sort of infection and
 diarrhoea is your body's way of cleaning
 it out. Make sure you drink lots of liquids
 to replace the liquids lost otherwise you
 might find yourself dehydrated
 Sausage-shaped but lumpy
 Not as serious as separate
 lumps, but you need to load up
 on fluids and fibre
 Soft blobs with clear-cut edges
 Not too bad. Pretty normal if you're
 pooping multiple times a day.
 Soft and sticks to the side
 of the toilet bowl
 Presence of too much oil, which could
 mean that your body isn't absorbing the
 fats properly. Diseases like chronic
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 you could still up your intake of water.
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 ragged edges, a mushy stool
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 poop is on its way to becoming diarrhoea.properly absorbing fat
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 ten inch dick aka longer than my
 forearm
 i know there are some writers who follow
 me
 please
 take note
 I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest
 is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a
 boner, and even though he's heterosexual, he
 can only have sex with men (or anally with
 women) as his cock can't fit in a vagina.
 So writers, take note.
 jesus h. christ
 I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and
 that was some painful, annoying shit right there
 (especially with a selfish dude who didn't really think
 about that/blamed me for being "tiny," what the
 fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though
 some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches
 Of course, a lady's Sarlaac Pit is designed to
 accomodate rather large things. That does not
 however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have
 those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame
 basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly
 against your cervix. Ow fucking ow
 Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS
 BETTER
 A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable
 dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into
 the large intestine, if you're patient and flexible and you
 have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don't mind
 things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard
 dick, however, that isn't so bendy, would be another
 story entirely.
 So if you're shooting for realistic sex and your bottom
 isn't into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your
 top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might
 sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at
 least, it's better in theory than it is in practice
 This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by
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 Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find
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 i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
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 dontkillbirds
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 ten inch dick aka longer than my
 forearm
 i know there are some writers who follow
 me
 please
 take note
 I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest
 is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a
 boner, and even though he's heterosexual, he
 can only have sex with men (or anally with
 women) as his cock can't fit in a vagina.
 So writers, take note.
 jesus h. christ
 I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and
 that was some painful, annoying shit right there
 (especially with a selfish dude who didn't really think
 about that/blamed me for being "tiny," what the
 fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though
 some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches
 Of course, a lady's Sarlaac Pit is designed to
 accomodate rather large things. That does not
 however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have
 those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame
 basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly
 against your cervix. Ow fucking ow
 Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS
 BETTER
 A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable
 dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into
 the large intestine, if you're patient and flexible and you
 have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don't mind
 things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard
 dick, however, that isn't so bendy, would be another
 story entirely.
 So if you're shooting for realistic sex and your bottom
 isn't into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your
 top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might
 sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at
 least, it's better in theory than it is in practice
 This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by
 all the fucks do not give.
 Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find
 you and I will skin you.
 ive learned a lot today omg
 i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
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 ten inch dick aka longer than my
 forearm
 i know there are some writers who follow
 me
 please
 take note
 I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest
 is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a
 boner, and even though he's heterosexual, he
 can only have sex with men (or anally with
 women) as his cock can't fit in a vagina
 So writers, take note
 iesus h. christ
 I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and
 that was some painful, annoying shit right there
 (especially with a selfish dude who didn't really think
 about that/blamed me for being "tiny," what the
 fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though
 some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches
 Of course, a lady's Sarlaac Pit is designed to
 accomodate rather large things. That does not,
 however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have
 those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame
 basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly
 against your cervix. Ow fucking ow
 Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS
 BETTER
 A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable
 dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into
 the large intestine, if you're patient and flexible and you
 have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don't mind
 things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard
 dick, however, that isn't so bendy, would be another
 story entirely
 So if you're shooting for realistic sex and your bottom
 isn't into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your
 top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might
 sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at
 least, it's better in theory than it is in practice
 This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by
 all the fucks I do not give
 Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find
 you and I will skin you
 ive learned a lot today omg
 i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
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 40,849IC
 dontkillbirds
 adiogrimshaw
 upnbanan
 littleartemis
 adiogrimshaw
 ten inch dick aka longer than my
 forearm
 i know there are some writers who follow
 me
 please
 take note
 I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest
 is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a
 boner, and even though he's heterosexual, he
 can only have sex with men (or anally with
 women) as his cock can't fit in a vagina
 So writers, take note
 iesus h. christ
 I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and
 that was some painful, annoying shit right there
 (especially with a selfish dude who didn't really think
 about that/blamed me for being "tiny," what the
 fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though
 some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches
 Of course, a lady's Sarlaac Pit is designed to
 accomodate rather large things. That does not,
 however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have
 those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame
 basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly
 against your cervix. Ow fucking ow
 Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS
 BETTER
 A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable
 dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into
 the large intestine, if you're patient and flexible and you
 have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don't mind
 things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard
 dick, however, that isn't so bendy, would be another
 story entirely
 So if you're shooting for realistic sex and your bottom
 isn't into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your
 top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might
 sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at
 least, it's better in theory than it is in practice
 This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by
 all the fucks I do not give
 Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find
 you and I will skin you
 ive learned a lot today omg
 i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
 hu
 mun
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://evydypgs.tumblr.com/post/142464982408">evydypgs</a>:</p>
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<p>don’t waste your time with cat videos and read interesting facts from several blogs instead.<br/>
if you wanna be unbored, stimulated follow me on <a href="http://evydypgs.tumblr.com/">http://evydypgs.tumblr.com/</a><br/>
I guarantee you will learn something here.</p>
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<p>Benavidez: Fuck you and fuck death.</p>
<p>Doctor: I’m just a doctor,not the grim reaper.</p>
<p>Benavidez: Close enough.<br/></p>
</blockquote>: source is mentioned In our blog: www.unbellevablefactsblog.com
 Medal of Honor recipient, Master Sergeant
 Roy Benavidez. He had 37 puncture wounds,
 exposed intestine, broken jaw, and eyes caked
 in blood. He was pronounced dead until he
 spit in the face of a doctor who was
 zipping him up in a body bag.
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://southernbellegonehunting.tumblr.com/post/142795044256">southernbellegonehunting</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://evydypgs.tumblr.com/post/142464982408">evydypgs</a>:</p>
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<p>don’t waste your time with cat videos and read interesting facts from several blogs instead.<br/>
if you wanna be unbored, stimulated follow me on <a href="http://evydypgs.tumblr.com/">http://evydypgs.tumblr.com/</a><br/>
I guarantee you will learn something here.</p>
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<p>Benavidez: Fuck you and fuck death.</p>
<p>Doctor: I’m just a doctor,not the grim reaper.</p>
<p>Benavidez: Close enough.<br/></p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://evydypgs.tumblr.com/post/142464982408">evydypgs</a>:</p>
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<p>don’t waste your time with cat videos and read interesting facts from several blogs instead.<br/>
if you wanna be unbored, stimulated follow me on <a href="http://evydypgs.tumblr.com/">http://evydypgs.tumblr.com/</a><br/>
I guarantee you will learn something here.</p>
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<p>Benavidez: Fuck you and fuck death.</p>
<p>Doctor: I’m just a doctor,not the grim reaper.</p>
<p>Benavidez: Close enough.<br/></p>
</blockquote>: source is mentioned In our blog: www.unbellevablefactsblog.com
 Medal of Honor recipient, Master Sergeant
 Roy Benavidez. He had 37 puncture wounds,
 exposed intestine, broken jaw, and eyes caked
 in blood. He was pronounced dead until he
 spit in the face of a doctor who was
 zipping him up in a body bag.
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://southernbellegonehunting.tumblr.com/post/142795044256">southernbellegonehunting</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://evydypgs.tumblr.com/post/142464982408">evydypgs</a>:</p>
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<p>don’t waste your time with cat videos and read interesting facts from several blogs instead.<br/>
if you wanna be unbored, stimulated follow me on <a href="http://evydypgs.tumblr.com/">http://evydypgs.tumblr.com/</a><br/>
I guarantee you will learn something here.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Benavidez: Fuck you and fuck death.</p>
<p>Doctor: I’m just a doctor,not the grim reaper.</p>
<p>Benavidez: Close enough.<br/></p>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://piefacemcgee.tumblr.com/post/116460274637/dammit-jim-im-a-blog-hang-the-bastard" class="tumblr_blog">piefacemcgee</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://sfveganyogi.tumblr.com/post/71924348225/maggie-menu-on-the-menu-for-maggie-tonight-is" class="tumblr_blog">sfveganyogi</a>:</p>
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<p><strike>Maggie Menu</strike></p>
<p><strike>On the menu for Maggie tonight is purΓ©ed sweet potato, purΓ©ed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does she look excited? She is!</strike></p>
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<p><b>This dog does not look excited, this dog looks malnourished.</b></p>
<p>The diet you are feeding your dog places a huge burden entirely on the pancreas, forcing it to produce large amounts of amylase to deal with the starch, cellulose, and carbohydrates in plant matter. (yes, even with your supplements) The carnivore’s pancreas does not secrete cellulase to split the cellulose into glucose molecules, nor have dogs become efficient at digesting and assimilating and utilizing plant material as a source of high quality protein. <br/></p>
<p>When this stuff sits in the pet’s intestine <b>(yes even with your supplemented enzymes)</b> it not only irritates the lining of the bowels but also provides the perfect warm, wet environment with plenty of undigested sugars and starches as food for bacteria. <br/></p>
<p>I respect your choice in leading a vegan lifestyle, but please do not force this on your pet who does not recognize the difference, your dog absolutely needs a healthier diet or it is going to develop health issues and I guarantee you, will not live as long as it could otherwise. </p>
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<p><strike>side reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals. See: Onision’s two dogs, Dobs and Leelu. Actually, his name is Greg. He, his wife Lainey, and their two dogs are all vegetarian, and both Dobs and Leelu thrive. They look very well nourished, are energetic, very loving towards both Greg and Lainey, and they are fed vegetarian foods. Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?Β <b><i>You bet your sweet ass they</i> <i>can</i>.Β </b>Stop bagging on this person for feeding this to their dog. I may advise offering meaty treats to your pet, perhaps chop some chicken or throw in some cooked red meat, but your dog seems very okay to me. The meat would be an added bonus that may please your pooch and also provide additional protein and minerals. He/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them. Do not let these people tell you that you’re abusing your dog. If you choose to continue their diet in this way, I would definitely look more into different kinds of treats that would help with the digestion more, though I don’t know too much in that area. Best of luck to both you and your puppy dog!</strike></p>
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<p>Hi hello you seem new to veterinary science and animal welfare in general so let me educate you on some topics <b>that you are completely wrong about</b></p>
<p><b><i>1) β€œside reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals.”</i></b></p>
<p>This is an assumption. TheΒ <b>assumption</b>Β that dogs are omnivores remains to be proven, whereas theΒ <b>truth </b>about dogs being natural carnivores is very well-supported by the evidence available to us and is understood by many science welfare groups, universities, and doctors of veterinary science. </p>
<p>Dogs and wolves share 99.8% of their mitochondrial DNA, those who insist dogs did not descend from wolves must disprove the litany of scientific evidence that concludes wolves are the ancestors of dogs. And guess what? The wolf is a carnivore. Since a dog’s internal physiology does not differ from a wolf, dogs have the same physiological and nutritional needs as those carnivorous predators. </p>
<p>By stating otherwise you are ignoring and disregarding the work of contributing doctors, educators, and researchers who have compiled over 300 years of research and observations of the wild canine.</p>
<p><b><i>2) Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?</i></b></p>
<p>No. But congratulations, you got one thing right, dogs and cats eat meat. Can they live a happy and healthy life without it? <b>No they cannot.</b> Cats and dogs health is largely dependent on the body’s ability to digest and make use of the food that is a part of their natural diet that is supplemented from meats. By creating a lack of naturally produced (meat, not supplements) protein in the body of the animal, you are putting your animals at risk for something called protein-losing enteropathy. Although this condition can affect any breed or age of dog, some dog breeds are more likely than others. <b>That being said, feeding your dog and cat an all vegan or vegetarian diet and expecting them to thrive on it is a gamble at best.</b></p>
<p>There is an entire array of problems that can arise from a lack of natural protein.Β  </p>
<ul><li>Occasional bouts of diarrhea</li>
<li>Chronic diarrhea</li>
<li>Weight loss</li>
<li>Lack of energy (lethargy)</li>
<li>Difficulty breathing (dyspnea)</li>
<li>Enlarged abdomen</li>
<li>Legs and feet may be puffy or swollen (edema)</li>
</ul><ul><li>Cancer in the intestines</li>
<li>Infection in the intestines
<ul><li>Bacteria such as salmonella(from rotting plant material)</li>
<li>Fungal infection</li>
<li>Intestinal parasites like hookworms and whipworms</li>
</ul></li>
<li>Inflammation of the intestines (inflammatory bowel disease)</li>
<li>Food Allergies</li>
<li>Stomach or intestinal ulcers</li>
<li>Congestive heart failure</li>
<li>Problems with the movement ofΒ lymphaticΒ fluid out of the intestines (lymphangiectasia)</li>
</ul><p><b><i>3) β€œHe/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them.”</i></b></p>
<p><b>Hey, wrong again.</b> This dogs nose is dried out, it is almost a pale white pink, this is an indication of dehydration or something more serious. The eyes are not clear and bright as they should be, they are red and puffy around the edges, the lining of the eyelids should be pink rather than red. This dog also has a blank stare on its face, and the nose is not pointing at the food, this means the dog is uninterested and is a sign of lethargy. This dog is begging for this meal to be something nutritious. I work at a highly respected veterinary hospital and I see this more often than you would think, <b>I know how to tell when a dog looks malnourished, </b>and so would you if you worked and studied every day in the field of veterinary medicine.</p>
<p>Next time I hope you will take the initiative to educate yourself on these and other important topics on the care for your animal, before you preach something you have no idea about.</p>
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<p>Not to mention with cats specifically, they <i><b>NEED</b> </i>a<i>Β </i>protein called taurine. Taurine is found in fish, meat and human breast milk. Without enough taurine your cat will fucking go blind. They can’t even eat dog food without going blind because it doesn’t have a high enough taurine content. Cat’s (neutered) need around <i>25</i>% of their diet to consist of protein to be healthy and that protein MUST BE chicken, fish, or beef or they will go blind and eventually die from malnutrition. Cats also must have plenty of fat in their diet because they can’t produce their own. Bottom line if your feeding your cat (or dog but that was discussed more above) a vegan diet, you’re murdering your animal and causing it to suffer immensely in the process.Β </p></blockquote>

<p>How could the OP even bullshit themselves into thinking their dog looks even remotely excited? Pretty sure that’s a Lab, and I’ve had two at my house for the past 12 years. They look absolutely nothing like that when it’s their dinnertime. They’re full of energy, with wagging tails and bouncing impatience and eagerly dig into their bowls. <br/></p><p>That is the most apathetic look about a meal I have <i>ever </i>seen a dog have.<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>I’m glad to see this post back on my dash because it means people are still spreading this around. And this is <i>super</i>Β important information.</p><p>Dogs and cats <i>cannot</i>Β be vegan or vegetarian. If you want a pet that can, get a fucking gerbil.</p></blockquote>

<p>Idiots starving and abusing their pets in the name of being against animal cruelty.</p>: stveganyogi.tumbir.com
<p><a href="http://crazedcrocgirl.tumblr.com/post/116479236723/piefacemcgee-dammit-jim-im-a-blog" class="tumblr_blog">crazedcrocgirl</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://piefacemcgee.tumblr.com/post/116460274637/dammit-jim-im-a-blog-hang-the-bastard" class="tumblr_blog">piefacemcgee</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://dammit-jim-im-a-blog.tumblr.com/post/116259595542/hang-the-bastard-ladywarblerforever" class="tumblr_blog">dammit-jim-im-a-blog</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://hang-the-bastard.tumblr.com/post/73391181951/ladywarblerforever-naturepunk" class="tumblr_blog">hang-the-bastard</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://ladywarblerforever.tumblr.com/post/73387926284/naturepunk-freshiejuice" class="tumblr_blog">ladywarblerforever</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://hang-the-bastard.tumblr.com/post/73320718922/sfveganyogi-maggie-menu-on-the-menu-for-maggie" class="tumblr_blog">hang-the-bastard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sfveganyogi.tumblr.com/post/71924348225/maggie-menu-on-the-menu-for-maggie-tonight-is" class="tumblr_blog">sfveganyogi</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><strike>Maggie Menu</strike></p>
<p><strike>On the menu for Maggie tonight is purΓ©ed sweet potato, purΓ©ed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does she look excited? She is!</strike></p>
</blockquote>
<p><b>This dog does not look excited, this dog looks malnourished.</b></p>
<p>The diet you are feeding your dog places a huge burden entirely on the pancreas, forcing it to produce large amounts of amylase to deal with the starch, cellulose, and carbohydrates in plant matter. (yes, even with your supplements) The carnivore’s pancreas does not secrete cellulase to split the cellulose into glucose molecules, nor have dogs become efficient at digesting and assimilating and utilizing plant material as a source of high quality protein. <br/></p>
<p>When this stuff sits in the pet’s intestine <b>(yes even with your supplemented enzymes)</b> it not only irritates the lining of the bowels but also provides the perfect warm, wet environment with plenty of undigested sugars and starches as food for bacteria. <br/></p>
<p>I respect your choice in leading a vegan lifestyle, but please do not force this on your pet who does not recognize the difference, your dog absolutely needs a healthier diet or it is going to develop health issues and I guarantee you, will not live as long as it could otherwise. </p>
</blockquote>
<p><strike>side reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals. See: Onision’s two dogs, Dobs and Leelu. Actually, his name is Greg. He, his wife Lainey, and their two dogs are all vegetarian, and both Dobs and Leelu thrive. They look very well nourished, are energetic, very loving towards both Greg and Lainey, and they are fed vegetarian foods. Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?Β <b><i>You bet your sweet ass they</i> <i>can</i>.Β </b>Stop bagging on this person for feeding this to their dog. I may advise offering meaty treats to your pet, perhaps chop some chicken or throw in some cooked red meat, but your dog seems very okay to me. The meat would be an added bonus that may please your pooch and also provide additional protein and minerals. He/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them. Do not let these people tell you that you’re abusing your dog. If you choose to continue their diet in this way, I would definitely look more into different kinds of treats that would help with the digestion more, though I don’t know too much in that area. Best of luck to both you and your puppy dog!</strike></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Hi hello you seem new to veterinary science and animal welfare in general so let me educate you on some topics <b>that you are completely wrong about</b></p>
<p><b><i>1) β€œside reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals.”</i></b></p>
<p>This is an assumption. TheΒ <b>assumption</b>Β that dogs are omnivores remains to be proven, whereas theΒ <b>truth </b>about dogs being natural carnivores is very well-supported by the evidence available to us and is understood by many science welfare groups, universities, and doctors of veterinary science. </p>
<p>Dogs and wolves share 99.8% of their mitochondrial DNA, those who insist dogs did not descend from wolves must disprove the litany of scientific evidence that concludes wolves are the ancestors of dogs. And guess what? The wolf is a carnivore. Since a dog’s internal physiology does not differ from a wolf, dogs have the same physiological and nutritional needs as those carnivorous predators. </p>
<p>By stating otherwise you are ignoring and disregarding the work of contributing doctors, educators, and researchers who have compiled over 300 years of research and observations of the wild canine.</p>
<p><b><i>2) Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?</i></b></p>
<p>No. But congratulations, you got one thing right, dogs and cats eat meat. Can they live a happy and healthy life without it? <b>No they cannot.</b> Cats and dogs health is largely dependent on the body’s ability to digest and make use of the food that is a part of their natural diet that is supplemented from meats. By creating a lack of naturally produced (meat, not supplements) protein in the body of the animal, you are putting your animals at risk for something called protein-losing enteropathy. Although this condition can affect any breed or age of dog, some dog breeds are more likely than others. <b>That being said, feeding your dog and cat an all vegan or vegetarian diet and expecting them to thrive on it is a gamble at best.</b></p>
<p>There is an entire array of problems that can arise from a lack of natural protein.Β  </p>
<ul><li>Occasional bouts of diarrhea</li>
<li>Chronic diarrhea</li>
<li>Weight loss</li>
<li>Lack of energy (lethargy)</li>
<li>Difficulty breathing (dyspnea)</li>
<li>Enlarged abdomen</li>
<li>Legs and feet may be puffy or swollen (edema)</li>
</ul><ul><li>Cancer in the intestines</li>
<li>Infection in the intestines
<ul><li>Bacteria such as salmonella(from rotting plant material)</li>
<li>Fungal infection</li>
<li>Intestinal parasites like hookworms and whipworms</li>
</ul></li>
<li>Inflammation of the intestines (inflammatory bowel disease)</li>
<li>Food Allergies</li>
<li>Stomach or intestinal ulcers</li>
<li>Congestive heart failure</li>
<li>Problems with the movement ofΒ lymphaticΒ fluid out of the intestines (lymphangiectasia)</li>
</ul><p><b><i>3) β€œHe/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them.”</i></b></p>
<p><b>Hey, wrong again.</b> This dogs nose is dried out, it is almost a pale white pink, this is an indication of dehydration or something more serious. The eyes are not clear and bright as they should be, they are red and puffy around the edges, the lining of the eyelids should be pink rather than red. This dog also has a blank stare on its face, and the nose is not pointing at the food, this means the dog is uninterested and is a sign of lethargy. This dog is begging for this meal to be something nutritious. I work at a highly respected veterinary hospital and I see this more often than you would think, <b>I know how to tell when a dog looks malnourished, </b>and so would you if you worked and studied every day in the field of veterinary medicine.</p>
<p>Next time I hope you will take the initiative to educate yourself on these and other important topics on the care for your animal, before you preach something you have no idea about.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Not to mention with cats specifically, they <i><b>NEED</b> </i>a<i>Β </i>protein called taurine. Taurine is found in fish, meat and human breast milk. Without enough taurine your cat will fucking go blind. They can’t even eat dog food without going blind because it doesn’t have a high enough taurine content. Cat’s (neutered) need around <i>25</i>% of their diet to consist of protein to be healthy and that protein MUST BE chicken, fish, or beef or they will go blind and eventually die from malnutrition. Cats also must have plenty of fat in their diet because they can’t produce their own. Bottom line if your feeding your cat (or dog but that was discussed more above) a vegan diet, you’re murdering your animal and causing it to suffer immensely in the process.Β </p></blockquote>

<p>How could the OP even bullshit themselves into thinking their dog looks even remotely excited? Pretty sure that’s a Lab, and I’ve had two at my house for the past 12 years. They look absolutely nothing like that when it’s their dinnertime. They’re full of energy, with wagging tails and bouncing impatience and eagerly dig into their bowls. <br/></p><p>That is the most apathetic look about a meal I have <i>ever </i>seen a dog have.<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>I’m glad to see this post back on my dash because it means people are still spreading this around. And this is <i>super</i>Β important information.</p><p>Dogs and cats <i>cannot</i>Β be vegan or vegetarian. If you want a pet that can, get a fucking gerbil.</p></blockquote>

<p>Idiots starving and abusing their pets in the name of being against animal cruelty.</p>
        

            
            

                
                
                    <p><a href="http://crazedcrocgirl.tumblr.com/post/116479236723/piefacemcgee-dammit-jim-im-a-blog" class="tumblr_blog">crazedcrocgirl</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://piefacemcgee.tumblr.com/post/116460274637/dammit-jim-im-a-blog-hang-the-bastard" class="tumblr_blog">piefacemcgee</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://dammit-jim-im-a-blog.tumblr.com/post/116259595542/hang-the-bastard-ladywarblerforever" class="tumblr_blog">dammit-jim-im-a-blog</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://hang-the-bastard.tumblr.com/post/73391181951/ladywarblerforever-naturepunk" class="tumblr_blog">hang-the-bastard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://ladywarblerforever.tumblr.com/post/73387926284/naturepunk-freshiejuice" class="tumblr_blog">ladywarblerforever</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://hang-the-bastard.tumblr.com/post/73320718922/sfveganyogi-maggie-menu-on-the-menu-for-maggie" class="tumblr_blog">hang-the-bastard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sfveganyogi.tumblr.com/post/71924348225/maggie-menu-on-the-menu-for-maggie-tonight-is" class="tumblr_blog">sfveganyogi</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><strike>Maggie Menu</strike></p>
<p><strike>On the menu for Maggie tonight is purΓ©ed sweet potato, purΓ©ed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does she look excited? She is!</strike></p>
</blockquote>
<p><b>This dog does not look excited, this dog looks malnourished.</b></p>
<p>The diet you are feeding your dog places a huge burden entirely on the pancreas, forcing it to produce large amounts of amylase to deal with the starch, cellulose, and carbohydrates in plant matter. (yes, even with your supplements) The carnivore’s pancreas does not secrete cellulase to split the cellulose into glucose molecules, nor have dogs become efficient at digesting and assimilating and utilizing plant material as a source of high quality protein. <br/></p>
<p>When this stuff sits in the pet’s intestine <b>(yes even with your supplemented enzymes)</b> it not only irritates the lining of the bowels but also provides the perfect warm, wet environment with plenty of undigested sugars and starches as food for bacteria. <br/></p>
<p>I respect your choice in leading a vegan lifestyle, but please do not force this on your pet who does not recognize the difference, your dog absolutely needs a healthier diet or it is going to develop health issues and I guarantee you, will not live as long as it could otherwise. </p>
</blockquote>
<p><strike>side reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals. See: Onision’s two dogs, Dobs and Leelu. Actually, his name is Greg. He, his wife Lainey, and their two dogs are all vegetarian, and both Dobs and Leelu thrive. They look very well nourished, are energetic, very loving towards both Greg and Lainey, and they are fed vegetarian foods. Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?Β <b><i>You bet your sweet ass they</i> <i>can</i>.Β </b>Stop bagging on this person for feeding this to their dog. I may advise offering meaty treats to your pet, perhaps chop some chicken or throw in some cooked red meat, but your dog seems very okay to me. The meat would be an added bonus that may please your pooch and also provide additional protein and minerals. He/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them. Do not let these people tell you that you’re abusing your dog. If you choose to continue their diet in this way, I would definitely look more into different kinds of treats that would help with the digestion more, though I don’t know too much in that area. Best of luck to both you and your puppy dog!</strike></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Hi hello you seem new to veterinary science and animal welfare in general so let me educate you on some topics <b>that you are completely wrong about</b></p>
<p><b><i>1) β€œside reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals.”</i></b></p>
<p>This is an assumption. TheΒ <b>assumption</b>Β that dogs are omnivores remains to be proven, whereas theΒ <b>truth </b>about dogs being natural carnivores is very well-supported by the evidence available to us and is understood by many science welfare groups, universities, and doctors of veterinary science. </p>
<p>Dogs and wolves share 99.8% of their mitochondrial DNA, those who insist dogs did not descend from wolves must disprove the litany of scientific evidence that concludes wolves are the ancestors of dogs. And guess what? The wolf is a carnivore. Since a dog’s internal physiology does not differ from a wolf, dogs have the same physiological and nutritional needs as those carnivorous predators. </p>
<p>By stating otherwise you are ignoring and disregarding the work of contributing doctors, educators, and researchers who have compiled over 300 years of research and observations of the wild canine.</p>
<p><b><i>2) Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?</i></b></p>
<p>No. But congratulations, you got one thing right, dogs and cats eat meat. Can they live a happy and healthy life without it? <b>No they cannot.</b> Cats and dogs health is largely dependent on the body’s ability to digest and make use of the food that is a part of their natural diet that is supplemented from meats. By creating a lack of naturally produced (meat, not supplements) protein in the body of the animal, you are putting your animals at risk for something called protein-losing enteropathy. Although this condition can affect any breed or age of dog, some dog breeds are more likely than others. <b>That being said, feeding your dog and cat an all vegan or vegetarian diet and expecting them to thrive on it is a gamble at best.</b></p>
<p>There is an entire array of problems that can arise from a lack of natural protein.Β  </p>
<ul><li>Occasional bouts of diarrhea</li>
<li>Chronic diarrhea</li>
<li>Weight loss</li>
<li>Lack of energy (lethargy)</li>
<li>Difficulty breathing (dyspnea)</li>
<li>Enlarged abdomen</li>
<li>Legs and feet may be puffy or swollen (edema)</li>
</ul><ul><li>Cancer in the intestines</li>
<li>Infection in the intestines
<ul><li>Bacteria such as salmonella(from rotting plant material)</li>
<li>Fungal infection</li>
<li>Intestinal parasites like hookworms and whipworms</li>
</ul></li>
<li>Inflammation of the intestines (inflammatory bowel disease)</li>
<li>Food Allergies</li>
<li>Stomach or intestinal ulcers</li>
<li>Congestive heart failure</li>
<li>Problems with the movement ofΒ lymphaticΒ fluid out of the intestines (lymphangiectasia)</li>
</ul><p><b><i>3) β€œHe/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them.”</i></b></p>
<p><b>Hey, wrong again.</b> This dogs nose is dried out, it is almost a pale white pink, this is an indication of dehydration or something more serious. The eyes are not clear and bright as they should be, they are red and puffy around the edges, the lining of the eyelids should be pink rather than red. This dog also has a blank stare on its face, and the nose is not pointing at the food, this means the dog is uninterested and is a sign of lethargy. This dog is begging for this meal to be something nutritious. I work at a highly respected veterinary hospital and I see this more often than you would think, <b>I know how to tell when a dog looks malnourished, </b>and so would you if you worked and studied every day in the field of veterinary medicine.</p>
<p>Next time I hope you will take the initiative to educate yourself on these and other important topics on the care for your animal, before you preach something you have no idea about.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Not to mention with cats specifically, they <i><b>NEED</b> </i>a<i>Β </i>protein called taurine. Taurine is found in fish, meat and human breast milk. Without enough taurine your cat will fucking go blind. They can’t even eat dog food without going blind because it doesn’t have a high enough taurine content. Cat’s (neutered) need around <i>25</i>% of their diet to consist of protein to be healthy and that protein MUST BE chicken, fish, or beef or they will go blind and eventually die from malnutrition. Cats also must have plenty of fat in their diet because they can’t produce their own. Bottom line if your feeding your cat (or dog but that was discussed more above) a vegan diet, you’re murdering your animal and causing it to suffer immensely in the process.Β </p></blockquote>

<p>How could the OP even bullshit themselves into thinking their dog looks even remotely excited? Pretty sure that’s a Lab, and I’ve had two at my house for the past 12 years. They look absolutely nothing like that when it’s their dinnertime. They’re full of energy, with wagging tails and bouncing impatience and eagerly dig into their bowls. <br/></p><p>That is the most apathetic look about a meal I have <i>ever </i>seen a dog have.<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>I’m glad to see this post back on my dash because it means people are still spreading this around. And this is <i>super</i>Β important information.</p><p>Dogs and cats <i>cannot</i>Β be vegan or vegetarian. If you want a pet that can, get a fucking gerbil.</p></blockquote>

<p>Idiots starving and abusing their pets in the name of being against animal cruelty.</p>: stveganyogi.tumbir.com
<p><a href="http://crazedcrocgirl.tumblr.com/post/116479236723/piefacemcgee-dammit-jim-im-a-blog" class="tumblr_blog">crazedcrocgirl</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://piefacemcgee.tumblr.com/post/116460274637/dammit-jim-im-a-blog-hang-the-bastard" class="tumblr_blog">piefacemcgee</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://dammit-jim-im-a-blog.tumblr.com/post/116259595542/hang-the-bastard-ladywarblerforever" class="tumblr_blog">dammit-jim-im-a-blog</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://hang-the-bastard.tumblr.com/post/73391181951/ladywarblerforever-naturepunk" class="tumblr_blog">hang-the-bastard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://ladywarblerforever.tumblr.com/post/73387926284/naturepunk-freshiejuice" class="tumblr_blog">ladywarblerforever</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://hang-the-bastard.tumblr.com/post/73320718922/sfveganyogi-maggie-menu-on-the-menu-for-maggie" class="tumblr_blog">hang-the-bastard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sfveganyogi.tumblr.com/post/71924348225/maggie-menu-on-the-menu-for-maggie-tonight-is" class="tumblr_blog">sfveganyogi</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><strike>Maggie Menu</strike></p>
<p><strike>On the menu for Maggie tonight is purΓ©ed sweet potato, purΓ©ed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does she look excited? She is!</strike></p>
</blockquote>
<p><b>This dog does not look excited, this dog looks malnourished.</b></p>
<p>The diet you are feeding your dog places a huge burden entirely on the pancreas, forcing it to produce large amounts of amylase to deal with the starch, cellulose, and carbohydrates in plant matter. (yes, even with your supplements) The carnivore’s pancreas does not secrete cellulase to split the cellulose into glucose molecules, nor have dogs become efficient at digesting and assimilating and utilizing plant material as a source of high quality protein. <br/></p>
<p>When this stuff sits in the pet’s intestine <b>(yes even with your supplemented enzymes)</b> it not only irritates the lining of the bowels but also provides the perfect warm, wet environment with plenty of undigested sugars and starches as food for bacteria. <br/></p>
<p>I respect your choice in leading a vegan lifestyle, but please do not force this on your pet who does not recognize the difference, your dog absolutely needs a healthier diet or it is going to develop health issues and I guarantee you, will not live as long as it could otherwise. </p>
</blockquote>
<p><strike>side reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals. See: Onision’s two dogs, Dobs and Leelu. Actually, his name is Greg. He, his wife Lainey, and their two dogs are all vegetarian, and both Dobs and Leelu thrive. They look very well nourished, are energetic, very loving towards both Greg and Lainey, and they are fed vegetarian foods. Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?Β <b><i>You bet your sweet ass they</i> <i>can</i>.Β </b>Stop bagging on this person for feeding this to their dog. I may advise offering meaty treats to your pet, perhaps chop some chicken or throw in some cooked red meat, but your dog seems very okay to me. The meat would be an added bonus that may please your pooch and also provide additional protein and minerals. He/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them. Do not let these people tell you that you’re abusing your dog. If you choose to continue their diet in this way, I would definitely look more into different kinds of treats that would help with the digestion more, though I don’t know too much in that area. Best of luck to both you and your puppy dog!</strike></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Hi hello you seem new to veterinary science and animal welfare in general so let me educate you on some topics <b>that you are completely wrong about</b></p>
<p><b><i>1) β€œside reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals.”</i></b></p>
<p>This is an assumption. TheΒ <b>assumption</b>Β that dogs are omnivores remains to be proven, whereas theΒ <b>truth </b>about dogs being natural carnivores is very well-supported by the evidence available to us and is understood by many science welfare groups, universities, and doctors of veterinary science. </p>
<p>Dogs and wolves share 99.8% of their mitochondrial DNA, those who insist dogs did not descend from wolves must disprove the litany of scientific evidence that concludes wolves are the ancestors of dogs. And guess what? The wolf is a carnivore. Since a dog’s internal physiology does not differ from a wolf, dogs have the same physiological and nutritional needs as those carnivorous predators. </p>
<p>By stating otherwise you are ignoring and disregarding the work of contributing doctors, educators, and researchers who have compiled over 300 years of research and observations of the wild canine.</p>
<p><b><i>2) Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?</i></b></p>
<p>No. But congratulations, you got one thing right, dogs and cats eat meat. Can they live a happy and healthy life without it? <b>No they cannot.</b> Cats and dogs health is largely dependent on the body’s ability to digest and make use of the food that is a part of their natural diet that is supplemented from meats. By creating a lack of naturally produced (meat, not supplements) protein in the body of the animal, you are putting your animals at risk for something called protein-losing enteropathy. Although this condition can affect any breed or age of dog, some dog breeds are more likely than others. <b>That being said, feeding your dog and cat an all vegan or vegetarian diet and expecting them to thrive on it is a gamble at best.</b></p>
<p>There is an entire array of problems that can arise from a lack of natural protein.Β  </p>
<ul><li>Occasional bouts of diarrhea</li>
<li>Chronic diarrhea</li>
<li>Weight loss</li>
<li>Lack of energy (lethargy)</li>
<li>Difficulty breathing (dyspnea)</li>
<li>Enlarged abdomen</li>
<li>Legs and feet may be puffy or swollen (edema)</li>
</ul><ul><li>Cancer in the intestines</li>
<li>Infection in the intestines
<ul><li>Bacteria such as salmonella(from rotting plant material)</li>
<li>Fungal infection</li>
<li>Intestinal parasites like hookworms and whipworms</li>
</ul></li>
<li>Inflammation of the intestines (inflammatory bowel disease)</li>
<li>Food Allergies</li>
<li>Stomach or intestinal ulcers</li>
<li>Congestive heart failure</li>
<li>Problems with the movement ofΒ lymphaticΒ fluid out of the intestines (lymphangiectasia)</li>
</ul><p><b><i>3) β€œHe/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them.”</i></b></p>
<p><b>Hey, wrong again.</b> This dogs nose is dried out, it is almost a pale white pink, this is an indication of dehydration or something more serious. The eyes are not clear and bright as they should be, they are red and puffy around the edges, the lining of the eyelids should be pink rather than red. This dog also has a blank stare on its face, and the nose is not pointing at the food, this means the dog is uninterested and is a sign of lethargy. This dog is begging for this meal to be something nutritious. I work at a highly respected veterinary hospital and I see this more often than you would think, <b>I know how to tell when a dog looks malnourished, </b>and so would you if you worked and studied every day in the field of veterinary medicine.</p>
<p>Next time I hope you will take the initiative to educate yourself on these and other important topics on the care for your animal, before you preach something you have no idea about.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Not to mention with cats specifically, they <i><b>NEED</b> </i>a<i>Β </i>protein called taurine. Taurine is found in fish, meat and human breast milk. Without enough taurine your cat will fucking go blind. They can’t even eat dog food without going blind because it doesn’t have a high enough taurine content. Cat’s (neutered) need around <i>25</i>% of their diet to consist of protein to be healthy and that protein MUST BE chicken, fish, or beef or they will go blind and eventually die from malnutrition. Cats also must have plenty of fat in their diet because they can’t produce their own. Bottom line if your feeding your cat (or dog but that was discussed more above) a vegan diet, you’re murdering your animal and causing it to suffer immensely in the process.Β </p></blockquote>

<p>How could the OP even bullshit themselves into thinking their dog looks even remotely excited? Pretty sure that’s a Lab, and I’ve had two at my house for the past 12 years. They look absolutely nothing like that when it’s their dinnertime. They’re full of energy, with wagging tails and bouncing impatience and eagerly dig into their bowls. <br/></p><p>That is the most apathetic look about a meal I have <i>ever </i>seen a dog have.<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>I’m glad to see this post back on my dash because it means people are still spreading this around. And this is <i>super</i>Β important information.</p><p>Dogs and cats <i>cannot</i>Β be vegan or vegetarian. If you want a pet that can, get a fucking gerbil.</p></blockquote>

<p>Idiots starving and abusing their pets in the name of being against animal cruelty.</p>
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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 Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find
 you and I will skin you.
 ive learned a lot today omg
 i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
 #huge dicks are like communism
TIL my dick is extremely capitalist.omg-humor.tumblr.com
        

            
            

                
                
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 ten inch dick aka longer than my
 forearm
 i know there are some writers who follow
 me
 please
 take note
 I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest
 is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a
 boner, and even though he's heterosexual, he
 can only have sex with men (or anally with
 women) as his cock can't fit in a vagina.
 So writers, take note.
 jesus h. christ
 I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and
 that was some painful, annoying shit right there
 (especially with a selfish dude who didn't really think
 about that/blamed me for being "tiny," what the
 fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though
 some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
 Of course, a lady's Sarlaac Pit is designed to
 accomodate rather large things. That does not,
 however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have
 those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame
 basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly
 against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
 Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS
 BETTER.
 A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable
 dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into
 the large intestine, if you're patient and flexible and you
 have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don't mind
 things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard
 dick, however, that isn't so bendy, would be another
 story entirely.
 So if you're shooting for realistic sex and your bottom
 isn't into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your
 top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might
 sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at
 least, it's better in theory than it is in practice.
 This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by
 all the fucks do not give.
 Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find
 you and I will skin you.
 ive learned a lot today omg
 i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
 #huge dicks are like communism
TIL my dick is extremely capitalist.omg-humor.tumblr.com
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        <p><a href="http://hang-the-bastard.tumblr.com/post/73391181951/ladywarblerforever-naturepunk" class="tumblr_blog">hang-the-bastard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://ladywarblerforever.tumblr.com/post/73387926284/naturepunk-freshiejuice" class="tumblr_blog">ladywarblerforever</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://hang-the-bastard.tumblr.com/post/73320718922/sfveganyogi-maggie-menu-on-the-menu-for-maggie" class="tumblr_blog">hang-the-bastard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sfveganyogi.tumblr.com/post/71924348225/maggie-menu-on-the-menu-for-maggie-tonight-is" class="tumblr_blog">sfveganyogi</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Maggie Menu</p>
<p>On the menu for Maggie tonight is purΓ©ed sweet potato, purΓ©ed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does she look excited? She is!</p>
</blockquote>
<p><b>This dog does not look excited, this dog looks malnourished.</b></p>
<p>The diet you are feeding your dog places a huge burden entirely on the pancreas, forcing it to produce large amounts of amylase to deal with the starch, cellulose, and carbohydrates in plant matter. (yes, even with your supplements) The carnivore’s pancreas does not secrete cellulase to split the cellulose into glucose molecules, nor have dogs become efficient at digesting and assimilating and utilizing plant material as a source of high quality protein. <br/></p>
<p>When this stuff sits in the pet’s intestine <b>(yes even with your supplemented enzymes)</b> it not only irritates the lining of the bowels but also provides the perfect warm, wet environment with plenty of undigested sugars and starches as food for bacteria. <br/></p>
<p>I respect your choice in leading a vegan lifestyle, but please do not force this on your pet who does not recognize the difference, your dog absolutely needs a healthier diet or it is going to develop health issues and I guarantee you, will not live as long as it could otherwise. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>side reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals. See: Onision’s two dogs, Dobs and Leelu. Actually, his name is Greg. He, his wife Lainey, and their two dogs are all vegetarian, and both Dobs and Leelu thrive. They look very well nourished, are energetic, very loving towards both Greg and Lainey, and they are fed vegetarian foods. Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?Β <b><i>You bet your sweet ass they</i> <i>can</i>.Β </b>Stop bagging on this person for feeding this to their dog. I may advise offering meaty treats to your pet, perhaps chop some chicken or throw in some cooked red meat, but your dog seems very okay to me. The meat would be an added bonus that may please your pooch and also provide additional protein and minerals. He/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them. Do not let these people tell you that you’re abusing your dog. If you choose to continue their diet in this way, I would definitely look more into different kinds of treats that would help with the digestion more, though I don’t know too much in that area. Best of luck to both you and your puppy dog!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Hi hello you seem new to veterinary science and animal welfare in general so let me educate you on some topics <b>that you are completely wrong about</b></p>
<p><b><i>1) β€œside reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals.”</i></b></p>
<p>This is an assumption. TheΒ <b>assumption</b>Β that dogs are omnivores remains to be proven, whereas theΒ <b>truth </b>about dogs being natural carnivores is very well-supported by the evidence available to us and is understood by many science welfare groups, universities, and doctors of veterinary science. </p>
<p>Dogs and wolves share 99.8% of their mitochondrial DNA, those who insist dogs did not descend from wolves must disprove the litany of scientific evidence that concludes wolves are the ancestors of dogs. And guess what? The wolf is a carnivore. Since a dog’s internal physiology does not differ from a wolf, dogs have the same physiological and nutritional needs as those carnivorous predators. </p>
<p>By stating otherwise you are ignoring and disregarding the work of contributing doctors, educators, and researchers who have compiled over 300 years of research and observations of the wild canine.</p>
<p><b><i>2) Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?</i></b></p>
<p>No. But congratulations, you got one thing right, dogs and cats eat meat. Can they live a happy and healthy life without it? <b>No they cannot.</b> Cats and dogs health is largely dependent on the body’s ability to digest and make use of the food that is a part of their natural diet that is supplemented from meats. By creating a lack of naturally produced (meat, not supplements) protein in the body of the animal, you are putting your animals at risk for something called protein-losing enteropathy. Although this condition can affect any breed or age of dog, some dog breeds are more likely than others. <b>That being said, feeding your dog and cat an all vegan or vegetarian diet and expecting them to thrive on it is a gamble at best.</b></p>
<p>There is an entire array of problems that can arise from a lack of natural protein.Β  </p>
<ul><li>Occasional bouts of diarrhea</li>
<li>Chronic diarrhea</li>
<li>Weight loss</li>
<li>Lack of energy (lethargy)</li>
<li>Difficulty breathing (dyspnea)</li>
<li>Enlarged abdomen</li>
<li>Legs and feet may be puffy or swollen (edema)</li>
</ul><ul><li>Cancer in the intestines</li>
<li>Infection in the intestines
<ul><li>Bacteria such as salmonella(from rotting plant material)</li>
<li>Fungal infection</li>
<li>Intestinal parasites like hookworms and whipworms</li>
</ul></li>
<li>Inflammation of the intestines (inflammatory bowel disease)</li>
<li>Food Allergies</li>
<li>Stomach or intestinal ulcers</li>
<li>Congestive heart failure</li>
<li>Problems with the movement ofΒ lymphaticΒ fluid out of the intestines (lymphangiectasia)</li>
</ul><p><b><i>3) β€œHe/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them.”</i></b></p>
<p><b>Hey, wrong again.</b> This dogs nose is dried out, it is almost a pale white pink, this is an indication of dehydration or something more serious. The eyes are not clear and bright as they should be, they are red and puffy around the edges, the lining of the eyelids should be pink rather than red. This dog also has a blank stare on its face, and the nose is not pointing at the food, this means the dog is uninterested and is a sign of lethargy. This dog is begging for this meal to be something nutritious. I work at a highly respected veterinary hospital and I see this more often than you would think, <b>I know how to tell when a dog looks malnourished, </b>and so would you if you worked and studied every day in the field of veterinary medicine.</p>
<p>Next time I hope you will take the initiative to educate yourself on these and other important topics on the care for your animal, before you preach something you have no idea about.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Stop. Feeding. Your dogs. And cats. Vegan. Diets. You will KILL THEM.</p>: stveganyogi.tumbir.com
<p><a href="http://hang-the-bastard.tumblr.com/post/73391181951/ladywarblerforever-naturepunk" class="tumblr_blog">hang-the-bastard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://ladywarblerforever.tumblr.com/post/73387926284/naturepunk-freshiejuice" class="tumblr_blog">ladywarblerforever</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://hang-the-bastard.tumblr.com/post/73320718922/sfveganyogi-maggie-menu-on-the-menu-for-maggie" class="tumblr_blog">hang-the-bastard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sfveganyogi.tumblr.com/post/71924348225/maggie-menu-on-the-menu-for-maggie-tonight-is" class="tumblr_blog">sfveganyogi</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Maggie Menu</p>
<p>On the menu for Maggie tonight is purΓ©ed sweet potato, purΓ©ed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does she look excited? She is!</p>
</blockquote>
<p><b>This dog does not look excited, this dog looks malnourished.</b></p>
<p>The diet you are feeding your dog places a huge burden entirely on the pancreas, forcing it to produce large amounts of amylase to deal with the starch, cellulose, and carbohydrates in plant matter. (yes, even with your supplements) The carnivore’s pancreas does not secrete cellulase to split the cellulose into glucose molecules, nor have dogs become efficient at digesting and assimilating and utilizing plant material as a source of high quality protein. <br/></p>
<p>When this stuff sits in the pet’s intestine <b>(yes even with your supplemented enzymes)</b> it not only irritates the lining of the bowels but also provides the perfect warm, wet environment with plenty of undigested sugars and starches as food for bacteria. <br/></p>
<p>I respect your choice in leading a vegan lifestyle, but please do not force this on your pet who does not recognize the difference, your dog absolutely needs a healthier diet or it is going to develop health issues and I guarantee you, will not live as long as it could otherwise. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>side reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals. See: Onision’s two dogs, Dobs and Leelu. Actually, his name is Greg. He, his wife Lainey, and their two dogs are all vegetarian, and both Dobs and Leelu thrive. They look very well nourished, are energetic, very loving towards both Greg and Lainey, and they are fed vegetarian foods. Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?Β <b><i>You bet your sweet ass they</i> <i>can</i>.Β </b>Stop bagging on this person for feeding this to their dog. I may advise offering meaty treats to your pet, perhaps chop some chicken or throw in some cooked red meat, but your dog seems very okay to me. The meat would be an added bonus that may please your pooch and also provide additional protein and minerals. He/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them. Do not let these people tell you that you’re abusing your dog. If you choose to continue their diet in this way, I would definitely look more into different kinds of treats that would help with the digestion more, though I don’t know too much in that area. Best of luck to both you and your puppy dog!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Hi hello you seem new to veterinary science and animal welfare in general so let me educate you on some topics <b>that you are completely wrong about</b></p>
<p><b><i>1) β€œside reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals.”</i></b></p>
<p>This is an assumption. TheΒ <b>assumption</b>Β that dogs are omnivores remains to be proven, whereas theΒ <b>truth </b>about dogs being natural carnivores is very well-supported by the evidence available to us and is understood by many science welfare groups, universities, and doctors of veterinary science. </p>
<p>Dogs and wolves share 99.8% of their mitochondrial DNA, those who insist dogs did not descend from wolves must disprove the litany of scientific evidence that concludes wolves are the ancestors of dogs. And guess what? The wolf is a carnivore. Since a dog’s internal physiology does not differ from a wolf, dogs have the same physiological and nutritional needs as those carnivorous predators. </p>
<p>By stating otherwise you are ignoring and disregarding the work of contributing doctors, educators, and researchers who have compiled over 300 years of research and observations of the wild canine.</p>
<p><b><i>2) Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?</i></b></p>
<p>No. But congratulations, you got one thing right, dogs and cats eat meat. Can they live a happy and healthy life without it? <b>No they cannot.</b> Cats and dogs health is largely dependent on the body’s ability to digest and make use of the food that is a part of their natural diet that is supplemented from meats. By creating a lack of naturally produced (meat, not supplements) protein in the body of the animal, you are putting your animals at risk for something called protein-losing enteropathy. Although this condition can affect any breed or age of dog, some dog breeds are more likely than others. <b>That being said, feeding your dog and cat an all vegan or vegetarian diet and expecting them to thrive on it is a gamble at best.</b></p>
<p>There is an entire array of problems that can arise from a lack of natural protein.Β  </p>
<ul><li>Occasional bouts of diarrhea</li>
<li>Chronic diarrhea</li>
<li>Weight loss</li>
<li>Lack of energy (lethargy)</li>
<li>Difficulty breathing (dyspnea)</li>
<li>Enlarged abdomen</li>
<li>Legs and feet may be puffy or swollen (edema)</li>
</ul><ul><li>Cancer in the intestines</li>
<li>Infection in the intestines
<ul><li>Bacteria such as salmonella(from rotting plant material)</li>
<li>Fungal infection</li>
<li>Intestinal parasites like hookworms and whipworms</li>
</ul></li>
<li>Inflammation of the intestines (inflammatory bowel disease)</li>
<li>Food Allergies</li>
<li>Stomach or intestinal ulcers</li>
<li>Congestive heart failure</li>
<li>Problems with the movement ofΒ lymphaticΒ fluid out of the intestines (lymphangiectasia)</li>
</ul><p><b><i>3) β€œHe/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them.”</i></b></p>
<p><b>Hey, wrong again.</b> This dogs nose is dried out, it is almost a pale white pink, this is an indication of dehydration or something more serious. The eyes are not clear and bright as they should be, they are red and puffy around the edges, the lining of the eyelids should be pink rather than red. This dog also has a blank stare on its face, and the nose is not pointing at the food, this means the dog is uninterested and is a sign of lethargy. This dog is begging for this meal to be something nutritious. I work at a highly respected veterinary hospital and I see this more often than you would think, <b>I know how to tell when a dog looks malnourished, </b>and so would you if you worked and studied every day in the field of veterinary medicine.</p>
<p>Next time I hope you will take the initiative to educate yourself on these and other important topics on the care for your animal, before you preach something you have no idea about.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Stop. Feeding. Your dogs. And cats. Vegan. Diets. You will KILL THEM.</p>
        

            
            

                
                
                    <p><a href="http://hang-the-bastard.tumblr.com/post/73391181951/ladywarblerforever-naturepunk" class="tumblr_blog">hang-the-bastard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://ladywarblerforever.tumblr.com/post/73387926284/naturepunk-freshiejuice" class="tumblr_blog">ladywarblerforever</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://hang-the-bastard.tumblr.com/post/73320718922/sfveganyogi-maggie-menu-on-the-menu-for-maggie" class="tumblr_blog">hang-the-bastard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sfveganyogi.tumblr.com/post/71924348225/maggie-menu-on-the-menu-for-maggie-tonight-is" class="tumblr_blog">sfveganyogi</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Maggie Menu</p>
<p>On the menu for Maggie tonight is purΓ©ed sweet potato, purΓ©ed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does she look excited? She is!</p>
</blockquote>
<p><b>This dog does not look excited, this dog looks malnourished.</b></p>
<p>The diet you are feeding your dog places a huge burden entirely on the pancreas, forcing it to produce large amounts of amylase to deal with the starch, cellulose, and carbohydrates in plant matter. (yes, even with your supplements) The carnivore’s pancreas does not secrete cellulase to split the cellulose into glucose molecules, nor have dogs become efficient at digesting and assimilating and utilizing plant material as a source of high quality protein. <br/></p>
<p>When this stuff sits in the pet’s intestine <b>(yes even with your supplemented enzymes)</b> it not only irritates the lining of the bowels but also provides the perfect warm, wet environment with plenty of undigested sugars and starches as food for bacteria. <br/></p>
<p>I respect your choice in leading a vegan lifestyle, but please do not force this on your pet who does not recognize the difference, your dog absolutely needs a healthier diet or it is going to develop health issues and I guarantee you, will not live as long as it could otherwise. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>side reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals. See: Onision’s two dogs, Dobs and Leelu. Actually, his name is Greg. He, his wife Lainey, and their two dogs are all vegetarian, and both Dobs and Leelu thrive. They look very well nourished, are energetic, very loving towards both Greg and Lainey, and they are fed vegetarian foods. Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?Β <b><i>You bet your sweet ass they</i> <i>can</i>.Β </b>Stop bagging on this person for feeding this to their dog. I may advise offering meaty treats to your pet, perhaps chop some chicken or throw in some cooked red meat, but your dog seems very okay to me. The meat would be an added bonus that may please your pooch and also provide additional protein and minerals. He/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them. Do not let these people tell you that you’re abusing your dog. If you choose to continue their diet in this way, I would definitely look more into different kinds of treats that would help with the digestion more, though I don’t know too much in that area. Best of luck to both you and your puppy dog!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Hi hello you seem new to veterinary science and animal welfare in general so let me educate you on some topics <b>that you are completely wrong about</b></p>
<p><b><i>1) β€œside reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals.”</i></b></p>
<p>This is an assumption. TheΒ <b>assumption</b>Β that dogs are omnivores remains to be proven, whereas theΒ <b>truth </b>about dogs being natural carnivores is very well-supported by the evidence available to us and is understood by many science welfare groups, universities, and doctors of veterinary science. </p>
<p>Dogs and wolves share 99.8% of their mitochondrial DNA, those who insist dogs did not descend from wolves must disprove the litany of scientific evidence that concludes wolves are the ancestors of dogs. And guess what? The wolf is a carnivore. Since a dog’s internal physiology does not differ from a wolf, dogs have the same physiological and nutritional needs as those carnivorous predators. </p>
<p>By stating otherwise you are ignoring and disregarding the work of contributing doctors, educators, and researchers who have compiled over 300 years of research and observations of the wild canine.</p>
<p><b><i>2) Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?</i></b></p>
<p>No. But congratulations, you got one thing right, dogs and cats eat meat. Can they live a happy and healthy life without it? <b>No they cannot.</b> Cats and dogs health is largely dependent on the body’s ability to digest and make use of the food that is a part of their natural diet that is supplemented from meats. By creating a lack of naturally produced (meat, not supplements) protein in the body of the animal, you are putting your animals at risk for something called protein-losing enteropathy. Although this condition can affect any breed or age of dog, some dog breeds are more likely than others. <b>That being said, feeding your dog and cat an all vegan or vegetarian diet and expecting them to thrive on it is a gamble at best.</b></p>
<p>There is an entire array of problems that can arise from a lack of natural protein.Β  </p>
<ul><li>Occasional bouts of diarrhea</li>
<li>Chronic diarrhea</li>
<li>Weight loss</li>
<li>Lack of energy (lethargy)</li>
<li>Difficulty breathing (dyspnea)</li>
<li>Enlarged abdomen</li>
<li>Legs and feet may be puffy or swollen (edema)</li>
</ul><ul><li>Cancer in the intestines</li>
<li>Infection in the intestines
<ul><li>Bacteria such as salmonella(from rotting plant material)</li>
<li>Fungal infection</li>
<li>Intestinal parasites like hookworms and whipworms</li>
</ul></li>
<li>Inflammation of the intestines (inflammatory bowel disease)</li>
<li>Food Allergies</li>
<li>Stomach or intestinal ulcers</li>
<li>Congestive heart failure</li>
<li>Problems with the movement ofΒ lymphaticΒ fluid out of the intestines (lymphangiectasia)</li>
</ul><p><b><i>3) β€œHe/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them.”</i></b></p>
<p><b>Hey, wrong again.</b> This dogs nose is dried out, it is almost a pale white pink, this is an indication of dehydration or something more serious. The eyes are not clear and bright as they should be, they are red and puffy around the edges, the lining of the eyelids should be pink rather than red. This dog also has a blank stare on its face, and the nose is not pointing at the food, this means the dog is uninterested and is a sign of lethargy. This dog is begging for this meal to be something nutritious. I work at a highly respected veterinary hospital and I see this more often than you would think, <b>I know how to tell when a dog looks malnourished, </b>and so would you if you worked and studied every day in the field of veterinary medicine.</p>
<p>Next time I hope you will take the initiative to educate yourself on these and other important topics on the care for your animal, before you preach something you have no idea about.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Stop. Feeding. Your dogs. And cats. Vegan. Diets. You will KILL THEM.</p>: stveganyogi.tumbir.com
<p><a href="http://hang-the-bastard.tumblr.com/post/73391181951/ladywarblerforever-naturepunk" class="tumblr_blog">hang-the-bastard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://ladywarblerforever.tumblr.com/post/73387926284/naturepunk-freshiejuice" class="tumblr_blog">ladywarblerforever</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://hang-the-bastard.tumblr.com/post/73320718922/sfveganyogi-maggie-menu-on-the-menu-for-maggie" class="tumblr_blog">hang-the-bastard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sfveganyogi.tumblr.com/post/71924348225/maggie-menu-on-the-menu-for-maggie-tonight-is" class="tumblr_blog">sfveganyogi</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Maggie Menu</p>
<p>On the menu for Maggie tonight is purΓ©ed sweet potato, purΓ©ed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does she look excited? She is!</p>
</blockquote>
<p><b>This dog does not look excited, this dog looks malnourished.</b></p>
<p>The diet you are feeding your dog places a huge burden entirely on the pancreas, forcing it to produce large amounts of amylase to deal with the starch, cellulose, and carbohydrates in plant matter. (yes, even with your supplements) The carnivore’s pancreas does not secrete cellulase to split the cellulose into glucose molecules, nor have dogs become efficient at digesting and assimilating and utilizing plant material as a source of high quality protein. <br/></p>
<p>When this stuff sits in the pet’s intestine <b>(yes even with your supplemented enzymes)</b> it not only irritates the lining of the bowels but also provides the perfect warm, wet environment with plenty of undigested sugars and starches as food for bacteria. <br/></p>
<p>I respect your choice in leading a vegan lifestyle, but please do not force this on your pet who does not recognize the difference, your dog absolutely needs a healthier diet or it is going to develop health issues and I guarantee you, will not live as long as it could otherwise. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>side reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals. See: Onision’s two dogs, Dobs and Leelu. Actually, his name is Greg. He, his wife Lainey, and their two dogs are all vegetarian, and both Dobs and Leelu thrive. They look very well nourished, are energetic, very loving towards both Greg and Lainey, and they are fed vegetarian foods. Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?Β <b><i>You bet your sweet ass they</i> <i>can</i>.Β </b>Stop bagging on this person for feeding this to their dog. I may advise offering meaty treats to your pet, perhaps chop some chicken or throw in some cooked red meat, but your dog seems very okay to me. The meat would be an added bonus that may please your pooch and also provide additional protein and minerals. He/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them. Do not let these people tell you that you’re abusing your dog. If you choose to continue their diet in this way, I would definitely look more into different kinds of treats that would help with the digestion more, though I don’t know too much in that area. Best of luck to both you and your puppy dog!</p>
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<p>Hi hello you seem new to veterinary science and animal welfare in general so let me educate you on some topics <b>that you are completely wrong about</b></p>
<p><b><i>1) β€œside reminder that some dogs can have vegan meat and be completely nourished and content, loving and excited over their meals.”</i></b></p>
<p>This is an assumption. TheΒ <b>assumption</b>Β that dogs are omnivores remains to be proven, whereas theΒ <b>truth </b>about dogs being natural carnivores is very well-supported by the evidence available to us and is understood by many science welfare groups, universities, and doctors of veterinary science. </p>
<p>Dogs and wolves share 99.8% of their mitochondrial DNA, those who insist dogs did not descend from wolves must disprove the litany of scientific evidence that concludes wolves are the ancestors of dogs. And guess what? The wolf is a carnivore. Since a dog’s internal physiology does not differ from a wolf, dogs have the same physiological and nutritional needs as those carnivorous predators. </p>
<p>By stating otherwise you are ignoring and disregarding the work of contributing doctors, educators, and researchers who have compiled over 300 years of research and observations of the wild canine.</p>
<p><b><i>2) Do dogs and cats eat meat? Absolutely. With the right nourishments, can they live, thrive, and live a happy and healthy life without it?</i></b></p>
<p>No. But congratulations, you got one thing right, dogs and cats eat meat. Can they live a happy and healthy life without it? <b>No they cannot.</b> Cats and dogs health is largely dependent on the body’s ability to digest and make use of the food that is a part of their natural diet that is supplemented from meats. By creating a lack of naturally produced (meat, not supplements) protein in the body of the animal, you are putting your animals at risk for something called protein-losing enteropathy. Although this condition can affect any breed or age of dog, some dog breeds are more likely than others. <b>That being said, feeding your dog and cat an all vegan or vegetarian diet and expecting them to thrive on it is a gamble at best.</b></p>
<p>There is an entire array of problems that can arise from a lack of natural protein.Β  </p>
<ul><li>Occasional bouts of diarrhea</li>
<li>Chronic diarrhea</li>
<li>Weight loss</li>
<li>Lack of energy (lethargy)</li>
<li>Difficulty breathing (dyspnea)</li>
<li>Enlarged abdomen</li>
<li>Legs and feet may be puffy or swollen (edema)</li>
</ul><ul><li>Cancer in the intestines</li>
<li>Infection in the intestines
<ul><li>Bacteria such as salmonella(from rotting plant material)</li>
<li>Fungal infection</li>
<li>Intestinal parasites like hookworms and whipworms</li>
</ul></li>
<li>Inflammation of the intestines (inflammatory bowel disease)</li>
<li>Food Allergies</li>
<li>Stomach or intestinal ulcers</li>
<li>Congestive heart failure</li>
<li>Problems with the movement ofΒ lymphaticΒ fluid out of the intestines (lymphangiectasia)</li>
</ul><p><b><i>3) β€œHe/She seems healthy to me, and also seems interested in the food you’re about to feed them.”</i></b></p>
<p><b>Hey, wrong again.</b> This dogs nose is dried out, it is almost a pale white pink, this is an indication of dehydration or something more serious. The eyes are not clear and bright as they should be, they are red and puffy around the edges, the lining of the eyelids should be pink rather than red. This dog also has a blank stare on its face, and the nose is not pointing at the food, this means the dog is uninterested and is a sign of lethargy. This dog is begging for this meal to be something nutritious. I work at a highly respected veterinary hospital and I see this more often than you would think, <b>I know how to tell when a dog looks malnourished, </b>and so would you if you worked and studied every day in the field of veterinary medicine.</p>
<p>Next time I hope you will take the initiative to educate yourself on these and other important topics on the care for your animal, before you preach something you have no idea about.</p>
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<p>Stop. Feeding. Your dogs. And cats. Vegan. Diets. You will KILL THEM.</p>
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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 jesus h. christ
 I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and
 that was some painful, annoying shit right there
 (especially with a selfish dude who didn't really think
 about that/blamed me for being "tiny," what the
 fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though
 some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
 Of course, a lady's Sarlaac Pit is designed to
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 however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have
 those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame
 basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly
 against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
 Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS
 BETTER.
 A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable
 dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into
 the large intestine, if you're patient and flexible and you
 have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don't mind
 things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard
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 story entirely.
 So if you're shooting for realistic sex and your bottom
 isn't into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your
 top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might
 sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at
 least, it's better in theory than it is in practice.
 This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by
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 radiogrimshaw:
 ten inch dick aka longer than my
 forearm
 i know there are some writers who follow
 me
 please
 take note
 I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest
 is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a
 boner, and even though he's heterosexual, he
 can only have sex with men (or anally with
 women) as his cock can't fit in a vagina.
 So writers, take note.
 jesus h. christ
 I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and
 that was some painful, annoying shit right there
 (especially with a selfish dude who didn't really think
 about that/blamed me for being "tiny," what the
 fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though
 some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
 Of course, a lady's Sarlaac Pit is designed to
 accomodate rather large things. That does not,
 however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have
 those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame
 basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly
 against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
 Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS
 BETTER.
 A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable
 dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into
 the large intestine, if you're patient and flexible and you
 have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don't mind
 things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard
 dick, however, that isn't so bendy, would be another
 story entirely.
 So if you're shooting for realistic sex and your bottom
 isn't into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your
 top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might
 sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at
 least, it's better in theory than it is in practice.
 This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by
 all the fucks do not give.
 Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find
 you and I will skin you.
 ive learned a lot today omg
 i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
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 FACTS ABOUT
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 Your stomach gets a fresh
 look every 3-4 days.
 The organ changes its shape
 frequently due to the impact
 of the strong acids it uses
 to digest food.
 Your nose is (notas)
 impressive (as a dog's nose).
 Nevertheless, it can still
 distinguish more than
 50,000 different odors.
 3
 You may not be unique, but
 your tongue surely is.
 The tongue of each human
 being has its distinct
 imprint just as the
 fingers do.
 4
 Your heart pumps 7,500+
 liters of blood per day.
 The blood then goes through
 vessels with a total lenght of
 up to 100,000 km
 (62,000+ miles).
 Your skin houses billions
 of bacteria.
 There's 32 million of them for
 each square cm (206 mio for
 a square inch) of your skin
 but fortunately for you most
 of them are not harmful.
 The lenght of your small
 intestine is 4 times bigger
 than your body's height.
 The average adult has
 between 6-8 m (20-26 ft)
 of small intestine in
 their abdomen.
 Your bones are 4 times
 stronger than concrete.
 1 cm3 of bone tissue can
 withstand about 1,000 kg
 (2,205 lbs) of pressure.
 Impressive, considering that
 half of it is made of water.
 While you are sleeping, your
 body grows by 8 mm (0.3").
 The growth is neutralized
 during the next day due to
 the pressure that gravity
 imposes on your spinal
 discs, causing them to shrink
 back to their original size.
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                    Amazing facts about the human bodyomg-humor.tumblr.com: 8 AMAZIHG
 FACTS ABOUT
 THE HUMAN BODY
 Your stomach gets a fresh
 look every 3-4 days.
 The organ changes its shape
 frequently due to the impact
 of the strong acids it uses
 to digest food.
 Your nose is (notas)
 impressive (as a dog's nose).
 Nevertheless, it can still
 distinguish more than
 50,000 different odors.
 3
 You may not be unique, but
 your tongue surely is.
 The tongue of each human
 being has its distinct
 imprint just as the
 fingers do.
 4
 Your heart pumps 7,500+
 liters of blood per day.
 The blood then goes through
 vessels with a total lenght of
 up to 100,000 km
 (62,000+ miles).
 Your skin houses billions
 of bacteria.
 There's 32 million of them for
 each square cm (206 mio for
 a square inch) of your skin
 but fortunately for you most
 of them are not harmful.
 The lenght of your small
 intestine is 4 times bigger
 than your body's height.
 The average adult has
 between 6-8 m (20-26 ft)
 of small intestine in
 their abdomen.
 Your bones are 4 times
 stronger than concrete.
 1 cm3 of bone tissue can
 withstand about 1,000 kg
 (2,205 lbs) of pressure.
 Impressive, considering that
 half of it is made of water.
 While you are sleeping, your
 body grows by 8 mm (0.3").
 The growth is neutralized
 during the next day due to
 the pressure that gravity
 imposes on your spinal
 discs, causing them to shrink
 back to their original size.
 CHECK OUT MEMEPIX.COM
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take note


I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.


jesus h. christ


I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being β€œtiny,” what the fuck).Β The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it isΒ comfortable orΒ fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism
can someone please put that on a shirt

you’re welcome



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miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:


littleartemis:


radiogrimshaw:


radiogrimshaw:


ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm


i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note


I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.


jesus h. christ


I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being β€œtiny,” what the fuck).Β The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it isΒ comfortable orΒ fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism
can someone please put that on a shirt

you’re welcome



#huge dicks are like communismI CANNOT BREATHE OMG IM DYING NOW

        

            
            

                
                
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miau-is-me:

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radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:


littleartemis:


radiogrimshaw:


radiogrimshaw:


ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm


i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note


I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.


jesus h. christ


I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being β€œtiny,” what the fuck).Β The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it isΒ comfortable orΒ fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism
can someone please put that on a shirt

you’re welcome



#huge dicks are like communismI CANNOT BREATHE OMG IM DYING NOW
: rawritsjacobthepuppy:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:


littleartemis:


radiogrimshaw:


radiogrimshaw:


ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm


i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note


I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.


jesus h. christ


I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being β€œtiny,” what the fuck).Β The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it isΒ comfortable orΒ fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism
can someone please put that on a shirt

you’re welcome



#huge dicks are like communismI CANNOT BREATHE OMG IM DYING NOW

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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