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England, Swedish, and Viking: A sun burnt Swedish viking invading england (1157 colorized)

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Children, Drinking, and Drugs: ugly-sugar-fruit siniristiriita Shit my chemistry teacher has said in class, vol, 2 1. "Could you use heart medicine as explosives? Technically, yes." 2. "In theory, the concept that all of you exist is possible. 3. "56 children were born with no arms in France. That is a bit excessive" 4. "Here's an intestine, here's pancreas, over there is a liver and here is a danish pastry" 5. [A lecture on different methods in which bridges were constructed to be blown up during WW1 and wW2] 6. "It's unfortunate if you get an entire ham in your lung." 7. "The good thing about aether is that you don't die." 8. "Let's pick something else that's tasty. Like amphetamine here." 9. "If I tell you that carbon has three bonds, that doesn't mean carbon has three bonds." 10. "There's a french way, german way, american way and russian way. What do we use in Finland then? Depends on who's invading." 11. "The nitrogen makes this one straight." 12. [Walks to the students' side of the classroom] "Hm. Yes. The time does 13. [Lectures on why getting scurvy has made European invaders genocidal 14. "That would be a fun prank: Murder someone by sneaking 20 kilos of 15. [A long explanation of how the introduction of alcohol was an 16. [The story of how the density shifts of water and alcohol led to many 17. "Back then they didn't have any good drugs, so they had to settle for flow slower on this side." on several occasions.] coffee grounds into someone's breakfast porridge. improvement in comparison to drinking psychedelic reindeer urine] murders in the prohibition era moonshine business] aether. A few exploding serfs here and there." teaching them they're second in power from gods. Trust me, they tried." 18. "Nothing good will will come from giving vour children lead poisoning and 19. "My father was born in 1918, so he was 18 in 1936, which was inconvenient at the time." [Our teacher, inexplicably, looks roughly 40-45 and has at least one daughter in her 30s. Nobody fucking knows how old he is, exactly.] Vol. 1 here Source: siniristiriita 50 notes Repost
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Alive, Amazon, and Anaconda: Joie DeVEVO @donniemnemonic I HAVE FOUND GOD IN THE UNI BUY AND SELL GROUP uli Spark NZ令 12:09 PM L @ 100%(.)チ Vic Deals 53 mins "I've got a first date coming up with a cutie patootie babe and I don't know what to wear. I think I'll dress meek and demure. I don't want to make a statement" FUCKING WRONG FUCK THEM UP KILL THENM Size 15 rose gold gladiator stilettos for sale DESTORY HIM "Are you Gal Gadot? Are you an amazon? Why is that man worshipping your feet?" YES TO ALL THE ABOVE Shoes are for straight people who play couples tennis and get divorced 0 write a comment (GIF) Oo 3 post couples tennis and get divorced Rose gold gladiator stilettos are for invading Nazi Germany solo and walking out alive BURN THE REICHSTAG Bought from Asia so their "US size 15" is probably a real US size 13 Too delicate for my blunt Nordic hooves so I'm selling them and buying boots to go TRAMPING IN THE WILDERNESS INVADE FIORDLAND FIND THE MOOSE Paid $115 Looking for $80 Will sell for $50 if you include a short fantasy fiction (min 500 words) about woman who can turn into a dragon or a colour illustration of a woman turning into a dragon. SURVIVE THE WINTER OWrite a comment... Oo 3 ost "These shoes are a bold choice for a first date, what if he thinks I'm a slut" BURN HIS FIELDS AND SALT THE LAND YOU ARE THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS YOU ARE THE WHORE OF BABYLON MESSAGE ME 0 Write a comment GF)ⓞ > Oo butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway: somanyofthekids: I just needed to make sure more people saw this. I want those fucking shoes man
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Children, Drinking, and Drugs: ugly-sugar-fruit siniristiriita Shit my chemistry teacher has said in class, vol. 2 1 "Could you use heart medicine as explosives? Technically, yes." 2. "In theory, the concept that all of you exist is possible 3. "56 children were born with no arms in France. That is a bit excessive." 4. "Here's an intestine, here's pancreas, over there is a liver and here is a danish pastry" 5. [A lecture on different methods in which bridges were constructed to be blown up during WW1 and WW2 6. "It's unfortunate if you get an entire ham in your lung." 7. "The good thing about aether is that you don't die. 8. "Let's pick something else that's tasty. Like amphetamine here." 9. "If i tell you that carbon has three bonds, that doesn't mean carbon has three bonds." 10. There's a french way, german way, american way and russian way. What do we use in Finland then? Depends on who's invading." 11. "The nitrogen makes this one straight." 12. [Walks to the students' side of the classroom] "Hm. Yes. The time does 13. [Lectures on why getting scurvy has made European invaders genocidal 14. That would be a fun prank: Murder someone by sneaking 20 kilos of 15. [A long explanation of how the introduction of alcohol was an 16. [The story of how the density shifts of water and alcohol led to many 17. "Back then they didn't have any good drugs, so they had to settle for 18. "Nothing good will will come from giving your children lead poisoning and 19. "My father was born in 1918, so he was 18 in 1936, which was flow slower on this side." on several occasions.] coffee grounds into someone's breakfast porridge." improvement in comparison to drinking psychedelic reindeer urine] murders in the prohibition era moonshine business] aether. A few exploding serfs here and there teaching them they re second in power from gods. Trust me, they tried." inconvenient at the time." [Our teacher, inexplicably, looks roughly 40-45 and has at least one daughter in her 30s. Nobody fucking knows how old he is, exactly.] Vol. 1 here Source: siniristiriita 50 notes Chemistry Class
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Tumblr, Blog, and Vietnamese: 4 EA. T50X fakehistory:Vietnamese rice farmer defends village hut against invading U.S. forces (1967)

fakehistory:Vietnamese rice farmer defends village hut against invading U.S. forces (1967)

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America, Crime, and Donald Trump: Your a dumb fuck for agreeing with trump what about you ancestors left behind your not a real Mexican your a fucking joke bro! Trump is a racist fuck and doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, know your background 7:41 AM Actually, I am a highly intelligent individual who's able to make well thought out decisions based on actual facts and not emotions. Because Trump wants to kee the USASafe & secure from the corruption and crime of South America doesn't make him a racist. You are right, I am not a Mexican, and Message... GIF Actually, I am a highly intelligent individual who’s able to make well thought out decisions based on actual facts and not emotions. Because Trump wants to keep the USA 🇺🇸 Safe & secure from the corruption and crime of South America doesn’t make him a racist. You are right, I am not a Mexican, and neither are you. The real Mexicans aren’t fleeing Mexico, they are actually fighting for their country and protesting against the invaders just like the majority of Americans are. I find it funny that a low grade educated individual as yourself believe the garbage you spew. Donald Trump is a billionaire who owns more than 500 companies , has made immensely great wealth by hard work and excellent business deals . Now be a good Mexican and go join the real Mexicans in Mexico and fight for your own motherland like Americans are fighting for theirs. (The picture on the right is the Nationalist Mexicans who are protesting against the invaders from South America invading their country, an image you won’t see in the news) who are the real Mexicans???! I was born in Cuba, the country that gave me birth but I was adopted by the USA legally and I am now an American 🇺🇸 I am not a Cuban American, I am an American 🇺🇸 I have honorably served in the US Marines and earned the title Marine. I have signed the dotted line and made an oath to give my life in defense of our constitution against enemies foreign and domestic. The USA Is my motherland now.
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Be Like, Fire, and School: Switzerland accidentally invaded Liechtenstein. Liechtenstein was cool with it LIECHTENSTEIN Vaduz SWITZERLAND AUSTRIA Ultrafacts.tumblr.com ultrafacts For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source) macwithac Lichtenstein be like "they're invading, but whatever ampy-pony But how do you "accidentally" invade a country? ultrafacts .On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid. .On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident In Maroh 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the "invaders and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said "It's not like they invaded with attack helicopters" Sources: 123 how do you even tell your superior officer I mean uh Sir.. I'm sorry but think.. we're not in Switzerland anymone what are you trying to say cadet Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein. ...goddamn it, not again 16 Times Tumblr Taught You More About History Than School Ever Did

16 Times Tumblr Taught You More About History Than School Ever Did

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Japanese, Okinawa, and One: A Japanese soldier loads one final bullet into his rifle before a banzai charge on allied invading forces. (Okinawa, 1945, colorized)

A Japanese soldier loads one final bullet into his rifle before a banzai charge on allied invading forces. (Okinawa, 1945, colorized)

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Children, Mayweather, and Memes: IG: STANDUP9 So many people paid to watch the Mayweather and McGregor fight... Imagine if everyone paid to build up their communities, or help people in need ... We have resources, many have the right intentions, but we are misguided and don’t ever comprehend our true power as a collective until our backs are pushed to a wall or when we fuel these massive distractions. Tax’s, Lotteries, Sporting events etc are created from our ancestors to create a wealth gap that keeps the poor distracted and poor and the wealthy entertained and well rich. Do you know that colosseums were built to occupy the working class minds so they did not pay attention to the tyranny of their government. Sounds familiar right? How many people are aware the USA is invading 40 nations, all of these nations have documentation of USA troops violating international law such as raping women and children, and murdering innocent people. How often are you shown actual footage of war? They have no problem showing the towers being hit by planes but will never show you what their bombs do on a daily basis for the last 15 years. How many lies has the government told since 01’? How many whistleblowers have been extradited, jailed and murdered? There has been people constantly sacrificing their lives to share this information but TV and the 4th branch of the government AKA the media has everyone distracted and their minds manipulated bu tell lie vision using daily tv shows aka programs to control your mind. It’s called MK Ultra. It’s time to wake up and reclaim your mind. standup911 - Events - @_meetingoftheminds Back up account - @_standup911

We have resources, many have the right intentions, but we are misguided and don’t ever comprehend our true power as a collective until our b...

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