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Food, Money, and Old People: unclefather cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I'm going to kill you cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I'm sorry I'm here sapphic-pink-kryptonite me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don't push yourselves on my account. things happen heatherleigh02 Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet. Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar. The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes." aplatonicjacuzzi Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

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Bad, Jesus, and Lol: Today jesus you are rough on pants 331 A get angry with them that have to wear them. 700 AM holy hell, there are better ways to deal with that than to mas- sacre them. Most of us just, stay with me here... Take them off poor things did nothing to you. 740 AM The First step is admitting vou have a problem though. so it sounds like you've accepted your role in this and are ready for the next step. 744 AM Absolutely ready for the next step. Just not sure what that is lol 749 AM we've got to get you out of them and to an environment where you can't hurt them anymore. we in the industry call this place, 'South, I've been there, and you wouldn't believe it. there is not a single pant in sight. the good news is Im an expert at finding this mysterious place. I can guide you out of those pants and in to something far less appropriate 756 AM Sounds like an excellent next step 804 AM I think we need to rehearse before we take any drastic steps I'm going to need to see what I'm getting myself into. 811 AM Rehearsal is a must 812 AM Rehearsals start Monday Anytime that works for you. I do make house calls, but it's going to cost you extra 816 AM Oh darn. Not sure I can afford extra and leave a nice tip В19 АМ Don't worry about the tip, we can work something out а21 AN Oh perfect! 822 AM for my records I'm going to need you to fill out these forms. Full name: Proffered Contact: requested Appointment time Location 824 AM reason for visit 824 AM 9:45pm .I've been naughty.. 8:25 AM ille Oh forgot one. 826 AM Ok I've got you booked in for Monday I will be out of the office this weekend but just in case things get bad and you need to talk, ill keep my phone on me. looking forvward to touching bases with you and getting you out of those pants. 834 A Sounds great. Thanks so much for all the help and support 8:35 AM +pes meesnge She had 5 photos with ripped jeans

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Food, Money, and Old People: unclefather cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I'm going to kill you cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I'm sorry I'm here sapphic-pink-kryptonite me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don't push yourselves on my account. things happen heatherleigh02 Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet. Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar. The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes." aplatonicjacuzzi Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

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Iphone, Twitter, and Magic: adam ferrone @_rone Thoughts? PROPOSED NEW STANDARD YEAR 13 EQUAL SIZED MONTHS (28 days x 13 months 364, +1 365) THE FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SUNDAY THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SATURDAY Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 5 2 3 4 3 4 5 6 2 3 6 1 1 4 11 12 8 9 10 11 12 14 8 9 10 13 14 10 11 12 13 14 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 18 21 19 15 16 15 16 21 17 16 17 18 20 18 20 22 23 22 23 24 25 24 27 22 23 24 25 27 28 THE ONE DAY LEFT OVER IS Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat NYD NEW YEARS DAY. 1 2 3 4 3 4 6 8 9 10 11 11 10 1 12 13 IT ISN'T A WEEKDAY OR WEEKEND, IT'S MAGIC, AND ON LEAP YEARS 15 16 18 19 20 21 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 25 23 24 25 24 27 IT'S A DOUBLE VACATION DAY. THE REST IS EASY. IF SOMEONE SAYS, "LL SEE YOU ON THE 19TH," YOU Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 2 3 6 2 3 6 7 2 3 4 5 6 4 1 KNOW IT'S ON A THURSDAY 8 11 15 16 17 18 20 21 17 18 19 20 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MONTH, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHAT YEAR, 22 23 24 25 27 28 25 27 IT'S GOING TO BE ON A THURSDAY. Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat. Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 2 2 3 5 6 7 1 4 4 CALCULATING IS EASY, PLANNING IS EASY, AND PAYCHECKS COME WHEN YOU EXPECT THEM. 8 9 10 1 12 8 10 12 13 14 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 17 18 16 17 18 19 20 21 26 22 23 24 25 28 24 25 26 27 28 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 1:09 PM 18 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone Likes 617 Retweets This is developer abuse

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Magic, Vacation, and Sunday: PROPOSED NEW STANDARD YEAR 13 EQUAL SIZED MONTHS (28 days x 13 months = 364, +1 = 365) THE FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SUNDAY THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SATURDAY Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 2 3 4 5 6 7 89 4 5 67 1 23 8 9 4 5 6 7 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 2 3 1 1 9 10 10 11 12 13 14 10 11 12 13 14 8 12 13 14 8 10 11 12 13 14 11 15 16 20 21 17 18 19 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 26 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 22 23 24 25 27 28 22 23 24 25 26 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 27 28 THE ONE DAY LEFT OVER IS Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat NYD 2 34 89 5 6 7 1 2 1 23 4 5 6 7 NEW YEARS DAY. 5 6 7 1 4 1 10 11 12 13 14 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 8 10 11 12 13 14 IT ISN'T A WEEKDAY OR WEEKEND, IT'S MAGIC, AND ON LEAP YEARS IT'S A DOUBLE VACATION DAY 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 15 17 18 19 20 21 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 THE REST IS EASY. IF SOMEONE SAYS, "I'LL SEE YOU ON THE 19TH," YOU KNOW IT'S ON A THURSDAY. Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 2 3 8 9 2 S 89 10 6 7 1 4 5 2 3 4 5 6 7 1 4 5 67 1 89 10 10 11 12 13 14 11 12 13 14 12 13 14 11 19 20 21 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 15 16 17 18 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MONTH, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHAT YEAR, IT'S GOING TO BE ON A THURSDAY. Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 5 6 7 2 3 4 2 3 6 7 2 3 5 6 1 1 4 5 1 4 7 89 10 89 10 CALCULATING IS EASY, PLANNING IS EASY, AND PAYCHECKS COME WHEN YOU EXPECT THEM. 8 9 10 12 13 14 11 13 14 11 12 13 14 11 12 20 21 15 16 17 18 19 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 XERHINO Programmers nightmare

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Beer, Old Man, and Tumblr: a Fig 1: Form an "A" shape with your index and middle fingers using both hands. Extend your middle and index fingers on both hands, keeping them close together, while your thumbs hold down your ring and pinky fingers. Place your two middle fingers together, forming an "A" shape. Ifeel like I get a louder and more forceful whistle using this finger combo. Fig 2: Draw back your lips to cover your teeth. Lip placement is key, Give your lips a quick lick to wet your whistle. Tuck your lips back over your teeth. It's what you do when you pretend youre an old man without any teeth. Your lips need to cover your teeth in order to whistle successfully Feel free to adjust howmuch or lite you tuck your lips back. It's going to vary from person to person. Your fingers will help keep your bottom lip tudked over your teeth. Fig 3: Push tongue back into mouth. Place the tip of your fingers underneath your tongue right at the tip. Push the tip of your tongue back with your fingers. You're basically folding the first 1/4 of your tongue back on itself. Push your tongue back into your mouth until your first knuckle reaches your bottom lips. Fig 4: Blow through the hole between your two index fingers. Give a soft blow out your mouth. You should feel the air only go out over your bottom lip. If you feel air coming out the sides of your mouth, dlose your mouth tighter around your fingers. Remember, perfect seal Make sure you don't see your tongue make an appearance in the hole between your fingers! I's blocking the air from coming out. You probably won't get a sound right off the bat. That's okay. Adjust your finger placement under your tongue and experiment with different finger angles and varying degrees of lip tuckage until you find the sweet spot. Experimentation is key-keep making little adjustments. You'll know when you're getting close to your whistle sweet spot because you'll start producing a noise that sounds sort of like you're blowing over a beer bottle. Start blowing more forcefully, until you get that high-pitched and loud whistle. you should probably ge to TheMetaPicture.com LLLTSA lolzandtrollz: See? Now You Know How To Whistle With Your Fingers

lolzandtrollz: See? Now You Know How To Whistle With Your Fingers

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